#indycar headcanons

[lovelytsunoda]

INDYCAR DRIVERS AS ROMANCE BOOK TROPES

summary: I give romance tropes to my favourite funky indycar men. if y’all actually want to see me do any of these, please tell me in the comments 🫣

dedicated to my bestie @magnummagnussen who helped ghostwrite and give her ideas on a few of the tropes! (sorry for not including sting ray bestie, I have his trope to callum!)

pato o ward

reverse grumpy sunshine!!! pato is a bright ball of sunshine and in an ideal romance book he would pair with a girl who is a little grumpy (just a little bit) and cynical about falling in love and then dear sweet patricio would sweep in and show her just how magical being in love can be and show her that soulmates are real and life doesn’t have to be doom and gloom all the time

josef newgarden

single dad x nanny trope! I can see this playing out as recently widowed josef (probably not the right word) struggling to balance being the only caregiver for his son next to his racing career. cue y/n, the nanny he hires to watch after his son while he’s away and competing. he’s scared to fall in love again because he’s still grieving what he once had, but his son grows attached to y/n and how could josef not fall in love with someone his son loves so much?

kyle kirkwood

second chance romance! he lost her once, and now that she’s back in his life he won’t give her up!! the way I see this one playing out is that maybe they were together before kyle made it to the big leagues, back when nobody in america knew his name. but while she was deciding which ivy league scholarship to choose, Kyle is thinking about his career. she gives him an ultimatum, and he picks racing. so she goes to her big fancy school and forgets about him. but when a family tragedy brings her back to florida and she comes face to face with kyle, who is now a grand prix winner, hes desperate to keep her from being the one who got away.

colton herta

accidental pregnancy!! their relationship was falling apart, the distance and the pressures of colton’s career. eating them alive. words were said that couldn’t be taken back. so they called it quits, he moved to nashville and she tried to keep her head down and finish school. until she missed her period. her world seems to be ending with those two little lines, but she still cares about him. she can’t just keep coltons child a secret from him, this disaster is as much his fault as it is hers. so she goes to indiana the weekend before the 500 and she tells him. tensions are running high between them both, but they’re trying to do right by each other and the baby, and the experience reminds them that maybe they were meant to be together all along.

marcus armstrong

brothers best friend!!! y/n ilott knows that marcus is off limits. since she was fifteen she’s thought all her brothers friends were gross anyways. marcus was always by far the most annoying. fast forward a few years and they’re racing together in the same series again and suddenly marcus armstrong isn’t a gross as she remembers. and has his voice always been that sexy?? but callum can NEVER know.

david malukas

wrong number! let’s face it this man is too lazy to make contacts for half of the names in his phone. he was so sure that was sting rays number. why wouldn’t it be, the man from idaho had typed it in himself. turns out, it wasn’t sting ray at all, but some random college student who lived over a thousand miles away. he starts to text her when she gets bored, eventually progressing to face time calls, and begins to get flustered once he has a face to put with the personality. ends with him flying out to meet in her in person.

christian lundgaard

fake dating! he shouldn’t have done it. every bone in his body told him not to do it but the panicked look on her face was enough to make christian agree to pretend to be her boyfriend to scare off her cheating ex boyfriend, who was making her seriously uncomfortable. it was just supposed to be for the weekend, until the guy started leaving her alone. but a lot can happen on one race weekend and suddenly it doesn’t seem so fake anymore.

callum ilott

childhood friends to lovers! they were always just supposed to be friends, but if that’s the case, why does callum hate her new boyfriend now that the relationship is getting serious? why does y/n still feel like something is missing? cue a drunken night out leading to the hottest sex callum has ever had and lingering questions on both sides about what they really truly want out of life and love.

TAGS:

@clemswrld @httpiastri @libraryofloveletters @sidcrosbyspuck @scuderiasundays @scuderiamh @lorarri

[norgeant]

LOGAN SERGEANT WIN !!!

🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫🔫🔫🏈🏈🏈🍔🍔🍔

[roe-and-memory]

cal and lightning

in this case lightning is the brunette (ryan) and cal is the blonde (josef) . do you get me

[littlebearnation]

hello!! First time requesting so im a lil nervous 😭 how would be the relationship of patoda as a romantic couple? (pato x yuki) thank you in advance!!

