#incorrect kiof

[kpop-girlgroup-quotes]

Julie: What did Frosty the Snowman do other than come to life, do a little dance, then die?

Belle: Isn't that all anyone ever does, really?

[kissofquotes]

Natty: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Julie: You are my reward.

*meanwhile*

Belle: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Haneul: True, you can be really difficult at times.

[flwoie]

LOVE IN DISGUISE — PARK SUNGHOON

SUMMARY Secrets are meant to be kept. Sunghoon never keeps secrets though, well except one—his friends being members of a super secret spy team. He finds out on the night he gets kidnapped and is rescued by them. That night, his friend offers him to be a part of the team to stop an organization, SPY-DER LILLIES, from destroying their campus and agency, I.R.I.S (International Resource for Intellectual Spies). And like the goofy goober he is, he joins for a jetpack and to impress his longtime friend and crush, the black cat agent, in order to win her heart before the spiders come crawling up his back.

TUNE IN TO WATCH THE SERIES OF SUNGHOON LEARNING HOW TO BE THE WORLD’S GREATEST SPY WITH HIS FRIENDS AND HIS JETPACK!

STARRING spy! sunghoon x spy! f! reader (WITH txt’s beomgyu, loossemble’s yeojin, lsfm’s kazuha, nwjns’ minji, kiof’s belle, xdh’s junhan)

GENRE smau + written, romcom, episodic, friends to lovers, college au, spy au, characters inspired by my friend group, heavily inspired by that one spy kickin’ it episode (s3, ep 21)

CONTAINS 15+, profanity, light violence, brainrot😭, spy terminology isn’t fully accurate, also 50% of the chapters in here are not even spy related, incorrect timestamps (pls ignore) (chapters will specify warnings)

STATUS airing (whenever i feel like it @ 5PM CST) | july 9, 2024 - …

SOUNDTRACK

TAGLIST IS OPEN ✧ SEND AN ASK OR COMMENT UNDER MAIN MASTERLIST

🗯️ GUYS IK IVE BEEN DIPPING SMAUS BUT TRUST ME, I WONT DIP THIS ONE….

📻 : “I.R.I.S. TEAM 5 REPORTING, OVER…!”

MISSION #001 — PILOT IN DISGUISE

↳ sunghoon joins his friends’ spy team

one : jetpack joyride [0.9k]

two : the haters be hating [0.3k + smau]

three : my tall american friend

four : cuz im a sigma…👻

five : theres many girls in the fish

six : chicken butt

seven : when there's a screen, ao3 must be seen

eight : im gonna touch u lil bro

MISSION #002 — PARTY IN DISGUISE

↳ the boys throws a boys-only party in the lair while you’re out of town

nine : back early [0.2k]

ten : w rizz amirite

eleven : fake gucci pants..

twelve : H H HELL NAH🤦‍♀️ [0.5k]

thirteen : like the roblox game?

fourteen : the hell is spoogle images [0.7k + smau]

MISSION #003 — ENEMY IN DISGUISE

↳ the team keeps tabs on an I.R.I.S spy-in-training, who’s possibly a part of the SPY-DER LILLIES

fifteen : and ur dumb

sixteen : hide ur ladies🤫🥱

seventeen : luh luh loserrr

eighteen : what an ugly pepperoni […]

ninteen : PAUSE…

twenty : btw calc is short for calculator […]

twenty one : diss me diss me now u gotta kiss me

MISSION #004 — GAMES IN DISGUISE

↳ when the team is sent on a mission to defeat a tech team of SPY-DER LILLIES, they get transported to the internet world

... to be added

MISSION #005 — WITNESS IN DISGUISE

↳ the team joins a witness protection program after witnessing a fight between two canadian spy organizations

… to be added

MISSION #006 — CRUSHES IN DISGUISE

↳ in order for sunghoon to pass his final spy assessment, he needs to get over his crush

... to be added

MISSION #007 — CAMP IN DISGUISE

↳ the team is recruited to be camp counsellors for I.R.I.S spies-in-training

... to be added

enhypen masterlist

[random-potat]

and they were roommates - kjs smau - masterlist

synopsis: With long-time K-pop fans asking for another season of the infamous variety show We Got Married, MBC brings it back with a spin-off, We Became Roommates. As a way to bring K-pop fans together, the first season involves six idols born in 2005. With seeing each other every day, doing missions for every episode, making memories, and fans watching and shipping, blossoming friendships and a bubbling romance can't be helped. 

pairing: idol!jongseob x fem idol!reader

genre: idol au, crack, fluff, humour, angst (if you squint) coworkers to friends to lovers, slowburn (??)

featuring: members of p1h, enhypen's ni-ki, tws' youngjae, kiof haneul, billlie's siyoon, nct's mark, zb1's matthew, the boyz' kevin & jacob, itzy's lia.

warnings: swearing, poor attempts at humour, intentional grammatical errors, incorrect timestamps, hateful comments

notes: this is my first ever smau so please bare with me. working on this made me realize how much time really goes into making these smaus so i really applaud those who make them :) this is a work of fiction!! this should not be taken as a reflection of real-life individuals and circumstances!!

schedule: whenever i can (っ- ‸ - ς)

taglist; open 📌: @yoizhrs @sunoostripletriple @seobluv @sirenla @ttukii @kukkurookkoo @xoxo-reads @yveol @chuuswifereal @rkivegirlsblog @tkooooop @forever-atiny @i03jae @bludzk1llzyuzu @downmainstreet @astro-doll-the-star @rinaforstars @ssweetreveries @finnbbl @keropiimp3 @bee-the-loser @goldenmellow @stareaa ~

(send an ask or comment if you'd like to be added to the taglist ദ്ദി(｡•̀ ,<)~✩‧₊)

started: aug 8. 2024│ended: tba.

my masterlists

profiles. 7ucky / p1h / 05 roomiez / oh canada!

prologue: the spin-off

part 1: better get to packing

part 2: ik something u don't

part 3: the line-up

part 4: moving in (+ written | wc. 456)

part 5: matching items (written | wc. 1.4k)

part 6: mission: don't burn the house down (+ written | wc. 459)

part 7: first episode shenanigans

part 8:

part 9:

part 10:

more to be added...

