#insert this ain't about him meme

[drulalovescas]

Sam: lying unconscious

Dean and Cas:

Sam: sitting unconscious

Dean and Cas:

[nyxronomicon]

goth (stepbro) choso <3

NO WAY ugh he is not real 🥵🥵

Ugh the hands... and I'm loving the contrast of the girly plushies .... and his arms 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥵🥵... Ty for sharing love

[speedycoffeedelight]

An Animalistic Disaster

Masterlist

A.n : So I reached my main goal of the beginning!!!! 1k in both Wattpad and Ao3 !!! Lessgoo!!!!! ✧⁠◝⁠(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠)⁠◜⁠✧

Thank you everyone who read and liked this story and gave votes and kudos!! You guys inspire me to keep on writing!!!

As for the promised QnA. I think I'll do that once all the harem characters have joined. This type of thing won't happen much after all.

Also I promise I'm working on the next chapter. (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠) till it comes, here's some songs that goes with the story/ reminds me of them. Warning, I'm shit with love songs.

I'm not going to release the full playlist yet since it contains heavy spoilers. Same thing with the Oc's.

(Y/n)'s playlist

- Fictional by khloe rose.

(The feelings the reader had since she was little. Also the type of song that inspired me to write this self insert fanfic.)

- Rat by Penelope Scott

(This describes the relationship between the reader and her dad. How she feels deep inside. Also, I dunno if this counts much as a spoiler, but her dad is an engineer, so yeah. )

- W.I.T.C.H by Devon cole

(Wether someone calls her a witch or an ogre, she doesn't care. She can handle herself and that's all that matters.

And we stan a strong queen in this household)

Alastor x (Y/n)

-Never ever getting rid of me by Kimiko gleen

(You made him fall in love, so be prepared to deal with him 24/7.

Cause he ain't going anywhere honey)

Charlie x (Y/n)

- Adore by Mindy gleehill

( And here she goes, singing again. But this time it's directed towards the reader.

Poor girl can't control her heart around you. )

Vaggie x (Y/n)

- Boyfriend by Dove Cameron

(She knows she can treat you better then any man can.

And she's going to prove it )

Cherri Bomb x ( Y/n)

- Favourite by Isabel Larosa

(She's quite jealous of all the others stealing your attention. So can you really blame her for wanting to be your favourite?)

Pentious x (Y/n)

- Honeypie by Jawny

(He is determined to make you his and he won't stop till he does that.

He also can't get enough of your sweetness<3 )

Lucifer x (Y/n) [this is considering he gets chosen as a love interest]

- Checklist by Max

( What do you need? He's got it covered. He's going to spoil you rotten to have you all to himself.

The ruler of hell doesn't slack off in this area )

Husk x (Y/n)

- Older by lsabell Larosa

( I HAD to put this song here. Besides who wouldn't like an older man you could easily rely on?

This is basically reader's feelings about him.)

Angel x (Y/n)

- New side of me by Blake Roman

( He can't help but feel soft inside when he thinks about you. And it scares him.

He's never had anyone love him like you before.)

Niffty and (Y/n) [platonic]

- Sweet little psycho

(She's your very own sweet but psycho puppy.

Anyone disturbs you too much? Release her over them. :) )

Vox x (Y/n) [Will come in future]

-Criminal by Brittney spears

(He's our pathetic lovable criminal. You know you shouldn't fall for him, but what can you say?)

Adam x (Y/n) [ Will come in future]

- Genius by LSD

( Don't be fooled, he's no genius no matter what he might say. But he did make the correct call by falling for someone like you.

Someone who can manhandle and keep him in line.)

Lute x ( Y/n ) [Will come in future]

- Love like you

(She doesn't understand how she of all people managed to fall for you. This feeling should be a sin.

Yet, when she gets close to you, she can't regret it. )

An Animalistic Disaster playlist

- Can't sleep love by pentatonix

(I can just imagine the reader and Melody talking in phone like this. The reader can't decide what to do with all these feelings since all her fictional crushes have actually come to life AND living with her. She can't decide if she should act on it or not. Melody is already done with her shit and telling her to go back to sleep.)

- Bang bang by K'naan

( Okay, this is for my own brain rot. This is for everyone in the harem x reader. I can see the animation meme happening clearly in my head.

Every line is sang by different characters and when the 'bang' parts comes, a animal turns into human after getting hit by reader's love shot :)

Like-

She was walking around with a loaded shotgun - Angel

Ready to fire me a hot one - Cherri

It went- Charlie

*Sheep Charlie* BANG *human Charlie*

*Squirrel Cherri* BANG * Human Cherri*

*Deer Alastor* BANG * *Human Alastor*

Straight through my heart - Alastor

Maybe one day, if I learn to do animation.  I'll make something like this. )

Tag list: @legostars @glowinthedarkbones1150 @darifes @aria-tempest @rainbowcake1212 @luxylucylou

[gigimarvels]

OLD POKEMNON GIJINKAS FROM 2023, IM NOW MAKING A NEW THING WITH MOST OF THESE DESIGNS (FEATURING NEW CCHARACTERS) SEE THEIR NEW UPDATED ART!! *this will be a long post* WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF GIJINKAMONS In this world Pokemon have evolved so much they have now taken a human form, Gijinka if you will. This story revolves around a group of gijinkas and some side characters that all reside within Cobblevale City. we follow 6 Individuals who work as one of the general teams for the Legendary Entei who is part of the city's "nursery sector" meet the team

