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Institutional pet whump where there are training and discipline companies specifically to take on unruly pets. Some of them have custom programs for owners who either can't stomach or don't have time to punish their pet themselves. Others buy up poorly-trained and defiant pets for cheap, then flip their behavior and sell them conditioned for a profit.
A defiant, violent pet who's been through three owners already. Every corrective measure seems to make them fight harder. They're honestly hoping to be killed rather than continue living like this.
Their ownership transfers again; the new owner has them sedated prior to transport. They wake up already in their new cage, which is so tight it must have been assembled around them. They're bent over, kneeling, hands locked behind their back, collar locked to the floor. The bars of the cage prevent them from shifting or uncurling at all. They can't move. Their muscles are already screaming in pain.
A calm voice observes that they're awake. "Welcome to the training program. This is the first phase. You'll be permitted to move once you demonstrate your willingness to obey."
#whump#pet whump#institutional whump#training whump#whump punishment#whumpee#whumper#defiant whumpee
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Quick and dirty, but it’s been in my brain for a wee bit now. Eldritch monster on a train just tickles my brain in such a lovely way.
#the magnus archive fanart#the magnus institute#the magnus universe#the beholding#the eye#artists on tumblr#error#the magnus protocol#tmagp fanart#train
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"mormonism is american exceptionalism" has gotta be my least favorite anti-mormon take out there like you could talk about literally anything and THAT'S what you're going with????????? like you can talk about our weird relationship with manifest destiny and colonisation (extremely valid talking points!!!!!!) but to act like some kind of specific allegiance to the united states as an institution is inherent to our doctrine is so..... silence......
#me logging on to the internet tm to be called a dangerous cultist for the tenth time this week#like have y'all not considered that maybe our church has developed cult-ish practices because we keep being called satan spawn???????#and that fuels our collective insulated persecution complex as a faith minority? like let's just sit down and have a conversation about why#somebody's faith might be meaningful to them and the human reasons why they hold onto it-- and help them extricate that faith from fascism#that would be a million times more helpful and constructive for everyone involved#to put it in simple terms: being mean to mormons will only produce more mean mormons :/#making mormons feel like they're in danger will make mormonism dangerous#this goes for literally any community under the sun#saw a take the other day that missions are meant to train missionaries to be scared of the world outside of the church#like??????#we're never gonna solve the actual problems with this church/institution/cult if y'all keep saying nonsense like this 😭😭😭#oh my gosh 😭#vent over
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I want to know how you render.
A lot of people seemed to be oddly interested in how I render so...
Shape first
I use solid brush or lasso to block in the light and shadow first.
You can see this in the Till drawing because it's all hard edges
2. Add high saturation colour in the area where the light turns into shadow.
I like to do this cause it gives a glassy transparent feeling to my drawing.
like these:
3. Cause most of my drawings are 70% in shadow + 30% in light, i will render the shadow
that means, adding another "light" to the shadow, like reflective light or so. For the till drawing, its a blue light from the left
However, we need to make sure the secondary light doesn't destroy the main light source, so this secondary light will only cause hue and or saturation changes instead of value changes
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Above are the logic for my doodle drawings, but if i want to continue, i will do the following:
4. Separating more forms
ie, for the till drawing
if the form faces left, it will be affected by the blue light.
if the form turns away from camera and not affected by the blue light, it will be redish
if the form is hard, shape will have hard edges
if the form turns, shape will have soft edges
5. Separate space
Things in front are solid and things in the back are blurry
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Well, in my art logic, i think "rendering" is separating more layers of information, ie
separating form's plane (via lighting, edges etc)
separating space (via blurriness and light decay)
separating material (e.g. if hair strip is thin, it will be more transparent etc)
oh and i usually add gradients, so it contrasts with the hard blocks i make ✌
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hope this helps
I posted some of my drawing process on Bilibili @356Migoro, if anyone is interested.