[tfshouldidohere]

ok so my personal theories for the **possible** october comeback is tht:

its titled REM -> other than the things tht were pointed out by twitter users the other day (REM in the video teaser n insta ticket post) u can also see it being referenced a bunch in the music video of Sticky

-> at 1:30 u can see REM on the poster on the wall behind Haneul

-> u can also clearly see it again at 2:16 behind Belle after Julie n the backup dancers get out of the scene

the graffiti on the wall are song titles -> theres multiple graffiti words in the background between the chorus and the second verse

-> i can make out the words "Santo" and "Nihil" but im thinking tht Santo is most likely to be a song title bcuz it appeared 3 times

-> however i wont scratch out the word Nihil just yet bcuz im pretty sure Nihil is Latin for Nothing. and what is Nothing ??

-> its the b-side to their Midas Touch album !!!!!!!!! which miiight mean we might possibly get another version of this song? possibly a Korean version to this full-english song????

the posters on the wall are song titles -> "Back To Me" can be seen on a large poster behind Natty n Belle at 1:26, n it is also another possible song title !! we know Kiss of Life isnt shy when it comes to making love songs, so its entirely possible tht this is possibly a heartbreak song like Nothing !!

-> "Tequiero" or te quiero can be seen at 1:37 on a large poster with sunflowers to the right of the door/entrance. a quick google search shows that te quiero is spanish for a casual "i love you", which fits Kiss of Life's "love" theme

-> in the same scene we can also see a red poster that says "Sticky" which might just be a reference to the song itself. however it might also be possible tht its a hint tht its part or grouped together w the other songs, hinting that theyre apart of smthn bigger,,,, which takes us back to the theory tht Sticky is a pre-released song for the october album -> there r also posters inside the building but i could only make out 2 of them -> "Heart" can be seen right behind the REM poster at 2:16, it is pretty on theme for a song title for Kiof considering their reoccurring love-themed songs

-> u can also see a 3 posters with the words "Horror Movie Night". i suspect its bcuz since its gonna be in october, its gonna be a song referencing halloween possibly

the number 16 is related

-> twitter user @/kissofwilla alr theorized abt this in her twt post, but she basically said tht 16 weeks after Sticky's release will be the day Kiof posts the new album. this can be further supported by the the deliberate change of the number on Muranów Kino's door which is usually 11

music video spoiler? -> at 2:04, there is a video of someone swimming playing behind Belle on the giant screen. knowing Kiof, its possibly a spoiler for a music video on the possible october album

and thats all heheh :3!! pls take note tht this is all for fun n some or all of my theories could be v wrong n incorrect n i might be clowning myself 🫶🏻

OK GUYS TIME TO REACT TO STICKY

[kpop-girlgroup-quotes]

Belle: Why's the room spinning?

Haneul: Because you're exhausted

Belle, slurring: I can keep going

Haneul: Unnie, you just walked into a wall

Belle: Walls are sneaky

Haneal:.. they do not move

*Belle squints at the wall suspiciously*

Belle: Sure about that?

[kpop-girlgroup-quotes]

Haneul: I cut my finger

Natty: I can kiss it so it'll get better

Julie: That works?

Natty: Yeah. My grandma used to do it when I was little

*Later*

Julie: Punch me in the mouth

Belle: Wh-what?!

[kpop-girlgroup-quotes]

Haneul: Julie- and Belle unnie told me that instead of being sad, I should ‘Go get it, girl’

Haneul: So I’m going to go get it, girl

Natty: Get what?

Haneul: Unclear, I’ll get everything, just to be safe

[kpop-girlgroup-quotes]

Julie: Come on, I want to show you something

Julie: *turns and walks away*

Natty: Nice

Julie: That's not it, but thank you

[kissofquotes]

Belle: It’s just that lollipop sticks last longer than the head, even if they’re less flavorful. I’m thinking of paper sticks, because you can peel off the layers with your teeth or leave it there until they fall off naturally, but plastic sticks can be chewed on too or left sticking out like a cigarette. Paper straws can be eaten layer by layer over time though, so they have the edge.

Natty, bored: Can’t we just leave while they’re distracted?

Haneul, genuinely interested: But what about wooden sticks?

Natty: I hate you.

[kissofquotes]

Belle: What goes up but never comes down?

Julie: The amount of stress you're bringing this group

[kissofquotes]

Julie: They made Belle cry!

Natty: Belle always cries!

Belle: That's not true! *cries*

[kissofquotes]

Belle: There's no way she even likes me.

Haneul: Don't say that, Natty would throw herself in front of a moving car for you.

Belle: Natty threw herself in front of a moving car for an MV!

[kissofquotes]

Belle: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.

Haneul:

Belle: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?

Haneul: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my M&Ms.

[kissofquotes]

Belle, texting Julie: *sends a voice message*

Julie, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Belle: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*later*

Julie: *presses play*

Belle's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

[kissofquotes]

Julie: The joy of hanging out with Belle. You look away for 5 seconds to make sure something is set up correctly, and they bite the tip of a marker off.