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Emilio: Levriero, no matter what I've said, I've always sort of liked you!

Levriero: Emilio, I used your apple to unclod my toilet!

Emilio: What?

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Weiss: I think we're gonna have to kill this guy, Custard.

Custard: Damn.

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Edgar: My top surgery went really well.

Roki: That's great! My bottom surgery is next week.

Edgar & Roki: I can't believe we're both goth and trans!

Poe: I'm a communist!

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Smile: So how's the pasta?

Levriero: Oh, it was great! Send my compliments to the chef.

Smile: Alright!

*At the kitchen*

Smile: Hey chef.

Ash: Yeah?

Smile: You have beautiful eyes.

Ash: :)

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The rivalry never ends...

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Himeko Shiratori: You can't kick me out of here, I LIVE HERE TOO!

Manshee: SO MOVE!!!

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Custard: Dad, wake up!

Mousse: Five more minutes!

Custard: You've been in a coma for 2 years!

Mousse: ...

Mousse: Okay, two minutes...

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Senshiiiii: all your music sounds the same

Majooooo: LEIT MOTIF BITCH

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Suit: Detective, this a crime scene!

Smogumbo, at the refrigerator, holding three small buckets of ice cream: WHAT IS THIS, A MURDER WEAPON?? GET OFF MY DICK!

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Jade: Abomination...

Mousse: Stupid head!

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When the Ghoulfellas boys brought coke to the Pop’n 16 party~

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Kiryu: You two ARE having sex!

Madoka: We are? Jammer, why didn’t you tell me I have to put my book down.

Jammer: ???

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Jade: Everybody hates me!

Custard: No, little dude, honest!

Mousse: H-hold on, I-I hate him.

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The Ghoulfellas now have Twitter accounts but things are getting heated. Tatoli is trying to type but Sipec got up in his face.

That retweet is a quote tweet from Direno, telling him to calm down.

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Mousse’s arc in Sitrestoria in a nutshell:

Mousse: You are the worst person I met on Lapistoria.

Jade: You are deaf to the sins of this Pop’n World.

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Tatoli: why mafia isn’t a fucking aesthetic: a thread

Marge: i cooka da pizza

Tatoli: go fuck yourself, for real. i cant with these people anymore. i hate all from the bottom of my heart. ignorant pieces of shit