#inspired by another post about a team rocket esque tobidei

[ubeetlebum]

Tobidei AU where Deidara and Tobi are told to catch Naruto so they have o come up with a plan. They build a fake ramen stall, and Deidara dresses up as a fake ramen chef. Tobi is in charge of luring team 7 to the place, offering a special discount to celebrate their opening, plus if your name is Naruto you get a FREE bowl or ramen! :D

Naruto totally buys it and gets super excited. Kakashi thinks there’s something fishy going on but they go to the ramen stall anyway.

Then Tobi gets carried away inviting people to the fake restaurant, so a few minutes later they have a hungry crowd of local people queuing.

Kakashi takes the chance in the middle of the confusion to grab Naruto and run, while he kicks and screams that he's hungry. No matter how much Deidara shouts that his ramen is the best he'll ever taste, Naruto doesn't come back.

Gai sensei, who was the next customer in line, orders 150 bowls of super spicy ramen.

And that's the end of Deidaras short career as a ramen chef.