Team leader, Tally-Ho or Tally for short Cetitan Gijinka Age- 32 Nature- Sassy She is very head strong and takes no shit from anyone but enjoys being the Dotting older sister of the group

Tox the second in command and overall "badboy" Toxtricity Gijinka Age- 27 Nature- bold he doesn't like getting wet, so don't rain on his parade has a soft spot for the Talonflame in their group named Ames has a band, enjoys music A LOT

Mochi the youngest member of the team and the silent little sister Pyukumuku Gijinka Age- 20 Nature- Quiet She sees both Tally and Tox as her older siblings, and will protect them with all her might she talks in sign language cause opening her mouth can be catastrophic Graham the Morgrem of the group ate her pudding from the communal fridge 3 years ago and she hasn't let him live that down she loves getting hugs from Ames

Umi the Loud heavy hitter of the group Breloom Gijinka Age- 28 Nature- Hardy Tally's Ride or die, AND LOVES TEASING THE SHIT OUT OF TOX Thinks Graham is a bit of a pretentious ass, but he wears his heart of his sleeve so she deals with it extremely protective of Mochi and Ames (insert they asked for no pickles meme here)

Graham the Shiny of the team Morgrem Gijinka Age- 27 Nature- Impish? Funny his nature says Impish but he acts more bashful when he's out in public? Graham has an everstone on him because he doesn't want to evolve even if it means he will never reach his full potential as a pokemon, he just doesn't want to deal with his families expectations shines in general are because of a virus, they need to use substance packets to keep their daily metabolism from dropping most shinnies don't try to become Arena fighters, but Graham feels he has something to prove he falls hard for a shiny Ribombee who's a receptionist at the battle arena.... "you sure you ain't bashful bruv?"

Finally the last team member and the newest to join Ames Talonflame Gijinka Age- 23 Nature- Jolly she moved to Cobblevale city from her small hometown of Whistleleaf village, she was personally invited by "Uncle" Entei himself she has a secret she can't fully share yet but in due time it will be revealed with her flame body she GIVES THE BEST HUGS, kinda oblivious to Tox's flirting

I'LL SHARE THE SIDE CHARACTERS IN THE NEXT POST!!! BUT HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS FIRST POST ABOUT MY MAIN 6 CHARACTERS!!! this is another side project I'm happy to be working on because honestly i love gijinka designs TO DEATH

[mazzystar24]

I dont know why but I want a à certain scene to happen. If you don't mind me exposing it to you.

Imagine they are on a call someone is lost on a lac or smt and they need both in land help and in the sky help. Buck and Tommy are in the helicopter and the rest of the 118 are on land. They spot something on the lac and it's the victim nearly drowning or being pulled under (maybe in a car sinking or smt it's 911 honestly I can be wild at times). And instead of taking the time to land properly or for the 118 to get there. Buck realise their ain't time and he just jump, scarring the shit out of Tommy but also the team see him jump and instantly know it Buck. Of course Eddie straight up go for buck like the devil is on his back and while Buck rescue the victim eddie is the one rescuing Buck cause that man ain't superman. That's when Tommy realise that buck is a bit reckless (still love Bobby's saying that he rush in where angels fear to tread) and second that eddie and buck is way more then he thought. And of course Eddie is gonna lecture buck then so will Bobby once he gets to him.

This is in no way an idea to be mean to Tommy cause he is a nice opportunity for buck and honestly with how much they really told us that he won't stay, no wedding bells and all that. Without mentioning the flushed faced grinning Ryan telling us they get closer then ever while knowing bi buck was a thing. So buddie end game and it got me to that idea that I desperately wanted to share. And you've answered a couple of my ask with kindness so I hoped that this idea would at least please you 🥰

Insert write that down write that down meme

I would so read this ngl like seriously sounds so good

Something about protective Eddie is just scumpdiliumptious to me 🫡

Also buddie saving eachother is always just *chefs kiss*

Thanks anon!!🫶🫶

[fantasygerard2000]

Fandom's Rigid Standards

In my previous post about issues I have towards the Starboy craze, I briefly discussed about how most human Star designs tend to just stick with the Jack Frost "inspired" design over creating their own original designs for him.

Most fan designs try to stay loyal to the rather infamous piece of concept art.

While they made changes based on their own preferences, they kept major core elements like the glowing gold hair, floating, cape, and being white. However, what they neglected, or rather leave out is that this early version of Star can also shapeshift like Genie and Maui. Also, another factor is that this version Star was her grandfather's spirit as an early version of the story has him passing away instead of her father.

The reason why most people didn't know about these early ideas was because they only heard about the Starboy and Villain Couple ones from the more vocally outraged fangirls who cried about "being robbed".

This tweet in particular only adding fuel to the dying fire as most people would just express disappointment to the film, but this only give them an excuse to dislike it even more. Majority of people are so anti-Disney that they would even fact check from official sources from the people who made the film and only listened to the ones who have seen it and have totally not biased opinions on it.

Anyway, even with info about the actual early version of the film being out, most of them just stick with the love story idea. An idea that was the result from the lack of context and spite from said lack of context.

Coming back to the topic of human Star just being Jack Frost but yellow, that also brought up about how fandom has this awful habit of only caring about characters if they are attractive and white. We literally see this behavior with Magnifico and that this is also happening towards a character that doesn't exist says a lot. The fact that most human Star designs just colored Jack Frost yellow is proof of this.

Hell, back then, Disney themselves considered making a non conventionally looking love interest back when Tangled was in early production. Bastion was made to be your non standard prince.

Heck, an even early version of Tangled had the "prince" look like this.

