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mentally, i'm still in 2014




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just saw a local modeling ad with an example of what kind of person they’re looking for and well. it’s not somebody like me.
#the clothes were ugly anyway and i wasn’t sure about the legitimacy but like#but no wonder people here don’t find me attractive. i’m not short and curvy with constant instabaddie makeup so i must be one of the uglies#it’s the only acceptable way to look where i live#we are ten years behind on trends so that’s part of it
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Hades going on about how Thanatos' mom dumped Thanatos on him and left Hades to raise the guy feels like it's supposed to makes us go "Look how ungrateful this guy is, betraying the one guy who stood by him all his life by cruelly going after his benefactor's girlfriend." but it actually makes Hades look worse.
First of all, Thanatos didn't ask for that job. His mom shoved him into it, and YOU LET HER, HADES. Just like with Persephone, you could've pawned him off on someone else. Give him a recommendation letter. Do something. You didn't. You did not dislike the idea of child labor enough to get rid of him.
Second of all, as pissy as Hades is about Thanatos talking all that shit, Persephone did the crime Thanatos accused her of. She has yet to argue that she didn't kill those people. In fact, she has said the opposite. People on her side have admitted she killed those people. Why is Thanatos the bad guy?Cause he's not enabling corruption when his adoptive dad's gf is involved? Fuck that bullshit
Thirdly, Thanatos' mom seems to have become a deadbeat after dumping the kid on Hades, since we never see or hear of her interacting with him in between that point and the present and we never see his sperm donor so that bitch is probably a deadbeat too. Hades is basically the only family he really has, and he is putting Thanatos in a position where if he doesn't enable Hades' questionable romance choice, Hades will turn on him without hesitation like a rabid dog biting anyone who comes near.
#oh god hades is one of THOSE parents. the ones who values romance way more than maintaining a good relationship with their kids#the ones who will date the most shitty people ever and then get mad when their kid doesn't approve and smile and nod#the ones who fall for romance scams and get pissy when you say ''dad that instabaddie doesn't want you. She is a catfish''#lo critical#lo commentary
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The worst part of BG3 fandom is seeing which characters get called old.
#bg3 tag#or when bloodweave gets called old man yaoi#THOSE MEN ARE 35 AT WORST#then again poor astarion gets the kpop treatment constantly#this is the female gaze version of doing those instabaddie edits of fem charas#man has ONE wrinkle and the girls are fainting
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saw similar thing with drarry so I'm intrigued how do u imagine scorbus 🧐
#and ofc defining attractiveness is tricky and with instabaddie inflation a face little uneven little quirky is like oasis in a desert#but there's some rules to conventional attractiveness so let's talk about that#also I mean them grown up no shaming 14 y olds I'm not that evil
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This is turning out to be a good old fashion Wrathian rodeo with both Sallie Mae and Striker being the first winners. I was surprised that he beat out Stolas but you know not mad about it.
I'm sorry, this took almost a month to finish. Life is crazy, I haven't been able to pull out my drawing tablet since I finished the last drawings. Thank you all for your patience.
Onto the next character, this time rocking the Instabaddies' favorite shirt style, the boob window. But who is wearing it?
#myart#helluva boss#sallie mae#helluva fanart#helluvaverse#vivzieverse#ozzie#helluva boss asmodeus#chazwick thurman#verosika mayday#helluva millie#verosika#helluvaboss#my art#helluva boss fanart#striker#helluva boss striker#striker helluva boss#helluva boss fandom
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Thoughts and comments are encouraged. Fighting, name-calling, gatekeeping, and general shittiness are despised
#writeblr#writerslife#writerscorner#writerscommunity#writers on tumblr#writer things#writers#writing#writblr#book blog#poll#tumblr polls#random polls
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Well, well, well... While Timmy is busy saving his career and making it seem that he's oficially with botched bbl Kylie, Armie is wasting no time and deepening his bond woth his new best buddy" Eric Dane. It looks like they're spending most of their time together now too, buying groceries together, going to the gym, being seen buying in a pharmacy together (wondering what they were getting, if you know what I'm saying😏😏😏)...
You people should accept that timothee will always stay in the closet and date the trashiest of instabaddies bc his career is everything to him and Armie gives no fucks anymore and is finally being true to himself by pursuing a man that actually cares about him and their bond. Charmie is no more.
if I were you I would do a psychological introspection to understand why you feel the desire to send these asks without a logical thread to a group of people you clearly don't belong to, don't follow and continue your life. By the way I wish I was at that pharmacy🤭
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NOOOOO STOP THATS SO REAL. THAT IS SO REAL. THE ULTIMATE DOORMAT I AM INDEED. MY ASS IS NOT BEATING THE LOSERGIRL ALLEGATIONS NO MATTER HOW MUCH OF AN INSTABADDIE I TRY TO COME OFF AS IRL...
so. flashforward to the end of the movie, when archie's turned the tv off and left us bathed in moonlight (saro has one of those ceiling-high glass sliding doors). all of us are worked up. none of us are wearing shirts. i can now both see AND feel why saro wanted me to stop squirming. and speaking of saro, bless his heart, he has No Idea how to unclasp a bra.
and saro's TALL. cove has an inch on him but my boy still got half a foot on me. and when i tell you ,, that height was VERY proportionate if you know what i mean,,,,
and archie is having the time of his LIFE. at least . i Think he is. i can't exactly see his face, given that he's navigated from my side to BETWEEN WHERE SARO'S SPREAD BOTH OF OUR LEGS??????
and the entire time, the both of them are asking me if this is okay and if it feels good, and at some points i say "not there" or "not like that" bc i'm a girl who knows what she wants. duhhh. but like hell do i want to stop COMPLETELY BECAUSE HOLY SHIT
YES. UEJSJALAN YES I LOVE THIS FOR YOU
omg im going to faint. this is so good. ALSO SARO IS SUCH A MAN OH MY GAWDDD 🙈 SPREAD BOTH UR AND ARCHIES LEGSM SKAGAHANANSFOP IT STOP IT!!!!! TALK ABT PRRR!!!!
