#interrogatormentor au

[interrogatormentors]

Helmsman, do you still see yourself as a person?

No. II am the

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IImperIIal Network, loyal

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battery.

[maroonian]

art i drew for the newest chapter of @interrogatormentors (ao3, tumblr) to remind you all that yes, i still draw homestuck

[snarkmodeactivate]

interrogatormentors warrior cats au

tigerr kalwuh the mindscourge dopes his fellow interrogatormentor instructor rheddt tallea with mind honey and has him beaten to death during a training exercise. his trainee ravenh pwhaau hacks into the files and finds footage of tigerr doing this.

tigerr starts trying to have ravenh killed but luckily an asteroid homesteader named The Barleigh takes ravenh in and rehabilitates him. they're matesprits endgame

meanwhile the young mutant fyeiya harret has to grapple with the fact he is leading a rebellion against his ex-moirail, Her Imperial Blasphemy, (The Hereticc) Bluwen Stahrr who has gone insane and genocidal.

Starpaw (sollux, because when he ascends to the position of leader like fireheart does his name will be starstar... two star... sollux is named after the pollux and castor constellation twins [and warrior cats are only named after things they can find in nature]) is a kitten trapped in sburbia, until one day a feral cat named Waveroll (Gafera Ritoly) lures him to the woods and indoctrinates him into shadowclan. he serves in Minnowstar's (The Condesce)'s child army of apprentices. Minnowstar's kit, Featherwhisker (Feferi Peixes) is medicine cat and planning on poisoning Minnowstar to end her reign of terror with starpaw's help after he escapes to thunderclan. Featherwhisker's ex, the exiled warrior from thunderclan named Pondhunter (eridan ampora), is now Minnowstar's mate. it's awkward.

[interrogatormentors]

kanaya, strike a pose with your favourite outfit, will you, please?

Every Outfit Is My Favorite Until There Is A Sale At The Fabric Store

There Is Nothing More Exhilarating Than Ripping A Bolt Of Fabric From The Spindly Grasping Digits Of Some Waifish Fashion Disaster Who May Not Necessarily Deserve Such Callousness But Does Require A Firm Hand Preventing Them From Committing A Literal Actual Crime Since They Are Cruising The Clearance Rack Intending To Line The Nest Of Their Slavering Lusus With Reams Of Castoffs And With My Spoils Creating My New Favorite Fit

How Am I Supposed To Choose When Each Outfit Nay Each Nascent Wiggler Hatched From My Own Flesh And Blood That I Labor Over For Hours Whilst Bent Over My Sewing Machine Until My Back Creaks With Each Purposeful Arc Of The Shears And Needle And Bring To Glorious Pupation Upon The Dressform Until I Am Satisfied With Every Fold And Crease Ensures I Am The Most Fuckable Person At The Agricultural Laborers Bazaar

[interrogatormentors]

vriska what's it like being the MVP of the rebellion? what would these scrubs even do without you?

FINALLY some8ody who sees it!!!!!!! It's soooooooo hard, let me tell you. These losers would 8e lost without me! I 8et they wouldn't even have a shiny asteroid st8tion if I hadn't led the charge that secured it from those Empire posers in the first pl8ce!

Seriously though the personnel stationed here were so unorgan8zed. It was like they were 8enched from active duty for 8eing LAME! That's a8solute scru8 8ehavior!!!!!!!!

The loyal empire goons are going feel soooooooo stupid when we 8eat their asses into dust and Peixes yanks that crown from the Empress's 8ig stupid head.

And then after that? O8viously I take my place on the high council and then I get to call the 8ig shots! It's going to 8e GR8!!!!!!!!

[interrogatormentors]

sollux ur so hot please interrogate me

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT WITH YOUR MOUTH.