There are people who genuinely like non conventionally looking characters for their looks. Beast is literally known for making people prefer his animal form than human form for crying out loud. You literally have zero restrictions to design a human or even monster Star. But instead, y'all ironically did this meme.

Y'all accuse Disney for not going with this early alternative design for Asha for "not being conventionally Disney".

But y'all also thought this ain't too pretty so you "borrowed' from the most conventionally good looking character from a different film.

Now, this is the part where I focus on the issue regarding Asha and her "romance". Well, lack there of.

Someone once said that people only like a work for the tropes they like being present over how they were executed, comparing how ads are recommending you to buy a book that lists off tropes you're into. L To fandom, the presence of tropes only matter.

When you think of Disney romances, you might thought of the princesses. And ONLY the princesses because their films have romance as a major factor. However, romances in Disney is notoriously bad, especially in their older films. It's not until in the later films that we got a more proper romance with Naveen and Flynn/Eugene. Romance requires both characters to be equally treated. In regards to the "potential" romance he has with Asha, there's this underlying feeling that Asha is treated like a vector for the reader/writer to insert themselves as.

Most romances, especially ones made for women, always centered on the main lead with the "protagonist" being in situations to ensure they get together. Majority of romances are made to be like a dating sim. There's nothing bad about going on fictional dates with a fictional partner but the issue here is that how the protagonist is barely a character of their own right. They are made to be relatable so the reader can insert themselves into, with any personality they have being treated as traits and quirks. Even with examples where both the protagonist and the love interest are both main leads, there's likely more emphasis is put onto the love interest.

And Asha is being somewhat unintentionally treated like this, especially in fiction where Starboy is the focal character is really upsetting. I get that Asha wasn't a great character but she shouldn't be treated like this. Or any character at all.

Asha being rewritten to be a completely different character to the point of being given a different name is just so jarring. That isn't Asha anymore. Just like the concept art above, she's small core traces of what was her there, but it's mostly all fan interpretation.

And this, to me at least, are the vibes I'm getting from. Wish being "remade" into something that it isn't. Being made to cater to a niche demographic whose tastes are just plain bad. I'm not one to judge people's preferences but disregarding the concept of a deceased family member who became magical shapeshifting creature from space for a more generic love story where you could self insert yourself into?

This isn't to say to giving Asha a love interest or making Star a human aren't bad ideas. I do in fact find the early concept interesting and I was initially neutral towards Starboy until that's what most of this "fandom" consists of.

This isn't the Wish fandom. This is the Starboy fandom.

[ravenbloodshot]

Lol your gong yoo reading was spot on and I have intuited that as well for a long time now since I've been his fan! He's also super timid, it's a little bit of a smack in the face! 😂 It's like a boy who finds girls weird/scary and runs away from them LMAO! I always pick up with him that he's super avoidant, and NOT ASSERTIVE at all. Like he'll let the love of his life pass by and say oh it wasn't meant to be. It's like he waits for the universe to trick him. Idk I'm sure you get what I mean.

He literally reminds me of these:

"👉🏾👈🏾" *insert someone with pointed toes and a lowered chin* 🫣🥺🏃‍♂️💨😰

IDK WHY WOMEN FIND HIM SEXY.. he's totally adorable. An adorable hoe... he gives me plushie vibes, like a furry idk how to explain it... tortured artist? But willingly tortured? Like a guy who is attracted to red flags then blames his destiny? It's like he's open for anything but nothing at the same time. Istg I could see him getting leashed. Like he ain't dom daddy at all. As a matter of fact, he's probably shaking in his boots about that. Like someone who is helpless.. OMG!! A damsel in distress!!! That's what I was looking for lol. He a whole damsel in distress!! Gong yoo sounds intentionally hopeless LMAO. Like I know I'm a hoe but I'm really not I just act like one because life is hopeless and I want you to save me. Like he looks like he counterbalances his softness with living "life" on the edge but he ain't made for it. It's like he's looking for his manic pixie dominatrix to change his life, like if the universe sees I need help they'll help me. He needs to be mothered and nurtured but you gotta let him run away and come to you because you don't chase kids. Idk why people think he's hot, when I see him, I see an angsty teen that need the tit. Istg ima breastfeed him idgaf. 🤱 He prolly like mothering types but he generally looks quite subservient, like the type to really commit if he commits, like I know he wouldn't be cheating on me if he chose me lol. He'd be such a good little boy. Istg I wasn't the only feeling that. Like he knows what he "doesn't" want. It's almost as if he's a passenger in his own love life. He's a lil baby lol, that's why he like the wap too, he just like being in the womb. 🤣 Like he's the type to convince himself he a bad boy but he'd probably fall for pussy knowing damn well he shouldn't. I saw him sleeping before by the way... he sleep in a fetal position. 🤓 He's defo a cuddler. He need to be coddled and held but he would probably run away from you. He always looks afraid of something idk how to explain it. Like afraid of being owned but he really wanna 🤣 I'm curious wtf he experienced, are you able to see that or look into it?? I need to know of the feminine wiles he experienced? I bet he hides it though because societal expectations or whatever lol and people thinking he a man, he look like he wanna be spoiled and pampered, I honestly used to think he was closeted but I realised he's a total bottom and a lover of women. Like if you ask him why he a hoe he'd say he can't help it but he actually can. He's like the meme cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon role. Lemme stop but istg I know you feel what I'm talking about?? He'd be so hopeless. He's probably waiting for someone to take the reigns lol. He hella hypergamous but he's the fem? He's a total infp idgaf what anyone says and waiting for life to happen. He a tender ass man and btw.... he look like he likes the coco. Out of majority of k-celebs who would do more "appropriate" foreigners, he strikes me as liking the strong independent curvy types lol. Like the type to fetishise strong women but with him it ain't a fetish, I think he genuinely loves a strong mama type. He always looks like someone with so much love to give but he's afraid at the same time. Like he accidentally idealises people. Maybe that's what hurt him in the past lol? People being what he didn't think they were? He's perfect for any woman that wants a stay at home dad and a man who worships the ground she walks on. Like he cooks and cleans too, I've seen his vlogs. Girl he makes candles too, reads poetry, bakes and paints. Lemme stop ✋ He's literally the meme "mommy tell me what to do". Idk why women think he's hot, all I see is boy with big muscles that needs to be pet. Istg he believes in the one. Anyway lemme see myself out LOL. I love his energy though, I can turn his life around. 👅 He looks like he'd be a good boy if you tell him enough. 😂 btw I just re-read what I wrote because I was just channelling LOL and I'm cracking tf up!! These fans would hate my blog if I started it 💀🤣