ALSO FEEL IS CRAZY. FEELING WHY HW WANTED U TO STOP SQUIRMIMG IS SO CRAZY. I WILL FALL OUT.
OMG OKAY OKAY CONTINUE. GO ON ASDFGHJKKL
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legitimately tbh............. tbqh......... tbqhwy........... tbqhwyrn.... i have been on tumblr for a long time............. my harajuku / kawaii blog from way back had 13,000 followers....... an instabaddie / bad bitch blog w. a huge following.. ive had rp blogs with hundreds of followers
and ive never used queue a day in my ife
mostly cuz idk how and idc how to learn...............
also im so impatient like idc about ppl perceiving me as fussy or too quick replies like ho if u post me a starter and i reply to that bitch within 3 minutes, that's that on that.
anyway, queue mystifies me............. i respect ppl that use it heavily....... cuz wtf is it. ,
#🌙 OOC! THE CROWN GLITTERS ON AN EARTH SIGN.#/ maybe its cuz im from the 90s internet but we aint have that fancy function so i dont use it.#/ im very set in my ways.#/ so i never used it.#/ if i spend my minutes typing this shit and using MY time. ur getting it RIGHT NOW.#/ if im a trip or busy ur not gettin shit. ur gettin it when im back and on dash.#/ u better take my away message and getcha bitch ass in line.
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SHANE JUSTIN T-REX SET
InstaBaddies link up.
(All April '23 Uploads, Like This, Are Public June 1st, 2023 at once!)
3 Outfits, Download Separately
5 Swatches Each
Female, Teen- Elder
Custom Thumbnails
DOWNLOAD PATREON EARLY ACCESS NOW
Creator Notes:
TERMS
LINK TO THIS PAGE WHEN SHARING MY CC!
Do NOT Steal/Claim as Your Own!
Do NOT Reupload My CC or Put Behind Paywall!
Do NOT convert to other games.
#the sims#the sims 4#ts4#ts4cc#ts4 clothes#sims 4#sims 4 cc#sims4cc#simsdom#sim#sims#sims clothex#sims clothes
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its literally so funny seeing bg3 fans be like "LARIAN CAN WE PLEASE ROMANCE RAPHAEL" did you even play the game? raphael doesnt want your instabaddie high elf tav stupid. he fucks a cambion that looks like himself. you are nothing to him, like actually.
#shiba noises#also its not a FUCKING DATING SIM omfg y'all are genuinely annoying#write fanfic or something stop bothering the devs with stupid shit#like maybe ask larian to ADD MORE WYLL CONTENT before we add new romances#good lord
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why have they bronzed ciri to within an inch of her life. instabaddie ciri
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everyone’s favorite tiger refollowed the instabaddies that his grocery-store-goddess-girlfriend made him unfollow earlier last year 🤗
but lemme mind my business🫡
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All tattoos and piercings are ugly on women. Most of you are bad enough bare faced with blank skin but then you go marking yourselves up and punching holes in your ears. The more mid a woman is the more extraneous shit she does to herself to distract your eye. “It’s for me!” yeah ok as if women ever do anything that isn’t for attention
Alright well, I don’t think personally that the last part of what you said is true. Just because Instabaddie types are front and center in our culture now doesn’t mean all women, or even most women are like that. As for “The more mid a woman is the more extraneous shit she does to herself….” Some women absolutely do this, I won’t deny that. But a lot of men do it too, and I find people that have boring personalities that make gauges/piercings/tattoos the most interesting thing about them pretty tiresome, sure. I have first hand experience with this, by the way. A high school ex had tattoos and gauges and literally did not shut up about them. He went on and on and on about how I would look so hot if I would only just lean into the rockabilly look (definitely not my thing) and if I had body mods. Body mods this, body mods that, I only watch porn of women that have body mods. It was intolerably annoying. But anyway. I have also seen plenty of plain or “mid” women that have no tattoos or piercings on the street.
So I do partially agree, but it also sounds like you really hate and harbor some sort of resentment against women, and I would like to encourage you to spend less time on the Internet and get rid of that attitude. If you hate all tattoos and piercings so much, quit wasting your time hating women that have them and find a girl who doesn’t. Also, “bad enough bare faced.?” Buddy, get off Instagram and quit watching porn. And maybe consider the fact that you might be gay if you think that the majority of women are ugly without makeup lmao
#I also am not anti tattoo#I just don’t like chest tattoos on women#and I don’t like the fully inked can’t see any skin look on anyone
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I think the difference with the famous girls is they are not the type that footballers usually go after. They have their own career and standing, their own blue tick and are famous in their own right, therefore, they have no incentive to put up with the shitty behaviour that footballers usually treat their girls. They’ve got no reason to hang around if a footballer starts cheating and the ballers know that, so they don’t usually go for them. Famous girls would only want them genuinely for company and companionship nothing more. There’s no reliance or dependency on what the connection with the baller would bring to them unlike with models and instabaddies
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