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[satoruswifeyyyy]

how to turn your boyfriend's tattoos into a masterpiece (ryomen sukuna x fem!reader)

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non curse au, sukuna and you have an established relationship, sukuna with tattoos, soft sukuna, sukuna with a family, choso and yuji call him 'uncle kuna', instagram au included.

itadori residence – dinner time

you weren’t sure what was more entertaining: the actual dinner or watching sukuna pretend he wasn’t secretly enjoying himself.

sitting at the dinner table, you glanced around. jin was at the head of the table, cool and collected, making sure things didn’t descend into absolute chaos.

yuji, being his usual sunshine self, was happily stuffing his face with food. choso, seated across from him, was delicately eating, looking every bit the sweet, older brother he was. you, of course, were seated next to sukuna, who was pretending to be absolutely miserable.

"uncle sukuna, can you pass the soy sauce?" yuji asked with a cheeky grin.

"get it yourself, brat," sukuna grumbled, arms crossed, clearly not in the mood to be helpful.

choso, ever the polite one, reached for the soy sauce. "here, yuji. don’t bother uncle sukuna too much."

you smirked, picking up the bottle before choso could. "here you go, yuji. unlike some people, i have basic human decency."

sukuna scoffed. "you’re acting like i even want to be here."

choso tilted his head, looking genuinely concerned. "but you didn’t have to come if you didn’t want to, uncle sukuna."

sukuna groaned, pinching the bridge of his nose. "that’s not the point, choso."

you nudged him with your elbow. "oh, please, you’re enjoying this, and you know it."

he clicked his tongue and looked away, but you saw the slight blush on his ears. victory.

dinner continued with plenty of sarcasm, teasing, and, of course, sukuna being a grumpy mess. but despite all his huffing and puffing, he didn’t get up and leave. instead, he stayed.

at one point, choso smiled softly at sukuna. "it’s nice that you’re here with us, uncle sukuna. yuji and i both like it when you’re around."

sukuna froze for a second before grumbling something unintelligible, his ears turning even redder. you couldn’t help but grin at how endearing the whole scene was.

and that was enough proof that he liked being around you all.

later that night – cuddling in bed

you had never, ever thought you’d see the day when ryomen sukuna—the infamous grump, menace, and self-proclaimed cuddle-hater—would be wrapped around you like a needy koala.

yet, here you were.

sukuna was shirtless, his tattooed arm thrown over your waist, keeping you locked in place. you had tried to wiggle out a few minutes ago to grab a glass of water, but he had growled in his sleep, pulling you closer.

for a guy who complained about affection, he sure needed it.

with a small smile, you blinked your sleepy eyes open, only to be met with—

a monster.

well, not an actual monster, but his damn tattoos.

cue immediate panic.

the half-asleep part of your brain didn’t register that it was just sukuna’s arm. no, your groggy self saw a monster.

in the darkness, his inked arm looked way more menacing than usual. your barely-awake brain registered this as "holy hell, i’m being attacked," and before logic could catch up, you let out the most ungodly scream known to mankind.

“ahhhhh!”

your scream shattered the peace, making sukuna jolt awake like he was under attack.

“what?! who? where?!”

he was already reaching for a weapon (that didn’t exist) while you were clutching your chest, trying not to die from embarrassment.

you were panting, clutching your chest, while he scanned the room for intruders. then his gaze snapped to you, eyes narrowing. “…why are you screaming?”

“…uh.” you flushed red, suddenly aware of what just happened. sukuna looked at you expectantly, arms crossed, waiting for an answer.

when you didn’t say anything, he raised an eyebrow. “what? spit it out, dumbass.”

you groaned, covering your face with both hands. “i—i saw your tattoo half-asleep and thought it was a monster.”

silence.

then.

he burst out laughing.

not just any laugh. a real, genuine, heart-melting laugh. one that made your brain short-circuit because holy hell—

ryomen sukuna actually had a beautiful laugh.

you just stared, completely hypnotized. his usual gruff, deep voice melted into something so warm, so sweet, so incredibly rare.

you didn’t even care about the embarrassment anymore.

you just… wanted to hear it again.

but then you remembered—he was laughing at you.

oh hell no. he does not get to laugh at you like this.

“oh, you think that’s funny?” you huffed, crossing your arms.

“hilarious,” he wheezed, wiping a tear from the corner of his eye.

“right. you’re so dead.”

he smirked. “oh yeah? what are you gonna do, dumbass?”

you smirked right back. “oh, you’ll see.”

thirty minutes later – operation: revenge

"this is the dumbest shit i’ve ever let you do," sukuna grumbled.

