#innocent himbo

[madmanwonder]

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Crossover Carribean: Pirate AU

When Mulan comes over to deal with the pirate captain that has made trouble for her land for awhile... what was her first impression with the himbo known as Sora? Is he anything that she expected him to be?

"This is the Terror of China. The second coming of Shan Yu?" Mulan asked as she stared at the himbo who was waving at her with a innocent smile which made her heart skip a beat.

[snowberry-pie]

game time. if your ocs were popular fictional characters how exactly would fandom violently butcher and misinterpret their characters

[nightmarerodent]

Raiden to Liu Kang right before he resets time: Remember Liu Kang, the greatest magic of all.

Liu Kang: Friendship.

Raiden: What? No! Really? Friendship? Friendship never saved anyone! Love isn’t magic! What, so when a mother and child die in some back alley in the middle of some war, it’s because they didn’t love each other enough? No! Love is love, magic is magic. And the greatest magic is-

Liu Kang: The devil tricking us into thinking he isn’t real.

Raiden: No, that’s a saying! Cronomancy! The thing we talked about at the beginning of this whole conflict. Kronica’s crown! Use it to control the Hourglass and reforge history!

[scarefox]

the duality of Sun Tananat is always jump kicking me in the face

I mean

vs.

all his workout thirst trap clips

vs.

The damn fish shoes on top of all of that.

He is one of the most himbos and I don't even know. Kinda morbidly fascinated.

[solomiracle]

where did the innocent beel idea even come from i thought we all know that he eats people

[naritaren]

Thigh?

Nope

Ren nodded and saw the taller man wave before leaving the room. Shota downed the rest of his beer and stripped down to his underwear before climbing into the bed.

[spongynova]

Sorry no Star Trek today, I'm late for baby girl's birthday <3

[starkidlabs]

Any Raoul hate makes me extremely feral at this point

[thorneyes]

Rohesia seeing Baatu? 🤔

It's hard not to notice a tall bastard like that, much less a scaly one. The man would stand out in a crowd anywhere, she reckons, and he has to know it. The scarred eye - old wound, she notes, long since healed, with the way he automatically accounts for his blind side - and the other scars scream fighter. Even dressed down with no weapon in sight, that's the sort of man who could throw a punch with no second thought.

And with a grin that's all points, he might just be the sort happy to lean on that. That's the kind of face that knows how to make a sneer.

Not that he's acting the part, just yet. He's a casual stance to him that would look entirely unintimidating on someone two fulms shorter and two hundred ponzes scrawnier. But she's met the sort before that look friendly until someone jabs 'em in the ego, who think nothing of leaning on their size and their swords to make their friends.

She sets her shoulders. If this one tries that, he's going to learn a lesson real damn quick.

(Thanks for the ask! )

[maramahan]

Recently started a new D&D game and session 2 ended with the incompatibility-queer party pretending to be a polycule for Crime Reasons

literally an ace human guy, a gay dragonborn man, and a shadar-kai lady who’s sexuality can best be described as ‘yes’ all walk into a bar and now they’re fake-dating with intention to commit fraud

I’m still very new to D&D, but I can already tell we’re doing this right

[youaremysunshine-court]

himbo voice has got me out of trouble so many times

[garlic-sauc3]

I kind of hate how often booster's character gets reduced to dumb and not a "real" hero when he had proven time and time again he is smart and a creative problem solver and a genuine hero, and he is extremely heroic and selfless when it comes down to it. yes he's the only hero who advertises and does sponsorships and has a company the way that he does, but he is a hero and it's not just for show.

[merakidoll]

thinkin about if plug eren and his bimbo were reversed! now, my girl will still very much be girly pop! weed bags in cute pink ziplock bags, or custom made hello kitty ones! her car a pink sports car with pink everything, her weed being cool names like “bootylicious” or “pinkpussy”! and what would be even better is her himbo regular who she always spoils! “rennie are you sure you can handle it baby?” eren’s eyes were red, his tolrence being really low; the small bite of edible making him touch the moon. “please baby! you know i like pink” he doesn’t really like pink all that much but because he knows you love it, he wants to take a puff of your pretty pink blut.

that night you would absolutely not have given it to him, walking him up to his apartment and taking care of the high man like he was a little baby. the night being ended with you both cuddling in his bed, his hand squeezing your ass as he snored in your ear. now times where you made sure he didn’t go over his tolerance, would end with a cute little spot at a place where the stars shined bright. in your pink car you were riding the brainless man while blowing the smoke into his mouth. “w-why are you doin me like this” eren was growing anxious with your games. you only bouncing on his dick when he jerked in your pussy fixing the position slightly. “whatcha mean?” you whispered kissing his plump pink lips and saying it in a very un innocent voice.

the night would only end when eren took what he wanted. the blunt falling to the back seat floor and his arms wrapping around you holding you securely to make sure you took everything. “good. ass. fuckin. pussy.” he would take bliss in the slaps your skins made together. his whole goal becoming to stuff your pussy and make you squirt. “r-rennie waittt” you cried digging your nails into his shoulder, but it only turned him on more, making his cum paint your walls. to which you felt so full that you squirted everywhere! eren being the nasty slut he was pushed you away from his chest, vastly rubbing your clit making your squirt get everywhere. that being said himbo’s are the best!

[starpros-sunshine]

I AM SO GLAD YOU COMPARED KURAGE TO AN ALTARIA I JUST TOLD MY FRIEND EARLIER THAT HE REMINDS ME OF A SWABLU 😭

I'm these are Pokémon I'd put in his team based solely on vibes I don't actually know if this is at all accurate which...yeah that figures actually

But yeah I thought maybe go with a fliying/fairy type combination because all I know about this character is that he has a fluffy coat and fluffy hat and is a boy that says 'kyaa' and that it is also a himbo (word used?), And so I thought to keep the fluffy theme going because they work well with the coat and flying and fairy were the most fitting types I could think of for someone with that vague character description because...I can't explain this adequately but the vibes fit. That's all I can explain.

[charlietheepicwriter7]

De-Aged Danny, gesturing to a dazed Bruce inside Wayne Manor: And this is Bruce! Otherwise known as the Himbo! Reporters: Hmm, yes, interesting... Bruce: What the- Danny: I'm not sure what that word means. I heard it from Dick, but no one will give me my answer, not even Jason, who is easily bribed. Bruce: Why are there reporters in my house!? Danny, innocent and childlike: They asked to come inside, Bruce! They seemed like really nice people, so I thought it'd be polite to give them a tour. Bruce, filled with infinite patience: I really wish you had asked me before you did that, chum. Danny: But why? We don't have anything to hide... do we, Bruce?

Or, in order to rise to the Ghost Throne, Danny has to complete a series of trials to prove he is capable of ruling (or any other reason, Danny just needs to do trials to prove himself).

The last trial, issued by Clockwork, is thus: discover the Wayne Family secret in two weeks without the use of any of his powers.

He has one shapeshift to pick a form that could endere him to the Waynes, but only one before he starts and he has to get close to the family by his own wits. Danny, after studying the family and reading of one sentence summary of each Wayne, picks the body of a six-year-old little boy that looked like a child Jason Todd.

Bruce: That child is up to something. Dick, third favorite: I don't know, Bruce; he acts like a normal kid. Jason, #1 favorite: I doubt the old man's ever met a normal kid. Tim, least favorite: Bruce is right, but can you please not talk like the villains from Chicken Run.