#incorrect nielwoon

[incorrect-nielwoon]

Daniel: sungwoon’s a short drink of coffee.

Jisung: what does that even mean?

Daniel: he’s small, bitter, artificially sweetened, and essential to my survival.

[wanna-able]

Daniel: I have the height advantage.

Sungwoon: Your kneecaps don’t.

[ongie]

i just hit 3k and it is time for another blog appreciation post!! sorry for the banner

tagged: mutuals

bold: my favs

✧˖° : scroll for a short message, bc Perhaps i’m cheesy

IF YOU ARE READING THIS ON MOBILE TRY IT WITH YOUR LAPTOP BC IT’S RLY GLITCHY ON MOBILE!!!

accounts are listed in order of blogs in chronological order?? is that how u describe it lol i mean the blogs are in descending order of how recently i followed

(sorry if i left anyone out i’m having the fattest headache ever as i make this u gh pls know i didn’t do it on purpose)

messages are also only written for my favs who are still active hsksk some aren’t active so i didn’t want the message to go unread

@kimjaehwan ✧˖° / ongniels / @park-woojin / @alpacadong / @ong101 / @onghwangs / @danik-chu / @leedaehwi / @extraongdinary / @yoonjsung / @nielongs / @hasungwoons / @ilhoonsmj ✧˖° / @kingdans / wooijn / pinkudan / kngniel / @kimsjaehwan / @baejinsgirl ✧˖° / @ongsecngwoo / @ongeuigeon / daeswhis / @defsouldanik / @idaehwi / @jinslongguo / deerbaejin / @wannaoneioi / @p-arkwoojin / @jaehwn / seong-wu / @ongniel-wan / @jeo-jang / @1kdn / @wannx-one / @ongwink / @ysjisung / @parkwoojin ✧˖° / @whonpil / @hasungswoon / @kangniel / @wanna-one ✧˖° / @wnnaone/ @fluffykth / @hynjaes / @woojinnies / @guanbins / @sweetnct / @guanlliver / @ongnable / @sungwoonstae / @nielwoon / @jwy / @ggukheon ✧˖° / @dae-hwee 

i’m eating spicy rice cakes as i type these stuff and um i’m inhaling so much from the spice and all lightheaded so please excuse me lol

kenia: hello!! ok we talked like once but umm i needed to write this bc u are probably the reason i created this blog and u are also the first person i followed?? i admired u a lot hsksksksk i followed you when you were still peudyu101?? i think?? i was literally ur fan and now we are mutuals mum i’ve made it

sarah: ayo what is up i miss u so much wow i can’t wait till is see you again in june!!! we’ve been friends for awhile wow and icb we’ve met irl like thrice?? anyway i hope u are doing good in uni and i love u pls eat and rest well hahahahahah

abia: we don’t talk a lot!!! but whenever i talk to u my heart gets all fluttery i think i have a crush on u.... kidding pls don’t take me seriously but i would really really like to talk more to u!!!

alissa: OK I THINK TUMBLR DIDN’T SAVE MY MESSAGE TO U SO HERE IT IS I AM SORRY I PROMISE I DIDNT FORGET U?? first of all ur gifs are fucking nice like wow um a gif god?? and secondly u are so funny and sweet and nice to talk to and i always!!! have so much fun having conversations with u?? my cherry blossom... ily

merve: MUM hi i love u and thank u for tolerating my bullshit all the time icb u are still friends w me even after i told u about that morally incorrect chinese drama i was watching... also u are such a joy to talk to like whether u are talking about daniel or anything else i enjoy it so much!!! i love u 

ace: YO ok so i’m sorry that i keep being unable to meet w u hsksksk i’m all sickly all of a sudden this year rip :( but it’s rly fun to talk to u and i hope we get to meet up soon!!!!  ily

[incorrect-nielwoon]

Sungwoon: I can’t believe we’re locked in this room together

Daniel, throwing a key out the window: yes truly unfortunate

[incorrect-nielwoon]

Sungwoon: he wants to talk about his feelings... I'm not good at that

[flashback]

Daniel: I'm just... feeling so hurt and shocked and I don't know how to react and... are you climbing out the window?

Sungwoon, climbing out the window: no

[incorrect-nielwoon]

Daniel: let’s watch Shark Boy and Lava Girl!

Sungwoon: okay

Daniel: and make out during the scary parts

Sungwoon: th

Sungwoon: the scary parts

Sungwoon: of Shark Boy and Lava Girl

[incorrect-nielwoon]

Sungwoon: wait, did you just flirt with me?

Daniel: have been for almost a year but thanks for noticing

[incorrect-nielwoon]

Sungwoon: attention

Daniel: what's up

Sungwoon: no, I just meant give me attention

Daniel, opening his arms for a hug: well, come here then

Sungwoon, thinking: that worked better than planned

Sungwoon, out loud: well if you say so

[incorrect-nielwoon]

Sungwoon: that's ridiculous. Daniel doesn't have a crush on me

Jinyoung: yes he does

Daehwi: yes he does

Seongwoo: yes he does

Minhyun: yes he does

Woojin: yes he does

Jaehwan: yes he does

Daniel: yes I do

[incorrect-nielwoon]

Sungwoon: you need them to think that you’re stronger than you actually are.

Daniel: is that what you do?

Sungwoon: me? oh no. my power is no illusion.

Sungwoon: I can fucking demolish you.

[incorrect-nielwoon]

Sungwoon: my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. what should I do?

Guanlin: punch him in the stomach. then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Woojin: tackle him.

Jinyoung: dump him.

Jihoon: kick him in the shin.

Daniel: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

[incorrect-nielwoon]

Someone: I don't really like Sungwoon

Daniel: unfriended, unfollowed, blocked, my mom's calling your mom and you're not invited to my teen queen sweet sixteen summer beach bash birthday party

[incorrect-nielwoon]

Daniel: [kisses Sungwoon's forehead]

Sungwoon: what was that?

Daniel: um, affection?

Sungwoon: gross

Sungwoon: do it again

[incorrect-nielwoon]

Ong: admit it! you like my boyfriend.

Sungwoon: oh, come on. I mean, am I attracted to Daniel? sure. do my days feel better when I'm around him? yeah. does he get me in ways no man ever has? indubitably. do I fantasize about him? yes, but only in two positions. look, am I the kind of guy who would try to steal someone else's boyfriend? sure, of course, but do I like him? the answer's no.

[incorrect-nielwoon]

Sungwoon: Daniel can I talk to you for a minute?

Daniel: oooooh someone’s in troouuuble

Daniel: it’s me

Daniel: I don’t know why I did that

[incorrect-nielwoon]

Daniel: anybody under 5'7 can't be talking about fighting anyone. like, what are you going to do? headbutt someone in the nipples?

Sungwoon: say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.