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Ramayan: a character analysis
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I just found a paper which had a Ramayan and Mahabharat stupid character analyses cause me and my friend couldn't be bothered to do physics and maths so I'm gonna share them with y'all >:D
Its kinda school / work/ jumble au made for funsies :3
Lakshman:
The Original Angry Bird
Its also his nickname
probably had a emo and My Little Pony phase
He knows all the My Little Pony lore
He's the guy who can basically conjure up anything and everything the second you need it
Some idiot (read: us): aw, dammit- I forgot the lighter!
Lakshman, tending to a fire he made with nothing but a leaf: what?
I'd like to think he's also very paranoid about hygiene
He has a secret fanclub he's unaware of
EXTREMELY COMPETITIVE AND WILL DO HIS BEST TO DECIMATE THE OPPONENT WITHOUT HESITATION
•will shake the opponent's hands in congratulations/his version of 'you did good' (depending on the result of the match) after whatever they were competing for while smiling and speaking in the kindest tone known to mankind as if he just hadn't attempted murder :)
The house is FULL of woodworking projects he's made by himself- people see a LOT of them on Urmila's and Ram's desks/workplaces/lockers :)
Adding onto that he almost always has like tiny little wood chips/sticking eticking on to HIM AND HIM ONLY👍
Shatrughan:
Who?
he's the kid who took arts as a stream, probably
He writes fanfiction on characters that deserve more attention than they get
Has ALL the tea even though noone even THOUGH HE'S NOT EVEN PRESENT AT THE SCENE IN THE CCTV-
He's the great vent-entity that possesses every vent in existence, that's how-
He's the guy with PERFECT attendance but somehow STILL gets questioned if he's even in class or not :(
He's the very cool wine uncle and has a very great taste in fashion
Spews out show/game references left and right
Has a secret book with masterplans on how to pull the greatest pranks in history
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Brahma: Lol Ravan, are you scared, bitch? Are you planning to kill a poor defenseless woman, you coward?
Ravan: I'm SO MUCH not a coward, that I'll NEVER look for this woman, who has been prophesied to kill me, EVER.
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Lakshman: do you think birds have feelings?
Rama: it’s 4 am go the fuck to SLEEP
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Surpanakha: So, what's your type?
Rama: I have a wife.
Surpanakha: So what's your type, then?
Rama: My wife.
Surpanakha: And what does she look like?
Rama: She looks like my wife.
Surpanakha: So what would you rate me out of 10?
Rama: Umm, I can't do that.
Surpanakha: Can't rate me at all?
Rama: I can't rate you at all.
Surpanakha: What would you rate your wife out of 10?
Rama: She broke my scale.
Rama: Because she's so beautiful.
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Other avatars of Vishnu: 💀💣💥⚡🔫🗡
Krishna: 😇🤡💅🌸🎶🎉
#this was funny in my head#trust me#look at it with my vision#you found it funny?#yes? mwah <3#no? die :/#hindu mythology#krishna#incorrect mahabharat#incorrect mythology#incorrect quotes#incorrect hindu mythology#hindu myth memes#mythology memes#hindu gods#vishnu#ramayan#mahabharat#desiblr
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Hanuman, to Ravan: Can I have a seat?
Ravan: *cracks up* What makes you think so?
Hanuman: *shrugs* Touche.
Hanuman: *expands his tail and coils it on the floor to create a seat for himself that is higher than the seat of Ravan's throne and sits on it, smirking*
Ravan:
Hanuman: So anyways-
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Okay guys. The Adipurush memes are really funny and I am really enjoying everyone coming out guns blazing, but there's something important I want to say.
Please stop using the word chhapri in a derogatory way. The chhapris are an oppressed caste, so the word is a casteist slur.
Use "cringe" or "hooligan" or "gunda" or "edgy" or whatever fits for you to describe Raavan and his family's horrible fashion sense but please stop throwing around casteist slurs. As a Dalit Hindu, it's really uncomfortable to see these words casually thrown around as insults everywhere.
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Do y'all want me to make incorrect quotes for the Ayodhya cousins??? (Based on MY headcanons)
I will make them anyways but just asking
Because they are so underrated and looked over like why are you all ignoring the babies :(
#the ayodhya cousins#ramayana#ramayan#incorrect ramayan quote#hindu mythology#desiblr#luv#kush#taksh#pushkal#chhota angad#chandraketu#subahu#shatrughati
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Laxman: How are you today? Rama: Please don’t make me think about my life.
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Ram*to Sita*: Why are there mango seeds all over the garden ?
Sita*to Hanuman*: Why are there mango seeds all over the garden ?
Hanuman: Because I had mangoes for lunch Sita Ma *shrugs*
Sita: Because he had mangoes for lunch ~_~
Inspired from my bestie @inc0rrectmyths
@unmadana @aasthuu @sivuda @chaoticallykindmortal
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Ramayan: character analysis
Part 2
Link to part 1
This is the second part of sharing the stuff me and my friend made bc we couldn't be bothered to do physics and maths!!
Bharat
He has a great shoe taste
He loves painting
*sobs in colour theory*
He's the guy who quotes Bob Ross in perfect timing
Bharat: hey, look, its just a sketch but I didn't know if it's nice, should I keep it?
Also Bharat, holding a replica of the Mona Lisa:
Always carries the cutest little sketch-book and watercolour kit just in case
Its filled with candid moments of his family and pretty landscapes
He's the dude who took architecture for studying but always gets mistaken for an engineer
He's the university senior that everyone goes to for advice when they contemplate their life desicions
Jokes on them half the time he too is contemplating life
He and Mandavi are complete cutie pies
They both blush FURIOUSLY at any and every point of contact
Shatrughan is wondering how they didn't faint yet atp
If Shatrughan is the cool uncle, he's the uncle who gives great hugs
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Hindu mythology as vines
ya’ll knew this was coming
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Omg yez
Bharat when Kaushalya accuses him of working with Kaikeyi:
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Starting the Ramayan like
Vishnu: Ok, this time, my avatar is gonna be a king whose actions will set an example for all of humanity. I shall name him Rama.
Shiva:
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𝗦𝗵𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗿𝘁𝗶: "Never" means Not Ever.
𝗨𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗮: "Studying" means Student Dying.
𝗠𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗮𝘃𝗶: "Blush" means Blood Rush.
𝗦𝗶𝘁𝗮: And "Idiot" means you three.
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Vibhishan: May I approach the bitch?
Ravan: .....What did you just say?
Vibhishan: I said "May I approach the bench?"
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