#insert like 30 drool emojis

[clock0fmeantime]

we as a society need to discuss how sweaty the ch&t characters would be

[originallandlockedmariner]

Misogynistic? Homophobic? Racist?

As a person who deeply believes that everyone is entitled to the inviolable right to speak your truth, I’m all for discourse on personal opinions. Unfortunately, opinions aren’t anything more than just that – opinions. (insert the adage that likens them to assholes). And your opinions, respectfully, seem way off base.

My pedestrian prose is simply lamenting the days of the past; a time before ‘online’ existed or texting/emojis replaced face to face talks - when conversation was girthy not minimal and cold. My intent was much like Warsan Shire’s ‘give your daughters difficult names/give your daughters names that command the full use of tongue.’ I guess, for you, I missed the mark.

I’ve sat with this awhile, and honestly don’t see the slightest connection to racism, homophobia, or misogyny? In fact, if you actually knew anything about me, you’d know that I’ve spent nearly 30 years trying to squash all three of those very things. Day in and day out. Regardless, you’re most definitely entitled to see my words as the laundry list of negative and harrowing adjectives. Apologizes if my dribble offended you.

formerly @daily-esprit-descalier

PS this is the piece if you are confused...

“Minimize. Crop. Shorten and squeeze. ILY. LOL. WTF. TTYL. Maybe the best proof that our conversations are wheezing and dying is that we oversimplify everything. Oversimplify our feelings. Shrink and gut our heart speak. Give me multisyllabic, hard to pronounce words. Give me words so heavy in my mouth my jaw aches. Nouns too big to chew, streams of drool run down your chin. Big thick meaty sentences that resemble an anaconda that swallowed a whole camp of big game poachers. So keep your fucking acronyms. Give me genuine authentic lengthy real dialogue. Stretch my attention span to the point of breaking. Bludgeon me on they head with your hefty vernacular and drag me to your cave of endless colloquy. Captivate me.”

[thoughtsbeewild]

Most annoying INSTAGRAM COMMENTS BY HARDCORE ATTENTION DRIVEN PUPPET WOMEN WHO BELIEVE THIS IS THE WAY WOMEN SHOULD TALK- ATTENTIONS WHORE TO ATTACK MEMORIAL DAY, LABOR DAY, THEN HYENAS WILL RISE DURING HOLIDAY SEASONS..LETS FUCKING GO

WHERE ARE ALL THE FUCKING REAL HUMAN WOMEN FEMALES AT?

TOP ATTENTION IG DRIVEN COMMENTS

SLAY

COMMIN IN HOT

TE AMO( PUNCH THESE WOMEN IN FACE FOR THIS SAYING)

MI AMOR(AGAIN PUNCH THESE IG WOMEN IN THE FACE, LIKE WHO TALKS LIKE THIS)

WHO IS SHE?? THROWS EMOJI BOMB,

CUTESTEST

PRETTY

MISS INDEPENDENT SINCE BIRTH

FOREVER THE CUTEST

MOST PERFECT ANGEL

OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH TO SELFIE WHORE FEMALE NEEDED YOUR ATTENTION, LETS FUCKING GO

BEAUTY

OMG HOTTIE

BB LIKE WHY THE FUCK DO STUPID INSTAGRAM YOUNG WOMEN AND WOMEN PUPPETS USE BB, LIKE USE THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD DUMBASS

SLAY BB, SLAY THAT MOTHERFUCKER BB, FUCKING STUPID RIGHT??

SUNS OUT GUNS OUT= STUPID GIRLS FLEXING LIKE MEN, GET OVER YOURSELF

YOUR ADORABLE, WITH STUPID EMOJI

LOVE THE VIBE, OMG

NORTHSTAR SHINING BRIGHT ON THIS

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR, CAUSE YOU ARE SMOKING HOT

OMG WIFEY

MY LOVER(ONLINE IG PUPPETS TALK),

LOVE YOU WITH HEART OR LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH TO GIRL TAKING ATTENTION SELFIE FOR A FUCKING LIKE, A HEART

YOU ARE SO PERFECT, GIRL OMG..INSERTS EMOJI

STUNNING WITH EMOJI HEART EYES

GORGEOUS

YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME, WITH FLAME EMOJI

YOU ARE PERFECTION

R U KIDDING ME? DROOL EMOJI, LIKE A DUMBASS

30. QUEEN

LOVE

FUCK IT UP

MY GIRL, MY NUMBER 1,

BADDIE

SO MUCH MORE MORON ATTENTION TALKING WITH THESE FUCKING INSTAGRAM FEMALES..WE MINUS WELL TALK LIKE AI ROBOTS SINCE THEY WILL RISE IN 20 YEARS ELIMINATING US HUMAN FOR WORK...

