#increasingly pointless swtor posts

[krahka]

He’s not happy I woke him up from his nap. He was having such a nice nap.

[krahka]

It’s time for my tri-annual Return To My SWTOR Bullshit I don’t know why this is happening either

[krahka]

character pair ask meme: kleskizhae and ceidan 10-14

Who wins at chess?

Being really into chess is a mark of an educated Sith who has studied military tactics and all the things. Kleskzihae is an educated Sith. Ceidan is not. Kleskizhae wins.

Who wins at video games?

Ceidan absolutely kicks his ass in all the things since Kleskizhae only mashes buttons and doesn’t really pay attention to what’s happening on screen. Kleskizhae might win at Starcraft, and he’d certainly have a lot of fun with Mortal Kombat even though he’d constantly be complaining about how um, actually that’s now how you rip out someone’s spine, but he goes the wrong way in Mario Kart. 

Would they be able to succeed at some intensely cooperative task together?

They could figure it out but it’d take an inordinately long time given that they wouldn’t exactly argue so much as Kleskizhae would be extremely loud and take way too much charge and it would try Ceidan’s patience a lot. They’d succeed but come away with more questions about each other than they started with.

What happens if you abandon the pair in the wilderness together?

AEZIYA HELP PLEASE SAVE US

If they are on opposite sides of a conflict, how would they interact if they were on the same side? If they’re on the same side, how would they interact if they were on opposite sides?

I mean “Kind of in the Empire” and “Kind of out of the Empire” are both sides that they’re on and they really both need to be on the same side where Kleskizhae gets the fuck out. Unfortunately Kleskizhae’s relationship to the Empire is pretty much a textbook example of the sunk cost fallacy where he thinks he can make it better just because he’s put so much of his life and work into it that he can’t just quit now! (He absolutely can and should)

I could see a situation where Kleskizhae is tasked with hunting down and killing Ceidan because traitor to the Empire. Kleskizhae would categorically refuse to participate in such a thing, because he’s not going to go kill his wife’s sibling’s partner like that! Unfortunately in trying to warn him he’d probably himself become a traitor to the Empire and oops he didn’t mean it like that! FAMILY IS THE ROCK UPON WHICH THE EMPIRE IS BUILT AND PROTECTING YOUR BLOODLINE IS CRUCIAL TO PROTECTING OUR NOBLE WAY OF LIFE! (No it isn’t, Kleskizhae, how did you get so bad at the Empire)

If he were in a situation where he didn’t know Ceidan and had to kill him for the Empire he still might feel bad because he’s not exactly doing anything? He’s just kind of hanging out? We could probably use this threat of death to bring him in a little bit and make him a useful asset? No one has to know that he didn’t die?

[krahka]

The best revenge against a shitty dad is the knowledge that his kids call you “daddy” and yes this is a post about Valkorian, it’s a post about Arcann, it’s a post about Kira, it would be a post about Vaylin and all of the Emperor’s other kids who all hate him and love me if I could get away with it.

[krahka]

I like it when games give me the option to play as a cat. I won’t always play as a cat but even if I’m playing as something else, I just like knowing that the option was there for me to take should I have felt like it.

[krahka]

Do he got the booty

[krahka]

How much longer will I prolong my good good Jedi boy’s suffering?

Until like, the first mission on Iokath when I decide that nah, this is getting stupid, I’m done with this game for now.

[krahka]

He knew he was good looking, but this is getting ridiculous.

[krahka]

*boots up SWTOR for the first time in a million years and starts playing*: "Oh boy this is kinda fun and cool, I might start playing again, or at least doing some group content and stuff with pals again to tide me over until ESO:Morrowind eats my soul."

*checks on her high level end-game characters*: "Oh shit, I thought I was exaggerating how much of a shit this game is to non-subscribers in my head to justify the amount of money I'm spending on GW2 and ESO, wow, no, it's even worse than it sounded when they announced how much they were planning to fuck us over from even having an alternative way of doing any of this new shit, yeah, wow."

[krahka]

It’s 2017, I’m not really playing SWTOR anymore but goddamn I’ve got some attractive-ass Mirialan siblings.

[krahka]

I’m tired and unmotivated and got Ideas in my head so yell questions at me about the following:

- Kleskizhae falls to the dark side and it’s not part of an AU, it’s like, actually a thing that happens, the Kleskizhaepocalypse is a thing that will be real.

- 538, but like, making models for elections based on prophecies.

- Also semi-related to the above, modern day real world Daedra Princes and their followers. (for example, Mephala’s cryptocurrency, Peryite and his horrible antivax cult, how to ace your finals with Hermaeus Mora without getting caught because selling your soul to him for good grades is against academic policy at most universities, etc)

- SALARIAN HEADCANONS ARE AVAILABLE 24/7 ON DEMAND

- I just finished that Descent Deep Roads Whatever DLC for Dragon Age Inquisition and I guess I understand why I love dwarves in that game so much, since I guess they’re literally Matoran, also I’m mad that destroying the Heart of Lorkhan was so easy and it didn’t end the Blight.

[krahka]

Guys I need to come out of my Internet Hibernation to tell you all that Kleskizhae is developing this big, awful crush on Kaliyo and it's literally the worst thing that's ever happened to me in this goddamn game

[krahka]

Scratch that, Apprentice and Darth Murderfeathers have been hanging with Lana and Koth and were ESSENTIAL to their missions’ successes.

Also that Lana promoted Apprentice to Lord. Kleskizhae did not object. He’s becoming so powerful, he’s so proud.

[krahka]

I like to think that they put the warbird and the blurrg in carbonite with me because they were super polite like that.

[krahka]

Sinki’s eyerows have a wide range of motions, all of which make him look dumb.

[krahka]

HAHAH UR PICKING UR NOSEEEE