#incorrect taoat quotes

[fangirlshrewt97]

Jai: I’ve caught this stupid disease because of Bhairava.

Lava: For the last time, Annayya, feelings are not an illness.

[fangirlshrewt97]

Jai: I don't want to look "pretty." I want to look otherworldly and vaguely threatening.

Bhairava: I think you look "pretty" otherworldly and threatening.

Jai *fighting a blush*: Shut up

[fangirlshrewt97]

Bhairava: I’m sorry to tell you this but you have a heart, and capacity to feel.

Jai: You take that back.

[fangirlshrewt97]

Jai: I am in the mood for destruction and killing.

Bhairava: *cups his face and gives him a kiss on the forehead*

Jai: ...

Jai: Some chai and pakoda could also work.

[fangirlshrewt97]

Bhairava: Kusa’s been oddly quiet toda-

Jai: Enjoy it while it lasts.

[fangirlshrewt97]

Lava: Hello, Annayya, is that you?

Jai: Let’s pretend it isn’t, and see what happens.

[fangirlshrewt97]

Kusa: Tell me you and Annayya are an old married couple without telling me that you're an old married couple.

Bhairava: I'm fluent in Jai. I even differentiate Jai's morning grunts from similar ones throughout the day.

[fangirlshrewt97]

Bhairava: First impressions are very important.

Jai: But you married me anyway.

[fangirlshrewt97]

Incorrect TAOAT quotes

Jai: Why do you think I don't like you? I do. I would kill for you.

Jai: Ask me to kill for you.

Bhairava: Um. That's...that's not necessary. You can take a breath for me though.

[fangirlshrewt97]

Kusa: I was MADE for politics. I have great hair and I love lying!

Kaakha: You were made for politics.

Lava: Really Kaakha? You are encouraging this?

Kaakha: Of course. Every good government deserves a pet jester.

[fangirlshrewt97]

Jai: Lava and Kusa are being really quiet today.

Kaakha: Yes, I can finally hear myself think. It's quite nice actually.

Jai:

Kaakha:

Jai: We should check on them

Kaakha: Immediately

[fangirlshrewt97]

Bhairava: Name a way to be nice to others

Jai: : Don't kill them

Bhairava: Setting the bar a little low, but I'll take it

[fangirlshrewt97]

Kusa: Today's Tuesday right?

Lava: No, Friday.

Kusa: Man I was way off.

[fangirlshrewt97]

Officiant: If anyone objects to this wedding, speak now or forever hold your peace

Jai: *Death glares at everyone*

Bhairava: He has a knife

Jai: Several knives

Bhairava: He has several knives

Jai: And a hand grenade

Bhairava: Mithra please don’t say anything

[fangirlshrewt97]

Kusa: Would you take a bullet for me?

Lava: ...yes?

*Jai angrily burst into the room*

Kusa: *running away* Great, thanks!

[fangirlshrewt97]

Bhairava *pinching his nose*: You told me you'd behave

Jai: I did

Bhairava: You threatened them with your knife!

Jai: But I didn’t stab them!