HOW DID WE COME INTO 2024 TALKING LIKE PUPPETS, LIKE CELEBRITY ELITES AS IF THESE WOMEN THINK THEY ARE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE BY THIER FOLLOWERS, THIER LIKES, THIER COMMENTS, THIER STATUS?

ITS COMES DOWN TO BIDEN AMERICA AND THE CELEBRITY ELITES WHO BRAINWASH THIER MILLIONS OF FOLLOWERS TO WANTING TO BECOME LIKE THEM. THE HORROR THE MADDESS, WHERE ARE THE REAL OPINIONATED HUMANS TO SPEAK THE TRUTH OR WE BUILDING A WORLD OF LIKE MINDED PUPPETS SPEAKING THAT LOVE LANGUAGE? OMG PEOPLE .HELP US

WILL THE HUMAN RACE EXIST WHEN WE ARE NO LONGER ON PLANET EARTH? OR THIS HOW NEXT GENERATION WILL CONTINUE SPEAKING..OH GOD..

[2018shawn]

Can you do a blurb about Dad!Tom greeting his baby in the morning all sweet but when he greets the reader he smacks her butt, kissing her on the lips muttering a “hey babygirl” or something

ooooooOOOOkaaaay so I got a bit carried away I only intended on a few lines but ha HA here we are so anyway he was awake before you, on this particular occasion, although it was normally you up first because you woke up to the slightest sound. but toDAY, your baby had taken a leaf out of Tom’s book and had a little lay in. So when Tom flickered his eyes open, squinting at the clock on his bedside table, he panicked because he normally wakes up to the sound of you cooking breakfast or the feeling of baby trying to crawl all over him when you brought your beloved little human back to bed because you needed wanted an extra 5 minutes of chilling the EFF out because being a mum was tiiiiiiiiring - but ofc you wouldn’t change it for the woRLD.

Tom would smile cheesily as he turns onto his side, seeing you balled up in the duvet with only your head visible and looking pretty much like a lil sushi roll *insert love eye emoji*. As someone who sleeps in as little clothes as possible, he struggled to understand how you could sleep in a full set of pyjamas and the highest tog duvet and still complain you’re not warm enough. It was, however, very much appreciated when he got home late from filming during the winter months and you’d be his own personal radiator.

He watches you for a short time, admiring the way your freckles look like constellations and hair looks like bird nest, in the prettiest way possible. Although he wanted to stay and admire you for longer, he also missed the presence of baby, heart feeling 1/4 empty because you was there, he was there and Tessa was there - at the end of the bed in a lil ball - which only makes up 3/4 of your family pie. Tessa only raised her head before flopping it back to the bed as Tom stretched, legs falling over the edge of the mattress. He was careful to not wake you, taking tiny, quiet movements in order to sneak out of your bedroom with care. Pulling the door shut behind him, leaving it open just a tad, because he knew you hated when it was fully shut, he felt successful and began tiptoeing next door, peeking his head through the gap of the baby’s door.

His heart never stopped beaming, whenever he saw the little legs and little arms and especially the adorable little face - all of which you and him had created, one drunken night, but what a night it was - and he’d never felt so happy and content. The door creaked open as he pushed it and he winced at the sound, hoping not to tragically wake the baby. The closer he walked to the white crib, the wider his smile grew as he looked at your spitting image - even more so when their eyes fluttered open and bright eyes were staring back up at their daddy. The sound of baby giggles and whines filled the room, baby clutching his fingers back and forth to reach up for papa bear and tom instantly swooped down and picked up the mini human. “Hey you, did you sleep well?” Tom asked gently, supporting the baby with an arm under their little squishy bum and hand resting on their waist and the other picking up their favourite baby comforter, where they never went anywhere without. He obviously knew the baby wouldn’t respond but always talked to them like they was the besets of friends bc Tom knew he would have the best relationship with them forever and ever. “I know you slept well,” Tom answered his own questions, booping the baby on the nose with his comforter. Baby bear responded with a large yawn, stretching our their tiny arms and tom caught their balled up fist in his mouth, making the baby squeal with laughter. “you’re a lazy bum.” Tom wandered around doing the duties, fetching a bottle of milk and sitting in the chair in baby’s room as he fed them, singing stupid nursery rhymes with a personalised twist because basic Humpty Dumpty was sooOooOoOo mainstream bro.