Sincerely,

— Lip Service Girl 💄

Oh my god girl 💀. I can't decide if I think your insane or brilliant

Either way, I agree on how you described him. He's very much giving water sign and the mommy energy fits his Venus in cancer. He's just a guy that finds love to be painful but also loves the pain that it brings.

[scratchyemporium]

as requested by one of my followers, i come with some body-and-mind-based sundowner headcanons! (again, i am not an expert at this, as i haven't reached the sundowner fight yet or an expert in whatever i discuss! i might be completely wrong in some cases!)

1. sundowner was definitely in new york during 9/11. wild start, right? well, think about it. he's been in the iraq war and afghanistan when he was still in the military, obviously due to america's war against terrorism. hell, he's a die-hard war fan! (sundowner quote to back this up: "business ain't been the same since they shut down SOP. "a clean break from the war economy." well some of us liked that economy. how's an honest warmonger supposed to make a living?") he's all about war since he claims through words and actions that war is the only thing that pleases him anymore, and this terrorist attack pushed him even further to his obsession with full-out war. if he wasn't there when the twin towers fell, he has at least watched it on the news and got all excited about it.

2. sundowner has always been bald (or on the verge of it. always. of course he's bald with a codename like sundowner. he's destined to have instant hair loss. even in his childhood and before he was a cyborg, he's either had a buzzcut or eternally bald from when he was just a baby. besides getting his name from the blood on his blades looking like a sunset, he only names himself sundowner just because he wants the sun to not shine on his bald head!

2.5. irrelevant headcanon that i made just because i want to make fun of sundowner: despite being bald all the time, he does have peach fuzz. he's no hair but all fuzzy. no top, all bottom! i'm getting off topic now.

3. sundowner is heavily based off of a shogun, or samurai leader. obvious, right? shoguns are powerful leaders from feudal japan with mass control over land and armies. who else also has that power? sundowner, of course! even though he doesn't have the slightest clue of what a japan even is, he does share many qualities with a shogun, like powerful military and territorial control, as he is the leader of desperado after all. what's even cooler is that he's supposed to be a heavily armed samurai, like mentioned in the concept book of metal gear rising!

4. sundowner's QR-code is actually scannable and it leads to a website. i wouldn't put a code on my forehead for no reason, and i wouldn't put sundowner as a guy who just has a code on his head for literally no reason. i actually have two theories as to what the code leads to...:

it leads to the manufacturer of the cybernetic parts sundowner uses' website for a free promotion (and even just an advertisement for the curious folks, really).

it leads to a youtube video, specifically a rickroll or another meme song to insert his dominance over others.

obviously, it could be so much more than just those two, but c'mon, if the codes were blank, that'd be an entire endless trolling opportunity wasted!

5. sundowner's machetes can be at least 111 degrees fahrenheit (about 44 degrees celsius) but could be at most 550 degrees fahrenheit (about 288 degrees celsius). oh wow, finally some actual science? well, not really. remember sundowners introductory scene, where he killed the two guards and kidnapped n'mani? remember the second guy he killed, where he cut his entire head off? this is where the theory about the burning blades kicks in. in the cutscene, there's a distinct sizzling sound from where he's cutting the guy's head as a trail of steam or smoke came off of where said cut was. this is proof that sundowner is actually cauterizing (the act of burning someone's wounds with a very hot tool) the poor guy while he's already getting his head cut off!

with such facts, it can be assumed that his machetes are as hot as the sun.

6. sundowner hasn't grown up from his childhood (yet). i know this is a low blow, but what if he was taught to love war by his parents, specifically his father or another male adult figure in the family? what if he was bullied by the kids at his school because of his average grades in school and his family's financial status hindering him to have such fancy toys as the others? what if he was actually the bully at school? as he says right before his intense battle against raiden...:

7. another biased one, as always: surprisingly, unlike monsoon, sundowner could've be saved, but there's a low chance of that ever happening. consider his struggles against monsoon when they were both young. sundowner has been in more wars, but hasn't experienced as much stuff as monsoon in my opinion. sure he may be the leader of desperado, but that's because of how tough and strong he is compared to the others. at his fight with raiden, it's well established that the others have been killed off (rip misty and monsoony), and that only he's left. sure, he may have sam, but sam was recruited only because of monsoon. he's alone against jack and he knows this. but... this does give him an opportunity to live, albeit a small one. "either step down from desperado or die" could've been proposed, but one; raiden's a cold-blooded killer, and two; sundowner will very likely make up his own terrorist group again... but imagine the possibilities...

about 11 hours later and this post being wiped out once after i was almost done with it, i'm finally finished! this was surprisingly more entertaining and fun than what i expected. maybe sundowner isn't that scary of a guy after all...

