#incorrect hiakyuu quotes

[skellijay]

*about Hinata*

Daichi: C’mon just go talk to him, he’s your best friend.

Kageyama: He IS N— *thinks about it for a minute* Oh! Crap! How did that happen?!?!

[unknwnrm]

Atsumu beating Osamu in arm wrestling: I'm stronger

Osamu: Well I'm smarter!

Atsumu: At least I look better!

Osamu: WE HAVE THE SAME FACE!

[anime-or-anigay]

Kageyama: you tricked me!

Oikawa: I deceived you. ‘Tricked’ makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

[skellijay]

Sugawara: Are you gonna cry?

Hinata: *tearing up* I don’t know...

Sugawara: Do you wanna cry?

Hinata: *tearing up more* I don’t know...

Sugawara: You’re gonna cry.

Hinata: *fully crying* I Know!!!

[skellijay]

Nishinoya: YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!! You’re Not SUUUGAA!!!!......................……......................…… ......................…… ......................…… ......................…… ......................…… ......................…… and Suga’s not my mom!!

*or literary anyone on the team lmao*

[skellijay]

Kenma: Well his tie is green, and he’s old!! Maybe there’s a joke about him going to school with dinosaurs?? And his tie-

Kuroo: Oh Kenma, you’re too beautiful you’ve never had to compensate for anything in your life. *turns to the rest of the Nekoma team* THE REST OF YOU UGLY NERDS BETTER START COMING UP WITH SOME JOKES!!!