#insufferable bastards

[vorakh]

i am not immune to creating original characters for the elysium universe

[0meatloaf0]

You hate me so much, don't you? Why don't you just shoot me, then?

Remy (c) bittersweet-fl0wer Chromos (c) me: c'mon, love. make this easy for the both of us and tell me you hate me

[wormgutsjr]

oh my GOD yall are fucking insufferable.

i’m one of these early risers, and guess what; this goes the opposite way too. it doesn’t matter how tired i am, i am /going/ to wake up from 6-7 AM no matter what. only difference is i /can/ go back to sleep if i need to, but rarely get the opportunity to. doesn’t matter if i had to work late and didn’t get home til 2 AM; I will still be awake at 6 AM the next morning.

it’s not this deep. everything goes back to being a godless, soul-sucking hellscape thanks to capitalism. these people just wanna be able to curse out other people and be ‘valid’ in it.

the time when one wakes up deadass has NO EFFECT on what other people do. we ALL live our lives exhausted, miserable, sleep-deprived and hating ourselves. so why are yall yelling at other people just because the brain is wired differently for different people? we’re ALL still held to the same standard!! you wanna be made at someone, be mad at the godless capitalist CEO who did this shit! leave the other people just like you who have their own shit going on ALONE.

Ok wait let her speak

[podcast-hemocytoblast]

When you think about it, it was pretty on brand for Elias to start the apocalypse by giving Jon Evil Paperwork.

[mayhemspreadingguy]

An AU in which forming a Force dyad is a revered phenomenon, as it gifts the dyadic Force users with unique powers and deepens their attunement to the Force. This occurrence is still sporadic, but common enough for a ceremony to be created. It is a tradition to officially unite two such Jedi in a temple-recognized relationship.

[lotus-pear]

what do you call this specific flavor of dynamic

[molarcupcake]

I am in eskew, episode 12 // The silt verses, episode 5

[s0lairee]

remorse (lack thereof).

(26/31) OH my god i have stroooong feelings about this bastard. gba did such a good job voicing him ESPECIALLY THE PART WHERE HE GETS DECKED WITH A CHAIR. that was so satisfying i didn't stop relistening for weeks. i hope we have quinn back if only to execute his sorry ass and resolve his story.

[claymton]

I've read some of your posts (I love your art by the way) and as a Clay simp I have to say I HATE ARTHUR PUPPINGTON MY GOD, AS MUCH AS CLAY HAD BEEN A SPOILED BRAT YOU CAN'T JUST IGNORE A FCKING CHILD AAAAAcbsknx The old man needed to mature instead of seeing a 12-year-old as competition

I get Arthur puppington but this old man should be upset at his wife not at the 12 year old who's been sheltered, spoiled and tricked into believing everyone should kneel down for him his whole life, that kid literally does not know any better

[dailykugisaki]

Day 214 | id in alt

Maybe the gay curse was Gojo all along.

(Happy pride month y'all💥)

[cilant-lis]

i'm trying to post more sketches, so here's zoiana's azata form and a daeran

[0meatloaf0]

Reposting my favorite Insufferable Bastards sketches onto this account because :3cc I love them and they're awful.

Remy (c) bittersweet-fl0wer Chromos, Rena (c) me: don't worry guys remy's just trying to make Chromos laugh. i mean, he can't laugh if he's busy being pissed off, no?

[ratatatastic]

Guess Who? Global Series Panthers edition.

my favourite dynamic for dumb games that don't particularly matter is sore loser who's trying not to be a sore loser and man who acts like winning means he gets the keys to the city rather than just a participation sticker

[necropathys]

a little out of the topic, but from what I‘ve gotten to read so far, mostly Shattered and Swad have been doting on Dream. Do they get along as well, or is it much more that they tear each other apart?

I assume you're referring to apple poly hell. Which, the relationship between Swad and Shattered evolves based on their familiarity with each other over time.

At their core, both Swad and Shattered possess strong personalities, marked by firm opinions and considerable pride, which often leads to frequent disputes—even during their most harmonious moments.

While they share certain similarities in temperament, their approaches and methods differ substantially. Swad, for instance, holds a greater inherent power (999 apples), whereas Shattered’s age, experience, and cleverness afford him unique advantages.

Initially, their interactions are dominated by power struggles, as both have a natural inclination for control. Over time, however, they find that their dynamic is more manageable when mediated by a third party, such as Dream or Nightmare. Given that vulnerability does not come easily to either of them, their journey toward connection is gradual, yet they prove to be unexpectedly well-suited as they come to recognize their shared nature. They are, at heart, very similar creatures.

In time, this mutual understanding fosters a deeper bond between them, though it does not entirely eliminate their disagreements, which Dream has come to accept as a constant. Their bickering becomes familiar background noise.

Notably, half the times that Swad “accidentally” strikes Shattered with his wings when turning are intentional. His excuse and complaints about the house’s size, therefore, should be taken with a degree of skepticism.

[eerycurlew53]

Every time I think ‘Oikawa isn’t that bad’ I watch haikyuu and then remember how much I don’t like him.

[valsnonsense]

Floyd: I'm so lucky you came into my life...

Creek: Heh... I'm the one who's lucky..

Floyd: I love you so much, Raindrop...

Creek: I love you too, Sugar Plum

Today I come out as a soft Fleek enjoyer. I love psycho Creek and toxic yaoi fleek as much as the next fella, but soft, healing Fleek is the true owner if my heart.

(Don't worry Creek is still kind of a cunt, I won't take that away from him. Mans an asshole)

Personal headcanons alert!!! (This image falls into my Depths AU, hence Creek's lack of an arm)

TW: Mentions of drug abuse and alcoholism/self destructive actions

Creek sold out his entire people to save his own skin. Why did he do it? There's really only one reason. Guy was scared. Terrified. He was staring death in the face. In the literal jaws of a creature that would devour him without second thought. And fear makes us do stupid things. Things we regret. Things we can NEVER take back.

Creek is genuinely remorseful about his actions. When he winds up alone, fighting for his life every day, he feels he deserves it. He deserves to be alone. To die alone. He may have saved his own life in that moment. But he doomed himself to a life of solitude.

Until Floyd came into his life.

Now Floyd has made his own handful of mistakes. I personally love the headcanon that Floyd feel into some BAD habits during his solo career. I'm talking party drugs, drinking, ext. Mans a party animal, or at least he was. Until it got his ass hundreds in debt, mooching off any who'd take pity on him, then eventually captured.

I like to think that all the brothers did at one point try and go back home, only to find Branch gone and the tree in ruin. Like JD, Floyd though Branch was dead. He thought all of them were dead. So what did he do? He drowned himself in music, drugs, and alcohol. He failed his baby brother. The one promise he made, he failed to fufill. He destroyed himself every day after that. It was a punishment in a way.

Creek and Floyd are both broken, lost souls, riddled with guilt over past actions and failed promises. They understand one another on a level no one else can.

Floyd helps Creek reconnect with others and works to him redeeming himself in the eyes of the Trolls. And in return, Creek helps Floyd manage his PTSD, anxieties, and chronic pain

Now since the whole "spiritual/namaste" thing is actually INCREDIBLY insensitive to various east Asian cultures, I headcanon that Creek was the village physical therapist, chiropractor, physiotherapist, acupuncturist, basically a doctor who helped Trolls manage chronic pain, injuries, ext.

He did teach yoga classes, but mainly as a hobby, and to help Trolls practice body positivity.

These two lead a quiet life following all that happened to them. Guys are tired af and need a nap

I love these two as a sweeter couple. Floyd thinks Creek is stupid af but he loves him for it.

Okay imma shut up now this got LONG-