#incorrect t2s

[piperslovebot]

Margie: Girls with asses like mine, do not talk to boys with faces like yours.

[lifeline-but-to-the-left]

T2: If we lose, you’re out of my will.

Taylor: I was in your will?

[doomslayer64]

incorrect quotes

so for some reason a while back I decided to do a incorrect quote generator with Terminator characters and now I want to share some of the ones I saved

Carl: Do we have any orange juice left? Sarah: *pours the remaining juice into their cup* Sarah: Sorry, we’re all out.

Grace: We're having a baby. Carl: Oh, congradu- Dani, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.

Carl: Sarah isn’t answering my messages. Dani: Allow me. Carl: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi- Sarah: *replying to message* Hello.

Carl: That’s illegal, right? Sarah: Why do you care? Are you a fucking cop? Carl: No- Sarah: Then shut the fuck up.

Dani: *running towards Carl with open arms* Carl: *moves out of the way* Dani: Hey, why'd you move?! Carl: I thought you were going to attack me. Dani: I was going to hug you! Carl: Why would you hug me? Dani: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

Carl: Who hurt you? Dani: *snorting* What, do you want a list? Carl: ...Yes, actually.

Sarah: Where are my fucking keys? Carl: Sarah, Dani is around, can you say it a little nicer? Sarah: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?!

Carl: What is the one thing I told you not to do? Dani: Burn the house down. Carl: And what did you do? Dani: I made dinner. Carl:... Dani:... Carl:.... Dani: And burnt the house down.

Kyle : What the hell were you thinking? Pops: I heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic! Kyle : You released OSTRICHES!

Pops: You need to be more careful! Kyle , who was dragged into Pops's issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-

Kyle , reading a recipe: Beat three eggs? Pops: It means like in hand-to-hand combat. Kyle : Ohhhh- Sarah : Both of you get out of this kitchen.

Pops: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning! Sarah : I'll hate my self in the morning regardless.

Computer: Please enter a password. Sarah : *types in Pops* Computer: Your password is too weak. Sarah : How fucking DARE YOU-

(I will add more later but it's almost 2am and I'm at my wits end)

Edit:

Sarah : Seriously, Pops, how many people would you have killed if we’d asked you to? Pops: That’s not important Sarah : I DISAGREE.

John: Uncle bob is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in their entire life! Sarah : Never done anything wrong?! They set a city block on FIRE!

John: I am going to cry. I’m going to cry until I can no longer physically cry anymore because all the water in my body is gone and I die from dehydration. Uncle bob: Are you okay? Sarah : Did you actually just ask them that? Like, you need that to be answered otherwise you won’t know?

Sarah : Uncle bob, if you don't shut up I'm going to throw myself out of the car. *click* Sarah : DID YOU JUST TURN THE FUCKING CHILDRENS' LOCK ON?!

Rev-9: Oh no! I’m doomed! Grace: Seriously? All you have to do is not insult Carl at their own memorial service. Rev-9: Exactly! It’s impossible!

Uncle bob: I am going to need you to swear- John : Fuck. Uncle bob:... Uncle bob: ...swear as in promise.

John : What? I'm not aggressive! Uncle bob: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips? John : Survival of the fittest, bitch.

John : The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog… Uncle bob: What’s updog? John : Sarah! Get in here, I told you I could do it

Uncle bob: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT! John : At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone. Uncle bob: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch? John : Somehow that's worse.

Sarah: John , I know you love Uncle bob. I mean, we all do, they’re a very nice person and I respect them immensely. Sarah: But I think they might be a fucking idiot.

Uncle bob: Last night I found out John is a sleep talker. Sarah: Oh, really? Uncle bob: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.

John : If I were a drink, I'd be Cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink, what would you be? Uncle bob: Bleach. Sarah: Sewage. John : ...Please calm down, edgelords.

Sarah: If a demon possessed me, I’d just be like, “Okay, take it from here, good luck man.”

Sarah: Why would you give a knife to John ?! Uncle bob, shrugging: John felt unsafe. Sarah: Now I feel unsafe! Uncle bob: I’m sorry… Uncle bob: Would you like a knife?

John : Who the fuck- Uncle bob: Language! John : Whom the fuck- Uncle bob: No.

John : Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container. Uncle bob: The cow?? John : What? Sarah: Uncle bob, W H Y?

Sarah, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.

