#incorrect quotes miguel o'hara

[skylarinfinity]

m/n: [talking to spiderman] so you spiderman from earth-616... are you good looking like daddy miguel from earth-928? i take decent as the answer.

peter: [nervous] oh uh- i think i am decent- i guess?

m/n: [looking at spiderman with raised eyebrow] hum let's me see that beauty-

[portal appear behind them and spider-man 2099]

m/n: [gaps] daddy miguel! you found me [hug miguel]

miguel: [scowled but let's m/n hug him] stop calling me that! and stop disappearing without my permission!

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[fromjannah]

ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE + memes/text posts (1/?)

[iwannabealice]

miguel: yesterday, i overheard miles saying “are you sure this is a good idea?” and hobie replying “trust me,” and i have never moved from one universe to another so quickly in my life

[demigoddessqueens]

Y/n: truth or dare?

Miguel: truth

Y/n: how many hours of sleep have you got?

Miguel: dare

Y/n: go to bed

Miguel: I don’t like this game

[asmodeus542]

Miguel: Lately, some of you have been a little...out of sorts.

[Miles lowers his head]

Miguel: Erratic.

[Pavitr whistles]

Miguel: Unreliable.

[Hobie rolls his eyes]

Miguel: Down right sloppy.

[Gwen arches her eyebrow]

Miguel: Except you, LEGO Spider-Man. You've been great.

[glouris]

[incorrect-spiderverse]

Hobie grabs Miles's shoulders: "Would you take a bullet for me?"

Miles: "...yes?"

*Miguel angrily burst into the room*

Hobie: *running away* "Great, thanks!"

[fiendishfables]

Miguel, addressing the Spider Society: And if you have any suggestions about how things should be run around here, feel free to put them in the suggestion box.


Y/N: But – that’s just a trash can.


Miguel: It sure is.

[misquoted-chronicles]

*At a club, music pulsing in the background*

Miguel: *lounging in his seat* Miguel: *pulls Y/n onto his lap* Come here, hermosa. Get cozy.

Y/n: *smiling* Aww, this is cute! I love it.

Miguel: *wrapping arms around Y/n's waist* Yeah? You like being here with me?

Y/n: Absolutely.

*Across the room, a guy eyes Y/n, lingering just a bit too long*

Miguel: *glancing over, narrowing eyes, silent glare directed at the guy*

Y/n: *noticing Miguel’s change in demeanor* Hey, what’s wrong? You look a little intense.

Miguel: *forcing a smile* Nothing at all. Just enjoying the view.

Y/n: Well, I’m glad I’m part of that view. *snuggles closer, unaware of the protective stance*

Miguel: *murmurs softly, still focused on the guy* Yeah, you’re definitely mine.

[trickarrows-bishop]

[skylarinfinity]

[miguel jump in front of m/n to protect him]

m/n: [gasp] his backside! [staring at miguel abs and arse]

miguel: [turn to face m/n] really m/n? [shake his head in disappointmen]

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[fromjannah]

ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE + the onion headlines (2/?)

[iwannabealice]

peter b: well, if you want my advice-

miles: no offense at all but you’re the last person i want relationship advice from. you tried to kill your partner. multiple times

peter b: first off, that was before we started dating. secondly, he also tried to kill me

miguel: it’s true. it was mutually attempted murder

[demigoddessqueens]

y/n: you’re the most jealous man I know

Miguel: you know other men??

Y/n: 😑🫤

[bruciemilf]

Miguel: I’ll never stop! Mark my words, I will stop at NOTHING until I get that sarcastic, irresponsible, yapping little Miles Morales right here,—

Layla: He’s in universe 022 :)

Miguel: I am stopping RIGHT here.

Gwen: ??

Peter: His exes universe! Don’t know why he’s so scared to go,—

Miguel: I am NOT scared,—

Peter: Bruce is a cool guy once you get to know him. Weird eyeliner and all.

Miguel: It’s called eyeblack, and it’s NOT weird!

-

Miles: So… What’s the deal with your dads, exactly?

Jason: oh dude where do I start

[multi-fandom-imagine]

|| Across The Spiderverse •Incorrect Quotes• ||

Miguel O’Hara: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Reader.: It was autocorrect.

Miguel O’Hara: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Reader.: Yes.

•

Miguel O’Hara: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.

Reader: Hi, I’m ‘things’.