“hush, you love it,” you said, sitting cross-legged on the bed, gleefully painting over his tattoos with your makeup.

his once terrifying monster-like ink was now adorned with pink bows, glitter, tiny flowers, and even a ribbon or two.

“hold still,” you scolded, dabbing a final glittery touch on his forearm.

“if anyone ever sees this, i’m throwing you into the ocean,” he muttered.

you grinned. “you’re saying that, but you’re perfectly still.”

he clicked his tongue but didn’t move an inch. busted.

the next morning

you woke up early, stretching and rubbing your eyes before making your way to the kitchen. jin was already up, sipping coffee. yuji had his friends—megumi and nobara—over, and they sat around chatting. choso, ever the helpful one, was busy setting the table.

“morning,” you greeted, tying your hair up as you started helping yuji with breakfast.

a few minutes later, heavy footsteps sounded down the hall.

then—

sukuna strolled into the kitchen, shirtless.

and with his pink, girly, glittery, ribbon-covered tattoos on full display.

silence.

then—

absolute chaos.

megumi choked on his coffee. nobara? cackling. yuji stared for a solid three seconds before bursting into laughter so hard he almost fell off his chair.

choso blinked, tilting his head. “oh… uncle sukuna? you look...cute!"

“oh my god,” nobara screeched, whipping out her phone. click! “no way i’m letting this go.”

sukuna blinked, confused. “what?”

more laughter. yuji? dying. megumi? contemplating life. nobara? already uploading the picture.

jin just had a knowing smile on his face as he chuckled, shaking his head.

you? wheezing.

sukuna’s eyes narrowed. “what the hell is so funny?”

you gestured to his arm, barely breathing through your laughter. “your—your tattoos—”

he looked down.

froze.

realization. hit.

his entire face turned red.

“you,” he growled, turning to you, eyes blazing.

you, tears of laughter streaming down your face, held up your hands. “whoops?”

“you’re so dead.”

he lunged, but you dodged behind jin, who just sipped his coffee and sighed. “not in the kitchen, kids.”

meanwhile, nobara? still cackling.

“this is going viral,” she smirked, waving her phone.

choso, ever the innocent one, blinked and tilted his head. “uncle sukuna, you look nice with glitter.”

sukuna groaned, rubbing his face, still blushing. “i hate all of you.”

you giggled, wrapping your arms around his waist. “aww, don’t be mad.”

he grumbled, glaring at you. “this is all your fault.”

“but you love me,” you cooed, standing on tiptoe to kiss his cheek.

he sighed, pulling you closer. “…yeah, yeah.”

and despite all his threats and grumbling, you knew—he loved every second of it.

a few hours later, on instagram

slayorcrynobara [picture of the pinkish glitter clad tattoos on sukuna's arms]

slayorcrynobara: when you think @ryomensukuna cannot get any scarier but then he lets @_ynln pull this on him 💀💀 #ryomensukawai #pinktastic #pinkpower

[music: Tokyo- Leat'eq ♫]

♡ by _ynln, nanamikento, gojosatoru.thegoat and 8.6 others

@_ynln: i turned him into a strawberry shortcake, that's just how iconic i am 🔥

↳ @gojosatoru.thegoat: sukuna's honestly giving ✨ barbiecore✨ and i fear he is slaying better than me.

↳ @ryomensukuna: i always slay better than you.

@itsokkotsu4real: i don't know whether to laugh or cry but i am definitely scared 💀

↳ @ryomensukuna: cry. definitely cry.

↳ @_ynln: dw yuta, kuna is just mad because he looks delicious 😋

@kongshiu_here: this is the funniest thing i have seen all year. respect to y/n for pulling this off!!

↳ @bestfushigurodadtoji: ya ass is dead. ya said you didn't have network when i asked for hotspot, ya dumb fucker.

↳ @slayorcrynobara: not under MY POST-

@blackhairedsuguru: bro wtf happened to @ryomensukuna ? 💀💀

↳ @ryomensukuna: ask my girl, she’s the criminal here.

↳ @_ynln: criminally good at art, you mean?

@okkotsu4real: honestly it is sad that i missed out on it :/ wish i had been there... @megumifushiguro @itsdori_doesitbest @slayorceynobara @bigbrother.choco y'all are so lucky

↳@megumifushiguro: lucky??? these people were so loud that i got a headache

↳ @slayorcrynobara: haha jealous? 😇 kiss my ass

↳ @itsdori_doesitbest: megumi is capping, he secretly loved it!!

