#internshit

[atomicstarburstlabware]

wE miGhT eVeN gET tHiS pUbLiShEd aND aDd yOuR NaMe tO tHe PubLiCaTiOn

Stop teasing me ok? I have feelings :/

[atomicstarburstlabware]

as a treat, for enduring the grind with a big ugly smile

I should be given a weekly stipend of $4000 and an unlimited supply of stimulants and hallucinogens

[steveyockey]

brian jordan alvarez new dancing to cruel summer just dropped

it’s like you can hear my thoughts

[chronicowboy]

once had an internship where the onboarding email headline was "[company name]- your internshit" and it took them 3h to realise their spelling error (the internship was actually really good/beneficial, so not a freudian slip but it still makes me laugh)

I'M FUCKING DYING OVER THIS ANON I WOULD LITERALLY NOT BE ABLE TO LOOK ANYONE IN THE EYE AT THAT PLACE WITHOUT BURSTING INTO TEARS OF LAUGHTER

[cassandralexxx]

“if you check my mathematical equations at any given time you’re gonna find the mathematics correct at all times”

-Brian Jordan Alvarez

[toyourliking]

Welt, I been on an elegant walk through the town where my internshit is taking play. So now back to my hotel where they are keeping me and keeping me nice, steady, calm, GOOD sleep and… a buffet for dinner. I have been trying to put in more work, more hours, to prove to them I can work at this company full tindt after the internshit is up. But they say no promises. I say I promise you this: if you checkout my mathematicalmycalculation at any given tine you’re gonna find the mathematic is correct at all tine. So, that’s just how I put in my hard work. whaever

As they say: bye!

[antithetical-logician-the-nerd]

HELLO LOVELIESSSSSS

after nearly two months gone, guess whos back? that sem break was a much needed one. esp since my internship ended up being internshit.

imma start my new 100 days of productivity from tomorrow, which is the start of my fifth semester.

my sem iv gpa came out btw. its 3.17. it's unsexy asf. my wrist gave up in the finals and i didnt practise enough, but i'd be a bitch if i said it's not miles better than 2.03.

if anyone else is interested in starting it with me tomorrow lmk. accountability is sexy.

[cuntstable]

im so tired and cold and i have to go to INTERNSHIT. what the hell

[jazui]

got an internshit

[slam-dunkrai]

thinking a lot about that one Brian Jordan Alvarez character as of late. welt. I been on an elegant waulk in the town where my internshit. is taking plaae

[lukesaur]

Welt, I been on an elegant wallk. Through the town, where my internshih is taking play. So, now, back to my hotel, where they are keepin me, and keepin me nice, steady, calm, GOOD sleep! And, a buffet for dinner. I have been trying to put in more work, more hourts, to prove to theh, I can work at this company full tighnt, after the internshit is up. But, they say, no promises. I say: “I promise you this: if you check out my mathicamaticaclecaculation at any given tine, you gonna fine, that madamadick is correc at all tine.” So!, that’s just how I put in my hard work. Whatever! As they say: Bye!

[atomicstarburstlabware]

Day three of waiting for five different emails from just as many lovely parties to start with the paperwork for my internship 💀

[chill-billy]

My phone interview this morning didn’t go well, but it didn’t go to shit. I could’ve done so much better. The part of me that wants to cut myself some slack is telling me it was because it was my first. The rest of my body (i.e. 97% of it) says it’s because I didn’t prepare.

Here I am now, awaiting the next two interviews tomorrow. Both will be done with a video call. Both will potentially be worse, but if the first one really for the love of GOD considers me, PLEASE let me know immediately.

The thing about how I’m choosing to think about all this is that there are actually a lot of companies that hire based on productivity in any activity listed in the resume, be it academic, extra-curricular, or just any type of effort-demanding activity. So far, I’ve been proven wrong, as all companies (if they ever reached out to me) would offer something in the lines of testing my ability to code. The first company (bless them) hopefully took some insight from my grades and clarifications about my membership in organizations. Of course, I know I messed that up, but I’ll be more calm about my answers tomorrow. I just need to construct an outline and stop focusing too much about using fill words because I’ll end up using them more. Or leaving the other end with silence. Gosh I really used the “sorry, I didn’t catch you, my signal is weak,” like twice. I’m so sorry. I hope you don’t see this. If you do, please consider me. I was just super nervous. I’m a very hard worker. 

[wrongplanet777]

i have to do this shit internship thing for all of summer and i want to curl up and fucking die

[poisonedeath-treats]

I don’t find acquaintance parties that fun anymore

That, or i just got extra boring by 2017

[butchbobbyhill]

Smash that mf reblog if I should Kwuit my internshit and my jahb to pursue artistic pursuits

Hit my line if I should grind thru it

Reblog AND like to encourage me to drop out