#inspired by real tweets

[tallmadgeandtea]

This week on Turn Twitter

[reunitedinterlude]

phil: whenever i see an ambulance, i like to think there is a baby being born, rather than a death (1, 2, 3)

[martins-canned-peaches]

Elias was so evil for this smh. Leave his ass (or lack thereof) alone

[sonadowkismesis]

sorry, no art this week. just edits of fem!ford of varying quality. her name's andromeda. grauntie andy. and i love her

[dragongirlafro]

are you FUCKING kidding me. this is the wapeach that got instantly shot down by Miyamoto and banished to the Nintendo vault for practically 20 years????? this is literally the most inoffensive take they could have done on an "evil peach twin" and it was still too much for the old man.

i don't even know what to say at this point lmao. this in a nutshell i think perfectly shows why no matter how much cool shit nintendo does they'll always be held back

[theside-b]

Artists and their Muses

TWO WORLDS THE NEXT PRINCE I FEEL YOU LINGER IN THE AIR

[ghoooooooooooooooost]

finally theres more translations thank goodness

[mentauxx]

Hear me out: Yakumo tends to jump into rivers, Haruka tends to bump into perps, Gotou tends to hit people, Ishii tends to fall, Makoto tends to comfort Ishii, Miyuki tends to get plastic surgery, and Unkai tends to appear from the shadows.

[abadarkade]

You guys don't get it. I am not Dan Reynolds (with action news weekdays at 10pm) WE are Dan Reynolds (with action news weekdays at 10pm).

[prismations]

I forgot to post this on here

Happy late Pride Month!

[huntingteeth]

absolutely crack-fic thought i had:

scooby-doo movie crossover a la scooby-doo and the alien invasion or scooby-doo: zombie island, where sleep token is the musical guest or is just there or whatever, and like, there are hijinks! and mysteries! all the audience at a festival where sleep token is performing keep falling into deep sleeps and the gang has to figure out why! they unmask the villain and it's someone who's jelly of the band and then there's an unmasking joke and the band suddenly looks really nervous behind their masks, and then haha sleep token actually does worship a deity named sleep, gang, could you be so cool about it?? wink wink

[stillwaterinc]

trans infighting on twitter why do i bother with anything other than my mutuals again?

[thecoolerliauditore]

real talk i gotta say tumblrinas i love the vibes on here. i can simply interact with the fandom i like by putting like five little freaks in a cage and calling them my mutuals and forcing them to look at my brainrot forever and when someone walks by and is like "why do you have people trapped in a cage thats kinda weird" i go "my blog my rules" and they go "understandable have a nice day" and leave forever.

[cas-poisoning]

I know it’s not good to be overly parasocial with celebrities and analyze them too deeply as if they are real people we know, because 99% of the time, all we really “know” is a persona, not the actual person. But. I actually think Misha is sick in the head. Deeply unwell. Deranged. His entire persona is the output of someone that has like… an INSANE need for attention, regardless of maintaining dignity. And of course I love him because then he says the funniest things that no other celebrity would publicly say about themselves, or their coworkers, or their work 😍

[youlooklikeasixtiesqueen]

whenever taylor releases a new album there's some dumbass who doesn't understand a lyric that's not even complicated and gets like a thousand retweets for being a dick about it. what do you mean "i was tame i was gentle til the circus life made me mean, don't you worry folks we took out all of her teeth" makes no sense. what do you mean she's just saying words. if you don't understand it just say that

[cricketcampbell]

👀 + what is your version of the roman empire?

"Appendicitis, 100%. When I tell you I literally wake up every morning and wonder if it's the day that bitch is gonna get me! Every tummy ache I think oh my God, this is it, it's happening, but no. I swear she's just teasing me at this point, and it's like, okay, try me bitch. I'm ready."