#incorrect taoat quotes

[fangirlshrewt97]

Jai: I’ve caught this stupid disease because of Bhairava.

Lava: For the last time, Annayya, feelings are not an illness.

[fangirlshrewt97]

Jai: I don't want to look "pretty." I want to look otherworldly and vaguely threatening.

Bhairava: I think you look "pretty" otherworldly and threatening.

Jai *fighting a blush*: Shut up

[fangirlshrewt97]

Bhairava: I’m sorry to tell you this but you have a heart, and capacity to feel.

Jai: You take that back.

[fangirlshrewt97]

Jai: I am in the mood for destruction and killing.

Bhairava: *cups his face and gives him a kiss on the forehead*

Jai: ...

Jai: Some chai and pakoda could also work.

[fangirlshrewt97]

Bhairava: Kusa’s been oddly quiet toda-

Jai: Enjoy it while it lasts.

[fangirlshrewt97]

Lava, Kusa, and Bhairava: *screaming*

Jai: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Bhairava?!

Kusa: Wait, hold on, why are you only asking Bhairava that when Lava and I are also here?

Jai: Because Bhairava wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

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Incorrect TAOAT Quotes (9/?)

[knock at door]

Jai: Come in, Lava

Lava: How did you know it was me, Annayya?

Jai: The restrained knock, Kusa plays that door like it’s a drum

[fangirlshrewt97]

Lava: Hello, Annayya, is that you?

Jai: Let’s pretend it isn’t, and see what happens.

[fangirlshrewt97]

Bhairava: He didn't mean to do it!

Jai: I wish I'd done it sooner

Bhairava: He had good intentions–

Jai: I had the absolute worst intentions

Bhairava: He's sorry–

Jai: No

Bhairava: I'm sure he's learned his lesson–

Jai: I'll do it again

[fangirlshrewt97]

Kusa: Tell me you and Annayya are an old married couple without telling me that you're an old married couple.

Bhairava: I'm fluent in Jai. I even differentiate Jai's morning grunts from similar ones throughout the day.

[fangirlshrewt97]

Incorrect TAOAT Quotes (9/?)

Bhairava: Horses deserve to live forever.

Kusa: And humans don't?

Jai: Absolutely not.

[fangirlshrewt97]

Jai *growling*: What’re you doing?

Kusa: Lava, you were supposed to be the lookout!

Lava: I’m sorry! He came from the side I wasn’t looking at!

[fangirlshrewt97]

Bhairava: First impressions are very important.

Jai: But you married me anyway.

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Incorrect TAOAT quotes

Jai: Why do you think I don't like you? I do. I would kill for you.

Jai: Ask me to kill for you.

Bhairava: Um. That's...that's not necessary. You can take a breath for me though.

[fangirlshrewt97]

Kusa: I was MADE for politics. I have great hair and I love lying!

Kaakha: You were made for politics.

Lava: Really Kaakha? You are encouraging this?

Kaakha: Of course. Every good government deserves a pet jester.

[fangirlshrewt97]

Jai: Lava and Kusa are being really quiet today.

Kaakha: Yes, I can finally hear myself think. It's quite nice actually.

Jai:

Kaakha:

Jai: We should check on them

Kaakha: Immediately