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fairy-princette · 2 years

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Steve trying so hard to make fantasy comparisons from what he's learned from The Party's rambles to explain things to Eddie, and Eddie trying to remember sportsball rules from that one time he actually went to gym class to make a sports metaphor for Steve, and both of them just getting it so incredibly wrong and Lucas has to sit in the middle acting as a translator

#like right at the beginning of their relationship #where they both obviously care a lot about the other's interests #but they're so new to them they're just a bit adrift amongst it all #but god dammit if they're not going to try #steddie #stranger things #1k #hey mum people on the internet think I’m funny

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kavehater · 6 months

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I support girls but NAH THIS IS REACHING “if you look carefully LIKE REALLY CAREFULLY 🤓☝️”

#the same people who would shriek like the witch of the north melting her skin off if I tell you haikaveh / kavetham isn’t implied because #if you actually look into our culture they’re being normal and not everyone having rivalry and caring about each other means they’re 💅#in fact Arabs are some of the worlds most hospitable people alhaitham letting kaveh live with him #is the most Arab thing I’ve ever seen #heck if kaveh was a stranger it wouldn’t be unusual for an Arab to let him in their house ☠️#goddamn #“if you look in the internet you can see how they’re implied!🤓☝️”#maybe if you had any respect for my culture or any desire to be educated when I’m handing this to you for free you wouldn’t be your mistake #your mums greatest mistake 🤗🤗🤗*#dora daily #if only ppl dedicated this level of detail to actual culture compared to pulling out their microscope at level 100x magnification lens to #observe robins spots under her eyes the world would be a better place 🙀#let me tell you btw this whole I hate you meh meh meh ( I’m so in love with you ) trope is the most whitest booktok millennial plant growing #basement dweller nonesense I have ever heard in my life don’t do that to my pookies ☹️#( the pookies in fact were 11 and 9 years older than her respectively )#guys my dad is the straightest man alive ( oh the trauma lowkey wish he wasn’t ) and he legit was putting his hand on his best friends lap #LMAOOO even I as a very logical person was like bro this is so zesty rn I am SO uncomfortable #anyways live laugh love boothill x Baizhu they’re the most canon things I’ve ever seen in my life #<- this is a joke btw it’s an ironic ship I saw on tiktok ☠️

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scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde · 5 days

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I've officially managed to stay alive longer than James and Lily Potter 🤩🤩🤩✨️✨️✨️ #22

#BIRTH 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻#WISH ME HAPPY BIRTH 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻#22 years ago today my mum got sliced open because I was refusing to be born #I knew what was up #they shoulda just left me in there #ew im 22 in internet years thats basically 100 #im like.... IN my 20s now #nah im still 17 #just a 22 year old teenage girl 😚😚💓💓#harry potter #tagging it as harry potter feels cheeky but im doing it anyway #tagging cursed child feels cheekier but i want my moots attention 😔‼️👋🏻👋🏻#harry potter and the cursed child #hpcc

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now-you-sound-like-a-jedi · 4 months

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Found out tonight that my colleague who I talk about Star Wars with every time we're on the same shift is one of those Star Wars fans :/

We were talking about The Acolyte and he said he wasn't going to watch it because he's "fed up of all the woke nonsense" (as someone who actually has watched it, is the "woke nonsense" in the room with us??)

He later clarified that he meant specifically that there isn't a white guy in the main cast. Like, dude... you realise that every movie in the damn franchise is literally full of white guys right?? I'm sure you can cope without one for a single fucking series

#he was also mad about that one throwaway line about osha and mae's mums #he says there'll be pronouns in it before long #like boy do i have some bad news for you about how the english language works...#i've never met one of these people in person before... i didn't think people actually said this shit off the internet #star wars #star wars discourse #the acolyte

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bbbrianjones · 6 months

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ughh do like ???? my mum has been given at most two years to live and idk i don'teven like?????

#telling a bunch of random people on the internet abt my family problems but i need to tell someone otherwise i will BURST #im sure it is clear how close me and my mum are. she has done a lot for me.#it just hurts me that she will never see me get married or have children or other really big milestones.#that is the part that hurts the most #it just feels weird ?? like i think i'm still processing it.

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crowkip · 8 months

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just discovered you and your art and i'm going feral like aajsjfkfk it is gorgeous i could almost live off it

anyway you have another lesbian supporter <3

#YOURE ALL SO NICE!!!#i wish i was better at responding to these but pls know i love u so so much!!!!!#every now n then my mum asks 'how are the nice internet lesbians doing :-)'#ask crow

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steakout-05 · 4 months

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shoutout to people with dads who are part of Gen X who introduced them to the best music of their generation when their dads were kids in the 70s-80s (it's me i'm people) (i love my dad <3)