[interrogatormentors]

Ermm question for the creator/creators!!!! What are ur height headcanons for the story???!!

hi hey hello! it is mod rune! we do, in fact, have our height headcanons in a nifty little doodle chart that i made forever ago

these are just starting outfits for everyone! nothings super concrete but this was the fleshing out for Looks

karkat is SO tiny but i actually had several variations of this because feferi and gamzee were uh. too tall and theyre not as tall as condy. LMAO

[maroonian]

a series of eridan arts i did for the askblog i run with @snarkmodeactivate over at @interrogatormentors

it took me a few years to get back into the swing of things but i might as well post these all here

warnings for this au under cut

includes: TORTURE (LOTS), violence, gore, extreme gaslighting, abusive relationships, power imbalances in relationships, emotional manipulation, alcoholism, non-consensual drugging, drug use, non-consensual body modification, dissociation, implied noncon/dubcon elements, and also basically any other content warning that comes with homestuck trolls

[interrogatormentors]

the quiet humidity of the imperial helmsblock feels homey and soothes the permanent ache of your gills when the water levels down and there's room to sit and shoot the shit about how your night's been going. and when you tell a stupid joke about that panrotted dumbass heisar from communications, he smiles, and you remember why you adore him.

by every light in the endless cosmos that shines pale as your pity, you wish you could help him, but his chains are yours, tied firm and intertwined, and the loops dig in ever tighter with each passing perigee.

[interrogatormentors]

well, Kanaya, if you can't decide on ONE outfit to strike a pose in, why don't you do a whole lineup?

Why You Sly Little Barkbeast You Are Trying To Get A Textile Thaumaturge To Tip Her Hand To Reveal Her Tricks So You Can Immediately Dash Yourself Upon The Rocks In Frantic Fabric Fervor When The Tide Of Fashion Washes Over You In All Her Rampant Cruelty And Majesty Until She Overwhelms Your Feeble Pan

I Shall Make Extra Certain That My Minuscule Workshop And Accompanying Walk In Linen Closet Is Absolutely Definitely Locked With A Keycard I Surely Would Not Be So Airheaded As To Place Somewhere Easily Discovered By Any Wayward Troll Such As Perhaps Atop This Doorframe So That An Aspiring Darning Disciple Could Let Themselves In To Peruse My Works That Are Organized By Cloth Weight And Stitching Complexity To Acclimate My I Mean Hypothetical Acolytes Unrelated To Me To The Intricacies Of The Craft To Aspire Towards

After All As You Can See From The Paltry Sneak Peek I Am Permitting You Now Since No One Would Dare To Try To Figure Out My Dastardly Puzzle Barring Entrance To My Craft Room What Is The Point In Fighting An Empire Bent Upon Maintaining The Steady Decline And Destruction Of All You Hold Dear If You Are Not Cute As A Fucking Button With Serrated Teeth While Doing So

It Certainly Is Not What You Would Call Much But It Is Honest Work

[interrogatormentors]

ey, spider pirate! show me your fangs, your on camera!

-📷 anon

Weeeeeeeell if you insist—

H3H3H3H3 YOU W1SH >:]

Terezi th8s was MY SH8T y8u can't just!!!!!!!!

Y34H 1 C4N, WH4T 4RE YOU GONN4 DO 4BOUT 1T, HMMM?? >;]

Y88888888U!!!!!!!! UGH!!!!!!!!

[interrogatormentors]

How long does a high blood live for?

The cool range of the 2pectrum ha2 an exponentIIally expandIIng lIIfe2pan begIInIIng wIIth the blue

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blood2 2tartIIng at 360 2weep2 and the vIIolet2 2IIgnIIng up for voluntary termIInatIIon at approxIImately 600

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2weep2. Currently the range of TyrIIan lIIfe2pan2 II2

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cla22IIfIIed but Helm2man A1A100MKI ha2 been regII2tered two the IImperIIal Network for two thou2and, two hundred, and twenty-one 2weep2 2o extrapolate what you wIIll. She wIIll reIIgn

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for eternIIty; may we raII2e our unworthy voIIce2 two 2he on HIIgh‚ Her GlorIIou2 Conde2cen2IIon, for a pro2perou2 lIIfe IIn 2ervIIce two Her EmpIIre.

[interrogatormentors]

Heyyyy karkat how u feelin! :pppp

I'M FEELING NORMAL.

2omethiing you need two know about vanta2 ii2 he'2 alway2 leakiing for 2ome rea2on.

