#incorrect hippo campus

[incorrect-hippo-campus]

zach: sometimes the entire hippo campus fanbase will ask me 'what do you think you’re doing?' but that just means stop. they don’t actually want to know my thought process.

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source: incorrect-lotr-trash

[incorrect-hippo-quotes]

Jake: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, malewife our way out of this one, boys.

Zach, cracking his knuckles: Manslaughter it is then

[incorrect-hippo-quotes]

Jake (green text): Compliment me

Whistler (white text): You have eyes

Jake: Nice

romance is alive

[godlygreta]

1, 12 and 16!!

ahh <33 tysm for sending in an ask :]

1. what song makes you feel better?

i have a few for this one. warm glow by hippo campus is one of my main comfort songs. it's just everything to me, idk why. anthem is also one of them, i just adore and love the way josh's voice sounds. tears of rain as well; i can't with josh's vocals and how amazing jake's guitar solo is.

12. how are you?

i am doin good today! i've got some stuff to do for finals, but i've been trying to turn things in ahead of time to sort of combat the workload i would have

16. compliment the person who sent you this number.

i honestly love your blog, i really do. i love your incorrect quotes of the boys because they're so accurate that they hurt sometimes. like i start laughing like a motherfucker at most of them lmfao they're seriously super funny

[flowrxchild]

I was tagged by some real hunnybuns @valley-doll @cantbehandled-ever @v-i-d-e-n-o-i-r and @shes-outta-sight to answer some questions about songs! This is such a cool tag thank you!

Your Favourite Song:

Jimi Hendrix’ Voodoo Chile. It’s been my fave song for a good chunk of my life and I’ll never ever get sick of it. It’s 15 mins of everything that is good about music lol

A Song You Hate:

Not to sound like that person™️ but majority of radio music makes me want to scream...I just hate repetitive and meaningless music so something like Zedd’s The Middle makes me want to drive my car off a cliff

A Song That Makes You Cry:

Mazzy Star’s Common Burn just...I’m like damn allergies doing real b a d

A Song That Cheers You Up:

Hozier’s No Plan! It’s literally the perfect song about feeling existential dread but being like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ about it.

A Song That Reminds You Of A Special Moment:

GVF’s Flower Power. I saw Greta when I was going through a bit of a rough time and when I heard this song live, it was a kinda life changing lol I think of how I felt in that moment all the time cuz it was literally magical

A Song That Makes You Dance:

Donna Summer’s Lucky. I am a disco slut, no I will not elaborate.

A Song That You Can’t Stop Listening To:

I’ve been listening to Samia’s Ode To Artifice for like a week straight non stop and I will not stop until I never want to hear it again. Not possible tho.

A Song That Helps You Sleep:

I don’t usually listen to music to sleep because then I’d literally never shut my eyes lmao but anything Bon Iver or Sufjan Stevens really calms me down :-)

A Song That Is Your Ultimate Jam:

New Order’s Age Of Consent. That song comes on shuffle, idc if I’m in my room at 3am alone I’m like OPEN THE FUCKIN PIT

A Song You Resonate With:

Hippo Campus’ South. Idk how they do it but somehow as a band they manage to capture the most vulnerable parts of adolescence, coming of age and being terrified and made it into several songs and this one specifically is really special to me... I scream sing the lyrics to it while also crying a lil ahsgagks

A Song That Reminds You Of Your Parents:

The Tragically Hip’s Bobcaygeon! So this is a Canadian classic lol and as a family we used to camp a lot in the region that this song is about it and it reminds of those memories. It’s just like a super magical song, I promise if you listen to it, you will smell campfire and see Canadian pine trees :*)

A Song That Reminds You Of Your Best Friend:

The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion’s Bellbottoms because the amount of times we have almost crashed a car to this song is straight up not funny... if you don’t scream the lyrics at each other to this while wasting gas driving around sleepy neighbourhoods, are you really best friends??

This was so much fun!! I’d love to tag @seven-seas-of-hi @woman-ina-dream @incorrect-kiszka @kombuchastardust @this-simple-season @lazingonsunday @thatflowerpower or anyone who hasn’t been tagged yet, say I did ❤️

[incorrect-hippo-campus]

jake: what would the chef recommend?

employee: sir, this is a mcdonald's.

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source: quotes-of-various-fandoms

[incorrect-hippo-campus]

whistler: [pokes head into room] yo, do you have a brush for the shower?

zach: yeh. bottom drawer, black.

whistler: thanks! [leaves room]

whistler: [shouts from bathroom] z, this is a hairbrush.

zach: yes?

whistler: i meant a scrub brush! to clean the shower!

zach: oh!

zach: i dunno. good luck.

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source: oc

[incorrect-hippo-campus]

zach: can i ask a dumb question?

jake: better than anyone i know.

zach:

zach: ok but is that a yes or no—

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insp: verycorrectjatp

[incorrect-hippo-campus]

nathan: you know what they say–

whistler, clueless: no, what do they say?

nathan: you should know.

whistler, a little bit more aggressively: but i don’t.

nathan: but you should.

whistler: just tell me what they say!

nathan: you know what they say!

whistler, heatedly: but i don’t!!

nathan, fed up: but you should!!

whistler: tell me!

nathan, not even knowing what they say anymore: noOo…

decarlo, sick of this shit: you’re both idiots.

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source: kakagai-gaikaka

[incorrect-hippo-campus]

brit: how do i politely say i want to club someome with a brick?

zach: “one such as myself wishes to accent your facial presence with a geometric collection of natural minerals.”

brit:

brit: okay, that was beautiful.

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source: insert-original-lu-sideblog-name

[incorrect-hippo-campus]

jake: we all have a head, a body, a neck, and a sound hole, so technically we are all guitars.

nathan: please shut up.

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source: incorrectquotesideas

[incorrect-hippo-campus]

decarlo: what’s the worst decision you’ve made while drunk?

zach: not to brag, but i don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

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source: batshitferalquotes

[incorrect-hippo-campus]

nathan: in the name of the father, son, and holy ghost—

whistler: head shoulders knees and toes

jake: TURN UP YOUR NOSE AND STRIKE THAT POSE

zach: hEEYYYYYY m a c a r e n a

decarlo:

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source: incorrect-scp-cb-quotes

[incorrect-hippo-campus]

whistler: is anyone else scared?

jake: not really. i’ve already lived longer than i expected.

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source: hogwartshousefriends

[incorrect-hippo-campus]

nathan: are leaves called leaves because they leave the tree?

zach: do they even want to leave, though? what if the tree MAKES them leave?

brit: i am begging you two to talk about literally anything else.

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source: sparklingdocta

[incorrect-hippo-campus]

whistler: i didn't log on here to be bullied!

nathan: where do you usually go, then?

decarlo: i'll meet you in the dms!

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source: mine