#insane to get prescribed bloodletting when vampires are not real. what a waste. still!
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i've been prescribed bloodletting so i jokingly asked if my insurance covers leeches as well, and the doctor said yes
#insane to get prescribed bloodletting when vampires are not real. what a waste. still!#medieval win! your health insurance covers leeches#i briefly mentioned this to a girl i know as a funny anecdote and she said she knows a lady doing a private leech therapy#and she can get her to do me for half the normal price if i don't want to wait for places that take insurance#and i was like. is there a wait. are there people out there in XXI century waiting in line to get the leeches
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