#incorrect gtlive quotes

[wheatley-imagine-scenarios]

Apocalypse

Wheatley: People always ask me what I'd do in a zombie apocalypse and I'm like.. Probably die.

[incorrectgtlivequotes]

jason: women are very hard to read.

steph: actually, we just want -

jason: such complex creatures.

steph: if you'd just listen -

jason: so mysterious.

[hudledhedgehog]

Matthew : This is my ex girlfriend

Stephanie : Stop saying that

Stephanie : I'm his wife

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2333

(Trumpet Time.) (Dialogue from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.)

[laksha16]

😂

chris: why is stephanie on the counter?

matt: she likes to be tall.

[gregoryslawyer]

I don't usually do rant posts, but this has really been pissing me off for the past few months now and after a post I saw about him a few days ago I refuse to keep quiet about it anymore. Here is my stance on the Matpat hate train that has been making its rounds over the past few months.

Matpat is a valued member of this community, just like the rest of us. Please respect him, and if you're tired of the theories, just don't watch them.

[flqrxl]

doki doki literature club but it's matpat and chris evans playing it together and just laughing at everything because that's the only way they know how to react.

[naturalonequotes]

Liam: The Tart Guard are so cute!

Theo: Master Liam, it's not about if they are cute, it's about how well they murder our enemies!

[jungledubs-archive]

Steph: I'm not sure how I feel about you going back into the mansion.

Mat: It's okay, we have four plans. Plan A, for 'Actually could work'.

Mark: Plan B, for 'Better think of a new plan'.

Ethan: Plan C, for 'Crap, we failed, dear Lord help our souls'.

Jack: And then plan D, for 'Dead!'

Steph:

Steph: ...are you guys okay?!

Jack, smiling as he stares her straight into the eyes with the most dead inside expression possible: No.

[incorrect-inkymystery]

Bendy: USE THE SAFETY SCISSORS!

Boris: To do what?!?!

Bendy: Stab myself.

Boris: Oh...

[wheatley-imagine-scenarios]

Fruit Fly Saga

Rick: Wheatley, are you alright? We've been having this conversation about atomic fireballs and Wheatley's summoning the rain god

Wheatley: There is a fruit fly that really likes me! But he's kind of freaking me out because he won't leave me alone, and like, that's okay, I like having friends and if he wants support I'll give it to him. But I don't know where he is and I'm afraid and I don't know why he chose me,,

Rick: *having a laughing breakdown*

Wheatley: I'm sorry- I'm sorry, I just, I had to get it out there. I don't know where he is! He's getting so up close and personal with me-

GLaDOS: Oh yeah, I saw him, but he left me alone.

Wheatley: He chose me instead :')

Rick: Well, while Wheatley deals with his ongoing saga with the fruit fly-

Wheatley: He's choosing violence right now,, I'm afraid.

*20 minutes later*

Wheatley: *awkward hand/arm movements around him*

Rick: Wheatley's pulling a Karate Kid over here.

Wheatley: He's like, trying to get into my shirt and I feel very violated,,

[incorrectgtlivequotes]

literally anybody: raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimised by scott cawthon.

team theorist, but especially matt: *raises their hands*

[blackbullsquadquotes]

Finral: *meeting Charmy* Oh, look at it! It's so cute!

Yami: Finral, it's not about how cute they are, it's about how well they murder our enemies!

[incorrectspellmans]

Sabrina: So are you a nerd or a jock?

Harvey: I'm sad.

[ultimateincorrectquotes]

Ultimate Incorrect Quotes 6 Month Anniversary!

[gregoryslawyer]

It's not that funny but I saw the grandfather clock in the background and I had to