#insert that tiktok audio

[conspicuous-clown-car]

lol here it is

[trippygalaxy]

Reader, wiggling furry wolfie’s face while giggling: “You have a smoothhh brain! No ridges or lumps or valley or bumps. All Ideas slide right off, like a water slide! Smoooothh brain, smooothhh”

Cut to Time, Four and Wild desperately trying not to burst out laughing while the wolf stares up at reader, very displeased.

[lavaflowe]

If Wukong got a chance to dress up Xiaotian for the celestial realm😌

[callmerainman]

Reigen Arataka with a reader who works as a model

I always liked the idea of Reigen being in a Jessica Rabbit/Roger Rabbit relationship with a partner, just a funny little guy going out with someone unbelievably out of his league

I mean, he's hot himself but aside from old ladies I think he'd have to put up a bit of work to pick up someone

He doesn't really care about your job, he got with you for many other reasons. But he will brag at least a tiny bit.

So, even if it's hypocritical of him, he will show you off from time to time. Like smirking as people turn around to look at you while he's holding your waist. A very shit-eating-"yeah, that's my partner"-grin. Especially at fellow psychics gatherings and in front of Banshomaru.

But he feels bad afterwards.

"Babe, you know that I'm not dating you just because of your job, right?"

"Taka, this is your third time telling me this tonight"

He doesn't miss ANY of your runway shows. You'll make sure to get him a front row seat every time because he doesn't want to miss any detail of your make up, dresses and beautiful features.

If you're a photo model, he'll come to your photoshoots and just look at you doing your job in awe.

I know he's always like "psychic powers or looks or skills don't make anyone special blah blah blah" but you might be the only exception because holy shit.

Would start taking pictures with his cheap ass flip phone as well.

He's all about hyping you up before shows and reassuring you in case you're feeling bad

Constantly making sure that your work environment is safe. The modeling world can be cruel, so he makes sure that no one is pressuring you too much, or making you feel bad about your looks and body. He wants you to be comfortable and happy with yourself.

"Doesn't your boyfriend worry that maybe you could get with someone else here at the agency? I mean, there's a lot of attractive people" one of your colleagues asks

You laugh calmly "Reigen? Oh, he's aware that there are many stunning people here. But what he's more aware of is that I only have eyes for him"

But if another model is blatantly hitting on you in front of him, he will sneak a hand around your waist or shoulders.

"You're with this guy?"

"There's no reason to not be with him"

My OC I like to pair up with Reigen works as a model, so I was inspired to make some headcanons! Hope it's not too corny

[gay-strawberry]

phil: this is very beautiful and very dense-

dan: *points at phil*

phil: i didnt think it would be so big !!

dan: oh god

phil: did you just call me dense ?

dan: did i just call you beautiful ?

phil: i mean either of those things...

dan: did i just get horrified when you finished that sentence ?

[frownyalfred]

Okay but consider: Clark doing a perimeter check and nearly getting into a fight with Dick, who came by after seeing the news. Clark being all "what are you doing at my house?!" And Dick being all "This is my house wtf who are you?" And nearly getting into it til Alfred comes and recognizes Dick and breaks it up

oooooooh, high strung pack alpha Clark with three demanding omegas inside and “I’ve got something to prove to Bruce” Dick getting into an alpha dominance fight right at the property line until Alfred comes and bops them both on the head? I love this anon.

[seventh-district]

7am, eating cold leftover teriyaki stir-fry for breakfast and crying over blorbos

[mindless-self-pudding]

hit him w the autism charm

[vipers-hat]

Which of my favorite fictional characters is the worst one?

Tagged by @chyrstis uwu

[sigtv]

fresh out the slammer…the smallest man who ever lived…but daddy i love him…loml…the tortured poet’s department…my boy only breaks his favorite toys…

these titles are WILD man. i am literally just sitting here thinking about what it’s gonna be like. someone sedate me

[rexscanonwife]

When I tell you my day has been STRAIGHT ASS!!! So fuck it, Toshinori time I'm thinking about that old man!!! 💖💖💖

[trippygalaxy]

Reader, handing their lover a beautiful bouquet of flowers: “here you go!”

Warriors, confused and slightly annoyed: “Did you get these for yourself?-- (name), I tell you always you are never allowed to buy flowers for yourself—“

Reader, interrupting the hero with an exasperated tone: “Wars, they were meant for you!”

….

“For me?” Warriors asks, his voice rising an octave as his eyes brimming with a newfound joy.

[mulletmitsuya]

Kakucho and Sanzu give me these vibes tbh

[joeydaccord]

feels so good to hear makar and mackinnon with the assists again

[instantezra]

me when i'm about to send bestie an absolutely heinous text about Danny and Sammy

[cowboykeery]

🫣

this has altered my brain chemistry goodnight