#inflagrante delicatessen

[stirdrawsandreblaws]

What do you call an honest song sung by Ol' Blue Eyes?

.....im stumped, what?

[u3pxx]

Hi, the post about tangelo the cat is a scam. If anyone sends you an ask about donations for their cat out of the blue, it's the same.

ach, i was worried about that :^( i did a search beforehand to see if there were any prior copies of that post, but i didn't see on my search so i assumed it was legitimate. thank you for informing me, nevertheless

[mushewhosta]

top nine first watches of 2023, tagged by @taralkariel (thank you! ahhh I can't believe I haven't seen Weird yet hhhh) no particular order quite a challenge, it was a year of excellent first watches. not sure if I actually liked these the most but I liked them a lot

names in alt

tagging the familar pfps once again: @apprenticedmagician @moss-wizard @cheer-me-up-scotty @scrhtt @inflagrante-delicatessen @corisuana @noga-pupa-twarz

[echthr0s]

ok I have been keeping a list of some absolutely genius URLs I've seen whilst clicking around on this website and I've reached my favourite number so it's time to post the Holy Shit OP Your URL Awards Part 1

some of these are here because of punnery or other wordplay, some because I have no idea what they're referencing (if anything) so the sheer hyperspecific randomness of it made me laugh, and the rest are here because I just think they're particularly neat

and no I'm not tagging them all but if you know someone on this list and want to tell them, go ahead lol

aphextwinpeaks

avatarthelastairgender

chthonicillness

churlingtonbeesecoatfactory

civilization-deactivated2030

dagny-hashtaggart

deadniggastorage

inflagrante-delicatessen

multiple-non-alcoholic-dogs

odin-n-out

orgasming-caterpillar

orpheusdrinkinga40inadeathbasket

ottermatopoeia

quickiecrucifixion

romanticallyactivetoyotaprius

sirlawrenceofherlabia

sugoiney-weaver

the-shania-twainsaw-massacre

thewheelsonthebusgofuckyourself

[helianthus-hellion]

i am not usually a tag game guy but i'm a fan of this one tbh. @kandrakelsier tagged me to list 10 favorite characters each from a different fandom and then tag 10 other ppl, and my characters are

- vax'ildan from vox machina

- ashton greymoore from bell's hells (different critrole campaigns are different fandoms? right?)

- eda the owl lady from the owl house

- yennefer of vengerberg from the witcher

- pyrrha dve from the locked tomb

- general jedao from machineries of empire

- jadzia dax from star trek ds9

- nina zenik from six of crows

- blue from the raven boys trilogy

- zelda from breath of the wild

as per usual ur not at all obligated to do this and if you aren't tagged but wanna do it feel free to say i tagged you in it ✌️

@honeybee-ho @taulupis @chondrichthyesrain @bonedragon @inflagrante-delicatessen @canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit @genderqueer-rat @c2048 @commandrogyne @aquietquixotic

[helianthus-hellion]

@inflagrante-delicatessen

[stirdrawsandreblaws]

had the idea for this a while ago (it was actively in-progress when i was doing the fake green eggs and ham screenshot lmao)

took longer than i wanted because a properly seussian interpretation of the red dragon turned out to be pretty difficult, but i'm pleased with the end result

also!! i really just made it because i wanted a funny mug, but i thought other people might like that too, so: interest survey!!

big thanks to @inflagrante-delicatessen for the idea i doodled in the first place, and for showing me a bunch of the tags as it made the rounds on tungl. i'm glad the art made so many people smile :D

bonus: i had the idea to make a minimal-color variant like some of the older seuss books have, and even came up with a little rhyme, but it's kind of eye-strainy so i put it under the cut:

[mushewhosta]

Tagged by @taralkariel, thank you!

rules: go to pinterest, type [your name] + core to show your aesthetic, then post the first 6 images

Tagging:

@noga-pupa-twarz @cheer-me-up-scotty @apprenticedmagician @corisuana @inflagrante-delicatessen

[mushewhosta]

9 6 people I'd like to know better

tagged by @taralkariel ❤️ thanks! it's so nice these tagging games still exist

Last movie: Kabhi khuši kabhi gham

Sweet/spicy/savoury: all

Relationship status: forever alone

Last thing I googled: yak

Current obsession: cross-cutting art ⚔️

Last song: J CHRIST // Lil Nas X

tagging the familiar pfps: @apprenticedmagician @moss-wizard @cheer-me-up-scotty @scrhtt @inflagrante-delicatessen @corisuana

[stirdrawsandreblaws]

@inflagrante-delicatessen

The peak of hurricane season is upon us and it has been my duty, my very obligation as a Floridian, to finally arrange the 2006 TWC Storm Alert theme into a Kingdom Hearts battle track

[ernmark]

Good luck with the polls, and thank you! This isn't a theory, per se, but! In seasons 1 and 2 of Juno Steel, there's been a recurring theme of neither Juno nor the main villain (however you decide that) getting what they want: Miasma doesn't get her solitude & Juno doesn't get s1 happiness; Perrea doesn't get their Freehome, Ramses doesn't get to be right, and Juno doesn't get closure\support in relationships. I am very afraid for what this means for season 3: the "villain" may not be Dark Matters like I thought\has been presented, and I'm not sure what Juno's episodes will hold

Some excellent thoughts, especially about that pattern. 

I’m gonna bounce it back at you, though: in that pattern, the villain mostly succeeds before that victory is pulled out of their hands. Miasma does get to be full Martian like she wanted, and she does get to set off her bomb-- unfortunately, she’s in the room at the time. Ramses and the THEIA get to make that beautiful flawless NewTown, right before Rita and Juno send it crashing down. 

I do think that we’re a bit late in the season to bring in a new villain, so my money says that the arc villain probably will be Dark Matters (though it is possible that Peter and/or his creditor will usurp that title).

Which makes me think that DM/Mr. ____ will swoop in and claim the four relics and the Curemother Prime, after which our crew will wrestle it back at the last minute.

But all this time Juno’s been really struggling with trust and vulnerability, especially after what happened with Ramses. Finding out that Peter’s been lying to him and plotting against his new family for a solid year, after all the times Juno’s risked his relationship with the others to defend him-- that’s going to hurt him bad. 

[miadearden]

☕ pie is good

A G R E E D pie is excellent

[stirdrawsandreblaws]

while this doesn't exactly follow the weird animal milk reputation, i thought you should know my mom and i found a candy store that sells goat milk fudge

that’s fudge i can eat so A++++

[pandandesserts]

@inflagrante-delicatessen @stirdrawsandreblaws

my silly rabbit

[kalgalen]

inflagrante-delicatessen replied to your post “sometimes…people ship stuff that r bad…because the dynamic is...”

thats literally all shipping is..."I like these folks in a relationship and I would like to see what happens or would happen" not "these folks together are the one and only and correct choice, both canonically and morally, so help me God"

☝️

[macroflation]

if i’d done anything that hadn’t been easily repeatable or had been highly RNG-based, i probably would’ve quit for the day. but all i’d done up to that point was gather stuff and water plants. and then accidentally blow them up