You stood in the doorway around 30 minutes later, admiring how Tom was working on changing the diaper, tickling the youngster in between each step which only results in more baby giggles and it was the softest, softest, softest thing you’d ever heard and it made your heart BURST with pure love. The baby let out a gurgle as tom picked them up, blowing raspberries and most probably drooling all over his shoulder, but he didn’t seem to mind as he threw the diaper in the diaper bin, holding the baby’s hands up in the air and cheering when he slam dunked it straight in. Tom turned around, baby still cuddled close to his chest, and stopped dead in his tracks when he saw you smiling to yourself in the door way. “Oh my god I didn't mean to wake you.”

“Maybe turn off the baby monitor next time,” you smiled, walking over and switching it off yourself. You were by no means angry, in fact, you felt completely the opposite after your extra 30 minute lay in and almost felt like a new woman. You walked over to both papa and baby bear, placing a gentle kiss on both humans cheeks, smoothing your fingers over the baby’s hair because tom had not got round to the part of the routine yet.

Tom, feeling completely unsatisfied with the kiss to his cheek, pulled your arm back when you tried to walk away, spinning and pulling you back to face him in close proximity. He leant down, making sure to support the baby’s back so he didn’t do a back flip from his grasp - not yet anyway, the gymnastics sessions would come later - and pressed his lips to yours, “hey baby girl.” he muttered against you, smiling as baby giggled beside you both. He loved how natural you were in a morning, skin bright and radiant especially more so after an extra bit of kip. He pulled away, speaking to the baby as you tidied the cot, straightening all the blankets and such, “what’s that bub? you want to go back to sleep so mummy and daddy can have some grown-up time?! how kind of you...”

You crossed your arms, raising your eyebrows as you looked at the child who most definitely did not look like they wanna go back to bed anytime soon, the sun only just creeping through the blinds. “Nice try, Thomas. The only thing you’re getting this morning is breakfast.” You laughed, trying not to distract yourself and let your eyes trail down his half naked body, or think about how low his sweats hung from his hips or his hair looked like you’d run your fingers through... because that’s why he was holding your child in the first place. Turning to walk out the room, Tom caught you up, letting the palm of his hand tap against your short covered butt, jolting you forward in surprise. You turned around, Tom innocently fluttering his lashes and pointing at the baby still in his grasp. You rolled your eyes, continuing your journey out of the room before Tom did a celebratory dance with his baby, “maybe later, Tom.”

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taglist: @imaginashawnns @fallinallincurls @cosmicholland

[kplovessarah]

100 reasons I Love You, too.