#also shoutout to my 80s mum who has the best taste in metal and rock ever <3 #for fun here's a list of artists my dad introduced me to when i was young: queen. the beatles. electric light orchestra. the monkees. acdc.#-jeff wayne and his orchestra. led zepplin. pink floyd. toto. billy joel. europe. guns n roses. weird al. abba. beegees. tom jones.-#-david bowie. michael jackson. king crimson. roar.#my parents have such good music taste #also i love how my dad is mostly 70s 80s rock and stuff and then my mum is just like full on rob zombie #my music taste has basically been inherited from 3 places and 3 places only: my mum my dad and the internet #also fun fact: according to my dad i used to fall asleep to acdc when i was a small child #it was the song ''she's got the jack'' specifically #progressive rock makes me really relaxed to. i have probably been lulled to sleep by pink floyd many times as a tiny child #dude started my music taste young #my dad liking prog rock is probably the reason i like bands like yes and tangerine dream now #also 70s rock is just so. gender?????#maybe the reason 70s-80s music gives me so much gender euphoria is because it reminds me of my dad #anyway yeah shoutout to 70s-80s music #ALSO shoutout to the movies tommy and hairspray and little shop of horrors because my parents showed me them too!!#i really grew up as an 80s-90s kid with 70s music tastes living in the mid 2000s lmao

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cult-of-the-eye · 9 months

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I have PTSD right and one of my symptoms is nightmares but not like in the usual way, it's more of a "let's see how many ways we can psychologically torture cult by playing out extremely detailed and vivid situations to put them in" way...which means I have dreamed about being entrusted a child to look after who was being hunted to death by crowds of baying people and also about someone being sliced like an accordion potato

#my mental illness loves me the same way my mum did :)#ptsd #nightmares #ptsd nightmares #oversharing on the internet hours

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shubblelive · 1 year

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imagine having your own mother look you dead in the eyes and say “jack manifold is better than you” like i think i’d crumple

#em needs to shush sometimes #tommay #sarah simons internet mum #motherinnit #tommyinnit #jack manifold

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nostalgia-tblr · 1 year

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"no age in bio gets you blocked!!"

oh sorry, pardon me for my failure on this matter, my age is: "old enough that i still slightly fear that giving any real life information to anyone via The Information Superhighway will lead the INTERNET MURDERERS to my home because we all know only COMPLETE WEIRDOS go on the internet, probably to discuss X-Files episodes or some equally MURDER-ADJACENT hobby."

#i had more to say but i have to go offline now so that my mum can make a phone call #i hope this letter finds you well (you INTERNET MURDERER)

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drag0nalias0 · 1 year

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Finally about to watch Nimona!!!!!

#I use my mums netflix but it hasnt been working recently due to it npt being connected to the internet. We had a brief powercut a while #Ago so that may be why #And ive been waiting for them to leave the house for a few hours as i dont like watching movies with other people sometimes #Im fine with disney movies usually but other stuff is usually a no #I just mainly dont want to watch it with her and her boyfriend (gods i *hate hate HATE* that man) and her boyfriends daughter (whom i also #dont like)#Im fine with my sister but the rest is a no. Id also not watch it with my dad either #I would have watched it round his as he had my half brothers netflix on his tv but now the netflix doesnt work #Either my brother got rid of his or it was the netflix rule about only one household being able to use the netflix that kicked us off #Anyway imma watch it now. With my late lunch #Nimona

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djevelbl · 2 months

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My mum just listened to some nutjob or another talk about "blessing your car" (that's not the word they used. but yea. they were doing that) everytime they went out with it so they didn't get into an accident.

Their apparently infallible method??? Yea so they just drew a cross over the steering wheel with their fingers chanting "this car is blessed by God, is protected by God, is loved by God" 3 times in a row. Incredible, but like, in all the wrong ways

#imagine ure going late to school & have to explain to ur teacher that no. u weren't skipping class and no. it's not traffic #ur mum was just bLESSING THE FUCKING CAR #anyway #demon rambles™#somebody help me before my mum falls into the same misinformation cult that my DAD has gotten into #like. he believes that internet routers spout HARMFUL RADIATION????#babygirl in that case stop using ur DAMN PHONE and we're BOTH happy: you don't get exposed to “ harmful radiation”#and we don't have to hear u spout even MORE nonsense bc u won't have any new misinformation sources 🙌🙌🙌#i hate him fr fr #he's so STUPID #it's not even funny

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dracomort · 9 months

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Some 20-year-old: I've just started making minimum wage, what should I do to set myself up financially for my future?

White redditors, foaming at the mouth: Pay your parents rent, you useless sack of shit. You elder abuser. You worthless animal. You thieving vulture.

#sorry but im too asian for all this 💀#do you guys expect me to charge my mum rent when i move her in with me when she's older?#yeah im back on the worst site on the internet again #redditors: yes ofc it's normal to pay your parent to watch their own grandchild #excuse me?????#hyper-capitalist individualist society goes brrrrrr #monkey stuff

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oshidorifuufu · 2 months

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me when i remember my father never wanted me in the first place x_x

#ig he seems to care now #but he never even wanted kids #mum says i was a “happy surprise”#sighs #internet diary #digital diary #lukayaps #mental illness #actually mentally ill #jiraiblr #jirai danshi #vent #venting