#incorrect poppy war quotes

[fangruninsimp]

Altan: Take me to an art museum and make out with me.

Chaghan: But they said not to touch the masterpieces...

Altan: Well, someone has to pin the artwork to the wall.

Chaghan: fuck

[k9punkout]

Kitay: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right

Rin: Looking right because you left

Kitay: Looking up cause you let me down

Rin: Looking down cause you fucked up

Nezha: What is wrong with you two

[zetadraconis11]

Seen this way, the Ministry of Magic and the school made the book and Professor Weasley just gave it to us.

Just think how Professor Fig would react to that.

or Mc's friends react to it. Mc runs past him and they ask what MC is doing

I could easily imagine Ominis jumping on Mc and would like an explanation from Mc why.

The Ministry of Magic is certainly a mixed bag of morals, imo. I wouldn't put it past them to actually include the Unforgiveables. Especially if they weren't as forbidden as they are during Harry Potter time.

With that said, I've heard some thoughts of Fig being a very chill guardian of MC, lol. Especially since he knows all about MC's Ancient Magic and "destiny". So...

Prof. Fig: So the book has the Unforgivables in it?

Prof. Weasley: Yes, I know it's concerning, but I hope MC won't do anything rash...

Fig: I trust MC. She'll be fine.

Weasley: What?

Fig, casually sipping tea: She's a responsible young adult. Once she is given a task, she completes it. I wouldn't worry.

*meanwhile*

Ominis: Your book says you need to learn WHAT?!

Garreth: Wow, I didn't think my aunt would be that hard-core...

MC: It's not that big of a deal...right?

Sebastian: No, I don't think-

Ominis: You lost your opinion privileges, Sebastian, you don't have a say in this!

Amit: But...why would the Field Guide require you to learn them? They're very frowned upon by the magic society.

Natty: Maybe it's to understand the spells most dark wizards use?

Poppy: I suppose that makes sense, but it seems rather dangerous to toe that line.

Sebastian: I mean, as long as you-

Ominis: *covers Sebastian’s mouth with his hand*

MC: Okay...I will literally get hives if I do not complete EVERYTHING I'm given, so I will learn these spells just to not be haunted by an incomplete task.

The group:

Poppy: ...at least you have a can-do attitude?

[incorrectfbaaquotes]

Kieran: What exactly is your plan?

Poppy: I told you! Save everyone and get home safely.

Kieran: That’s not a plan, that’s a wishlist.

[chrysos17yafantasy]

- Casteel & Keiran whenever poppy gets mad at them

[velvetthebun]

Chaghan: All you do is whine...

Rin: Untrue. I also suffer, rot, wail, wallow, haunt, mourn, and rage

Original:

[lost-mango]

Rin: You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes? Kitay: Making four accounts. Rin, tearing up: Really…?

[softfae]

Kitay: So what's it like dating Rin?

Nezha: Once I asked her for water while she was still pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait."

Kitay:

Nezha: I'm gonna ask her to marry me.

[smuttydreambarbie]

Poppy: *breaks 20 guards' necks at the same time*

Casteel: Listen, I know this is repetitive of me... But that was so fucking hot.

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

Altan: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.

Chaghan: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

Altan: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.

Rin, on a walkie talkie: This is Rin, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.

(the generator)

[fangruninsimp]

Kitay: Guys... I think we should turn back now.

Venka: Mama didn't raise a little bitch, we keep going!

Nezha: No no, mama did raise a little bitch, I say we go back.

Rin: Mama raised nobody actually because she's dead.

Kitay, tearing up: Rin...

[k9punkout]

Venka: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.

Venka: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

[zetadraconis11]

HL Incorrect Quote #87

Poppy: I can't believe we got to be so close to a dragon! It was amazing!

MC: Yeah...that's a word for it...

Poppy: I suppose her fire got a little close-

MC: A little close?! I could have roasted marshmallows!

Poppy: But she wasn't going to harm us.

MC: Considering my first experience with a dragon was near-death one, you can see why I'm surprised and relieved she didn't kill us.

Poppy:

Poppy: Oh yeah... I forgot you dealt with a dragon before...

MC: Yes, and it was terri-

Poppy: You're so lucky you got to see TWO dragons, then! Oh, I wish I could say the same!

[incorrectfbaaquotes]

Reaver: Good morning, Poppy.

Poppy: Cas used to call me that…

Reaver: Yeah, because it’s your fucking name.

[chrysos17yafantasy]

Poppy and Casteel the moment something bad has happened

[chaotic-timelord]

Rin and Altan: Say no to drugs. Rin and Altan: Say yes to drugs. Rin and Altan: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs, cause if you're talking to drugs... then you're on drugs.

I feel like this’d be accurate for the 2 of them in an au where they’re just living happily and teaching other Speerlies how to deal with the Phoenix haunting them. Or just Rin saying this to anyone who asked her about the topic in her opium-addiction days