1. Your smile

2. The way you look at me 

3. Your face in general

4. Your absolutely incredible body (insert drool emoji, or 10)

5. The way you say donR’t 

6. The way you say a lot of things actually, your accent is so cute

7. When you say “guess what” and then hold my hand 

8. The way you fit against me when we hug or cuddle

9. The way you talk about our future together

10. The fact that I can really see a happy, healthy future with you

11. When you put lashes on for me, or makeup in general because I don’t know what i’m doing 

12. When I catch you staring at me 

13. The way you make me feel beautiful even when I look like an absolute mess

14. You always ask me how i’ve slept and how i’m doing 

15. That you sit through my country music because you know its what i want to hear

16. The way you dance when you're drunk 

17. Your laugh, its one of my top 10 favourite sounds. 

18. Your heart and the way you care about people 

19. How you calm me down when nobody else can

20. When you constantly reassure me and don’t get annoyed by having to do so

21. Your nose, I can’t wait to kiss and boop it for eternity. 

22. The butterflies you give me 

23. When you text me cute things while I'm asleep so I wake up to them

24. That you still stayed with me after I screamed in your face

25. And continued to stay after I called you annoying in my sleep

26. The fact that you are annoying

27. When were laying in bed and you pull me as close as possible and still say its not close enough

28. When you play with or braid my hair, or put it in a bun that I don’t know how to do

29. Your sometime funny, but really lame jokes

30. Your sense of humour in general, you make me laugh all the time

31. The way you've helped bring me out of my comfort zone

32. You wearing my lennon stella sweater 

33. The way you sing along to songs i like that you claim to hate 

34. The feeling of safety and security i get being with you

35. The fact that when you go out without me you constantly tell me you wish I was there

36. When you decided to be “the boy” when were cuddling and let me lay on your chest

37. That you drool in your sleep like I do

38. How cute you look when your asleep 

39. The fact that every love song reminds me of you and how good you are

40. The way you say my name

41. When you call me annoying for being nice to you 

42. The outfits you pull off, you always look cute, no matter what

43. The way you look without any outfit at all on

44. How we say things at the same time, all the time

45. When you send me wedding dresses you want to see me in

46. The way you walk (idk if its weird to notice this??)

47. When you ask where I'm going every time i get out of bed to make sure I'm okay

48. How you always asked for one more minute when I had to leave for work

49. When you send me songs that remind you of us or me.

50. Your hair, even when you don’t wash it for a week

51. Your obsession with me massaging your knees 

52. That you bring out the best in me 

53. That you’ve made me start dressing like a ... girl?

54. The fact that its been 8 months and I still try to impress you like we just met

55. The happiness you bring me, and how everyone around me has commented on it since we met

56. The way your hand fits in mine

57. Your paintings and drawings, you are so talented

58. The thought you put in to spoiling me

59. How excited you get about tv shows

60. The way we could be doing absolutely nothing and I have the best days of my life doing just that

61. When you insist on cooking for me

62. Taking bubble baths with you 

63. Kissing you, anywhere and everywhere 

64. How every time i stand up you make me wait to sit down so you can stare at my butt

65. The way you’ve handled things meant to destroy you, I’m so happy you’ve never given up

66. The way your voice sounds when you're just waking up

67. That you kiss me before i’ve brushed my teeth 

68. That you made me a video of us on christmas 

69. I agree with you on this, when we do this number.

70. Your eyes, and the way they look when you smile

71. When you say your feet hurt so that I’ll piggy back you

72. When you ask me to get you another drink without actually even asking

73. The way you put your hand on my leg when I’m driving 

74. The fact that your apartment literally caught fire with both of us in it and we can laugh about it now

75. How thankful you always are when I do little things for you

76. The look you get in your eyes when your drunk and looking at me with so much love 

77. How you slow dance with me 

78. How you let a country song become our song

79. That you are always down to drink or get high with me

80. The way you whisper when some good shit is going down in bed

81. How I’ve never felt this way about anybody before

82. That you are there for me more than anybody else, even 100000 miles away

83. That you accept the fact that i’m weird as hell 

84. Your butt

85. The rest of your body parts

86. The effort you went through to help me when I lost my dog, i dont think i could've gotten through it without you

87. That for the first time in 6/7 years I was able to come off medication, because being around you has helped make me better, in so many ways

88. Hearing you call me your girlfriend out loud

89. The fact that we will probably propose to each other at the same time

90. The fact that I’m even thinking about proposing to you

91. Your willingness to try new things

92. When your grumpy but crack a smile anyway 

93. When you let me take a nap

94. When you take snapchats of me taking a nap to say you love me

95. That you always want to take pictures of me even after i reject them 100 times

96. When i’d go take a shower and you’d tell me you're gonna miss me

97. Your strength, you might not think you are, but you are one of the strongest most resilient people I know

98. The way you love me enough to come up with 100 reasons

99. The fact that it was easy to come up with 100 why I loved you too

100. That for the first time in years, I want to wake up tomorrow, and the next day, and the day after that, because I know I get to love you, and that makes me feel more alive than I have in a long time.

[russellthornton]

20 Hot Things to Say to a Guy over Text & Have Him Drooling over You

Do you want to make your guy horny or leave him fantasizing about you all the time? Of course, you do. Learn these hot things to say to a guy over text.

There’s a huge difference between flirting with someone in person and doing it over text. When you’re face-to-face, you’re at an advantage in the sense that they can see and touch you. But if you learn the right kind of hot things to say to a guy over text, you’re golden.

Men are visual, so, it’s much easier for them to become aroused when you’re in front of them. But then again, you’re face-to-face and that can sometimes be scary. I mean, no one wants to say the wrong thing or embarrass themselves in front of the guy they’re flirting with.

Ugh, that just reminded me of some traumatizing moments in my past. So, if anyone can relate to that, it’s me. When I get nervous, I either giggle uncontrollably or stutter. Those are my options. [Read: The subtle signs a guy likes you and is trying not to show it]

The 4 most important tips when texting a guy

With texting, you have an advantage of not being in front of them. And because you’re not face-to-face, you have the luxury of sitting in the comfort of your bed or couch without flinching an inch. You don’t need to look sexy, you can be in your PJs, he’s not going to see.