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🤔Actually, I intended to make a YouTube channel to share my art shenanigans, but I'm just a bit too busy lately, let me know if there's anything else you are interested✌
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also, normally I don't paint in a solid step-to-step process, its usually i realise that after i have done something, there's still not enough information, so that i "add logic" to my drawing. (e.g. adding the blue light for the till drawing)
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and since people asked before:
i use CSP to paint everything
I only use 5 type of pens, they are my main partners in crime✌✌✌ (1) lasso and Default G-pen to line and block in hard edges, (2) Transparent pens for mixing colour (3) Blur tool, (4) Gradient (5) texture pen
glhf
#art tutorial#digital art#art process#thanks for having me lols... have a good day#and the reason why my art style changed a lot after my Slow Damage period#is that i traveled to a mountain in China to seek art knowledge from Ale-sensei#(its actually a proper art training institution in China called Magic Leaders but I'm just trying to be funny here)#so yea I am still trying to find my balance between what i already knew and what i learnt there...#and there's a period where i learnt too much and i became really confused so my art style is not very consistant
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Dearest followers,
Should I give Elias the login for this account and let him answer some of the asks?
#magposting#poll…????#girls ill be honest i am NOT cleared for this. that man is not media trained#but. it would be funny#tmagpod#the magnus archives#tma#tmagp#the magnus institute#elias bouchard#corpo content
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TTTE Fun Fact: Edward looks like an actual psychopath in S12!
#ttte#thomas and friends#thomas the tank engine#trains#ttte edward#thomas and friends season 12#s12#steady eddie#meme#should i put him in a padded cell#mental institution
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picked up this book called 'murder your employee: the mcmasters guide to homicide vol 1' from my local bookstore and . Hmmm. am i hearing murder academy radiostatic au... (<- delusional)
quick rundown of the books setting (time period vaguely 1950s, before 1962 at the latest) is that there's this murder academy (i say that but its closer to a uni than a boarding school which is typically what i think of when i read academy) open to applicants of all ages to train their students to murder. the admissions fee is an extremely high price, but regular people can enter in via sponsorships (like scholarships, sort of, but its more like a specific rich person sponsoring the candidate). the students don't operate on a regular year by year schedule because 1) no one knows where the school is and thus cannot always tell even what season it is much less the month 2) students are informed of their graduation basically the day of, when the faculty decides theyre ready to leave and complete their thesis project (AKA the murder). anyway its a very fun book and so of course i had to be insane about its premise
For what it was worth, Alastor hadn't meant at all to end up studying at the Hazbin Institution for Homicide Practitioners.
Which, in fairness, was just a fancier way of saying that he hadn't meant to get caught.
It had been a situation entirely out of his control. For whatever reason, that night, the swamp had been especially difficult to navigate- even alone, much less with a bloodied and battered body slung over his shoulder, he's quite certain it would have been a struggle to work his way around the place. And while that had never been a problem the few dozen or so times he'd made the trek before (granted, they were without the actual body in his hands, but it didn't make much of a difference when he'd been carrying heavy sacks of sand to offset the weight), there was an unfortunate caveat in his plan.
He hadn't banked on being seen and followed by a truly infuriating pair of 'detectives' (though surely whatever idea they'd held of a detective was truly and fully siphoned from one of those insipid moving pictures his dear Mimzy was ever so obsessed with), and he hadn't expected to be offered a spot as a student at this... interesting facility.
The smiley man sitting in front of him nods emphatically as Alastor finishes his little cajoling speech. The nametag on his black and red suitjacket reads Dean Morningstar, and a half-poured cup of brandy sits on the side of his table. Alastor eyes the alcohol with interest, if only because looking anywhere else in the room might make him lose composure and attack the bothersome man sitting across from him.
"So, then... Mr. Hartfelt, is it true that your next target was to be your father?"
Alastor narrows his eyes at the dean. The room's atmosphere seems to drop as he holds his gaze, both of them wearing smiles that convey vastly different emotions. "I'm afraid I don't know what you're referring to."
