#ineedtogrowapair

[kvo25]

Gym Chronicles: Probably the best day ever at the gym. As usual, I was watching my gym crush from afar and today I found he has one nice bubble butt, like for days, you could bounce a quarter off of it. As I moved to another machine, I hear this huffing and puffing and as I turn around, there he is right behind me! Let me tell you, never have I stayed on a machine for so long, to "workout". I then finished my workout and he was no where to be seen, so I assumed he was done and left. After strectching, I made my way to the sauna, which seemed empty, but as I opened the door, who is there only there just shirtless and dropping with sweat.... I could not help but stare and thinking this was all a dream. My headphones were in but no music was on but it was not needed as he was just moaning and groaning the whole time and running his body. It was just complete torture. And as always I'm too chicken shit to say hi or anything and he just left. Sigh.... #ineedtogrowapair #gymchronicles #sowet #sexyaf (at Gold's Gym)

[gitzroy]

Aarrrhhgghhh. Fuck you anxiety.

[snakelady]

#contactlenses #pollen #allergies #red #thissucks #ihatewearingglasses #ihatecontactlenses #toochickenforlasix #ineedtogrowapair #ofeyes #whatdidyouthinkimeant #hashtaghell #smartass #iamaprofessional #donottrythisathome #tryitsomewhereelse

[mrcheezguy]

My experience with horror games in a nutshell

-Opens game

-Walks around ever so cautiously

-Hears a creepy/scary noise.... BRING IT ON YOU SON OF A MOTHER HUMPER

-Walks around like a badass

-Sees monster or alien or whatever the horrible thing is.... FUCK THIS I'M OUT

-Closes game

[kerrrybbee]

once again Knott's Scary Farm turned me into a pussy 🙀👻💀 #knottsscaryfarm #halloween #haunt #ineedtogrowapair (at Knott's Scary Farm)

[honeymufffinnnn-blog]

I miss this booger dumpling and his giant nose that never fails to stab my eye. ♥ #allofthelove #ineedtogrowapair #boyfriend #waddacutie

[noodle1993]

Idk how to go on dates

Gets asked out. Chickens out, says I'm "too tired". Stays on the internet till 2am. 'You mean I actually have to socialize with that attractive human being?' I'd rather download free music than make a fool outta myself.

[not-ur-shell]

God, please give me some balls.