#incorrect tpp qoutes

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either Juno or Vespa it works both ways: um, i enjoy my tall wife... *wheeze* i enjoy my very big spouse SO. MUCH. I love my big wife you guys idk what to tell you... im not ashamed of it-

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Peter: *writing things down*... 1 tile

Juno: guys

Peter: *ignores him* 1 tile-

Juno: hold on, can you just-

Peter:... 1 tile

Juno: look, the floor should just be one thing! Just put it down as one floor!

Peter: i have my own system, dont get involved

Rita: hey, could i please have a touch on the- of the clipboard?

Peter: no

Juno: well i say put the clipboard in the bin cause i hate the clipboard

Peter: AAAAAH

Rita: *GASP*

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Peter in Vespa's hallucinations: loser. I feel like i could throw corn kernels on the ground and youd peck them up like a chicken

Vespa: *crying* what the fuck

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Juno: THERE'S PETER

Peter: *starts running*

Vespa chasing after him: DON'T YOU RUN AWAY FROM US YOU STUPID FUCKING WHORE

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Rita: you should ask mister Steel if he knows where your birthmark is

Peter, texting juno: where is my birthmark?

Juno, texting back: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? DID IT LIKE DISSAPEAR? OR ARE YOU ASKING ME WHERE ON YOUR BODY IT IS?

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Peter: we cant go there! Jackie has a price on your head

Juno:... you mean for the thing with her husband?

Peter: the thing with her-... YES THE THING WHERE YOU KILLED HIM

Juno: oh grow uuuup. We live in a state of nature! Besides, shes already got like 20 husbands... well... 19 now *bites lip*

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Fans: do you really aspire to be liked by your fanbase?

Peter after leaving everyone, ghosting everyone, sending juno letters about his ex lover, and saving their asses at the last second: AHA, NO

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Quan-Yii: hi! Welcome to Denny's! I dont work here!

Talfryn: i have several bees in the places you would least expect them

Damien: could a horse love a man?... should a horse love a man?

Marc: i think i have a condition of some kind and i dont know which one

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Buddy: no, youre not autistic Peter

Juno: how many tooth picks on the ground?

Jet: dont play this game again

Peter: uuuuhhh

Juno: come on! How many tooth picks?

Jet: no it just involves me cleaning up tooth picks

Peter: a hundred?

Juno: no

Buddy: a hundred???

Juno: its three

Buddy: there's three!

Juno: okay okay how many now?

Peter: three

Juno and Buddy: no!

Rita: ugh youre the worst kind of autistic

Vespa: you cant even count

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Juno: you smell like my aunt

Peter: is that a good thing?

Juno: yeah!

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Talfryn: why are you crying, Sir Mark???

Mark: this book is just so goddanm sad!

Talfryn:... Mark thats a cook book

Mark: yeah and the recipes fucking suck

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Ale: *runs in and slams the door shut*

Angelo: saints above, what happened? Are you okay-

Ale: NO ONE DIED

Angelo: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT!?

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Arum: *lovingly* well i always thought Damien was really nerdy

Damien: and i always thought... well... Arum would be the reason im going to hell

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Arum: how is everyone doing?

Rilla: well, still breathing

Arum: setting the bar a little low, dont ya think?

Rilla: well im going better then him, arent i?

Damien: *having a panic attack* honestly fuck you

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(When they where fighting)

Damien: whatever, im 10 times funnier and sexier then you

Arum: 10 times 0 is still 0

Damien: jokes on you i can't do math