(i'm joking. he still scares me.)

of course, you can ask me about who i should do next through reblogs or replies! i'm always eager on researching characters for the public!

[missnobodymadness]

AOT OCS Show and Tell Days: Day 1

Saw this and decided to join the fun with my girl because you know...she is extremely important to me and I need to tell everyone about her as much as I can. :'D

Day 1: Basic Introductions

Name: Evelyn Thorburn Gender: Female Age in setting: 16 (850); 20 (854)

Bold all of the following that apply to your OC!

Context: Canon Setting | Modern AU | Other AU

What niche does your OC serve for you? Self-insert | Completely original character | Self-shipping | Roleplaying | Writing fics | Creating art | Only the scenarios and adventures that I imagine inside my head and share with no one! get fucked I ain't creating shit | Something else

A Bit More

If your character is in the AOT canon setting, what's their allegiance? Survey Corps, Military Police, Marleyan, Warriors, etc?

She was a Survey Corps member, becoming a member of the Special Squad later but now serves Marley as a cadet (it's a long story :'D).

If your character is from an AU, what's their occupation?

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Do you ship your character with a canon character? If so, who?

She has an unrequited love for Reiner, the poor thing never had a chance, the bastard didn't even realize it until she died for him. At a certain point of my fic, Evelyn starts to question her feelings for Pieck as she noticed how different she felt around her despite her feelings for Reiner. Evelyn is fascinated by her intelligence and finds her personality very curious, for her, Pieck is a mind ahead of its time, she really admires her.

Yes, Evelyn is just an indecise person. Yay.

Do you have any cute art or picrews of them together? Let's see one.

I wish...I am not an artist myself and couldn't really find a Picrew that would fit their physical features, HOWEVER, I talked with a good friend of mine about ordering a commission of Evelyn and Pieck this month, I'm just waiting to have enough for the payment, pretty excited though!

Character Creation

How long have you actively been developing your OC?

I created Evelyn only three years ago and have been developing her since then, only very recently I had the pleasure to finally buy her a reference sheet from the amazing horizonzbusy!

Is there any significance behind your OCs name?

To be very honest, not much, I just really loved that name and how it sounded, I then did a fast research on it, finding out it is European with french and german roots, seemed like a good fit for an AOT character and decided to use it.

If your OCs appearance is based on yours, do they have any different features?

She is not based on my appearance, at all.

Is there anything you want to try doing with your OC that you haven't yet? (ex RPing, art, fics, etc)

Lots of things, to be honest! From memes to animation (this will probably never happen because I don't have that cash buuuut).

This was honestly very nice to do and I am so grateful that I came across this! Thank you for doing this, @shingekinomyfeelings !

[indecisive-dizzy]

Hi bestie I’ve been obsessing over DearDollops so badly that I’ve forgotten about Howdy/Daisey (any ship name ideas for them? I can’t think of one :,3) so yay ideas

I feel like the first few times they hung out (before they caught feelings/knew each other well) Howdy was a bit dismissive of Daisey, but not willingly. He’s just like that in the beginning, but he warmed up to them

Howdy loves their guitar playing, he plays piano with Daisey when they have free time

If Howdy becomes a butterfly, Daisey definitely helps him adjust and gushes over how pretty he is. They definitely comfort him if he has complicated feelings over it

They totally help Lizzy with her hotel, Howdy gives her business/financial advice while Daisey helps decorate and add some plant life to the hotel’s exterior

Unrelated but Lizzy’s hotel is called the Butter-Bee Hotel :3

Daisey was really nervous to introduce themself to Howdy’s family during the holidays, but they all got along great :D

Howdy met Daisey’s family and they all liked him, besides a couple cousins (WHY ARE THEY ALL HATERS-)

Daisey beat them up so it’s okay 👍

Idk why but I could totally see Daisey sleeping in late and Howdy (who woke up an hour earlier) would happily and energetically burst into the room and say something like “Wake up, my little flower petal!” (Or something idk any nicknames :,)), and he’d blow an air horn to wake them up

It does but Daisey throws a pillow at him in annoyance

Daisey isn’t the biggest coffee fan, but they love when Howdy brings them coffee in the morning. He knows just how they like it and he doesn’t bother them about it or ask them to try it another way

Daisey totally has stuffed animals there and cuddles them when they sleep. Howdy will never admit it, but he purposely pushes them off the bed in the middle of the night so he can cuddle his partner

He doesn’t cook often, mainly just throwing things into a pot and cooking them like that, so Daisey helps by buying him cookbooks so he can learn some recipes that aren’t just pre-made stuff you heat up

They feeds the birds whenever they can. Birds live Howdy, Howdy tolerates birds, and birds chase Daisey around for sport. Daisey is a little scared of them but they’re friend-ish with birds

Daisey has a fire phobia, so they try to avoid big fires whenever they can. Howdy helps them get used to them by taking them camping and making s’mores with them. They’re at a reasonable distance and they get a nice little treat out of it

Sometimes when Daisey sleeps in, Howdy just carries them in one of his arms while he gets himself and his bodega ready. Sleepy spouse gets carried around like a teddy bear

Barnaby totally cracks jokes about it whenever he comes by the bodega and Howdy’s just carrying his spouse like that