Of course, such a lousy comeback isn't tantamount to a proper argument (unless you're the type who enjoys messing with people, which Alastor is in all moments except this one) and the dean smiles when he realizes Alastor's slip up.
"See, you have an extremely generous patron backing you on your goal... not only to take down your father, who, by the way, seems to owe you quite a lot, considering your less than stellar upbringing and childhood, so good luck with that one, but also in relation to the other bodies that have been found half-submerged in the swamp." The little devil smiles merrily. "Sorry about that one, by the way. But we had to be sure you were a good candidate for our very highly revered course list. I mean... your sponsor is paying a lot of money to see you succeed, so... we had to be pretty thorough. Again, sorry, but it's just standard protocol."
Alastor clenches his jaw, feeling his eye twitch. He'd more or less tuned out whatever else Dean Morningstar had said after he admitted to resurfacing the already weeks old bodies in the swamp- Alastor's very first targets- as a means of... assessing him, apparently. "So you're the reason the bodies have started turning up in the bayou...?"
"Not entirely," Dean Morningstar shrugs, providing no further context. "In any case, this is sort-of a caught with pants down situation, I think. You don't have many options, Mr. Hartfelt. Either you stay as a student, or we let the truth out- and let your mother know first, before getting rid of you."
He grins sunnily at Alastor. "What will it be, young man?"
So, that was that.
Following that conversation (blackmailing session) Alastor finds himself being the unwitting recipient of a campus guide by the dean himself, who, despite his short stature and seemingly accomodating personality, had already managed to make himself an enemy in the form of one (1) incredibly vexed young radio host slash serial killer in the making.
"...And that's the Music Hall, where my vice-dean and most beloved wife holds her concerts and lectures on Murder, as a Fine Arts- you may notice the ingenious references there to one Mr. Thomas De Quincey, the famed opium eater of the 1800s London..." Alastor turns a blind eye to the dean as the man just kept on talking, choosing instead to focus on the surroundings instead of the urge to strangle the annoyance beside him.
The trip to the Hazbin Institution for Homicide Practitioners- a mouthful and an incredibly unnecessary one at that- had been less a trip to a school and more like a kidnapping, in which Alastor had been more or less blackmailed into going with the two detectives who'd found him in the bayou that day and then drugged to high hell from some sort of tampered liquor, then promptly deposited in front of the school gates and almost fed broken glass twice before nearly being poisoned and then having to sit through another blackmailing session with the Dean (the guy who'd tried to poison him in the first place). So... all in all, a rather unpleasant experience on his end.
Still, the scenery almost made up for it.
The campus was almost the size of his town back home, and towering gothic buildings from before his time populated the grounds. Signs in different languages were littered around the campus grounds, and exotic foliage grew in just the right places to make the patchwork of cobbled streets and oddly vintage buildings look uniform.
"Oh, Vox! How are you this afternoon?"
Alastor's attention is drawn back to the dean as the man greets a young man dressed in formal evening attire, complete with a pocket square boutonniere and sleek black gloves. The man in question has short-ish black hair, tied back into a small ponytail with a deep blue ribbon, and two striking eyes: one a glassy larimar blue and the other the deep brown of axinite gems. Alastor finds himself regarding the other while he and the dean make simple conversation. Something about him strikes him as familiar, though he can't quite put a finger on it exactly. "Going to the Music Hall, I presume?"
"That would be correct, Sir," Vox inclines his head respectfully. "Professor Leviathan asked us to dress for the occasion, since we would be doing another ballroom class."
"Ballroom class?" Alastor raises an eyebrow, and the man startles, seemingly not having noticed he was there. Rather inept for an assassin-to-be, Alastor frowns. Were these really the sorts of students they were training? Pretty-faced civilians knowing nothing of killing, who dressed up in evening gather for afternoon classes?
