#inigo montoya movie

[citrussunrises]

inigo montoya, my beloved

[pigeon-princess]

This is true love. You think this happens every day?

[spinchling]

The two most romantic lines in cinema history are "As you wish" from the Princess Bride and "I can fix that" from Holes.

[pedroam-bang]

“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

The Princess Bride (1987)

[your-fave-gets-saw-trapped]

Inigo and Fezzik (the princess bride) are in the Bathroom Trap (saw i)!

requested by my father again

[go-go-gadget-autism]

the princess bride explained badly and also from memory

buttercup: i like playing in the mud and being dirty raahhhh

wesley: i brought you a pail of water

buttercup: kill yourself farm boy

wesley: as you wish

buttercup: i’m really pretty now and i have a crush on farm boy, many men are coming to be my suitor but i have only eyes for this boy who lives in a little mud hut outside of my house

prince guy i forgot his name: fuck you and your farm boy i’m going to torture your boyfriend to the brink of insanity so that you will only be mine

buttercup: noooooo aaarrrggghhhh

hunchback vizzini guy: we are going to kidnap the princess

andre the giant: i like to rhyme and i also like peanuts :))

hunchback: kill yourself

inigo montoya: you’re a dick and you keep using words wrong

buttercup: why did you kidnap me that wasn���t nice

vizzini: shut up or i’ll cut your throat

man in black who’s definitely not wesley: i’m gonna kidnap the princess from you kidnappers

inigo montoya: fight me first and then i’ll have a really cool flashback scene where i kill the guy who killed my dad and then i also discover you’re a master swordsman which is craaaazy cuz i thought i was the only master swordsman and then i lose but don’t die because i’m pretty and also need to be used for plot later on

man in black(not wesley deffff): poggers

andre the giant: i’m going to wrestle you and then get trapped under a rock but live also for plot later on

man in black: poggers

vizzini: we are going to play a game of luck and if you lose i kill this bitch, one of the cups are poisoned

MiB: i will drink this one

vizzini: dummy, don’t start a land war in asia and don’t play a game of luck with a sicilian! dies

MiB: i poisoned both of the cups with iocane powder cause i built up a resistance. come here princess

buttercup: get away from me you creep

MiB(wesley????): assss youuu wiiissshhhh…… falls off a cliff

buttercup: aw fuck. also falls off a cliff

wesley: now we’re both fucked, i would have been able to climb back up cuz i’m a big strong testosterone man and you’re not. oh well looks like we’ll have to go through snake forest and poison quicksand desert to get back to the city

prince king guy: loser i’m stealing her again

wesley: ahhhh i must be dead

inigo and andre: hey witch man bring this dude back to life

witch dude: shit man sure i’m good with dead people and i hate my hag wife

buttercup: i’m going to kill myself and have repeated dreams of my tit milk being so sour my children die

wesley: nooo aha your boobs are so sexy don’t kill yourself

princess: we must run away

inigo: wait maybe this is actually the moment we’re i get the cool fight i kinda forgot??

buttercup: wesley we must ride away together and end the story in a way that’s a little bit confusing but we’ll probably have a happy ending weeeeee go horse goooo

[gilmores-glorious-blog]

this is the sexiest scene in cinematic history and you can not change my mind

[deathtokillian]

The sword fight scene between Westley and Inigo Montoya made me trans….and very gay.

[xxsatanstrashmouthxx]

I just watched The Princes Bride, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, and saw. Bitch I am unwell I need Cary Elwes to speak directly into my soul and hold me for a bit as Westley but then I need him to tell me to cherish my life as Dr.Gordon.

[moregaythanyourealized]

YEAH I’LL SAY IT

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I don’t think there’s enough fanfiction for the princess bride, if you haven’t seen it, go watch. If you like action/romance/adventure/comedy movies go watch. You like hot actors in period clothing? Go watch.

[branddmc]

Mood today.

[whowouldwininafite]

[pedroam-bang]

“As you wish...”

The Princess Bride (1987)

[starryeyedraven]

Kinda wild that it’s taken me like 10 years of watching The Princess Bride to realize that if Inigo did become the Dread Pirate Roberts — as captain of the pirate ship Revenge — he’d still be in the revenge business

[creepie-n-squirrel]