#incorrect swsh

[evany-star]

[championfrolicfleece]

Pokemon Sword And Shield Postwick Shipping Incorrect Quotes Part2

Gloria: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Hop: **accidentally knocks his Wooloo over and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely**

Gloria: That one. I want that one.

________________________________ ________________________________

Gloria: I’m in love with you.

Hop: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, you silly psyduck.

Gloria: I know.

Hop: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool- >///>

________________________________ ________________________________

Hop: Gloria, you love me, right?

Gloria: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

________________________________ ________________________________

Gloria: Stop doing that.

Hop: Stop doing what?

Gloria: Saying things that make me wanna kiss your cute face!

________________________________ ________________________________

Gloria: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Hop: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy scorbunny socks, I don't want to hear jack.

________________________________ ________________________________

Hop, talking about Gloria to Leon: WHAT THE FALINKS! I WAS ARGUING WITH GLORIA AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” LIKE WHO EVEN SAYS THAT?! ME APPARENTLY, AND OH- GUESS WHAT? GLORIA DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT IN THE WOOLOO FLUFF DO I DO NOW, LEON?!

________________________________ ________________________________

Hop, holding up a Pokeball and looking determined: Battle me, Gloria!

Gloria: Oh, a Pokémon battle? We haven't had one of those in a while Hop, sure let's-

Hop, gets down on one knee and pops open the Pokeball, there's a ring inside: Battle with me for the rest of our lives!

Gloria: Oh... OH.

________________________________ ________________________________

Gloria: We’re getting married, motherfluffers!

Hop: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

________________________________ ________________________________

Hop: Do you love me?

Gloria: Hop, sweetheart, love of my life, we're literally married and have been for five years-

Hop: Yeah, but as friends or—

[halffulltubofmintchip]

[irlkisukeurahara]

Hop and Leon's parents do NOT love them bro

[caramel-sandiego]

Raihan: Want to hit the bar? Piers: No thanks, I don't really drink anymore. Raihan: Why not? Piers: Because at the last league meeting Grimsley told me all the shit he got into when he was in his early twenties, and now he's got me paranoid. Especially now that phone cameras are a thing.

[crimson-luna-writes]

Leon: *bolts up in bed* SHIT I HAVE A TRAINER I HAVE TO BATTLE!- oh wait, I'm not champion anymore. *goes back to bed*

Leon: *bolts back up after a minute* WAIT I'M THE CHAIRMAN!

[swsh-incorrect-quotes]

Melony, wearing all black: Hey, Gordie. How do I look?

Gordie: Like a widow in mourning.

Melony: Perfect! Everyone will know I'm available.

[harveywritings92]

[Call of duty Pokémon au: R/n and Horangi are out camping in Galar when she sees something coming in distance, she though it was a rolling Donphan until it got closer.]

R/n, to Horangi: Hey, watch out!

[Horangi and his Talonflame look up from the fire and they watch as a round thing rolls passed them.]

Horangi: What was that?

R/n: a trampoline.

Horangi: Oh...

[They both hear a car and see a jeep come down the road with the very worried Hammerlocke Gym leader sitting in the driver’s seat.]

Raihan: Ey, have you lot seen a Trampoline?

R/n: Went that way. [Points where they last saw it.]

Raihan: Great! Thanks... Um, w-Were there any kids in it?

[R/n and Horangi share a look.]

R/n: No?

Raihan: Oh...Right.

Horangi: Isn’t that good news?

Raihan: *sighs* Potentially.

[He drives off  without another word leaving Horangi and R/n wondering what the hell just happened??]

[incorrect-poketagonist-quotes]

Roy: Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo? Victor: ICARUS?

[harveybwabbit92]

Leon to his S/o’s grandfather’s Chatot: Do you love me? 

Chatot, in an angry old man voice: Fuck off!

Raihan: *snort*

[random-incorrect-quotes-boi]

Allister: Just lie down on the sidewalk with your tongue against the concrete till the whole world dissolves like an uncoated pill.