"A-ah, yes..." Vox looks off to the side, seemingly nervous. His cheeks redden slightly, like a child caught in the act of stealing candy. "Uh. You're new here, right? I haven't seen you around before..."
"He is," Dean Morningstar confirms, beaming. "Just arrived this morning, with a very generous sponsor backing him. In fact, he's going to be rooming at Pride House because of the sponsor!"
"Oh, is that so?"
Vox's easy confidence seems to come back to him as he turns to Alastor, seemingly mollified by the Dean's interference. Something inside of Alastor wants to see the man nervous again, if only because the uneasy approach of the man with the gemstone eyes reminded him of the shaky-footed does he would fake out during hunts. "Well, in that case, we might be roommates. It's nice to meet you, Mister...?"
"Hartfelt. Alastor Hartfelt," Dean Morningstar says before Alastor can introduce himself, smiling even when Alastor directs a glare at the man. "He's quite the upstart, I'll have you know- Hell, I think he may have set more fires on his first day here than you did!"
Vox chuckles awkwardly, a reaction that has Alastor's eyebrows raising with curiosity. "Well, I'd sure hope not. I really wouldn't want to cause Professor Leviathan any more trouble than we already have. He deserves a bit of a break from troublemakers like us, I'd say."
While Alastor is... okay, not really all that sure what exactly Dean Morningstar was referring to with 'fires started'- in his case, they were all non literal, considering his first arrival here had ended with him on the wrong end of a shotgun (its irony was not lost to him now, three hours later and standing in the middle of what looked to be a town square plucked straight out of Vienna's bustling populace despite the fact that they were in a location completely unknown to the rest of the world)... but whatever this man had done... it intrigued him, especially given Vox's reaction to it.
"Anyway..." Vox smiles once more, inclining his head in a bow. "I really do have to get going now. If I don't, I'm afraid I may be late, and Professor Asmodeus always picks on the latecomers to answer questions first."
"Ah, we won't keep you any longer, then," Dean Morningstar agrees genially. "Have a good afternoon, Mister Vanhal!"
"You too, Dean Morningstar, Mister Hartfelt," Vox bows once more, before turning off and heading in the direction of the Music Hall. Alastor regards the other man's retreating silhouette carefully.
"Is there something you want to say, young man?" Dean Morningstar snaps him out of his reverie, covering the faint smirk on his face with a gloved hand.
While Alastor wishes he could simply meet the other with simple derision, there is a question he had been meaning to ask. "What was the evening get up for?"
Dean Morningstar shrugs, but there's a glint of something Alastor doesn't quite like in his eyes. "Why don't you go and ask Vox yourself, if you're so interested?"
"...I'm surprised your staff haven't tried to murder you yet," Alastor responds shortly. He's much too tired and frustrated to entertain the man, and- well, frankly put, his mind is a little distracted at the moment at the thought of the man with the mismatched eyes.
Dean Morningstar laughs. "They're certainly welcome to try, as are you. After all, you're now a student of the Hazbin Instution for Homicide Practitioners- and we pride ourselves on our hands-on, engaging curriculum. Hopefully, your sponsor finds what they're looking for by sending you here."
"Hopefully," Alastor agrees. After all, there's nothing else to say: from here on out, it seems to be do or die.
Student Report written with input and conference from Dean Lucifer Morningstar
Student: Alastor Hartfelt, 29 years old, Sponsor
Sponsor: [REDACTED]
To the esteemed and generous sponsor of one Mister Alastor Hartfelt,
Enclosed is a report of your charge's first day at our esteemed institution. Please dispose of this report as soon as you are finished reading it for privacy insurances. We at the Hazbin Institution for Homicide Practitioners thank you for your interest and your patronage.
Sincerely, Dean Lucifer Morningstar.