Fluffy fur is perfect to bury your face in! 10/10 Daisey would definitely recommend

I’m so insane about them omg I love them

*cracks knuckles* Ow- I have little in terms of ship names, as I have been stumped! But I'll give what I got! plus bonuses hehe

FlowerShop or FloralShop

GardenSale

HowdyaDaisey (long, but based on Howdys full name)

CaterpillarFood (This is a Joke lol. Some caterpillars eat daisies, I thought it was funny)

Bonus: InStitches (unfortunately would fit Barnaby/Daisey better. but that ain't happening(?))

anywho! I think howdy is dismissive of everyone until he gets too know them more. like he's gotta put down the business (scammer) persona and see them as more than customer

Howdy playing piano is a hill I will die on <3 thank you I love the idea of them playing music together

Butter-Bee Hotel is an amazing name and sounds edible. I'm going to eat it <3

Howdy advertises the air horns but adds a warning label "Warning: May result in pillow to the face" lol

Jealous Howdy is funny especially over stuffies. Insert that meme "Me, my spouse, and their pile of various stuffed animals" ajfnahfhjfj

Buying Howdy a cookbook sounds cute, don't get me wrong, But this is Howdy Pillar. Howdyadoo (middle name pending) Pillar. He loves his spouse but he doesn't have the time of Day to be learning "from scratch" recipes. He thinks he's got it all figured out and doesn't need "some, lovingly gifted, book" to tell him how he should be eating his dinner.

He will then Turn his four legged ass around and cook Daisey a full course meal from the book. Because he's (a simp) got to prove that he Can cook.

cough- uh anyway birds! Why are they mean to Daisey? Howdy go shoo them away

Step 1: Carry Tiny Spouse. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit.

Alternatively

Step 1: Be Carried By Large Husband. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit.

Barnaby would joke and Howdy would have to shush him so he doesn't laugh to hard and wake Daisey up, if they aren't already.

[eorzean-capitalist]

saw this post earlier about wearing t-shirts of bands you don't even like just to mess with gatekeepers.

I'm reminded of like... 17 year old me. (I think I was 17, the friend who accompanied me to this concert keeps swearing we were 16, idek anymore. I'm old ok?)

Went to see Metallica, for their Black Album tour. It was my birthday present. My friend flew down from Michigan to go with me cause we were both huge fans.

I was a scrappy thing, absolutely in my teenage rebellion phase. Precocious, I guess.

As the opening band played (Candlebox), I got in line to get a t-shirt. There was this guy behind me, and I kinda remember wondering why he was wearing a trench coat. This was before the days of internet memes about M'lady Fedora guys. It was mid-May and the day was actually pretty warm, sunny, and the outdoor arena was packed full of people. Trench coat guy looked kinda weird, that thing had to be hot.

So he starts chatting with me. Remember, I am precocious 17... er maybe 16 year old at this point. I'm at my first metal concert ever and I am absolutely over the moon about it. This guy looks early 30ish, and he's subtly making passes at me. I ain't interested. But it passes the time in line.

So he asks me how old I am and I'm like not going to tell this guy the truth. I think I told him I was 18 or 19. And he starts making noises about me being a baby. And he's "been a fan of the band since the early days".

Insert inner eye roll from me. I had every single one of the band's albums. I was a fan and student of all things Metallica. What's age got to do with this?

So he starts asking me questions, the typical gatekeeping crap. Of course I can answer them. Then he thinks he pulled out his coup de grace I guess. He asks me who their original bassist was.

Which, of course I knew. JFC it was Ron McGovney. And he laughs at me! He laughs cause who tf is that? It was Cliff Burton.

My dude. Don't come at teenage girls with this bull crap if you don't know your own shit. Especially autistic ones who made the band a hyperfixation for years and learned every scrap of dumbass trivia about the band that they could.

And I told him as much, giving him the encyclopedic rundown of Ron's tenure with the band and when he left and the alleged reasons why.

Insert guy behind him laughing. Full on laughing so hard he nearly doubles over. I hadn't even noticed the guy. But he was a big guy, tattooed and muscled arms. Way taller than trench coat guy. (Tbf though, I was also taller than trench coat guy.)

When he finally stops laughing he says, "She's right."

Trench coat guy's face was beet red at this point. I dunno if it was because I showed him up or because the big guy behind us was laughing. Or both. But he bolted out of the line. We were maybe 6 or 7 people away from the t-shirt kiosk by then but he trotted off into the crowd and I did not see him again.

I got my Sad but True t-shirt and the guy behind me asked me to wait up for him. He walked me back to my seat. (His name was Otto, how freaking fitting honestly.) Just in case trench coat guy's ego was so damaged he required revenge to alleviate the damage.

I wonder if Otto even remembers that. And if he sometimes thinks of that kid he overheard schooling some d-bag gatekeeper while standing in line for the t-shirt kiosk.

It's been a great story to tell over the years. I hope trench coat guy eventually snuck back over and got his t-shirt though.