never considered this pairing before but i love both of these two so i'm willing to try it

pato o'ward/yuki tsunoda, fluff, relationship headcanons, 430 words

cw: briefly suggestive

there may only be six inches of height difference between these two but pato definitely uses it to his advantage/to be a tease

pato totally loves holding things above yuki's head in exchange for a kiss

yuki always grumbles and huffs about it but he gives in each time

pato is clingy, yuki isn't that clingy so you know what that means

pato is annoying the fuck out of yuki with his cuddling and clinging and his demands for affection and kisses except yuki's annoyance is just an act

pato definitely rests his elbow on yuki's head to annoy him or piss him off

yuki is gonna fight the entirety of indycar if pato doesn't win the indy 500 in 2025

just like how pato is gonna fight all of red bull for not giving yuki a main team seat

each other's biggest defenders, clearly

yuki kisses soft and sweet but pato kisses fiercely and passionately

he won't admit it but yuki loves being lifted up and put on a side by pato so they can kiss without someone straining something

both keep their lock screens as something normal so they won't expose their relationship, but their home screens are each other

yuki's home screen is a picture of pato celebrating post-race (yuki was so proud of him)

pato's home screen is a picture of yuki sat in his desk chair in one of pato's mclaren tops and literally nothing else (pato ate him out minutes later)

subtle matching jewellery that they never take off because they love each other too much

pato always looks forward to weekends when he'll be in the f1 paddock because it means he can see yuki

yuki sneaks pato into his driver's room so they can kiss (and maybe more if yuki is desperate or pato is horny)

pato cooks mexican cuisine for yuki & yuki cooks japanese cuisine for pato

plenty of at home cooking lessons happen with these two

sleepy morning showers together are pretty common - its usually yuki snuggling into pato's chest and trying to get an extra five minutes of sleep whilst pato rambles away and washes yuki's hair for him

sneaking into each other's hotel rooms on f1 weekends

teaching each other their native languages

face time calls when they're in different countries, especially when one is about to sleep and the other is wide awake

yuki worries his anger will scare pato off one day but pato refuses to let something as natural as anger (especially adrenaline-fueled anger) scare him off from the best relationship he's ever had

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[babybearnation]

Hey bear I would like to submit an official event request for headcanons for Pato, Jack, Liam, Marcus, Callum and Christian Mansell with a gn partner with anxiety or autism please

Also the day I became 🥔 anon I had potatoes for dinner so that was fun ❤️

🥔 anon

dude, i'm irish, i fucking love potatoes. please keep in mind that i am not autistic, therefore i am basing the autism section off of a few friends/family members, as well as my own sensitivities with textures & foods, etc. also i know i said only one idea per ask but i liked both options so much that i'm doing both :D

this got long, so everything is under the cut!

gn!reader with anxiety:

pato o'ward:

an actual sweetheart who will never make you feel bad

if you need some time alone, he'll reluctantly give you it, but if there's any way he can stay with you whilst you're going through an anxious spell or an anxiety attack, you best bet he's staying there

he'll hide you from the camera crews and try and make it seem like he's just loving on you, rather than shielding you from the world

if you have any anxious habits that upset you like biting your nails or scratching at yourself, pato will spend ages googling and working on ways to prevent you from making yourself feel worse

genuinely such a sweetheart who will drop everything for you if you start having an anxiety attack

jack doohan:

jack probably knows what its like to have anxiety considering his family and the legacy he has to somewhat live up to

therefore, he's gonna be really sweet and patient with you and your struggles

he may not understand what triggers your anxiety attacks, but you best bet he'll figure out every single way he can calm you down

he refuses to let you feel bad for your anxiety and he will not let you apologise to him for any anxiety attacks you may have

definitely tries to create a safe space for you in alpine's hospitality because he totally understands the desire to hide away and if he can offer you a safe version of that, he will

liam lawson:

aint nobody fucking with his baby when you have an anxiety attack

have you seen this man's glare? he's not letting anyone get close to you and make things worse for you, no fucking way

much like pato, he'd probably be reluctant to leave you alone but if you're in his driver's room, he's a bit less reluctant because he knows that's a safer space for you to hide that just a random side path in the paddock

if you need something of his to help calm down, he will eagerly hand it over. his hoodie? here you go. his shirt? he will walk halfway across the paddock shirtless to go get another one if he needs to. his phone? you'll let him know if anyone important calls.

biggest defender and protector of you and your privacy and safety

marcus armstrong:

must be a kiwi thing because i just KNOW this man be glaring at any camera crews or reporters who try and interrupt him whilst he's with you mid-panic attack

he will literally employ his friends (callum, robert, his teammates at MSR, etc.) to help protect you

it might be obsessive but he always checks that you're okay 5+ times before he gets in the car because he doesn't want you to go into an anxiety attack without him or his friends there to help you

if he needs to, he will educate everyone in MSR or hell, even the entire indycar paddock, on how to deal with anxiety attacks and what to do if you have one

he is SERIOUS about his job as your boyfriend and ain't no one hurtin' his BABY

callum ilott:

callum will be so fucking gentle and delicate with you

the last thing he'd wanna do is exacerbate the problem so when you're mid anxiety attack, he'll whisper soothing words to you, his touch is soft and gentle, and he never treads too far or too fast, afraid to startle and upset you

like marcus, callum will make sure prema knows how to take care of you before the season starts just in case an anxiety attack comes when he's busy doing media or off racing

he's also not afraid to sprint halfway across the paddock to get you anything you need. water? he's finding the nearest fresh source. his hoodie? already retrieved it from his driver's room just for you

he will go above and beyond to make sure you are safe and happy and you're not struggling - that's the very last thing he wants :(