[interrogatormentors]

sollux do the words shadow the hedgehog time prison mean anything to you

duriing my tiime a2 an iinterrogatormentor the 2urgeon2 wiith a capiital 2 refiined a drug that could diilate a troll2 2en2e of tiime by fuckiing wiith theiir 2en2e2. ii blame iinterrogatormentor leywet the mo2t for iit tho. ii'd giive 2omeone an iinjectiion of that and lock them iin a crematiion drawer for a whiile. two miinute2 of that equal2 two liifetiime2 two thiink of the confe22iion they wanted two giive the empiire and liive out the knowledge that ii could fliick on the burn 2wiitch at any 2econd.

thii2 worked be2t for hiighblood2. they really have an appreciiatiion for eterniity and lowblood2 iin comparii2on are already u2ed two the threat of death at any moment 2o they'd ju2t kiind of enter a zen 2tate iin2tead. plu2 they're more heat re2ii2tant 2o they wouldn't 2tart 2weatiing a2 fa2t a2 the average wader.

2o yeah ii've got a pa22iing knowledge on tiime prii2on2 but ii'm a biit 2tuck on what the fuck a hedgehog ii2 2uppo2ed two be.

[interrogatormentors]

Vriska do you ever miss anyone?

Why would I miss anyone? Every8ody I could possi8ly care a8out is literally right here. Terezi, Kanaya, even... ugh, Tavros and my old neigh8or, Equius. And Aradia or whatever. Karkat, our adora8le little mascot, is here for the run, too!!!!!!!! What's there to miss?

Still, can you fucking 8elieve Tavros is a re8ellion head and not me???????? ME!!!!!!!! It's 8ullshit!

8ut I guess that dork is useful for something or whatever. It's pro8a8ly for the 8est that I h8ve mo8ility without responsi8ility for a 8unch of gru8lets. It's n8t like I actu8lly c8re 8r 8nything.

[interrogatormentors]

Hey nepeta do you still ship people together? If so who's your OTP?

:33 < buckle the fuck up people we are about to go to town :33 < first of all of course i still have a shipping chart what kind of sensible person do you take me for :33 < its ummmm a little messier now but a girls gotta make do! :33 < m33ting more rebels has merely increased my pawsibilities for shipping too! :33 < meowstly i still k33p track of the main circle since its suuuuper hard to k33p track of everypawdy when theyre going to the diffurent bases we have but i do my darnedest regardless!!! :33 < what kind of shipper would i be if i didnt??? :33 < so equius is of course still my meowrail, obviously :33 < i think he wouldnt be here if he wasnt :33 < hed have gone off like mr ampurra did :33 < i think this is also the case fur gamz33 too :33 < that cr33p still wigs me meowt but what are you gonna do hes sticking around and that seems to be good enough fur my cuddlefish :33 < he and tavros are like all but confurmed pale! its totally obvious even if tavros doesnt like to go out adfurtising his quads :?? < vriskers and terezi have like... something going on but those girls are so messy its soooo hard to tell :33 < if i had to make a guess i think they vacillate a lot and ive s33n kanaya slipping in and out of the equation too... not sure in what quads but :33 < honestly good for her. she should live her truth :33 < i think equius sometimes has super black inclinations towards gamz33 which is kinda :// :33 < but im not about to yuck his yums! hes fr33 to quad whoevfur he wants X33 < he can be a freak if he wants to be!!! i dont care about micromanaging him :33 < aaaaanyways terezis just straight up a loose cannon a lot of the time, super casual with pails :33 < aradia and sollux used to be pale but its kind of hard to tell where they stand now since most of the evfurything that happened :33 < i know that karkitty is absolutely gunning for pale with pawllux which yknow, im not a hundred purrcent sure hes rehabilitated but like! :33 < the fact that he asked for help at all is like meownumental so im willing to give him the benefit of the doubt if aradias vouching for him :33 < theres also some of the regular rebels too!! like, that r33ly weird yellow, golese, hes definitely got some sort of red inklings with the other interrogatormentor rescue that attacked sollux, vitzii?? :33 < miss trisia is hardcore gunning red with solluxs former interrogatormentor pawtner and isnt even shy about it :33 < golese has let slip that one of the seadweller rebels that has b33n out a lot on missions has pale inklings towards that vitzii guy too but like. im not sure hes like. fixed up enough to really care which is kind of tragic for his suitors!! :// :33 < i havent s33n golese come back from his last mission though and his meowrail has b33n almost climbing up the walls its kinda rankling the mewd :33 < as fur me... w3333ll :33 < i uhhh used to have a crush on karkat but like :33 < i grew out of it obviously ;33 < i purrsonally dont like to kiss and tell but fefuri and aradia are r33ly cuddly ;33 < i would say thats my otp but that could be construed as biased ;33 < also id be categorically incorrect since its truly an ot3!! h33h33