[sungbeam]

*clears throat & puts on my mic* why hello my fellow fiery elmo BEAM SOHN!!!

my favourite fic of yours:

two months - if the reason ain’t obvious enough 🤪 patiently waiting for you to read the house tour in ✨detail✨ (inserts the meme i sent you on dc)

best ship you’ve written for:

ain’t no romeo - everything abt hyunjae’s relationship with yn in this was so cute i was giggling throughout the whole fic like 🥹🥹🥹 they are the funniest and sweetest duo imo

a fic i haven’t read from you but i will soon!!:

剪刀石头布 - ofc i love my junjun so i’ll def get to this one day!! and your svt fics that you take pride in ofc 💕

what i like most abt your writing:

ummm literally everything???? gurl you’re my 妹妹 and yet this 姐姐 literally looks up to you like???? the way you’re able to convey your stories in your own unique ways/the way you describe the flow of the plot/your word of choice is just 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

a fic im excited for you updating/posting:

liu series - obviously duh. and we know which season im most excited abt 😌😌😌

crimes of passion - hey alexa play passion fruit but change it to “oooh gimme that crimes of passion!!!”

a fic of yours i reread:

gurl ive reread so many of your fics from time to time but the most recent one would be party people!!

if i've ever shared/talked about your fic to someone else:

all the time??? lol ive pretty much dumped your fics to so many of my moots at this point like “YOU HAVE TO READ THIS ISTG”

a fic I didn't expect to like so much:

simple gifts - hear me out. this was literally the very first chanhee fic i read since coming back at the start of the year and i was???? BRUH THIS IS PURE PERFECTION LIKE LITERALLY FROM THE START TILL THE END 🫠 and it has then marked a special place for chanhee in my heart (i know i dont talk abt him often but i swear he’s there)

a question i have about one/more on your fics:

well not specifically for a fic but rather a general question. when will you bless your jie with more sangyeon content 🥰 (lmao i joke but then at the same time not really 🤡)

anyways, me decides to be nice today cs its a happy friday so yes i wuv you forever my boo i hope this made your day 😘💕

*gives u an immense side eye*....... but thank you jie for your ask skfndknfjd :')))) you've always been one of the most supportive people ever of my writing and you're always so enthusiastic abt it all and i appreciate it so much 💖

pls i didn't realize u would like two months that much when i wrote it 😭😭 i felt so off my game writing that, i didn't know if any of the stuff would hit, but ig it did skfnkenfkf HELP WAIT I didn't know u liked hj and yn in ain't no romeo so much !!!! that's so cool for me to hear :'))

thank you again and again and again for hyping me up all the time too 😔💖 i love hearing ur thoughts abt the fic, as always, and i just trust ur judgment a lot :') and i hope u like 剪刀石头布 !! that one was soooo much fun to write, and there was so few xiaohenyang fics at that time 😔😔😔

OMG WAIT i didn't know u read simple gifts 😭😭😭 she holds such a special place in my heart omg i didn't KNOW U READ IT AHHHHHHHY it's one of my favorite things on this blog and im so warm, tytyty<333 (u have to be patient w the sangyeon content õ_ó)

anyways, i love you thank you 爱你多多 💖

[tumblingdowntheway2019]

Master List Here!!

Another funny af Tears of the Kingdom dream I had, it was so silly but I'm still giggling about it. 🤣😂 Will place it under the cut as to not take over feed! (Also if you hadn't completed the game yet for some minor/major story detail. Parody dream or not, I ain't gonna spoil the game in any detail here without a cut.)

So how it went was that everybody was at Lookout Landing, Purah can be found at her usual spot, looking out at the castle. Except she was more crouched and peaking over the bannister, more so at the path toward the castle, pile of stuff at her side.

Her eyes were just focused there, gripping onto a random vial, that was most likely Robbie's, and Link went up to her and asked what she was doing.

"The hands Linky!! The hands!! Every Blood Moon, the hands just suddenly appear and I'm tired of those *insert creative gloom related insult here* interrupting my studies!! If they know what's good for them, they'd stop trying."

Turns out the vial was full of Sundelions and so was everything else in the pile. Then the red sky appears along with the Blood Moon, music starts and the Gloom had started to appear everywhere.

"Here they come. New day, another annoying interruption." She was readying her aim for a specific spot further away. "Watch this."

The Blood Moon appears and Zelda phases in, ready to do her usual dialogue.

"When the glow of the Blood Stained Moon Shines -" She was suddenly interrupted by the vial smashing against her head, Sundelions everywhere!! "Agh bish wtf?!

Purah presses the button hidden in her little recorder, "I WARNED YOU BISH!! INTERRUPT ME AGAIN AND YOU'LL FACE THE FLOWER POWER!!"

The button triggered a catapult, launching the previously mentioned pile at her, revealing the man of the hour, Ganondorf, well the Phantom Ganon anyway but still him being his own little avatar.

"For the Love of Din, Purah!! Why won't you let me kill you?!" He scowled.

"For that very reason!! And stop interrupting my researching!!" She argues back.

And boy did that one (1) go back and forth for a while. So many Sundelions it was a wonder how Link found any to begin with on his journey.

And this is why, despite Lookout Landing being right there, Ganon didn't just straight up attack it like I kinda wanted to see happen and was slightly disappointed that something similar to Hyrule Warriors didn't happen cause that would have been epic af. That was another dream I had and I'll share it soon enough as well!!

Hope you enjoyed this still little retelling of the dream!! More meme pics coming shortly. 😂🤣

[martadelareina]

Hi if i may join this sharing braincell experience over here!

First of all your post about serving looks thank you i feel validated finally i was watching ep with my fella that i got into the series and needed to stop every time scene changed cause how can this woman look so good each time no matter the situation it's insulting good for Mon tho but she did shortcircuit my brain this entire time.