chistian mansell:

he's already fully prepared to help you way before he even met you because he just seems like the kind of guy who'd want to help anyone out any way he can, even if he doesn't know them

he's very ready and willing to drop everything for you - he'd probably even refuse to get in the car if you were mid-anxiety attack or something which makes you stress out even more bcuz PLEASE get in the fucking car, this is your JOB christian

after that, i think he'll work hard to make sure something like that doesn't happen again - he'll help you develop coping mechanisms or he'll ensure that there are staff members who can help you

if anyone has the SLIGHTEST negative piece to say about your anxiety, he will not hesitate to call them out. fuck outta here with that bs

is not afraid to employ the help of pepe marti and have the two of them make massive fools of themselves if it means you'll laugh and smile and calm down - he'll do it, don't test him!

autistic!gn!reader:

pato o'ward:

once again, pato is a sweetheart, let that be known, hear ye hear ye

this man has about 8 bajillion copies of your comfort items. stim toys, chew toys, headphones, hoodies, plushies - whatever you need, he's got 14 variants in his driver's room alone.

if you find the paddock too overwhelming, pato will never force you to go and he will get the best laptop with the best streaming service for his races so that way you can watch at your own comfort level, even though you're literally in the hotel near the track

pato can be quite loud and chaotic, but he's always so careful with you and he will not be afraid to tell people to shut the fuck up if they are being too much

is so down for your weighted blanket, i just know he finds it really relaxing and grounding after a tough race

jack doohan:

jack is so down to just yap at you if you want that when you go non or semiverbal, im not even joking

even though he's clearly not that important in the eyes of alpine, he'll try and get pierre to get alpine to make a nicer material for his team kit that way the texture doesn't upset you

if you find that touching or playing or fiddling with the hair, clothes or accessories of another person calms you down, he's willing to let you fiddle away (he'll apologise a BILLION times over for shaving his hair if you liked playing with it)

jack is pretty friendly and nice, but he will quickly become vicious if anyone upsets or mocks you. he will straight up not tolerate that shit at all

willing to do whatever it takes to make you comfortable when coming to the race track but he knows how loud it is so he won't ever, at all, force you to go with him if you're not comfortable doing so

liam lawson:

gets obsessed with your special interests/hyperfixations because he loves listening to you talk about them and he'll end up sharing any relevant fun facts you teach him with his fellow drivers/his team

he knows unfamiliar touch can be scary to you so he'll warn literally EVERYONE that they have to be careful around you - he refuses to potentially put you in a situation where you get overwhelmed or have a meltdown because that is the last thing he wants

speaking of meltdowns, he's really good at helping you calm down from them - he knows all the right things to say or not say, he knows which comfort items help you calm down quickest and he's even willing to let you scratch at him if that's something that helps calm you down

ll30 merch will be the comfiest, most friendly-to-you merch ever because he wants to see you rocking his fit and he refuses to let you be uncomfortable when you do

if anyone is weirded out by your stim toys, he'll start fucking using them himself to normalise it. he's not letting you be judged just for how you deal with the world

marcus armstrong:

this man will change his whole life to suit both yours and his needs because he loves you so much and he's not gonna let you suffer

he gives off chews on plastic vibes so if he catches you chewing random bits of plastic or chew toys/jewellery, he's chill - that's cool to him. as long as you're safe, of course

he never hugs you whilst he's wearing his race suit. those things are uncomfortable as hell for him, therefore he can't imagine what it would feel like for you and he refuses to find out without your explicit consent

will shit talk fellow drivers or even the reporters if any of them are rude about you. he does not care at all and he never will

if you're a biter, you can bite him. he likes it. he won't make it sexual if you don't but if you do, he's not complaining at all.

callum ilott:

always carries your headphones in a special case that way, should you need them, they'll be a) easily identifiable and b) kept safe and secure, usually in the bottom of his bag

always willing to change clothes if they make you uncomfortable. in fact, he might even go so far as to throw them out and replace them because what's the point in wearing certain clothes if his baby can't hug him whilst he's in them?

will prep all his friends and staff members on how to make sure you don't get overwhelmed and what to do if you are and he isn't there to comfort you

your meltdowns scare him because you seem so upset and so hurt and he hates that. he hates you being hurt and so meltdowns are really difficult for him (obviously, he knows they are more difficult for you, but he can't help how he feels)

every race weekend he attends without you will end up with him coming home with a handful of gifts that he knows you'll like - plushies if you like em, sweets & candies & treats that he knows are your comfort foods, etcetc.

christian mansell:

well prepared KING - he's got everything you need the second you tell him you need it

he doesn't really have a huge say in how his team kit is designed so if it's an uncomfortable texture for you, he'll try and stay out of it for as long as possible to avoid upsetting you

if there's certain foods you cannot stand to be in the same room as, he'll make sure that everyone knows not to bring it near him or his driver's room - if he has to lie and say you're allergic for people to take it seriously, then so be it

if you go nonverbal and just make little noises instead of speaking, he will very quickly pick up on your nonverbal language system and be able to decipher it damn near flawlessly

christian is another driver who is not afraid to yell at other drivers or, if he's comforting you, he'll get pepe to go and do it for him instead - he's not letting anyone disrespect you