↳ @bigbrotherchoco: it was fun!! i have never seen uncle sukuna so happy 🥰

↳ _@ynln: @okotsu4real haha i will do it again when you come back to japan :D

↳ @ryomensukuna: THERE'S NO NEXT TIME

@_ynln: MY LITTLE PONYYYYYYY 🎀 he is just a chill guy, i m a chill girl and WE ARE A CHILL COUPLE‼️

↳ @ryomensukuna: i am chill guy, you're a chill girl. let's have children.

↳ _ynln: OMG I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK

↳ itsdori_doesitbest: NOT HERE GUYS

@weaponqueen.maki: @_ynln, you’re an artist. nobara, you’re an icon. sukuna, you’re a clown.

↳ @_ynln: love you 💋

↳ @slayorcrynobara: my baby gets it. always has, always will. 💅

@megumifushiguro: sukuna in pink. i never thought i would live to see this day.

↳ @ryomensukuna: enjoy it while you can, brat.

↳ @slayorcrynobara: i will make sure no one forgets <3

@inumakiisbrainrot: I WANT TATOOS LIKE THAT, SO BONITA AND COQUETTE 🎀 slay @_ynln

↳ @_ynln: ily 💋

↳ @ryomensukuna: he is fucking minor.

@iblameino: didn’t think it was possible to make you less intimidating BAHAHAHA

↳ @ryomensukuna: say that again, brat, and see what happens.

↳ @iblameino: why do you always act like you're better than me??

↳ @ryomensukuna: cause i am.

@itsdori_doesitbest: BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

↳ @itsdori_doesitbbest: I COULDN'T FUCKING BREATHE, THANK YOU SO MUCH @_ynln I LOVE YOU 💗

↳ @_ynln: aww love you too baby

↳ @ryomensukuna: what the fuck is going on here?

@gojosatoru.thegoat: LMFAOOOOOO I CAN’T BREATHE. PINK SUKUNA IS THE NEW ICON.

↳ @ryomensukuna: get lost, you clown.

↳ @_y/nln: finally, someone appreciates my vision 😇

↳ @gojosatoru.thegoat: i never thought sukuna would embrace his pink phase.

↳ @ryomensukuna: i’m not “embracing” anything, idiot.

↳ @slayorcrynobara: sounds like denial to me.

@itsokkotsu4real: i don't know whether to laugh or cry but i am definitely scared 💀

↳ @ryomensukuna: cry. definitely cry.

↳ @_ynln: dw yuta, kuna is just mad because he looks delicious 😋

@gojosatoru.thegoat: OMG I NEED TO FRAME THIS. sukuna's just a big softie uwu. 🩷✨

↳ @_ynln: satoru, your energy is everything rn.

@inumakiisbrainrot: tuna mayo? 💖

↳ @_ynln: yes, inumaki, pink tuna mayo vibes 💕

↳ @ryomensukuna: what the hell are you two talking about?!

@bestfushigurodadtoji: ngl, this just made my week. sukuna, ever thought of a modeling career?

↳ @slayorcrynobara: you’ve got a point, old man.

↳ @bestfushigurodadtoji: this is cringe though🙄

↳ @pandastic_vibes: and yet you’re here for the tea.

@gojosatoru.thegoat: @blackhairedsuguru us when?? 😻😻

↳ @_ynln: LMAOOO IGNORED

@pandastic_vibes: honestly, sukuna’s giving off “pink panda energy,” and i’m here for it.

↳ @ryomensukuna: i’ll throw you off a cliff, panda.

↳ @weaponqueen.maki: sukuna vs panda is the fight we all deserve.

@bigbrother.choco: can we all appreciate how @_ynln 's art skills brought us closer as a family?

↳ @itsdori_doesitbest: facts.

↳ @ryomensukuna: i want a new family.

@nanamikento: i’ve seen a lot of ridiculous things in my life, but this? this is the limit.

↳ @slayorcrynobara: i’ll take that as a compliment. 💅

↳ @nanamikento: it, indeed, was one.

@thisishirugama: this feels like a violation of several laws, both moral and legal. this feels illegal to witness.

↳ @_ynln: that’s just my power as an artist.

@ryomensukuna: i didn’t sign up for this chaos.

↳ @slayorcrynobara: you didn’t need to. nobara delivers chaos to everyone, free of charge.

@gojosatoru.thegoat: sukuna looks like the final boss of a build-a-bear workshop. 💀 who approved this man?

↳ @slayorcrynobara: nah, he looks like the villain in a kindergarten play. “beware the pink warrior!” 💀

↳@inumakiisbrainrot: 👏 kombu 👏 man 👏 strikes 👏 again.