#oops i got a bit carried away with this one#ill be honest i originally noticed the book because it sounded like something mk would like#and then i had to purchase it because the cashier didnt have any change for me when i was purchasing the 7 husbands of evelyn hugo . So.#i mean i dont regret it i guess ill just wait for the next volume#btw for anyone interested in why vox dressed in evening wear is for the ballroom dancing occasion + gloves can be used to hide prints#its a rule in the book to always be dressed for the occasion. or well not a rule but like . a general guide for when youre committing murde#also im duly aware of the fact that they call it deleting and not murdering but thats just soooo fucking stupid im not calling it deleting#i am also aware of the fact fhat they are not training serial killers at mcmasters but this is hazbin and u know what#they Can train serial killers. as a treat#ran rambles#radiostatic#hazbin hotel#chai writes#the hazbin institution for homicide practitioners
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I did some more. Most of the ones I've done so far are well-known favourites, but I re-listen to an episode every day, so I'm going to keep trying to find more of these to do, because this is a new favourite thing of mine. If anyone has any suggestions of certain scenes please let me know! (Or do it yourself because I want to see)
#how to train your dragon#httyd#httyd books#the magnus archives#tma#hiccup horrendous haddock iii#book fishlegs#fishlegs no name#httyd fishlegs#camicazi#toothless#book toothless#wodensfang#snotface snotlout#the magnus institute#magnus archives
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i’ve seen a couple crossovers of doctor who and the magnus archives, which is an amazing idea in general and i would like more
but what i think is potentially the best combination for that crossover that i have yet to see is nine + whichever iteration of the archives crew
imagine this horribly traumatized little ball of sunshine who just had to destroy his entire planet, meeting jonathan jarchivist sims
obviously what point in the tma canon it happened would massively change how that went but i would like to see it and honestly i’m this close to writing it myself
#i don’t know if nine would like s1 jon at least not at the start#s2 jon is getting picked up by his scruff while 9(the professional hypocrite) tries to help him try out a healthy coping mechanism or two#and also y’know solve the mysteries of the institute and gertrude’s murder and stuff#i think he would immediately (& rightly) be suspicious of s3 jon’s new powers#s4 i think he’d be extremely concerned about everyone’s plans for jon#and also very sympathetic to everyone abandoning him#s5……….. that would be a rough time for nine to meet jon#it’d probably be way to close to his own issues and past#but also i like to think he’d hear how jonah tricked him into doing this and immediately join martin on ‘kill jonah magnus’ train#all of these interactions would obviously change if rose and or jack were there#and if anyone else at the archives know about the doctor#actually speaking of jack i would like him and tim to meet#the magnus archives#tma#tma podcast#tma au#tma headcanons#tma shitpost#tma jon#tma tim#doctor who shitpost#doctor who textpost#doctor who captain jack harkness#doctor who#ninth doctor#captain jack harkness#rose tyler#doctor who rose
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Happy fuck you and fuck your train Friday
#the magnus archives#the magnus institute#the magnus institute archives#tma#timothy stoker#tma rp#rp#the mechs#fuck you and fuck your train friday#even if I am currently being forcibly moisturized by clowns
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#train of thought i've been entertaining for the past 20 or so minutes#no i don't have any issues with this nation's mental health institutions. why do you ask
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Pain works.
Not as an interrogation tactic, of course -- you'll never receive reliable information. And it's certainly not the best method if you want a cheerful, unflinching pet at the end of it.
But for a defiant whumpee who needs to be taught to behave? Pain works.
Sometimes owners will say that pain hasn't worked for them as a training tool. This is largely due to inconsistent application. If you only punish your pet some of the time, they'll never associate their behavior with the negative consequences. If you relent because you're too soft to continue while they scream and cry, they'll just learn that screaming and sobbing gets them what they want.
It's okay not to be a sadist. Many owners aren't. But a defiant pet needs a firm, uncompromising hand.
Try this simple exercise: Bind your pet to a training table with immobilizing restraints, so they can't flinch away from you. Blindfold them, so they can't see where you are. Then tell them to call you by your preferred form of address and to thank you for training them.