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[raapija]

your tags on that photo of Kyle about being an investor and sponsoring Colton’s car lives in my head rent free. i’m just spitballing here, but like Kyle and Colton have talked briefly, but only over the phone. and then they meet at some fancy event before st pete and Kyles like wtf he’s so hot and they sneak to the bathroom and kyle sucks his dick and then. idk. but there’s a lot of yearning involved and eventually they fall in love

but this was just an idea that came to mind as i was reading your tags lol

I can't stop thinking about it either 😭

It starts out as a bit of fun. Just for, you know, the "rush" of it. But eventually they get to know each other better and oh no, they fall madly in love. But of course, there's a shit ton of angst involved because "noo, he's a millionaire, he practically owns the team, nooo" and "noo, he's too good for me, i'm nothing compared to this weird californian punk rock kid, nooo"

Colton slowly (as if by taking it slow he is somehow making it less insane) moving into his million dollar penthouse in downtown Indiananapolis (or Nashville) and on the other side, Kyle's been thinking about buying engagement rings from like.. day two of meeting him 😭

And as an off-shoot headcanon I love imagining Investor Kyle rocking up to the track one day and everyone being like "who the fuck is this dude" and turns out he's giving Andretti about 60 million a year. And eventually he just becomes part of the grid and is on indycar socials (mostly against his will and hating it) and becomes a fan favorite 😭

[harrysfolklore]

reading labyrinth again just cuz🕺🏼

But seriously though that fic was SO GOOD that I used to read it over and over during my study breaks 🤠

I love the way her character DEVELOPED ya know? Then her relationship w max and Danny 💗💗 I may be biased because Danny is literally my FAVOURITE but Logan too😭💗 I'm glad you wrote in about whatever he might've done after the announcement cuz girl lemme tell u I literally was SO WORRIED when he went AWOL😭😭

But anyway I will shut up now again I love reading your work it's just ugh so good please never stop writing💗💗

AHHH OMG THIS !!!! Y E S our girl really did evolve, i’ve been dying to talk about all the layers about her, how she wasn’t just upset because “franco took logan’s seat”, she was also triggered because her seat was at risk all the time and projected that into franco

I HAVE A HEADCANON OF HER BEING MAX AND DANNY’s LOVECHILD 🥹🥹 like she was part of the redbull junior academy when they were teammates and everyone just called her maxiel’s daughter, they both adore her to pieces

i loved writing for logan as a best friend and i kinda manifested that he got into indycar 👀👀 and the story ending at his party feels like full circle smh

DONT SHUT UP I LOVE TALKING FIC !! i’m so happy you noticed those small details and sent your feedback 🥹

[racecardilfs]

✧♡˖°ʚ about me ɞ♡✧

hi! my name is ivy!

making a lil introductory post with some fun facts!

❧ i use she/her pronouns, and i am very bi 💖💜💙

❧ i love racing, i was raised on indycar, but only started watching seriously this season so if my knowledge seems patchy that's why. i know some super niche stuff and have no idea about some super obvious stuff lol

❧ i don't really have any particular fav f1 teams, just people i do or don't like. for indycar, i tend to lean towards andretti global, although i like a lot of the grid individually.

❧ my fav f1 drivers are fernando alonso, carlos sainz, logan seargant(WTF IS A KILOMETER RAHHH), and daniel ricciardo, and my fav indycar drivers are colton herta, nolan siegel, dave malukas, and pato o'ward. there are plenty of other ppl i like though, so if you want to chat i'm happy to yap!

❧ warning: this blog may contain some haterism, but i promise it will all be in good fun! i dont believe anyone should deal with threats or hate speech, no matter how much i dislike them. i am simply a middle sister and incredibly sassy. pretty much everything i say can be taken with a little /lh at the end

❧ this will be a fanfic blog, but its gonna be inconsistent as hell bc shit is crazy in my life and i am adhd as fuck!

❧ requests are open for p much any driver (NOT ferrucci tho i would never), but if i don't feel comfortable or capable of writing a request i'll let you know! some of the younger guys especially are a little dicey, it depends on the request.

❧ my writings could be fluff, angst, oneshots, blurbs, headcanons, smaus, whatever i'm feeling. there may be some smut thrown in but that shit is impossible to write so we'll see.

❧ i have a few things in the works right now, which will hopefully be finished shortly!

please please please reach out i would love to chat!