Second that anon who talked about needing a heart to have heart disease preach both of you cause we all knew that's where they will go one way or another but seriously this isn't what Song died for. At the end fuck both grandmother and kirk even more the fact they made him being the one who set her straight not to mention the fact as you said so yourself both of them woken up after months just when wedding was around the corner, good for Sam so she didn't lost loved one at the end of the day but fuck the redemption arcs. The trio that adopted Mon + the baby later on is just insert Lady Gaga meme here everything we didn't knew we needed, deserved and more. So invested in lesbian drama that her baby almost fell out not to mention being ready to teach them step by step if heavenly water won't work you won't be able to find it anywhere else she is just THE CHARACTER. Poor Tee taking punches left and right we will never forget your sacrifice but at least she got Yuki to make it all better when she isn't busy giving lesbianism 101. Kade not being able to be there 90% of the time just hits different.

Last but not the least about if her parents knew i was laughing my ass off when she was saying goodbye before going to airport because we never got how they found out it really makes it into hilarious picture like oh your boss so nice came to make up with you but shouldn't they be concerned she makes her overwork so she stays over day after day not to mention all the tears in span of all this and at the end ship that saved us all just comes to the house like guess what we getting married and on that note so just you know we dated along the way sorry for late notice, poor Singha almost got scarred with what could have happened in That Scene.

That was a wild ride ain't it happy ep 12 for everyone we got there cheers!

yes yes and yes! like i have little to no complaints about this little show it gave me more in 12 episodes than ive gotten from wlw media in umm, ever? but grandmother needing that final push from kirk was a big bummer. like you’re telling me first of all, song dying because you’re homophobic didn’t do it? getting absolutely fucking eviscerated by our lord and savior khun neung didn’t do it? seeing sam fainting at the dinner table and crying alone every night didn’t do it? but little fucking worm on a skateboard kirk makes it click? get out of here. grandmother was very right when she said the best thing she could do for sam was die.

and god That Scene. it is so funny to me that they were so nervous to fuck because they had basically been doing it for 3 entire episodes. im gonna miss them so much they’re so stupid but now they’re married and get to continue to be stupid together forever and that is so beautiful

[fairymint]

Name someone on your dash that your muse is observing, pining for, or thinks about when they post right now. Are they the same as chars you wanna interact with? 

Self Insert Community Inspired RP meme

My ADHD ass with RSD demands to make everything as Fair and accommodating as possible, or so help me god my brain will beat me over the head- if i scroll by somebody without interacting (regularly), it physically pains me. but at the same time if it ain't Perfect why bother sending it amirite hahahahaha-

my muses have other ideas.

I mean, Felix being a self insert is a friendly guy, though I desire More than the scope of his wants. Meanwhile, I have muses who would prefer to goof off and flirt all damn day or be nonsensical and never have any trouble But Guyyyyssss i'm a Cool RPer i need to do cool shit!

like, i enjoy writing interactions that my muse would find unpleasant or even not what they think they want!

A typical Felix musing is *grabby hands*, he wants to date, adopt, be friendly and stuff, but he is plotting mildly. As a mun i can lean toward wanting to plot more than mildly, which could be too much waiting for him.

meanwhile my others have egos. They just wanna run wild, most of them are strong and wanna quash whatever consequences.

anyways did you know that ADHD makes decision making impossible for me

[eventheodds]

10. What fact do they excitedly tell everyone about at every opportunity? 27. What’s the worst gift they ever received? How did they respond?

a headcanon meme i can no longer find...

@angelictyphoon

10. What fact do they excitedly tell everyone about at every opportunity?

I was originally going to go with photography, especially since it has such a rich history, and very likely the SEEDS ships would have as much about that history as possible, including the various cameras and gear, or the schematics of these cameras and other picture and video equipment, but I'm going with fashion instead.

I'm always amused at how, in the beginning, Meryl would always gripe about her work and how she was hoping to get something nice as compensation—like a Gucci or Prada bag, because even on a hostile alien planet, <insert "you can't fight crime if you ain't cute" meme here.>

She dresses pretty feminine compared to Milly's state of dress but then that shifts when things start really going sideways further in TriMax, but she's always loved the history of fashion and she'd be the sort to look through fashion-centric magazines and books, probably would have, at one point, cut out images on things she liked and made some kind of vision board—because she'd totally make a vision board of her goals and what she wanted. And what would have started out as something she'd enjoy perusing as a pass-time became her delving further into Earth's history on fashion around the world, across time and different cultures, how trends came and went, what materials were most popular, etc.

Despite her shift in careers at the end of TriMax into journalism, she'd talk someone's ear off about fashion and what her favourite eras would be, if given the chance to wear clothing from those decades.

Among her favourites would be the late 70s and the early to mid 90s. Especially, with the latter, the tights and short dresses and knee-high boots. And with the bob/pixie cut she likes to sport would go well with the 90s look.

27. What’s the worst gift they ever received? How did they respond?

This would have been while working for the Bernardelli Insurance Agency, and said present was gifted by a colleague that she didn't really speak to all that much aside from cordial office chatter.

Their gift to Meryl had been a picture frame—which was rather nice—but the comment they had made didn't sit well with her which was regarding her family, or the lack of family photos on her desk. Whereas with Milly, the entire office could see those photographs pinned to and around Milly's desk like some tapestry, and Meryl didn't like how she was being compared to by this colleague for not having photographs of anyone on her desk as all her other colleagues had.

In very Meryl fashion, she accepted his gift with a tight smile and when she knew his back was turned, flipped him double birds and stuck out her tongue.

She had then placed the empty frame in the drawer of her desk and it was never seen again as those offices don't exist anymore. That frame was probably ground to dust, along with everything else in the area. Oops...