•

Miguel O’Hara: Y/n, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

Reader, naked in Miguel O’Hara's bed: No, I absolutely do not.

Miguel O’Hara, already taking off their clothes: Fuck... Me neither.

•

Reader: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.

Peter B. Parker: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

Reader: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.

Miguel O’Hara, on a walkie talkie: This is Miguel O’Hara, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.

•

Peter B. Parker: This totally sucks, man.

Miguel O’Hara: This is horrible.

Peter B. Parker: Yeah, I know, I mean look at today’s news.

Miguel O’Hara: No, it’s not that, it’s Y/n.

Miguel O’Hara: It’s just like, I can’t get them out of my head and every time I look at them I have this pains in my chest, and I just know it’s their fault, that bitch!

•

Reader: *yawns*

Miguel O’Hara: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Reader: Then you must be exhuasted.

Peter B. Parker: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

•

Peter B. Parker: We have a problem.

Miguel O’Hara: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

Reader: Ha!

•

Miguel O’Hara: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

Reader: Aren't you forgetting something?

Miguel O’Hara: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Reader's forehead before running out.*

Reader: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

•

Miguel O’Hara: I love you.

Reader, not paying attention: What was that?

Miguel O’Hara: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

•

Peter B. Parker: Is this your plan B?

Reader: Technically, this is plan P.

Peter B. Parker: Plan P? Is there a plan M?

Reader: Yes, but I marry Miguel in plan M.

Miguel O’Hara: I like plan M.

•

Peter B. Parker: I didn't drink that much last night.

Miguel O’Hara: You were flirting with Y/n.

Peter B. Parker: So what? They're my partner.

Miguel O’Hara: You asked if they were single.

Miguel O’Hara: And then you cried when they said they weren't.

•

Reader: Would you like something to drink? *opens the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-

Miguel O’Hara: Spiders?

Reader: Spiders it is then.

Miguel O’Hara: No, that wasn't-

* But you were already pouring them a brimming glass of spiders…*

•

Reader: I made tea.

Miguel O’Hara: I don’t want tea.

Reader: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Miguel O’Hara: Then why are you telling me?

Reader: It is a conversation starter.

Miguel O’Hara: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Reader: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

•

Reader: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Miguel O’Hara: I do have a sense of humor you know

Reader: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Miguel O’Hara: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

•

Reader: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Miguel O’Hara: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Peter B Parker: Smad.

•

Reader: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Miguel O’Hara: *turning to Peter* How tall are you?

•

Miles Morales: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Reader: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Peter B Parker: I got distracted about halfway through.

Miguel O’Hara: Ignoring you was a conscious decision

•

Reader: Yo is Miles sleeping or dead?

Miguel O’Hara: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.

Peter B Parker: Yeah, so did I.

Miles Morales: Okay first of all, fuck you-

•

Reader, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Miguel O’Hara, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Peter B Parker, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Miles Morales, trembling: What are we playing

•

Reader: Why is Miguel so sad?

Peter B Parker: They took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes

Reader: And...?

Miguel O’Hara: I got Miles Morales.

•

Reader: I think we're missing something.

Miguel O’Hara: Teamwork?

Peter B Parker: Cohesion?

Miles Morales: A general sense of what we’re doing?

•

Reader: I think Miles Morales was right.

Miguel O’Hara: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'

Peter B Parker: They wouldn't do that.

Miles Morales: You're right, Peter. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.

Miles Morales: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Miles Morales Told You So' on the back*

•

Reader: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Miguel O’Hara: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Peter B Parker: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

•

Reader: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.

Miguel O’Hara: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Peter Parker isn’t

•

Reader: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Miguel O’Hara: Wasn't Peter with you?

Peter B Parker: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

•

Reader: HELP! I TOLD PETER I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Miguel O’Hara, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

•

Reader: You look nice, I want to kiss you.

Miguel O’Hara: What?

Reader: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN’T MISS YOU.

•

Reader: As top in this relationship, I think we should-

Miguel O’Hara: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

•

Miguel : Y/n and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Reader: Sentences.

Miguel : Don't interrupt me.

•

Miguel: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Reader: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Miguel: No! Four to five seconds!

Reader: Too late!!!

•

Miguel: I'm so tough, I'm on alert even when there's no danger!

Reader: Miguel, that's PTSD.