✧♡˖°ʚ my masterlist ɞ♡✧

[laceyamethyst]

ngl i feel ever-so self conscious about writing such a long comment (it's long long) but i haven't enjoyed a fic this much in what feels like forever, so if the comment brings you even a fraction of the happiness that you've given me with the mission universe, then i'm glad 🧡

now to invade your inbox with more bad ideas 👀 oscar and lando are absolutely down bad for one another, It Is Known™️, but oscar's also notably very calm, and very good at clearing his head of distractions. so talking to a friend about f1 padel made me think of mission! padel, and poor logan trying to get a normal game in...

then it veered hard left and became 'charles & oscar vs max & lando', but its really just charles & oscar against max because every time oscar combs his fingers through his hair, or lifts his shirt to wipe sweat off 💦, or bends over 🍑 to pick up his water bottle then pours the water over his head a la qatar, or bites his lip in concentration, lando misses the serve because Oscar 😳🥴🤯

(charles is 100% the mastermind behind this. he will stop at nothing to win, including slutting oscar out. oscar agrees because is secretly a gremlin, and has a very good poker face. logan bemoans yet another ruined padel game because lando's being horny on main the next court over)

kthxbye 🧡💜🩷

asjdsfskl okay firstly i just read your comment and i just??? 🥺🤯😭🥲 thank you SO MUCH?! it makes me happy beyond words that you took the time to send me all your thoughts about the fic, i'm honestly speechless, so please allow me A Moment to respond to it on AO3, because you deserve an oscar piastri-level big brained response.

but in the meantime let me scream at you about this padel headcanon because I LOVE IT. listen charles will be victorious and he doesn't care if he has to strip lando of his dignity to do it. charles just stands there and refuses to pick up the ball after every round, which forces oscar to bend over each time 🍑, and lando is suffering.

at first max is exasperated at lando but then he realizes what his fiance is doing, and remembers that he's max fucking verstappen and he wrote the book on how destroy your rival. cue max telling lando there's a bug in his shirt, which makes lando yeet the shirt off his body. and listen even oscar's composure has its limits -- he misfires his next serve, which goes flying and hits logan in the next court over.

logan debates taking the L and transferring to indycar.

[phanofclouds]

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! 🫵

Choose your favorite motorsport (or the one you watch most) and let's form ✨️ a dream team✨️

- Choose your drivers (you can choose any driver from any category, in any motorsport. You can also include a reserve driver if you want)

- Choose your team (it could be a current team or some other team outside of the motorsport you chose, why not)

- Choose your team principal (could be retired drivers, current or retired TPs, random people in the paddock, whoever you want).

- Choose a track for the team's first victory (can be any track on or off the calendar)

- Choose a dream podium (1-2, one rider with friends, one rider with rivals, 1-2-3 on the WDC. Your choice)

You can add some headcanon that you think would happen within the team (drivers arguing, any media scandals, TP fights with other TPs, whatever your mind can think)

hello sof !! thanks a lot for sending me this ask (and sorry that it took me ages to answer), should be fun ! 👀🩵

- drivers: the absolute toughest choice really, i would probably choose carlos sainz and pascal wehrlein, i'd be curious to see what that dynamic would look like

- team: prema is joining indycar, so why not expand their empire and start one in formula e as well? :)

- team principal: i’d like to see nico rosberg take such a job in fe ! mind you, i don’t think he’d ever really want to go back working in motorsports (valid), but since this is all fantasy, let’s assume he would actually really enjoy this + i need even more videos of him speaking in italian

- track for the the first team victory: obviously the home race in misano/rome/wherever ehehe

- dream podium: well my dream fe podium is actually weh - dac - cas, so i’ll say that one :)

[piastri-lover]

request rules:

PEOPLE I WILL WRITE FOR [* means more unsure but can write for] [^ means i would love to write for them, they're my faves]

formula one - lewis hamilton - george russell - max verstappen - charles leclerc - carlos sainz - lando norris ^ - oscar piastri ^ - pierre gasly - alex albon - logan sargeant * - lance stroll ^ - daniel ricciardo - yuki tsunoda * - kevin magnussen *

formula two - ollie bearman ^ - clement novalak - frederik vesti * - jak crawford - arthur leclerc - juan manuel correa - jack doohan * - dennis hauger *

formula three - paul aron - dino beganovic - zak o'sullivan *

formula adjacent - liam lawson ^ - felipe drugovich - olli caldwell * - max fewtrell - mick schumacher - sebastian vettel

indycar - marcus armstrong - callum illot - pato o'ward *

WHAT I WILL WRITE

mainly social media aus, but i'm not opposed to writing small blurbs and other things such as headcanons and moodboards. however, these may take longer and they may not be as good as i've never done them before.

i'll write for any of the people listed above, but i'm not opposed to other people, i just don't feel i know enough about them. don't hesitate to request and i'll do a bit of research to try and work it all out.

i am a student (not over the summer lol) and i work so i'm not free 24/7, but i'll try and work as much as i can and answer requests as quickly as possible xx

[lovelytsunoda]

fools in love!

also known as the valentine's day event!

blurbs and headcanon sets about my favourite himbo men being head over heels for their lovers (and better halfs). contains fics for f1, indycar, top gun & top gun maverick

JAKE SERESIN

warm afternoons spent under blankets with hot drinks and paperbacks

jake’s favourite afternoons were spent with his fiancée and his dog, with hot drinks and a good book. nice and calm, different from his every day. but tell anybody that and he’d have to kill you.

