#integra x alucard

[my-mild-ginger]

Sketch practice ✨✍️

Hiiii, I'm not dead. Just enduring* The Horrors™️ of corporate culture in the hell-swamp that is Marketing & Communications.

*barely enduring

Anyways, here's an attempt at summoning some serotonin/motivation.

[epullupe]

- She was drunk that day -

[marias-wonderland]

Integra: vampire, my feet are tired. Carry me up the stairs.

Alucard: yes mistress.

Are these the secret alutegra moments we have been deprived of during their 30 years apart "hiatus"??

I vote for yes!!

Because we all know that Alucard is one boner away from bringing out his already visible submissive PoS ass in front of Integra. Not that Integra minds it, on the contrary! She is into that shit!

Because let's call a spade a spade. If she *truly* was not into Alucard acting like a dramatic thespian (the moments he was not depressed) or act like a dog madly in love with his "owner" -boner moment for him-

You think Integra would have allowed him to behave this "inappropriately"?

Of course no!!! It is aaaaall part of their foreplay!

And to be frank, such intimate moments would occur during hectic days for integra, when she is one step before breakdowns. So Alucard makes sure he is "useful" :3

[anim3h3ll]

I want whatever the fuck Integra and Alucard have going on.

[nooowestayandgetcaught]

The Brat And The Beast

read on AO3

~1k, Alucard/Integra Hellsing, T-rating, Pre-Canon Summary: Integra gets lessons on how to stitch herself up. From a vampire.

[prxdk]

Alucard: *unbuttoning shirt* Particularly hot today.

Integra: *pointing her gun at his head* STOP UNBUTTONING MY SHIRT *shoots* YOU LECHEROUS MONSTER *shoots*

[kimbeekitty]

Countess

[sariaminoras]

Dragons Chapter 6 (7, actually)

New chapter for Dragons is right here:

I'm also happy to announce that the story is also coming to its end. The drama/conflict will be resolved either in the following chapter or next two chapters, depending on how big it gets.

After that, I'm going to focus on pregnancy shenanigans because pregnancy shenanigans were the original idea for this fic; I have NO idea how it got derailed into the mess that is now.

Like I said at the end notes of this chapter, I'm going to be more careful when writing new stories in the future. To sum it up, I'll try to avoid stories that are too long/complicated, and will plan everything ahead detail by detail, and will have chapters organized and structured before posting the story to the public.

Since I didn't beta-read this properly, I've probably made some mistakes that I will correct in the following days/weeks when I gather the courage to re-read the chapter.

Anyways, thank you for sticking around and reading, and I hope you enjoy it. It's a very long chapter, but hopefully it won't feel super draggy!

[moliathh]

integra "im holding his leash i can release it" hellsing and her offputting dog

[sacchiri]

[yan-lorkai]

Can I request the Hellsing trio (separate) with a reader who's too scared /shy to speak up to other people so she gets on their shoulder and whispers what they want to say in their ear and then they say it out loud for them cuz she's scared she's going to mess up?

If this is complicated ignore this.

.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡ﾟAlucard finds your shyness endlessly amusing and takes great pleasure in being your voice. Though he likes to tease you a lot, “Oh, my dear messenger, what shall we declare today?” When you whisper your words to him, he delivers them with theatrical confidence, often exaggerating for his own amusement but never in a way that harms you. He loves the intimacy of it, the soft brush of your voice against his ear, and though he jokes, his eyes gleam with pride when you manage to get your point across with his help.

.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡ﾟ Integra, though initially surprised by your unique way of communicating, quickly adapts without a hint of complaint. She stands firm and regal, letting you glue yourself to her side and whisper into her ears without a word about the oddness of it. Her sharp, commanding voice carries your words exactly as you’ve spoken them, unwavering and authoritative, leaving no room for misunderstanding. She secretly finds the arrangement endearing, though she won’t admit it, and she often reassures you afterward with a simple nod and a muttered, “Well done,” because she knows how hard it is for you to take that first step.

.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡ﾟSeras is incredibly understanding of your fear and never rushes you. She gently encourages you, saying things like, “Take your time, love; I’m right here.” When you get closer to whisper your words to her, she giggles nervously, trying not to blush because of how close you are. She repeats your words softly and carefully, making sure not to deviate from what you wanted to say. Seras admires your courage for even trying and always reassures you afterward, telling you how proud she is and how you’re doing great, even if you don’t believe it yet.

[my-mild-ginger]

Sketch practice ✨✍️

They're plotting war crimes together ❤️

[epullupe]

I miss them 😔

[marias-wonderland]

Alucard: am I a bad person?

Integra: yes now come back to bed.

Omg, this is a huge HC of mine!!

Some people have already said this but, Alucard is a highly emotional person. He's very vulnerable and traumatized by life, deep down he's second guessing everything he does.

