#incorrect quotes markiplier egos

[faecaribou]

Dark: What do you call disobeying the law? Wilford: A hobby. Dark: *crosses their arms* Wilford: That I do not engage in.

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2630

Roommate meeting. (Dialogue from What We Do in the Shadows.)

[foxtamer113]

Dark: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Wilford, cracks his knuckles: Manslaughter it is.

[incorrect-quotes-egos]

Yancy: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Wilford: They do.

Bim: …Why did you say that with such certainty?

[shabeeboothedrawingender]

I saw this in ADWM and it was funny for my AU, so I made this.

(App: Twinote)

[uncorrectegoquotes]

Wilford: 'You'll never find the body' is such a boring threat. A better threat would be; 'You'll never stop finding the body.'

Host, bored: Or just say, 'They'll be finding parts of you for at least four months...and you'll still be alive for three of them.'

Wilford: Now that's a threat!

Bim, covering Eric's ears: *horrified silence*

[septicwriters]

Dark: "Get on your knees."

Anti:....

Dark: "I said get down on the ground!"

Anti: "What? S̛o ̕we ca̴n ̛t̛alk to͏ e͜a͜ch̀ot͡he̷r̛ at ̛th͏e͞ ͡sa̵m̨e h̶ie͝g̀ht̕?"

[adalwolfgang]

(Inspired by @archiviststar)

(Viewer): I'm having problems with a guy.

Wilford: Like his dead body won't fit in your car problems or "you like him" problems?

(Viewer): The “I like him" problems.

Wilford, shrugs : Too bad, I could have actually helped you with the other types.

(Viewer): …

(Viewer), trying not to crack a smile: You would bury yourself?

Wilford: Yeah I mean- wait-

Wilford:

[not-mary-sue]

Actor Mark: As far back as I can remember, I always knew I deserved to be dead.

[uncool-hero]

Markiplier Ego Incorrect Quotes

Abe: Why is there blood everywhere???

Wilford: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife

Abe: YOU STABBED SOMEONE?!

Wilford: No, no, aggressively poked them with a knife

[mbgcreates]

M: Is something burning?

Dark: Just my desire for you~

M: Dark, the toaster is literally on fire....

Pulled from this incorrect quotes website called Perchance, which sources from both Tumblr posts and tv shows (which tend to pop up in incorrect quotes Tumblr posts lol), and has options for romantic and platonic and sfw versus not! It is very fun to mess around with lol. I've put the visual id under the cut cuz it blocked part of the image

three panels. in panel one, just M is standing, confused. in panel 2, Dark is leaning across the kitchen island seductively with bright light behind him. in the last, it is revealed that the toaster is enveloped in a raging fire

[faecaribou]

Wilford and Host: *sitting on a bench looking miserable* Dark: What's wrong? Wilford: Sit with us and I'll tell you. Dark, sitting down: Well? Wilford: This bench is freshly painted. Dark: Host: Yeah they did it to me too.

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2610

(Dialogue from Baldur's Gate 3.) Bonus:

[foxtamer113]

Dark: This is a mistake.

Wilford, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Dark: But not today.

Wilford, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess.

[incorrect-quotes-egos]

Damien: What the fuck? People actually tell their crushes they like them??

Mark: What the hell do you do?

Damien: I die? What kinda question…

[tales-from-the-markcu]

I’m definitely not the first person to bring this up, but do y’all ever wonder if Wilford Warfstache was semi-inspired by Jim Carrey’s portrayal of the Grinch?

I was watching it recently and the manner of speaking sort of reminded me of Wilford, and we know that Mark is a fan of that movie because of UA. Obviously they’re different character-wise, but I feel like the speech patterns may have been somewhat inspired by that.