LANCE STROLL

soft moments stolen between wedding and reception

weddings are joyous and festive, but can be stressful for introverts like lance and his wife. so when they were able to steal some moments with each other in the peace of his aston martin between the ceremony and the venue, they know these are the moments they will treasure the most from that day.

TOM KAZANSKY

a traffic jam on the interstate and a diamond ring in a glovebox compartment

temporarily stationed in nevada, tom and heather decide to take a weekend in las vegas to see their favourite new wave band. all the while, all tom can think about when to ask heather to be his wife. part of the heather and tommy universe started in 'tell me something girl'

MICKEY GARCIA

soft kisses shared in the bar light after a game of pool

she would do anything for her nerd boy. except maybe meet his friends in a crowded bar with a pool table where she can make a fool of herself in front of all of her boyfriend's friends. it's a good thing that mickey is a good teacher.

YUKI TSUNODA

a kitchen filled with the sounds of love and laughter

pasta always tastes sweeter when made together after a long week at work. all she wants is to bask in his sunshine. and hes all too glad to share his light with her.

MICK SCHUMACHER

kisses underneath the collar of a turtleneck sweater

mick is gone a lot because of his job, which makes the moments they share all the more special. especially the moments shared in the half light before he has to go and catch his next flight.

COLTON HERTA

their family might have changed, bur their love for each other hasn't.

twelve months ago, they welcomed their son macklyn into the world. with the indy 500 just three weekends away, it's time to bring macklyn to the track.

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[grandprix-ao3]

6, 10, 16

6. which ship fans are the most annoying?

haha. well. i'll say any fan of any ship that is so toxic about their ship that they will go to great lengths to vehemently deny the existence/plausibility of a different ship with one of the same characters in it. i have no problem with anyone not wanting to read x y or z there are plenty of ships i don't like but i just. y'know. don't read or interact with them! i've felt this way in every fandom i've been in: if you don't like or don't understand a ship just don't fucking engage w it. you don't need to make 700 posts about why it would never happen in real life, like, none of this is going to happen in real life. it's fanfiction. i fr read indycar rpf i have marcus armstrong x david malukas fics in my bookmarks i don't know if they've ever even interacted in real life but it literally doesn't matter bc fanfiction is not that deep !!

10. worst part of fanon

for some reason this one has severely stumped me. i honestly have no idea. maybe any aggressively believed in theory that driver a hates driver b for x y and z whatever like i can't think of anything off the top of my head but i've always hated shit like that. like when someone just Decides that their fav driver hates their least fav because it idk feels easier that way?? i don't get it. does this even answer the question

16. you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

and i answered this one here!

choose violence ask game

[dystini]

MARCUS AND DAVID, AND DAVID AND CALLUM IN THE VALENTINES DAY FIC!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOO

just so much in here.....i don't even know where to begin, and because im late on sending my ask, here's my short essay in response.

first chapter: lore accurate alex and being super ultra prepared. the sundaes??? the line about callum having zero cleavage? hilarious. pato v whipped cream? vegan friendly ice cream for marcus? fantastic. alex torturing marco?? unsurprised. i support his endeavors. absolutely fantastic chapter what a way to start this off.

second chapter: i think i too would be plotting certain people's deaths if i got ice creamed. a rebellion may be necessary.... now, i'm interested in felix's suspicions about callum. is he ok? is it the fda again? i would not be surprised. now. DAVID AND CALLUM??? huzzah! thrilled at the david/callum crumbs i am ecstatic. marcus being worried about getting punished? poor bby.... :( and the BED SHARING. HA. pato buddy as nice as you are, you may regret that....

chapter 3: rip pato. but also glad hes not getting completely clobbered because he WAS being nice!! callum needs a hug ive decided, but i'm glad hes having fun. DAVID AND MARCUS!!! thats all i need to say, isnt it? love them. love david just being lost in the sauce while marcus is here for the ride (literally, i guess). i sense the rebellion will begin soon.... interesting.

well. truly fantastic as usual, cannot wait for more.

(btw, i will respond to ur comment on my fic soon, i swear, and chapter 3 will be up soon, make up sex and all)

-jack !

Oh I've been hoping to hear from you.

This whole orgy idea sprang from something I saw about a kinky Valentine's day Ice cream social and just grew from there. And I knew I had to provide vegan ingredients for Marcus or someone would have (rightfully) called me out on it. And Callum, as Alex said, he's a skinny, skinny boy and he's perfectly flat from neck to waist. It was fun, if a major headache to keep track of what everyone was doing (a theme for this entire fic).

