#incorrect tsubasa reservoir chronicle quotes

[keithisbae1]

Kurogane: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be? Syaoran: Maybe a bit tipsy? Mokona: Drunk. Sakura : Wasted. Fai: Dead.

[incorrectr27quotes]

Kawahira, to Tsuna: Readiness and sincerity, qualities that are indispensible in order to accomplish anything. Qualities you are well provided with.

[kamuishiro]

Fuuma: I understand that we’ll probably never be friends.

Kurogane: You can leave out the probably.

[official-limewire]

when clamp wrote tsubasa they were like ‘this dude has no empathy. he murders on sight. he’s killed thousands just for fun.’ then made him the most mentally stable main character

[lantis-disapproves]

Fuuma: I'm a hunter, which means that I-

Kamui: Annoy the heck out of everyone.

Fuuma: No, I-

Kurogane: Sounds about right.

[psychewritesbs]

Syaoran + Sakura

[butchkurogane]

I'm still reeling over early series Fay giving Syaoran bad advice on anxiety and passing on his unhealthy coping mechanisms like

Syaoran: I'm worried that everything is my fault regardless of circumstance :(

Fay: Here, take this shovel to bury those feelings

Syaoran: I feel like very slow tigers are chasing me all the time.

Fay: Then you better RUN BITCH. You know what you need? ESCAPISM

[heeheehypmic]

Tsubasa: RESERVoir CHRoNiCLE

Fai: listen, Syaoran. there are three ways to do things; the right way, the wrong way, and the Kuro-rin way

Syaoran: isn't the last one also the wrong way?

Fai: yes, but it's faster

[clampisms]

fai: i just want someone to take me out

kurogane: like on a date or with a sniper gun?

fai: surprise me

[incorrectstarcoquotes]

Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle AU

 because I’m an asshole who’s still salty about Curse of the Blood Moon

AU Plot:

Star and Marco are in love with each other, but before the day before they decide to confess their love for each other, Star is cursed by a sorcerer. Marco interrupts the curse, but the damage is done. The curse has transformed Star’s magic and memories into feathers that have scattered into different dimensions all across the multiverse. Without them, Star will die. Eclipsa uses a spell that will allow Star to recover her memories and her magic by absorbing the feathers, but in order for the spell to work there must be a sacrifice. Marco has to sacrifice the thing he holds most precious, more than anything in the world: his relationship with Star. No matter how many feathers or memories Star recovers, she won’t remember Marco. She’ll constantly see him as a stranger or a new friend. Marco must journey with Star and their friends across the multiverse to restore her. However, the feathers also hold Star’s magic. There will be people who want to keep that power for themselves for their own selfish goals. Who is the sorcerer who cursed Star and for what reason?

Scenes based on the original manga/anime:

Marco enters the room where Star is staying.

Marco: Hey, how are you feeling?

Star: Better now that I got one of my memory feather thingies back in me. I’m actually glad you’re here. I wanted to talk to you about something.

Marco: What’s up?

Star: I’m glad that you’re trying to help me, but you never really told me why. You even brought Janna and Tom, and that’s really cool, but...

Marco: I’m just trying to help. I don’t need a reas-

Star: The last memory I got back was when I moved to Earth. The Diaz’s took me in and gave me a place to stay while I went to school. I remember bits and pieces. They kept saying they had a son, but I don’t remember. And then you said your last name was Diaz, so I started thinking

Marco: Star, calm down.

Star: Was that you? Is that why you’re helping me so much? Did we know each other? Did we live toget-

Star falls. Marco catches her.

Marco: Star? Star!

Star: Not so loud. I have a headache.

Marco: Sorry. Are you okay?

Star: I think so. What were we talking about? Oh yeah. I just wanted to thank you for helping me so much. You’re a good guy, Marco Diaz. Not many people would do this for a stranger. You know? We should be friends. 

Marco: (trying not to cry) Yeah, I’d like that. Friends. You should get some rest. We’re going to another dimension tomorrow. 

Star: Yeah. Getting my magic back is strangely exhausting.

---

Star: Hey guys, where’s Marco?

Tom: He lost at rock-paper-scissors, so we’re making him make nachos for dinner.

Star: Cool! I’m not sure what that is but you seem excited.

Tom: Really? Did Marco used to make them for you all th-

Janna elbows Tom.

Tom: Ow! 

Janna: How are you feeling?

Star: Better, but confused. The last memory I got, I was eating cereal and just talking to myself all night. Like I was having a long conversation with someone who wasn’t there. Am I some kind of weirdo?

Janna: Yup.

Tom: No, you’re not a weirdo, Star! There are just...holes in your memory because...of the curse. I’m sure when you get the right feather back, it’ll just pop up.

Star: Yeah. You’re right. I mean, I remember you guys...

Janna: But?

Star: Just curious, how do you guys know Marco?

Janna: We went to school together.

Tom: After we broke up, he kinda helped me through it.

Star: So we can trust him?

Janna: Yeah, don’t worry about him.

Star: Okay, okay.

silence

Star: Is he seeing anyone?

Tom: Whoa!

Star: I’m just curious!

It’s a manga/anime from the 2000s. The dub is good. You should check it out.

[keithisbae1]

Syaoran: I just ended a four-year relationship. Sakura: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay? Syaoran: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship. Kurogane and Fai fighting from across the room

[incorrectr27quotes]

Tsuna: [holding Reborn’s hand] If I sleep like this, the first person I want to see when I wake up, is Reborn.

[incorrecttaitoquotes]

Yamato, to Taichi: Shut up! If you want to die that much, I'll kill you myself! But until that day, you're going to live!

[mythicalheartbeat]

*introducing themselves*

Fai: Hi! My name is Fai and I'm a compulsive liar

Kurogane: ... is that really your name or are you just saying That?

Fai: Yes

Kuro: ...

[lantis-disapproves]

How to know if something's sus? When you're asking yourself "Where's Touya?"

Because Touya's vibe check is the most efficient of the galaxy. And Kuro's.

[psychewritesbs]

Kurogane is as Shonen meathead as Shonen meatheads get but better.