↳ @_ynln: it’s okay, guys. he’s going through his “finding himself” era 💕

↳ @ryomensukuna: i am reporting everyone's account.

↳ @itsdori_doesitbest: okay, uncle, calm down 😭

@_ynln: kuna, i painted your tattoos pink, and you still look like a menace. congratulations, you’re officially impossible to fix 🙏🔥

↳ @ryomensukuna: impossible to fix? woman, i’m perfect already. but if you want to try “fixing” me in private, my door’s always open.

a/n: ugh i had to rewrite this entire thing because i fucking didn't save the first half im so dumb 😭 this is probably the longest post i have ever made but well there's a first time for everything. this took a lot of time to make ughhh i want sleep xoxo

[a-healthy-dose-of-apathy]

every time a millennial renovates a vintage house an angel dies

[cevans-is-classic]

Pedro stop

[emanblr]

And this is the pain and suffering ZARA mocked.

Let’s always remember that and never buy from that murderous evil company again.

[daphnalia]

i nneed everone and their motherrto start posting about yeet bigly and killa demall i cannot win this fight alone

[getoutofmytardis]

oh the irony and comedy of artists complaining about ai and then joining in with ai trends. one man’s ai is bad because they steal art without consent is somehow the same man’s oh but if i upload it myself they’re not gonna use it for anything. right.

[slut4sugu]

𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐃𝐎— BLUE LOCK BOYS X BLACK!FEM READER

inventory: isagi, nagi, chigiri, rin & sae and Yukimiya level: tooth rotting fluff . kinda long . Yukimiya is my man fight me bout it (I’m kidding ily guys)

#- YOICHI. I

lowkey hot when he gets serious, like watching him practice is genuinely one of your favorite things to do is to watch your usually sweet boyfriend focus. Or even if it’s just working out, seeing him sweating in those compression shirts..yeah you can’t take your eyes off of him.

calls you a brat in that voice (yall know what I’m talking about, the way I was screaming when I heard him call barou donkey.)

gives you bear hug; but does that thing where his hands creep up around your waist slowly as you feel his chest pressed against your back.

what it’s like dating him: sweet kisses pressed into your skin when you wake in the morning, soft launches on your instrgrams, shared smiles from across the room, the feeling of clean sheets and warm blankets making you feel warm and fuzzy as you wait for your boyfriend to join you in bed.

#- NAGI. S

leans against doorways peering inside when he’s looking for you; honestly you forget how tall your boyfriend is sometimes. Seeing nagi easily match the height of a doorway while asking you if you got your Nintendo charger is ridiculously attractive.

States dead in yo face when your talking to him, sometimes you think he’s zoned out (he’s eyeing your lip combo) but his gaze never fails to make you nervous.

what it’s like dating him: loving insults passed back and forth over video games, matching keychains and bios, late FaceTime calls when you two can’t go to bed together, sleepy goodnight kisses, love bites and hoodies

#- CHIGIRI. H

the way he ties his hair up when he’s doing sum shit; you swear sometimes he teases you purposely when your nearby. Holding a hair tie between his pretty lips (he always steals your strawberry lip balm because it’s your favorite) while his hands smoothly gather up his fiery locks.

Purposely leaves you hot and bothered when he’s feeling bratty, by kissing you with such intensity but softness you’d think this man was tryna fuck. Nope. His intentions? To make you wanting hell of a lot more after that kiss, however he wants you to beg for it. After your lips part, a smirk tugs at chigiris lips “Gotta go study now, sweetheart. Might take a while.”

Is the type to ask for one of your candies but when you reach for the bag he kisses you, stealing the one that was currently in your mouth. “It’s always strawberry with you isn’t it 😒.”

what it’s like dating him: online shopping and 2000s movies late at night, matching pjs and skincare + haircare routines, silent glances at each other when some weird shit was said, teasing words whispered into your ear when he picks you up for your 1 year anniversary

#- RIN. I

Teases you with kisses when he wants something, his relentless eye contact the sound of his words seemingly becoming softer. Letting your eyes flutter close as his lips slowly starts to come to yours. But instead all you get is an amused chuckle, and a slight smirk from Rin.