Marco is one of my favorite characters to do kinky stuff with because I have an entire novel of headcanons about what a brat he is and how he gives no fucks about being loud and demanding and sassy. Callum is okay, just some lingering trauma from, yes, the FDA days. Felix will sort him out (probably off screen but you never know. They might so something together this season and I'll have to go write them).

The thing is, I wrote this back in January, long before I learned of your Marcus/Callum/David agenda so you're welcome for the crumbs but it was unintentional on my part. ;) But I tell you, I have some very vague ideas of Dario and Lexi working together with their subs (And Felix might be willing to lend his temporary sub, Callum, to the festivities). No guarantees but your fic's got me thinking.

I am looking forward to your hot make up sex. Can't wait to read it. And yes, the rebellion is coming soon, although it doesn't quite go the way the subs thought it would.

P.S. Please come join the Indycar RPF discord server. We'd love to have you there. But I understand if you want to stay anon (still, you could DM me on discord - same name as here and everywhere - I promise to keep your identity a secret.)

[novemberdevils]

Okay

(So life is hell and I’m just going to yap at you)

-legit so over the moon you have Tkachuk fighting Grosjean.

So- are both Tkachuks in Indy? Is Matthew any good?

What DOES Quinn do these days? I don’t know anything about NASCAR contracts did he make enough to just… chill?

Once again, thank you so so so so much for writing this fic/cursing me to be interested in F1 (what LV GP drama for Ferrari)

please yap at me all of the time i love to yap. as can be inferred from my current state of. yapping

in my head atm matthew is the only tkachuk in indy. i haven't totally filled the indy grid out in my head yet, but it is the same idea as the f1 one where it's like half actual indycar drivers and half nhl players shoved into cars (the f2 grid with luke is also the same). i will give some Indy Context bc the whole indy thing is mostly a massive sideplot (and self indulgence) so to me it doesn't feel like a particularly destructive spoiler

it's implied in some twitter usernames/display names that matthew drives for andretti in indycar, which is a good team -- and i do headcanon him (though ig it is just canon bc it's my fic) as being pretty good. not like alex palou good lmao, but he wins races. he does suffer from Aggressive Driver Disease which means a lot of people (+ the media) do not like him very much, but yknow. it is a bit more acceptable imo to be aggressive in indy as opposed to f1, same kind of with nascar, which is why i keep making vague references whenever jack gets particularly mouthy and quinn or someone makes some comment about how nascar or indy it is of him. like they do a lot more actual physical pushing of each other in indy, or getting in front of the cameras and saying they want to punch the guy who hit their car lmao. which is not so much of a thing in f1

but even by indy standards i see tkachuk as being kind of aggressive. hence him hitting grosjean. but there isn't really a "driver misconduct" penalty especially since that type of stuff usually happens if/after drivers end up being knocked out of the race. but! my personal canon/headcanon for mr indycar matthew tkachuk is that he ends up in a lot of incidents, can usually come back from them, and it is pretty damn good when he races clean. if you have ever watched an indy race you know those cars are like borderline indestructible compared to f1 cars. if the f1 car brushes the wall it Might be over but i have watched indycars get actually run over then still finish the race. like dude there was a tire on your head 25 laps ago and now you're crossing the finish line. are you okay

sorry. this is so rambly. the inertia universe andretti lineup in my brain is herta-kirkwood-tkachuk so do with that what you will. it is 2/3 real indycar drivers lmao. the only other Solid spots i have filled are grosjean in a juncos (which is real, also juncos sucks) and zegras in an arrow mclaren -- pato is definitely one of his teammates bc i just like him but do not ask me about the third arrow mclaren rn i have no idea. decision not yet made. and will smith (of the san jose sharks) is kicking around somewhere i just haven't totally decided where. maybe dale coyne or RLL idk all i know is He Is There. rookie seasoning it up

that was the world's most unnecessary indycar ramble i apologize. i could keep going but idk if anybody wants that. i have like half the mind to write an indy spinoff fic or something but i don't have a real plot for it lmao but i love indy so bad!!

QUINN. that's a great question tbh. i have not logicked that one out. as previously mentioned him being a retired nascar guy is a direct reference to nobody's favorite craftsman trucks driver dalton sargeant, however quinn did make it to cup series and didn't die in the feeder of all feeders, he was just kind of bad at being in cup series. and then. his retirement is really complicated. i keep making it more complicated. he cannot have shit in this universe

oh anyways. dalton sargeant is like. a professional?? fisherman?? i don't know. point is i have no real idea what he's up to. whatever it is he's doing he has a lot of spare time to hang around race tracks when he can (he goes to all the US f1 races and maybe canada i am yet to decide and he pops up around indy sometimes by proxy of being friendly with some of the guys over there) but he probably does. Something. the money from being a NASCAR driver does help but that cannot last forever. maybe i need to work that out

anyways. i am as always very glad you like the fic 💕 spreading the f1 plague to the unsuspecting hockey rpfers, one 20k word chapter at a time