Plus, you’re also given time to respond, time to come up with something clever that’ll keep him on his toes. And that’s what you want, you want him to be aroused but also intrigued by your brain and words.

So even though I’m always finger-wagging against texting, this is actually a good time to start texting the guy you like. Just don’t send any nudes, at least for now. [Read: 30 hot, sexy example texts to start a naughty text marathon with a guy]

#1 Don’t jump right into it. You want to get the conversation off on a sexy note, but don’t jump right into it with a provocative line. Let’s look like we have some skills here. I mean, if you’re in a rush and text him, “9 pm my place” that’s fine, but that’s if you just want him to come over at 9 pm.

If you want a conversation with him, start the conversation off normally and then if he asks you how you are or what you’re doing, there’s your moment to make the conversation sexy and naughty. [Read: How to initiate sexting without making it too obvious]

#2 Do it when you feel like it. If you’re not in the mood to have a hot and sexy conversation via text, then don’t start a conversation. Sometimes we feel like we have to in order to keep the guy around, but listen, there’s nothing worse than talking dirty to someone who’s not into. He’s going to read right through it, and it’ll put a damper on things.

#3 Take it easy with pictures. When you’re trying to figure out the right kind of hot things to say to a guy over text, I know you want to send a photo of your ass to him but this feature is about texting. I don’t want to sound like a mom because I’ve sent photos, so I’m purely speaking from experience. You don’t want to send someone photos of yourself when you don’t know them. If you trust them, then you can. If not, don’t do it. [Read: How to take a sexy picture and look great every time]

#4 You don’t have to have sex after. When we dirty talk with people, there’s this assumption that you’re going to sleep with them at some point in time, but listen, that’s not necessarily the case.

Through dirty texting, you can realize that you aren’t on the same sexual level or maybe you’re just doing it for fun. That doesn’t mean this conversation has to progress into anything.

The 20 must-know hot things to say to a guy over text

It’s about making the most of your texts. 

#1 I wish you were naked in bed with me right now. Well, if he’s not in his car driving to your house by the end of reading that message, then he has me confused. [Read: How to start sexting a guy when you’ve never ever done it before]

#2 Good morning sexy! Hope you had sweet dreams ;). The wink, of course, is optional, but I couldn’t resist. It’s a cute morning message to send to a guy you like. [Read: Good morning texts to make him feel loved and adored]

#3 I can’t focus at work, I keep thinking about what you did to me last night. This message is the perfect mix of sweet and naughty. You’ll have him thinking about last night.

#4 I learned this new yoga pose, I’m pretty flexible now. Well, he’s going to want to test this out in real life.

#5 Guess what I’m wearing right now? This will help him get a visual of you in his head and once that happens, it’s game over for him.

#6 Have you been working out? I noticed your arms in that shirt you wore. Even if he hasn’t, this is a huge ego boost for him. Plus, it shows that you’ve been checking him out.

#7 If you could do anything to me right now, what would you do? Oh, he’s going to answer that as fast as he can. [Read: 20 sexy text messages to start a naughty conversation with him]

#8 You’ve been on my mind all day long. This leaves him to ask what you’ve been thinking about. From there, your options are endless.

#9 I just found out I can text with one hand. Want to know where my other hand is? Oh, we all know where your other hand is.

#10 Oh, just FYI I’m not wearing any underwear right now. You know, it’s just an innocent FYI. He should know, you know…

#11 I’ve been really misbehaving today. Looks like I’ll need to be punished… If he loves to spank you, then he’s going to love answering this text. [Read: How and when to spank a bad, bad girl]

#12 The moment I thought of you, my underwear was wet. Well, this is pretty hot, but it’s also telling him that he makes you horny and needs to do something about it.

#13 Do you wanna play a game? Of course, he wants to play a game. He’ll play any game, he’s a guy. You could play “Simon Says” or come up with a fun and sexy game to try over text. [Read: The sexiest and naughtiest texting games to stay horny all night long]

#14 Do you want to see my new toy? Having the thought of using a sex toy on you will probably make him lose his mind.

#15 I had a dream about you last night. Well, you can do any direction you’d like with this one. You could make a joke or go straight for something naughty. 

#16 I have a couple things to check off my to-do list tonight. Want to help? Oh yes, he does. He’ll gladly help you with that list.