They'll typically resist, at first. Most defiant pets become even more aggressive when asked to submit.
Each time they resist, apply a cattle prod firmly to a random part of their body. Give no indication of where they'll be shocked next. Calmly repeat the command and continue to discipline them.
Some pets will break down very quickly. Others might be more stubborn. You can expect a state of extreme distress to occur fairly quickly in a more willful specimen. They may try to insult or bargain with you:
"Stop, please, please, I can't take it-"
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Don't, please!"
"Fuck you! Fuck you, don't touch me, don't-"
"You don't own me! You're not my master, you'll never be my master-"
"Let me up! Fuck, stop, stop, please, let me up!"
It is important not to relent until your pet exhibits the desired behavior. Keep going until you hear the appropriate, "Yes, sir/ma'am/master, thank you. Thank you for training me."
While their stubbornness may seem unbreakable, every pet will fold eventually. Defiant pets often have issues with misplaced pride that make it impossible to comply, at first. Pain is the best way to teach them. They need to want to be good.
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i cant do this today
#back to back sp*derverse posts saying like#“WHERREE DID GWEN GET TEAL POINTE SHOES!! SHES REBELLING AGAINST BALLET WOW!!!”#first of all theyre demi pointe real pointe shoes would tear her achilles tendons in half#there are specific colors. of shoes. for different ballets. they arent hard to find#yes typically tights and shoes are meant to match the wearers skin tone#you can paint. pointe shoes. people do this so often#is google hard#is it difficult#followed by a “WHAT YEAR IS IT.. THERES SOCIAL MEDIA .. BUT SHE USES CDS ??!” its 2014 man#its 2014. gwen canonically uses old shit its 2014#<- at least it is in the comics. i dont know about the movies but id assume that stays true#skyler posting#i need to start blocking these tags#the “gwen is rebelling against the harmful institution that is ballet” shit genuinnnennellyy pisses me off#do you know how many years worth of training and dedication and actual blood and sweat and tears that go into ballet#let alone graduating to going en pointe like she is#it is so obviously something shes passionate about if she was willing to put that level of work into training her body to handle being en po#inte#im gonna eat glass im serious
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So stoked you had such a good time. You deserved it, especially after the dip shit you were dealing with earlier this year.
I had a really good time. it’s been ages since I’ve felt so genuinely safe and protected and just immediately comfortable with a man the way I did with him.
and he was so lovey and affectionate. he was constantly giving me kisses whether on my lips, all over my face to make me giggle, down my neck, along my shoulders, on whatever hand he was holding, and I fucking loved every second of it. plus just cuddling with him was really nice. he’s an ass and likes to tease me because he likes what a needy feral mess it makes me, but all the affection and positive reassurance and everything was so incredibly appreciated.
and he wants to see me again, which is really all I can ask for, honestly 🥺 and I’m really excited to get to see him again. he just has a busy schedule between being a RA, a student, and having a job on campus so we aren’t sure when we’ll be seeing each other again yet but knowing that he wants to makes me feel really good, can’t lie. because now I at least feel like I’m not the only one into this 😅
#he goes to the Culinary Institute of America and was trained as a classical chef prior to going there so like …. he’s a busy boy lol#ask
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Can you imagine choosing not to attend a college because there are Star Trek fans there?
#I had training for my admissions job today!#and they told a story about someone choosing not to go to another college because two tour guides did the Vulcan salute to each other#to be fair sometimes I get nervous about meeting other fans of Star Trek in real life because it’s something I love so much#I’m absolutely not going to tell people how to enjoy something I like too but it just…overwhelms me!#I can’t imagine crossing an entire institution off your list for that reason though
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Brain cells? Never heard of em!
#ttte#thomas and friends#thomas the tank engine#trains#ttte thomas#meme#ttte oc#ttte oc austin#austin the deranged engine#oc#original character#oo gauge#hornby#bachmann#he has one braincell#silly guy!!#mental institution#should i put him in a padded cell
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