[babybearnation]

sir bear's sweetheart special masterlist (part 2: week two)

part one, week one HERE

day 8:

bear hybrid!ollie bearman x puppy hybrid!gn!reader

string sighted!taylor barnard x string sighted!gn!reader

jenson button x gn!gamer!reader

cat hybrid!taylor barnard x gn!reader

bunny hybrid!charles leclerc x gn!reader (physical hurt/comfort headcanons)

power bottom!zane maloney x taller!service top!male!reader

zane maloney, nyck de vries, alex albon, logan sargeant & arthur leclerc x gn!pop star!reader

day 9:

golden retriever hybrid!mick schumacher x gn!reader x maine coon hybrid!callum ilott x gray fox hybrid!marcus armstrong

pato o'ward & oscar piastri x gn!reader (royalty au)

christian mansell, liam lawson, esteban ocon & mick schumacher x gn!childhood bff!reader

top!jack doohan x bottom!gn!reader x switch!liam lawson (cold sex headcanons)

sam bird x male!mechanic!reader x taylor barnard

arthur leclerc x gn!reader (insecurity hurt/comfort headcanons)

lewis hamilton x gn!race engineer!reader

nico rosberg x gn!f1 driver!reader

yuki tsunoda x gn!reader x pierre gasly (date headcanons)

luke browning x gn!poet!reader

logan sargeant x gn!reader (secret relationship date headcanons)

day 10:

switch!dino beganovic x switch!male!reader x switch!paul aron

yuki tsunoda x gn!wheelchair user!reader

lance stroll x male!tiger hybrid!reader x sebastian vettel

lance stroll x male!reader (university au)

pato o'ward x gn!cupid!reader

callum ilott, marcus armstrong, paul aron & pepe marti x switch!gn!reader (smut headcanons)

marcus armstrong x gn!commentator!reader (soulmate first words au)

charles leclerc x gn!reader (tired domesticity headcanons)

marcus armstrong, callum ilott & polyamorous!mallum x gn!motogp!reader (safety concern hurt/comfort headcanons)

cat hybrid!oscar piastri x gn!reader (sleepy!oscar headcanons)

marcus armstrong, callum ilott, yuki tsunoda, ollie bearman & kimi antonelli x gn!reader (you show up late to a race)

alpha!lando norris x gn!omega!reader (clingy!lando headcanons)

alex albon, arthur leclerc, marcus armstrong & sebastian vettel x gn!cat hybrid!reader (sleepy headcanons)

day 11:

dino beganovic x gn!reader (emotional hurt/comfort headcanons)

marcus armstrong, paul aron & oscar piastri x gn!reader (physical hurt/comfort headcanons)

mick schumacher, esteban ocon, lance stroll & polyamorous!esteban /lance/mick x gn!reader (date headcanons)

bunny hybrid!arthur leclerc x gn!koala hybrid!reader

paul aron x gn!astrophysics student!reader

bottom!liam lawson x top!male!reader x top!jack doohan (brat taming headcanons)

alpha!zhou guanyu, alpha!yuki tsunoda & alpha!logan sargeant x gn!omega!reader (general omegaverse headcanons)

day 12:

oscar piastri x gn!reader (playfully judgemental headcanons)

dino beganovic x gn!reader (gaming headcanons)

mclaren boys x gn!tsundere!reader

labrador retriever hybrid!lance stroll, golden retriever hybrid!logan sargeant, miniature longhaired dachshund hybrid!charles leclerc, mestizo hybrid!pato o'ward & australian shepherd!oscar piastri x gn!cheetah hybrid!f1 driver!reader (fluff headcanons)

marcus armstrong x male!rapper!reader

switch!dino beganovic x switch!male!reader (smutty headcanons)

alex albon x gn!reader (fluffy headcanons)

day 13:

logan sargeant x gn!reader x alex albon (meeting/getting together headcanons)

top!paul aron x bottom!male!motogp!reader (smutty headcanons)

yuki tsunoda, pepe marti & arthur leclerc x non-famous!trans!reader (going public headcanons)

brown bear hybrid!ollie bearman x gn!badger hybrid!reader x black cat hybrid!kimi antonelli (paddock behaviour headcanons)

court musician!liam lawson x gn!royal!reader

trans!oscar piastri x gn!reader (fluff headcanons)

bartender!pato o'ward x gn!arrow mclaren indycar driver!reader x car mechanic!callum ilott

lando norris x gn!motogp!reader (red string of fate au)

alex albon x gn!reader (knowledge of soulmate via touch au) (ft. childhood bffs!loscar & briefly mentioned george/lando)

werewolf!esteban ocon x gn!vampire!reader

george russell x gn!ghost phaser!reader

day 14:

dragon shifter!zhou guanyu x gn!dragon trainer!reader

artist!jenson button x gn!f1 driver!reader

wealthy!non-royal!pepe marti x gn!stablehand!reader

lewis hamilton x gn!f1 driver!reader (racing headcanons)

liam lawson x gn!venom host!reader

marcus armstrong x gn!reader (romantic details)

part three, week three HERE