Hop: I wanna know if you're okay.

Allister: One day you'll be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe and you'll have to justify the space you've filled.

Hop: what

[evany-star]

bede after he got disqualified from the gym challenge:

[championfrolicfleece]

Pokémon Sword And Shield Mainly Leon and Hop Incorrect Quotes Part 1 + A Little Gloria & Postwickshipping.

Hop, after he and Gloria save Galar from Eternatus @ Leon: How in the name of Zacian are you still alive?

Leon: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.

Alternatively-

Leon: What’s up? I’m back.

Hop: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead

Leon: Death is a social construct.

Alternatively, Alternatively + Gloria chiming in-

Hop: Leon! We thought you were dead!

Leon: No, just in a deep stupor.

Gloria: ...But you literally weren't breathing for like five minutes?!

Leon: It... was a very deep stupor.

Hop: This is a bad idea.

Leon: Then why are you coming along?

Hop: Someone has to get your injured butt back home.

Hop: Ow!

Leon: What’s wrong?

Hop: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.

Leon: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was ten.

Hop: Wasn't that when you first became Champion of Gal-... oh...

Hop: I think I need a hug...

Leon: Good thing I'm hug shaped!

**45 minutes later**

Hop: You... you can let go now.

Leon: No, I absolutely cannot.

Leon: We’ll find another route, it’s not safe for fledgling trainers, like yourself.

Hop: That sounds like a challenge.

Leon: I have to stress, that is not a challenge.

Hop: ...That is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted!

Leon: There is no challenge!

Hop, noticing Leon looks exhausted after coming home to visit: When's the last time you slept?

Leon: Uh... a few days ago, I think.

Hop: A few- how many?!

Leon: Uh... **starts counting on fingers** I need more fingers...

Hop: What you need is sleep!

Hop: Have Gloria and I ever told you that you're the best, most amazing, person ever to exist?!

Leon: For the love of Arceus, I am not taking you two to Bob's Your Uncle. It’s 2am and it's all the way in Circhester! Also, what are you doing in my room? Don't you understand privacy?!

Gloria: Mean. >: (

Hop: Leon always accuses me of having a favorite but that’s not true.

Leon: That's a lie, their name is Gloria.

Hop: Nuh-uh! I love Gloria and all the not-Glorias equally.

**Hop and Leon having a rare Bro-fight**

Leon: You’re mean!

Hop: You’re meaner!

Leon: Yeah, well, you’re stupid too!

Hop: You’re stupider!

Leon: You’re a dumbbutt!

Hop: You’re a dumberbutt!

Leon: You think “dumberbutt” is a good insult!

Hop: Oh, flaaffysticks!

Leon: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fu- uhm the fluffing language!

Hop: Okay, truth or dare?

Leon: Truth

Hop: How many hours have you slept this week?

Leon: ...Dare

Hop: Go to bed.

Leon: I don’t like this game.

Leon: I'm bored, any suggestions?

Hop: Sleeping is nice.

Leon: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it.

Leon, in overprotective Big Bro Mode: You know what’s funny about Hop? They’re my Lil bro and best friend. So, if there's anyone who’d hurt them, then that someone that hurt Hop, well I’d... uh.... end their subscription to life... probably.

[fleshthatfalls]

raihan : hey my family has issues, too

y/n, in a poor galarian accent : oh, really ? did someone butter their bread with a steak knife ?

[godeateralex]

Victor: “Okay. Fine. You're way creepy. But that doesn't mean you have to stay locked in your room. You think you're alone, Marnie, but you're not.”

*Marnie opens her door and hugs Victor*

Victor: *Blushes a bit* “Uh...”

*Victor gets hit by Wooloo*

Hop: “Whoo-hoo! Wooloo-Ball!”

Marnie: “….”

[caramel-sandiego]

Gordie: Sorry, Mom, called you by accident. Melony: That’s okay. Melony: Had you by accident.