#incredibly random

[silverjurors]

I got into DnD recently so here's what I think each of the Jury of Nine would play as (Zane included because he's a Juror in my mind):

- Zane. Cleric. Evil, evil Cleric. He doesn't heal anyone ever. I will not elaborate.

- Ivy is 100% a Barbarian. That girl kills for fun and I respect her for it <3

- Janus is a very high level Fighter. Specifically strength based. OP.

- Ivan's a Warlock, obviously. He has 11 hit points and keeps picking fights with NPCs and dying

- Lillian is a Rouge solely for the sneak attack function

- Jeffory is also a Cleric but will actually heal other members of his party unlike some people previously mentioned

- Katelyn is a Paladin. Don't ask why, I don't know, it's just vibes.

[distributedbyrustyquill]

Sky pics from today except I’m not a good photographer and they’re incredibly basic and lacking any sort skill besides “fun” 🫶

[phoebus-the-sun]

"Ugh- Gods I love men."

[rottedgutzz]

being known for something on a platform is so crazy. why did i just get tagged on a josh hutcherson edit asking what i think

[egophiliac]

doylist explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: probably something about space constraints and making sure two sprites in one seat aren't covering anyone else when they're not in focus

watsonian explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: he snuck in and is hiding from the teachers, don't give him away 🤫

(I've reached my limit of unsuccessful attempts at pulling them before I need to save keys for Halloween, so I've been living vicariously through youtube videos...but the fact that Gidel just pops up from under the desk to wave his arms around happily is really testing my resolve. D: I'm gonna die when they finally get to do alchemy...)

[yourangle-yuordevil]

Serpent of temptation? More like serpent of missed occasions, serpent of denial, serpent of I-love-you-so-much-angel-but-I-can't-tell-you 🐍

[gancegancerevo]

The Devil went Down to Georgia and played a surprisingly mid beat

A hundred goons and rocking tunes couldn't hide that he was weak

And so Johnny boy figured out his opponent was a fool

For you don't walk to gunfight with a sword from 1802

[lyxchen]

I'm sorry, how is this literally THE CUTEST PICTURE EVER???? <33333

[lilislegacy]

pov if it were percy, annabeth, and grover at an event like this (based on their facial expressions)

[synelven]

my take on an arcane university au (jinx and ekko are top of the class)

[inhumanliquid]

People from this country are so cool

[alyakthedorklord]

Fight Club

Damian is sitting on a roof during a patrol, bored with no crime happening in his area, about to go find one of his siblings and annoy them/steal their jobs, when suddenly a voice comes out of nowhere.

“Hey, are you busy?”

He turns around, startled by how he hadn’t sensed anyone, to see a girl about his age with black hair and blue eyes just… sitting there.

“I am capable of assisting you.” He says, because he is trying to be a Good Robin and not dismiss civilians.

“Oh no I don’t need anything.” The girl says, shrugging. “If you’re on a stakeout i can go. I’m just bored. And you look fun to fight.”

Damian stares at her. She stares back.

“You think… I would be fun to fight.” He repeats. She doesn’t look like she could take on a trained assassin. She looks like any random civilian. Then again, she had snuck up on him.

“Yeah.” She shrugs, as if this is in any way normal. “So. You too busy?”

“…no.”

“Oh, awesome.” The girl bounces to her feet, and in the next second, Damian is ducking a punch as she grins brightly at him.

“I’m Dani by the way!”

[sesamestreep]

I really feel like one of the best details in “A Scandal in Bohemia” that I never see people fixate on enough is that the story starts with Watson stopping in to see Holmes at Baker Street on a complete whim, because he happens to see that he’s home (and Watson is now married and living elsewhere). Like he doesn’t send word first, he’s not invited, he just shows up and surprises Holmes. Which is not that weird but then Holmes is like “oh good, I’ve got a case anyway, you might as well hang out!” which just makes it funnier when the King shows up and is like “I’d really rather speak to you alone, actually” and Watson tries to leave and Holmes is just like “anything you can say to me, you can say to my best friend John Watson, and if you ask him to leave, I would consider it a grave insult, you would be my enemy and I will not help you ever!!” And the king is like “…ok” and just moves on.

like, that is crazy behavior. Holmes is talking about how there’s probably lots of money in this case, and then almost turns away the client for…not knowing who the fuck Watson is?? He’s not even supposed to be there?? He just came to say hi?? “It is both or none”… girl, GET UP.

[writinggremlin]

A Whumpee who has spent their entire life under the control of another, without any autonomy or independence.

One day, after their rescue, they finally realize that they now *do* have autonomy, and that the others in their life respect that. They have independence, they can do whatever the fuck they want, they don't need permission anymore.

And that feels... weird. Surreal. Freeing. Confusing.

They're just holding this revelation in their hands like "What is this? What do I do with it?"

[lothbats9000]

DOODLE DUMP!!!!

I figured I should come out of hiding to finally post something before 2024 ends heheh!

[fiona-fififi]

I actually think it's very funny that Buck brought Tommy back to Eddie's house to fuck him. Like, talk about projecting your misplaced feelings.