[papasmoke]

A couple days ago someone asked one of those generative ai engines a question mid-conversation with me and they regurgitated the nakedly incorrect answer the ai shat out in complete sincerity, this is the first time I've personally experienced this and it made me want to do some Sarah Connor T2 shit, we're accelerating the destruction of our planet so people with econ degrees can pretend to have a socratic dialogue with google

[dearmahiru-archive]

WOOOO!!! ROOTING FOR YOU AMANE!!!! better make it hurt better make it count better kill us in one shot!!!!

also interesting to me how amane's temple, the foundation of her beliefs, isn't as nearly dilapidated as fuuta's or mahiru's door. it's even covered up by these cartoonish clouds and rainbows reminiscent of her "transformation" sequence in magic. also fun how fuuta and mahiru were both protecting themselves from us but amane is putting herself in an attack position. and the additional symbolism of both her hat being gone and the backpack falling off ooo!

when amane takes off the hat in undercover we get a brief glimpse of the first hint there's something beneath her (adorable!) surface. the hat now being completely gone from her t2 design likely represents how she won't shift back to that happy mask again during this trial.

there's also her backpack which is often associated with schooling (i imagine there's textbooks in there? it looks hefty!) which matches with her mark in backdraft. each mark in backdraft reflects the prisoner: mahiru's "heart" was marked, mikoto's "other half" was marked, and amane recieved an incorrect tick used in tests.

so it really seems to me like, despite her lashing out to protect herself, amane is struggling with losing her "good girl" identity as a result of her guilty verdict.

[doctorbunny]

I've lived through so many incorrect milgram predictions I can't be disappointed but I do really hope tomorrow is the T3 teaser, because its one of those predictions based on a vague semblence of maths (how many days between Jackalope report T1 and T2 teaser) and after we run out of those, predictions just turn in to a weekly game of "Are we there yet?" with no end in sight

At the very least if/when we don't see anything tomorrow, it'll be cushioned by Shidou's birthday on Thursday

[snakes-and-fluff]

I've come up with the world's most insane Milgram theory. Well, I don't think it's true, so it'd be more correct to call it a hypothetical. But my brain was spinning Es around last night as I was trying to sleep and outlined all of this anyway, so:

Is Es an amalgam of the souls of the victims?

Mostly based on the fact that in Undercover each of the prisoners is seen murdering "Es". Now. Is this most likely a way to not spoil who they killed? Probably! However I could not stop thinking about it.

(Reasoning under the cut, including novel spoilers for both novels. I've only read the translated GDocs (including one that was machine-translated) so my info might be slightly incorrect, just a heads-up. Also I don't have the GDocs on hand so I cannot remember anyone's name)

1: The Milgram warden can be a dead person. The reveal at the end of the first novel is that everyone was linked and there was only one death, who became Es and oversaw that trial. So we know Milgram is supernatural to some degree and does allow for this.

2: Each Es has their own Jackalope that seems to be a foil or reflective of them in some way. There is a different Jackalope in each novel to match each warden (a female warden in N1 with a female Jackalope, a male warden in N2 with a male Jackalope). I'll admit that just matching genders is a weak point but stay with me for a moment. Assuming that Jackalope reflects Es in some way, isn't it weird how much MV Jackalope is fixated on solving the crimes? That's not true for N2 Jackalope (who just views it as a job, something that must be done), but MV Jackalope is very determined, especially in the end of the Second Trial Commencement Notice. "What I'm looking for is there, in that decision arrived at only after wading through all that morass!!" MV Jackalope doesn't just want this - he's desperate for it. Is this because MV Es has a personal reason (or reasons) to see "justice" brought to this batch of prisoners?

3: Es has referred to themself using plural pronouns. Most notable in Amane's T2 voice drama, though I believe it's happened before. The easiest way to read this is that the "we" Es is referring to is the audience, but there might be another reason for it.

4: Souls exist in Milgram. The use of the word "soul" to describe why Mikoto's restraints didn't work even though he was pronounced Guilty could just be a creative word choice, but it seems too specific. If Mikoto's different personalities count as different souls that can inhabit a single body fine, who's to say that can't be true for someone else as well?

There is one major hitch in this theory that I can see. The fact that Es has a canonical age (15) is throwing me for a loop, for if they were an amalgamation and not a person in their own right I don't think they'd have an age. They might appear to be a certain age, sure, but I don't think they could definitively say what age they are. However. I did not let this stop me, so I tried to figure out what the hypothetical age of an amalgam would be if we used math, and tried to extrapolate what the ages of each of the victims were:

Haruka – 10 – we don’t know the exact age, but we do know that the person he killed was “younger and weaker” (T2 voice drama), and 10 is a nice round number (and thinking of him killing someone younger than 10 makes me sad)

Yuno – 0 – literal baby, self-explanatory

Fuuta – 13 – we know she was a middle-schooler thanks to her uniform shown in Backdraft

Muu – 16 – she killed a classmate so they must be the same age

Shidou – 30 – this one was the hardest to figure out. I had to look up fatal car accident age range (25-34) and get the mean of those numbers (it’s 29,5 but I rounded up). I chose that because it’s the most likely accident to make somebody braindead, and also it’s what happened to his own family and it’s the closest thing to info we have on what exactly his murder was anyway

