#infragilis e

[kaantt]

New ἀλέξω memes

[aramielles]

@kaantt HERE IT IS EHEE (avec un filtre spécial pour elle)

[kaantt]

Kaamelott incorrect quotes:

[Infragilis-e]

Uinda : I will help you.

Galessin : Is that a promise?

Uinda : It's more than a promise. It's a pinky promise.

*later*

Galessin : That promise launched a love affair so grand it takes 103 scrapbooks to capture.

[kaantt]

Kaamelott incorrect quotes:

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Galessin : UINDA KISSED ME!

Gauvain : Noooooo really??

Isebel : Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!

Deirdre : You need to tell us EVRYTHING!

*meanwhile*

Uinda : And I kissed him.

Elias : Tongue?

Uinda : Yes.

Elias : Cool.

[kaantt]

Kaamelott incorrect quotes:

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Uinda : Will you please apologize?

Galessin : Sure, but I'll warn you, this will make me a better person, and that's not the Galessin you fell in love with.

[kaantt]

Kaamelott incorrect quotes:

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Galessin : *delivering a really serious speech*

Uinda : *in the crowd* TAKE IT OFF!

Galessin : *sighs* My wife everyone.

[kaantt]

Kaamelott incorrect quotes:

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Dagonet : Little girls who kiss frogs expect them to turn into you.

Galessin : Oh come on I'm not that good looking!

Dagonet : Yeah, you are!

Uinda : Yeah you kinda are.

[kaantt]

Kaamelott incorrect quotes:

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Uinda : You're a lot more kind and patient than everyone says you are...

Galessin : Well, that's because, unlike them, you're not a fucking idiot.

[kaantt]

Kaamelott incorrect quotes:

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Uinda : I don't know how to tell you this, but you're in love with me.

Galessin : What?... Oh my god, I am.

Gauvain : What type of confession did I just witness?

[kaantt]

Kaamelott incorrect quotes:

[Infragilis-e]

Uinda : We're going to the village, so I expect you to be on your best behaviour.

Galessin : Yeah kid, listen to your mom.

Uinda : I was talking about you love.

[kaantt]

Kaamelott incorrect quotes:

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Uinda : It's so beautiful out here.

Galessin : And so quiet.

Uinda : Wait... Why is it so quiet?

Galessin : WE LOST GAUVAIN AND GARETH!

[kaantt]

Kaamelott incorrect quotes:

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Galessin : God, you wanna fuck me so bad it must hurt, huh?

Uinda : I'm gonna' fuck you so bad it'll hurt.

Galessin : I don't think that came out the way you meant it, but yes please and thank you.

[kaantt]

Kaamelott incorrect quotes:

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Galessin : *accidentaly brushes Uinda's hand with his own*

Uinda : ...

Uinda : *aggressively holds Galessin's hand*

Uinda : Fucking commit to it.

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Kaamelott incorrect quotes:

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Gauvain : I could never date a big man-

Uinda : *staring at Galessin* Why? Big man equals big hugs. Big hugs warm. Safe.

Gauvain : Okay, well I could never date a short man-

Galessin : *staring at Uinda* Small human. Perfect size for holding. Hold small human like cheeseburger. Wear small human like backpack.

Gauvain : Okay. I'm leaving.

[kaantt]

Kaamelott incorrect quotes:

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Uinda : Come on, I'm not that obsessed with Galessin.

Elias : Last time you were staring at him with bubbling love, your cauldron burst out everywhere.

Uinda : ....

Uinda : Ok, maybe just a little bit.

[kaantt]

Kaamelott incorrect quotes:

Arthur : How do you plead?

Galessin : I never plead.

*Uinda and Gauvain watching from the sidelines*

Uinda : ... Dumbass.

Gauvain : I neVER PleaD! Wel he should if he wants to get rid of his attempted murder charges.

Uinda : This is his 5th attempted murder charge.

Gauvain : If only they could charge him with "excessive dramatism".

Uinda : I can't believe the cause of every single attempted murder charge was because someone didn't like his hair.