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Finch at two in the morning: I dunno about you! But im feeling 22! Everything will be alri - *snores*

Mush: huh what?

Jojo: not again *shoves head underneath pillow*

Finch: so I put my hands up they’re playin’ my song! *snores*

Race: are there any rules against waking up a sleep singer

Albert: there not better be! I was having such a great dream too

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Race: Yeeted!

Albert: Yote!

Race: YEETED!

Jack crying: Guys please, I just want to know who threw Elmer out the window.

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I’m going to post my art and see how this goes.

Have a Race

(Like if you save please)

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Finished another!!

Jojo!! From Newsies!

(Do not repost!!!)

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I guarantee!

(Please don’t repost, like if you reblog or save)

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Davey: So I’m bi-

Jack: *hopeful gasp*

Davey:- lingugul I know two languages.

Jack: *sighs*

Davey: I also like guys.

Jack: *spits out drink*

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Jack: Do you love race?

Spot sweating: ... No

Jack: Then why do you draw R+S hearts everywhere?

Spot: It stands for rage and suffering.

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Jack: I can’t do that it goes against my moral compass.

Davey: Your moral compasses is a fucking roulette wheel.

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Race: Why is Davey always doing to laundry so loudly?

Jack: So everyone knows that no one helps in this house.

Davey in the distance: *slams the machine door closed*

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Newsies as:

Due to personal reasons

Race: Due to personal reasons I will be going completely off the fucking rails.

Spot: Due to personal reasons I will be bringing doom down upon the world.

Davey: due to personal reasons I will be isolating myself and bottling up my emotions.

Jack: Due to personal reasons I will now start crying.

Albert: Due to personal reasons I will now be faking my own death.

Race: Due to personal reasons I will not be holding myself accountable for my actions.

Romeo: Due to personal reasons I will now be going feral.

Elmer: Due to personal reasons I am eating lasagna in my shower.

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Race throwing his head onto Spot lap and looking up: Spot am I pretty?

Spot looking at him fondly: Your pretty fucking annoying, that’s for sure.

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Jack: Who’s turn is it to give the pep talk?

Davey: It’s Albert’s.

Albert: Fuck shit up and don’t die.

Davey: *sighs* Thanks Albert.

Race wiping away a tear: So inspirational.

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Race: From now on we will be using codenames. I’m ‘Eagle 1’

Race: Albert is ‘been there done that’

Race: Spot is ‘currently doing that’

Race: Elmer is ‘it happened once in a dream’

Race: Katherine is ‘if I had to pick a girl’

Race: And Jack is ‘eagle 2’

Jack: Oh thank god!

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Jack: We have to cut down on expenses. Is there anything we can live without?

Albert: Probably Race.

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Davey: What’s wrong with Race?

Jack: He doesn’t handle his alcohol very well.

Race: I’m going to steal the Declaration of Independence!

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Finally we raising the steaks!

(Please don’t hate me)