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was tagged by @lolalovesu, so here are my lock and homescreen and the last song i played :) (also supposed to show my pinterest, but i don't have it)

the art is by @/ineffectualvillainy, go check it out, it took my breath away

and here's the song, if anyone wants to find it, it's архангел гавриил by кассиопея

tagging @ray-theoretical-trucker @jewishgayrat @thirrith @elirazantys @prapuna, feel free to ignore this if you want, of course :)

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From one Jon stan to another: Top 5 soft-kink gentle little thoughts? ☁️🌺💕

ohOHOHOHO i had to think about these. i have. many jon thoughts and maybe they dont fit this ask but here you go fdfjsakldjf <3

1. I think this is a pretty commonly held headcanon, but if Jon feels safe with someone, he’s a stage five clinger. He’s lacked affection for most of his life, and by the time he’s the Archivist, people only touch him to hurt him. I think he’s a naturally affectionate person when he gets comfortable, though maybe after the circus, he has to be the one to initiate the touch. He likes being cuddled and carried and cherished!! If you play with his hair or give him a good head scratch he will melt! I’m crying.

2. A little bit of praise goes a long way with him. Even a simple ‘good job’ or thumbs up can warm him up. He doesn’t get a lot of positive affirmation in his life, so he treasures each compliment and gets a bit flustered when he hears them (which, unfortunately, isn’t often). It helps with the imposter syndrome he’s got going on 24/7. 

3. Going along with this, he needs clear visual cues or he has a hard time reading people. If he’s talking, and someone’s nodding and smiling, you can actually get him to talk for quite some time. He wants to tell people about all the information he has stored in his head!! I like to think this is how Martin’s birthday went down :)

4. Patience!! There was a really good post going around by @ashes-in-a-jar that pointed out Jon needing time and space to gather his thoughts and express them, and how he doesn’t really get that in the podcast. Give him time to formulate an answer and he can put his thoughts into words! He’s not good at being put on the spot, and when someone immediately shoots down what he says that makes it even worse. 

5. He likes being guided and told what he needs to do, but it needs to be clear cut instruction. I think about the line ‘tell me what to do and ill do it!’ from the Night Night episode a lot. He doesn’t like being forced to make assumptions and decisions when things have a lot of moving parts, it makes him very anxious. But he actually very much enjoys doing things for people/accomplishing tasks if he knows the parameters and isn’t paralyzed about making the wrong decision. 

I feel like I just made a ‘five steps to get my version of Jon to fall in love with you’ lmao. I just think he has a lot of trauma to unpack that stems from more than just the supernatural (I am once again thinking about ‘Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist’s Grandmother’) and he needs to be treated gently <3

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This is my blog and I'm going to post my own stupid OCs. And there's nothing you can do about it. So there! Ha!

Kas/IneffectualVillain/goddamn ridiculous self-insert/blog mascot.

Typical queer-coded self-aware card-carrying villain. Occultist. Evil cult leader. Former academic who skipped down the left-hand path. Tried to harness the dark and uncanny powers of a Lovecraftian entity in a ritual but was prevented by heroes. In the process they suffered some magical blow-back and found themselves gazing into the abyss, knowing things man was not meant to know and generally having their mind scrambled by cosmic horror beyond comprehension. Lucky for them, they had sold their soul years before so may not be *totally* fucked. Many cultists were sacrificed - blood everywhere- all over the damn standing stones. A remote country house is now tainted from it’s foundations to the etheric plane by the eldritch fallout. What a mess. The heroes had to rescue the villain in the hope that they may be coerced into repairing what damage they have wrought. ...It’s not looking good.

Aesthetic: Hammer horror, campy 1960’s Satanism, folk horror, early c20th occult societies, Lovecraft and weird fiction, cartoonish villainy, 1930’s lesbians. Lots of candelabra, red velvet and dusty dread grimoires. A faint smell of incense, intoxicating brews, hellfire and formaldehyde. Black, red, sickly green and electric blue.

Skills: Vast amount of occult knowledge, antiquarian, has dabbled in necromancy, many forms of ritual magic, and alchemy. Despite what you might have heard they never actually went to study on a mountain under eastern ascended masters - mostly they just hung around Fitzrovia being a drunken nuisance. Some aptitude for housebreaking, book and artefact theft. Is probably independently wealthy; comes from upper-middle class background. Managed to appear impressive enough to draw in a load of cultists. If all else fails, can pick and then lose a fight in a way that the other guy goes to jail.

Chara: Arrogant, haughty, insufferable “genius”. Antagonistic. Self-centred. Arch. Unrepentantly evil. Maniacally obsessed with power and their evil schemes. A bit deranged. First-class evil laugh.

Appearance notes: Sickly and strung out, small, thin, scar on one side of face. Talons. Ambiguous gender and age. Fond of chelsea boots and cuban heels, capes, fur collars and, er....pyjamas.

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I am ineffectualvillainy God...of course.

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username