I know this was meant to be taken in the light/funny way but, one of the reasons he would be afraid of pursuing a relationship with Integra would be this, because he finds himself unworthy of her love.

He would be crying his heart out in front of her, and she would be like: My love, this is the 4th time today you've cried because you find yourself unworthy of my love. Please come to bed and let's go to sleep.

[messy-gemini1]

Incorrect shit i think Hellsing characters (and reader) would say cause mamas bored

Alucard: *holds a gun out to Reader* Reader: I-I don't believe in guns. Alucard: Well, trust me, they're very real. Now take it. ______

Reader: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you... Alucard: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey. ______

Reader: I’m doing what I can to jog your memory. Seras: It’s jogging, I guess. Its tiddies are jiggling a little. Reader: Nice. ______

Reader: Go fuck yourself. Alucard, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch Reader: GET OUT! ______

Reader: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free Blood packets. Alucard: Marry me. ______

Integra: We'll talk about this later. Alucard: Fine, I won’t be listening. ______

Reader: *about Seras and Integra* They make a cute couple, huh? Alucard: They certainly are standing next to each other. ______

Integra: Seras, you'll be working with Reader and Alucard. Seras: Alright! My fantasy threesome! Everyone else: *blank stares* Seras: ...Of people on a team. ______

Reader: Bad news—Seras locked herself outta the manor Reader: Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith. Reader: Bad news—Integra finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys/girls/enbies. Reader: Good news—a cute guy/girl/enby saw me do it. Reader: Bad news—it was Alucard, and since they’ve already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, they’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. They know. ______

Alucard: Reader! I can't do this stupid math! Reader: What’s the math problem? Alucard: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply. Integra covering Seras' ears, while Reader smacks Alucard upside the head: Not going to lie that was hella smooth. ______

Alucard: We have a problem. Reader: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

[dark-konohagakure2]

Alucard and Integra noncon reader together as a bonding activity 🫣 (ft. spit kink n humiliation pls)

tw: noncon, age difference, threesome, spit, power imbalance, size difference, humiliation, human ashtray, strap-ons, gunplay, fuck or die, sir kink

All characters depicted are 18+

Integra is very particular about who she allows into the Hellsing Organization, not wanting to have any weak links in her perfect chain of command, so when a new, very young (and very underpaid) employee of hers is shown to be very incompetent at her job, Integra decides that she's found a perfect new chew toy for Alucard.

Of course Alucard us more than eager to obey his Master's orders, especially if it means he gets to let loose and really show his sadistic side. The huge vampire is easily able to snatch up the little intern and drag her to Integra's quarters, her struggles barely even registering to the immortal being as he reaches his destination and Integra patiently awaits his arrival.

The blonde woman, smoking a cigar as usual, will beckon the nervous girl over, saying that she has an important task for her. But as soon as the intern gets close enough, Integra will put her cigarette out on the girl's tongue, making the girl squeal in pain while Integra orders Alucard to undress the girl, to which the vampire ravenously complies, tearing her uniform right off her trembling body as Integra herself gets ready as well.

Once Integra puts on her strap, she'll force it in front of the frightened girl's face and order her to suck it, to get it nice and wet since its going to be inside her sooner rather than later, and she can't exactly refuse with Alucard holding her head in place in front of Integra's cock.

"Now then, I want you to use that useless mouth of yours to get this little toy here nice and wet for me. Understood? That's 'Yes Sir' to you, harlot. Remember that..."

If Integra is rough, then Alucard is savage. He is huge, even by supernatural standards, and his cock is huge as well, and he's not going to be gentle when he shoves his thick meat into her untouched pussy, and Alucard can just barely control the urge to sink his fangs into her neck and suck her dry of all her sweet blood.

As Integra fucks the girl's mouth with her strap, Alucard decides to 'help' the struggling and gagging girl out, by spitting directly into her mouth. When she rightfully shows her disgust at his actions, Alucard will just tell her to shut up, snidely saying that he was just giving her some extra lubricant.

The girl doesn't get any reprieve from either end, not when Integra is blowing smoke in her face while fucking it with her strap and Alucard is violating her womb with his huge vampiric cock and his hands digging into her skin, but there's nothing she can do under the combined forces of her mistresses' loyal dog and the head of the Hellsing Organization.

Integra doesn't bother to reign Alucard in, even when the sadistic vampire is holding his gun to the girl's head as pounds into her relentlessly, his much bigger thighs against hers as he ravages her, and he's not pulling any punches either, because his gun is fully loaded and he is not bluffing about using it.

"Stop your bitching and just take my cock, or I'll blow your brains out... do you even have any brains? Why don't we find out? On that sounds so fun!"

This isn't the first time that Integra and Alucard have taken advantage of a helpless subordinate together as a form of master-servant bonding, and it most certainly won't be the last time, but now the duo knows that they've just found their new favorite toy.