#17 How you do feel about having sex < insert new place>. Why not get him excited with suggesting something spontaneous and new?

#18 Send an obvious and simple emoji. Emojis can clear a lot of things up. Sometimes you don’t need a hot text full of words. Sometimes, all you need is an emoji. Preferably the eggplant one and the lips. If he doesn’t understand, then he doesn’t deserve it.

#19 I wish you were here right now next to me. Yeah and by the sound of that, he wishes he was next to you too. [Read: 16 fun emojis to make any conversation sound naughty]

#20 I really want to reenact this porn scene I just watched. Well, how can he say no to that?

[Read: Your complete guide to safe and sexy sexting your guy]

If you want to turn your guy on, you need to know a few of these hot things to say to a guy over text. Hopefully, you’ll use some the next time you see your phone blinking.

The post 20 Hot Things to Say to a Guy over Text & Have Him Drooling over You is the original content of LovePanky - Your Guide to Better Love and Relationships.

[lindyhunt]

Zoë Kravitz’s Most Stunning Beauty Moments Ever

The perpetually stunning and totally badass Zoë Kravitz turns 30 years old today, and to celebrate we’ve compiled, to put it simply, a gallery of the most drool-worthy, “how the hell does she look like that?” photos from Kravitz’s Instagram page.

Browse the gallery below and let us know if we missed some of your faves, by tweeting us @FashionCanada.

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Another fuckin selfie.

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@instylemagazine 🌸* out now *

A post shared by Zoë Kravitz (@zoeisabellakravitz) on Apr 5, 2018 at 10:36am PDT

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@rollingstone 🎼🧖🏽‍♀️🎼

A post shared by Zoë Kravitz (@zoeisabellakravitz) on Oct 29, 2018 at 5:36pm PDT

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#emmys. Such an honor to be there with my girls tonight. #biglittlelies

A post shared by Zoë Kravitz (@zoeisabellakravitz) on Sep 17, 2017 at 11:44pm PDT

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This is how i sit , casually in a chair. 🙄

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@afraamba • 👂🏽 + ❤️

A post shared by Zoë Kravitz (@zoeisabellakravitz) on Nov 22, 2016 at 2:32pm PST

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M E T

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Blond like frank. Thank you @majormoonn • 🌊•

A post shared by Zoë Kravitz (@zoeisabellakravitz) on Oct 23, 2016 at 11:16am PDT

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@instylemagazine • out now • 🦋

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Got them #rebeleyes • 👁👁 • @sephora • @yslbeauty • ☝🏽️

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🤔 • American vogue • 📸: #Patrickdemarchelier

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@ninapark why are you so good to meeeeeeeeeeeee?????? • @yslbeauty

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Chips. For dinner. 😞 • ( insert chip emoji )

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💋 | @instylemagazine

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[jessicakehoe]

Zoë Kravitz’s Most Stunning Beauty Moments Ever

The perpetually stunning and totally badass Zoë Kravitz turns 30 years old today, and to celebrate we’ve compiled, to put it simply, a gallery of the most drool-worthy, “how the hell does she look like that?” photos from Kravitz’s Instagram page.

Browse the gallery below and let us know if we missed some of your faves, by tweeting us @FashionCanada.

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Another fuckin selfie.

A post shared by Zoë Kravitz (@zoeisabellakravitz) on Feb 7, 2018 at 7:17am PST

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@instylemagazine 🌸* out now *

A post shared by Zoë Kravitz (@zoeisabellakravitz) on Apr 5, 2018 at 10:36am PDT

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@rollingstone 🎼🧖🏽‍♀️🎼

A post shared by Zoë Kravitz (@zoeisabellakravitz) on Oct 29, 2018 at 5:36pm PDT

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#emmys. Such an honor to be there with my girls tonight. #biglittlelies

A post shared by Zoë Kravitz (@zoeisabellakravitz) on Sep 17, 2017 at 11:44pm PDT

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This is how i sit , casually in a chair. 🙄

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@afraamba • 👂🏽 + ❤️

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M E T

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Blond like frank. Thank you @majormoonn • 🌊•

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@instylemagazine • out now • 🦋

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Got them #rebeleyes • 👁👁 • @sephora • @yslbeauty • ☝🏽️

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🤔 • American vogue • 📸: #Patrickdemarchelier

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@ninapark why are you so good to meeeeeeeeeeeee?????? • @yslbeauty

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Chips. For dinner. 😞 • ( insert chip emoji )

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💋 | @instylemagazine

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