Mahiru – 22 – she met her lover in University; either they’re the same age or a year or two difference. I stuck with the same age because it’s easier

Kazui – 39 – Hinako and Kazui were co-workers, so it makes sense that they’d be around the same age. She does appear to be younger than him in Cat’s MV but that’d just be me guessing so it’s easier to say she’s 39

Amane – 42 – the average age in Japan of a woman having her first child is around 30. Assuming this was true for Amane’s mother, she would be 42 when she was killed due to Amane being 12 Amane – 34 – according to a timeline coversation Amane mentions that her mom was around Mahiru's age (22) when she was born. So 12 years later she'd be 34 (thanks mizukiyama & ryrysakura for letting me know about this info I missed)

Mikoto – 23 – I’m assuming his target(s?) were around the same age as him, based on what we see in MeMe. And that the killing(s?) happened recently, as he appears very similar in MeMe to how he looks in Milgram

Kotoko – 21 – I could not find a number for “average age of kidnapper in Japan” (thanks Milgram, that’s now in my search history), or any other searches of the kind, just showing up ages that were most at risk of violent crime. So I guessed.

This gives us an average of… 21,6. Which is not 15. New average with updated Amane's mom age is 20,8. Which is still not 15. Now, Es could be both a person in their own right and an amalgam of other souls.

Or I just wasted your time and proved myself wrong. But hey, I had fun thinking about this hypothetical anyway.

[04dissection]

Quick Thing On The Restraints

(also known as here's how the system amane truthers can still win)

Oh, also, if I say anything incorrect/offensive here, please let me know.

Hello! So this is just a quick thought, but the restraints are specifically mental, right?

John and Mikoto both feel as though they are seperate from one another, even if John's more aware of Mikoto than the vice versa. The restraints are connected to identity, even if Es and Jackalope refer to it with words like 'mind' and 'soul.'

(Image quality drops here because the 'Snapshot' feature Firefox has stopped working, annoyingly.)

(The images don't want to order correctly...)

...And hey. That reminds me of someone.

...

Anyways, y'all want to bully Shidou? Here's two Milgram videos we can get to 1M before Triage:

After Pain (Es Cover)

Song of The Prisoners T2

[chad-something]

Bad Batch Incorrect Quotes

But make it things my neurosci lecturer has ACTUALLY said to a class full of people

Im loving @nobody-expects-the-inquisitorius’s incorrect quote series with TBB was fully inspired by her !! Go check her stuff out neeeowwwww

Tech: Hypothetically, if I were to approach you with an axe and hack you to death, this is what your brain would look like from the side!

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Crosshair: Why is this lecture still going on at 6pm?! I’m normally into my second beer by now.

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Tech: Was that a normal thing to say? I don’t get out much.

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Wrecker: *pausing a video of a brain slice* okay see this here how it looks like a Swiss Roll? Oh god I’m hungry

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Hunter: *brings up a picture of Joan of Arc drawn in anime style animation with massive fucking tits in the middle of a lecture hall with 200+ students present* Is this resonating with you? Am I down with the kids?

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Wrecker: I’m having so much fun! I have no idea what’s going to come out of my mouth next.

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Echo: *brings up a T2 fmri of the brain* oh god what the hell am I looking at?! Why am I asking you? Who made these slides? Wait I made these slides. What the hell is this? What was I thinking

[fruitbasketball]

https://x.com/trendyhoopstars/status/1742395916961874278?s=20

I’m sorry even if I get the logic Caitlin at #3 just looks wrong

YYEEEEAAAAAHHH BOOK AT 25

i mean yeah i think caitlin is always t2 and i think this is a more ortg and ppsa focused list but cait at #3 does feel just like… incorrect

[chickensauras]

Listen. I have no idea why, but I really REALLY want kid future trunks and broly to be friends! Like... like how John Connor is friends w the killer robot in terminator 2. Thats what I want, more T2.

[piperslovebot]

Anne-Marie: Let’s have sex.

Jonah: Really?

Anne-Marie: No, see ya.

[lifeline-but-to-the-left]

T2: Can I talk to you outside for minute?

Taylor:

T2:

Taylor: Why can't we just talk here?

Taylor: With witnesses?

[king-sdw]

has this been done before?

[incorrect-ywpd]

Teshima: I'm doing a great job at keeping my crush a secret.

Aoyagi: *walks into the room*

Teshima: I have to gay- I mean go.

[spacelion-loveshermulletson]

Teshima: “And If I run and leap at Aoyagi he will most certainly catch me in his arms. Coming in!”

[Teshima rushes towards Aoyagi]

Aoyagi: “No, Junta! I'm holding coffee!”

[Aoyagi drops his coffee and catches Teshima]