#intermittent fucking fasting cause my uncle is doing it now and talks about it fucking constantly.
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shut up about your diet shut up about your diet if i hear the words 'intermittent fasting' again ill kill someone
#do people really dont fucking talk about anything else these days?#been visiting my aunt and uncle in norway for two weeks. been here for ten days and every. fucking. day. there has been talk about#intermittent fucking fasting cause my uncle is doing it now and talks about it fucking constantly.#he saw i was very uncomfortable. asked why. i said why. he said ok i wont talk to you about it.#next day. guess what was the number 1 topic of conversation lmao#now i hear him talking to his mom on the phone and he literally just told her she should try it too and then the worst fucking sentence ever#'well if you feel hungry you should drink a glass of water' i felt as if someone slapped me lmao literally could murder someone rn#like. obviously. i have no right to demand anything from anyone. but fyi if you speak to me about your fucking weight loss diet#i will flay myself in front of you <3 no hard feelings. peace and love.
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03142019 _12:10AM
79 Questions Tag (cuz I’m bored)
01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? for the most part 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? Nick 03: Do you regret anything? lots of things 04: Are you insecure? absolutely 05: What is your relationship status? takennnn 06: How do you want to die? in my elderly sleep 07: What did you last eat? pan-fried sticky rice 08: Played any sports? nope! 09: Do you bite your nails? hayll nah. 10: When was your last physical fight? uhhh ... maybe when I was like 4? 11: Do you like someone? I love my boyfriend? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? ohgod no. I couldn’t even handle 24 hours. 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? oh yeaaah. 14: Do you miss someone? I literally haven’t been able to physically see my boyfriend for like a month ‘cause of our clashing schedules. so yeah. lol 15: Have any pets? nahh. maybe someday tho. 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? just okay 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? yeaaah. looking back at it, I see how I was a dumbass teenager. 18: Are you scared of spiders? depends on how big it is. 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? maybe. 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? is this a British questionnaire? wtf. lol uhhh in their bedroom? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? visiting my aunt & uncle on saturday and going to the dentist on sunday. 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? nope. I like dogs more than babies. 23: Do you have piercings? How many? nope. I kinda want one though 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? nothing in particular... I think maybe biology was the only thing I enjoyed/excelled in 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? fuck no. they belong in my past for a reason. 26: What are you craving right now? ohshiettt lots of things. panda express. cheezits snaps. pasta. cajun seafood. everything lol this intermittent fasting thing ain’t easy. 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? I dunno. probably? I wouldn’t think I have the ability though. 28: Have you ever been cheated on? oh yeah. I sure knew how to pick ‘em. 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? yeah. we fight? we both cry. 30: What’s irritating you right now? my cousin’s bridesmaid dress planning. it’s so unorganized omfg. 31: Does somebody love you? I hope so. 32: What is your favourite color? black ... or maybe blue? 33: Do you have trust issues? of course. 34: Who/what was your last dream about? I don’t even remember what my last dream was about. all I know is that NIck was in it lol 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? Nick 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? I wouldn’t say so. 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? oh goddd neither. if you fuck me over, I will shun you to the end of my life. 38: Is this year the best year of your life? hmm well, it’s just barely begun, so we will see. 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 15? I think 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? I do not have the balls for that. heh heh . 51: Favourite food? pastaaaa <3 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? not really. 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? went on my phone 54: Is cheating ever okay? fuck no. if you cheat, you’re the scum of the earth. end shit with whoever you’re with first. they’ll always get hurt in the end. 55: Are you mean? probably. 56: How many people have you fist fought? none 57: Do you believe in true love? I’d like to 58: Favourite weather? sunny & warm weather please. we need that in Chicago immediately. 59: Do you like the snow? NOOOOO. I hate it ;~; so cold and wet and a lack of parking spots 60: Do you wanna get married? yeppp 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? the people allowed to call me that are my friends/fam & Nick 62: What makes you happy? food and anime merch 63: Would you change your name? I used to want to. Maybe I still kinda want to but I wouldn’t know to what. 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? of course not. 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? i’m sorry ;~; I cannot return your feelings. 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? yeaaah :D 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? on Skype with Nick right now lol 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? Nick 69: Do you believe in soulmates? not really. it’s a beautiful concept though. 70: Is there anyone you would die for? the people I love <3
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