Tilts your chin up to look at him when you’re being shy; it’s not even in a demeaning way. Rin genuinely wants to see your face when he’s talking to you. However the intensity of his gaze never fails to flutter your rapidly beating heart.

what it’s like dating him: interlocked pinkies and flushed pink cheeks, late night drives around the city when you both can’t sleep, forehead kisses and movie dates, expensive ���just cuz” gifts, the smell of cologne and mint always making your heart race

#- SAE. I

Pulls you into his lap even if there are many vacant seats; this man does not give two shits who’s around. Besides he’s “cold” like 90% of the time and your like always warm

Squeezes your thigh and whispers a warning in your ear when you’re getting “bratty” or out of line so to speak. “I’d watch my attitude if I were you sweetheart.”

what it’s like dating him: lavish dates, big jackets warming your body in the colder months when you forgot to bring one with you, intimate yet soft kisses, reassurance and devotion

#- YUKIMIYA. K

Calls you darling, dear, sweetheart or lovely as pet names; this man is so soft spoken and gives such lover boy energy I can’t imagine him calling his sweet girl anything else.

Is the type to be like “don’t cry you’ll mess up your mascara”; def is a girls girl if that makes sense

Kisses the back of your hand without breaking eye contact everytime he says goodbye, to others it’s out of pure love and adoration for his girlfriend. Truthfully it is but the shy and embarrassed look on your face when his lips meet the back of your hand is definitely a bonus.

what it’s like dating him: soft words of affrimation, the smell of vanilla and fresh laundry, love letters and tea, cute yet simple dates, true love, butterfly inducing glances, and beautiful experiences.

[wizardclownballs]

Oh nvm I think it's the just the characters where most of the fans have a lot of straight white women.

I'm just getting edits made by straight white women..

Edits on Instagram reels are so different from the ones on TikTok. The ones on Reels just look like they were edited in 2016, like even the music chosen for the edit LOL

[brischaoticdreams]

more spot/jonathon concepts from the spiderverse instrgram account!!

[air--so--sweet]

Hold the fucking phone! (Side note I don't think I have written wait and fuck more than I have in the last 24 hours).

In the video posted on instrgram we see this container next to Ben which he then surreptitiously kicks over. Initially I thought it was a sugar container but I just realised - it's Reginald's Marigold jar!

I thought him kicking it could be because he's responsible for them getting their powers back but the top the jar stays on. Is he trying to hide the marigolds stop them getting their powers? Or is it to indicate that they get their powers back some other way? And that's why they're all slightly off or a bit different? Very interesting!

[blueturtleduck000]

Obviously it's sad to see Daniel go and they way they did it was no it. I agree he needed a better send off. But I am not sad to his fans go. His fans are some of the most toxic fans out there. The amount of false information they spread regarding Checo was honestly disgusting. "He's losing his seat, he's gonna be dropped by a certain race" ALL LIES. Aswell as just pure racist shit that is directed towards yuki and checo you know it's coming from his fans. It's just plain disgusting. And we'll most likely contuine for a couple of weeks or months, because they have nothing better to do.

I can understand that as a fan you want to support your driver but they need to learn the difference between supporting and dickridding. Blaming the car or stragey when he was clearly under performing for his amount of exprince. The whole "noise and distraction" shit.

The whole for the last couple races Daniel has outperformed Yuki narrative where they leave out the fact that people kept crashing into yuki. Like please watch the race.

Also plus the whole spreading hate towards Liam/checo and the team is so uneacressory. Just look at any comments on any of their instrgrams and you'll see. Them threatening to unfollow and block visacashapp is so stupid aswell. Like the team wants points not followers on social media accounts.

His fans go on about how they are going to have no sponsors or fans because they got rid of daniel.

Well going on about how Checo only has a seat because how much sponsors and fans he has. When if you look at Daniel it's the exact same.

Honestly there is so much more.

But if there is anything good to take from Daniel leaving, its losing a bunch of racist, dickridding, rumor spreading, misogynistic fans.

[alnair-jpg]

It’s low-key so cool being into pjo art because I’m just getting used to tumblr and it’s like a little scavenger hunt finding all my favorite artists on here too

all this to say I love ur art and I’m here from instrgram! Hi!

hi!!! 👋

So happy to see you over in this side of the internet!! It is so fun to see where worlds intersect 😅

[salmonpiffy]

Study (Original photo by Nadiiife from Instrgram)

[lesbianp1lled]

I’m crying real tears this tif posted on instrgram reels saying people keep asking if she is amab or afab and all the comments were just like “you’re clearly afab” BYEEEE

[hypocriticaltypwriter]

With all this AI bullshit I think an Instrgram account is in store. I'm still not sure if I'll keep up my Tumblr rn or not but I think I'll wait and see the process if I can get used to Insta or not.

[javarisx-fightingthosedemons]

Link to Instrgram