open to: all christmas whores.
about: shenalta collin-boyces, bisexual, 28 years old. she is a singing telegram artist who gives blowjobs to santa’s elves.
“i will fuck you with this B A S K E T. ok?” bouncing, bouncing bosoms go to the market. “and i love the movie called chicago. you want some mints?”
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IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR! a collection of sentence starters and prompts to inspire holiday/wintery interactions. trigger warnings for mentions of food and drink.
❝ are you really playing christmas music already? it’s barely november! ❞
❝ come on, get in the spirit! dance with me. ❞
❝ if we’re having turkey for thanksgiving dinner, i’m not eating. the bird always looks at me funny and i’m not eating stuffing that’s been stuffed up a butt. ❞
❝ are you going to come sledding with us? it’ll be fun! ❞
❝ we can put up the christmas lights tonight! ❞
❝ i don’t want to be a grinch, but untangling lights isn’t exactly my favorite pastime. ❞
❝ let’s wear matching ugly christmas sweaters to the party! ❞
❝ do you think this eggnog is spiked? ❞
❝ don’t tell anyone, but, i spiked the eggnog. ❞
❝ you’re who i want to kiss at midnight on new year’s eve. ❞
❝ pucker up! you got caught under the mistletoe. ❞
❝ i didn’t know what to get you. i hope you like it. ❞
❝ you got me [insert gift here]? i love it. ❞
❝ please tell me that’s not a puppy yipping from the box... ❞
❝ isn’t it a little cliche to get engaged on christmas? ❞
❝ we always watch grandma got run over by a reindeer. it’s tradition! ❞
❝ i was sucking on this candy cane and accidentally made a weapon... ❞
❝ did you remember to get carrots to leave out for the reindeer? ❞
❝ i loved christmas as a kid, but i haven’t felt the magic in a long time... ❞
❝ do you want to bake cookies with me? ❞
SEND A WORD FOR A PROMPT. add + REVERSE to switch up who does what.
[ SKATES ] for sender and receiver to go ice skating.
[ COCOA ] for sender and receiver to get hot chocolate at a winter festival.
[ FESTIVAL ] for sender and receiver to go to a winter carnival.
[ ICE ] for receiver to slip on some ice while walking with sender.
[ FROSTY ] for sender and receiver to build a snowman.
[ ANGEL ] for sender and receiver to make snow angels.
[ MISTLETOE ] for sender and receiver to find themselves under the mistletoe.
[ TREE ] for sender and receiver to decorate the christmas tree.
[ PRESENTS ] for receiver to open a present from sender. (bonus points for saying what the present is.)
[ GRINCH ] for receiver’s reaction to sender not being in the holiday spirit.
[ KITCHEN ] for sender and receiver to make a mess in the kitchen while cooking the holiday feast.
[ MIDNIGHT ] for sender to kiss receiver at midnight on new year’s eve.
[ TIMES SQUARE ] for sender and receiver to watch the ball drop.
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I may have wick for brains, but I think I'm real!
This here is an indie rp blog dedicated to the 2022 netflix version of the ghost of Christmas past! Ran by Mun Pumpkin (20-25)
"My! You were a handsome chap Scrooge, what went wrong?!"
RULES
ABOUT THE MUSE
MEMES
VERSES
STARTERS
"You do so dwell on the bad things in life and learn nothing from them."
CROSSOVERS WELCOME!!
follow backs from @go-punk-pumpkin-spice
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OPEN TO: anyone
MUSE: luke mizrahi / 36 / writer / pansexual
PLOT: we've been dating for a little while, so you decide to bring me to your work christmas do, as your plus one!!
luke was a writer, he worked from anywhere, and he didn't have an office or co-workers. but his new partner did, so when he was asked to attend their work christmas party with them, he obviously agreed.
he stands with the other, drink hand, he'd felt eyes on him all night, he didn't mind. "has shitty dave from accounts turned up yet?" luke asks, "it'd be nice to put a face to the name" he jokes, laughing a little.
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OURMANJACK - a tale of … the changing of the seasons, heavy is the hero's crown, wanderlust incarnate, fear is the heart of love, growing old but never growing up, idle hands are the devil's playthings, being wanted versus being appreciated.
portrayed by mads, she/her, 21+.
be advised : uses beta editor & x-kit extensions !
activity status : online | lurking | offline
draft count : 5
RULES. GAMES & PROMPTS. PERMANENT STARTER CALL. PINTEREST BOARD. PLAYLIST.
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Open Starter - Anna Claus-Shepherd || Open to All
Phone pressed to her ear, Anna moved through the living room -- straightening throw pillows and picking up odds and ends. "Is he okay? How did it happen? Is anyone there? Maybe I should come up..."
It wasn't the most ideal time to pull the kids out of school -- they still had a test of two before their quarter ended -- but for her dad...and to check on the rest of the family, she'd do it.
Her mom shouldn't have to wrangle everything all by herself. And true Noelle was there, but...
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test muse: oc. brandy highnoon, mid-20s, rich but grew up poor. has a sister who's two years younger and a brother who's only 12.
open to: m/f/nb 21+
connection: any
summary: your muse and Brandy are hanging out on NYE, walking around town; he can't help but notice that Valentines day has not only begun to overshadow the Christmas season but New Years too.
"You're supposed to celebrate Christmas for forty days if you celebrate at all... That's forty days, after... Seems half the world starts as soon as the trick or treaters leave the damn porch... Then, come late December, 's why we're stuck with paper hearts, garish pinks, and tacky chocolates before the tree's even been chucked proper... Now, it's New Years and every classy champagne bottle has been outfitted with some hideous red label or throwaway line of poetry..."
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Christmas/winter holiday
Open to M
“Alright.. I think that’s the last of it.” September stretched her arms up and rubbed the sleep from her eyes. Setting up for her son’s Winter Formal dance was a damn nightmare. It was definitely the last thing she planned to be doing well into the night. But when only one other parent showed up to help her decorate the high school’s gym, they didn’t have much of a choice. The student made decorations luckily laid a little of the ground work for them. But there were lights to hang and tables to set up. Had he not been there to help her, poor September would have lost her mind. “Thank you for coming to my rescue here. I thought for sure I was doomed.”
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