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Sunny: hey dad? can i get sum dating advice?

Robbie: Just because I’m with your mom doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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hello i was tagged by @18minutemajor for WIP Wednesday. it is not Wednesday but i am also not a cop so . here we gooo!!!!!!! tagging my esteemed colleagues (very politely and with no pressure!!!):

@neonfretra @oensible @sorrellegiance @moregraceful @stereax

@wheelsnipecelebrini

@korshrimpski (EDIT: it won’t?? let me tag you. unless these are on separate lines <3)

what's in-progress in your life <3 writing? art? recipe? skill acquisition?

if any crafty people see this - if ANYONE sees this - and would like to join in, feel free and consider yourself tagged <3 (and tag me back so i can see your stuff!!!) link to 18minutemajor's post if yall curious :3 my VERY long wip dump + ramblings under the cut!

its christmas soon and i like to paint gifts for my friends + and i'm finally revisiting my anime/lineart/inking era (here you are K!! my lineart past, present, and future!! <3) so here are some things i've been working on/coming back to/MAY NEVER FINISH: hockey related:

this is juraj slafkovsky and his dinky little middle part which he can absolutely learn to style into something a little less dinky but never does. i am so charmed by him. i imagine he just rocks it because his pretty privilege supersedes dinky middle parts . LMAO!!

here is Sasuke from my Naruto Hockey AU. I am a little stuck on jersey mockups lol. here he is. our haunted little 1OA who is absolutely normal and regular about his captain (LOUD incorrect buzzer):

personal oc art

wanna know some puckpocketed deep lore? i've never been one to make OCs. i was just not a very creative kid tbh. spent all my time drawing sailor moon instead. i still go back to her sometimes because she is one of my favourite shapes in the WORLD!!

in my 20s i took up playing d&d because of the. uh. plague. <3 and got pretty close to having OCs!! those count right? anyway. here is my tavern-wench-turned-wizard!!! i think i painted this 2 years ago? <- put dates on your works guys it saves lives. her name is Mel (short for Melins (pronounced like melons. on account of her knockers. can you tell i never grew out of my 12 yr old booby/cock joke era?) i revisited Mel recently and have started painting her in earnest again!! :3

I briefly dated someone who was very into streetwear and fashion, and I fell down a techwear/gorpcore/cyberpunk rabbit hole for a couple days out of curiosity. i remember literally zero salient info on any of it except the broad strokes of silhouetting and Vibes. what i emerged with, however, was a ?? sorta OC?? im not sure what to call them. they dont rly have a name or gender. I did this little sheet ages ago + the aborted attempt at a portrait later:

Here are my most recent explorations (i have been doing SOOOO much art. <3) which include:

unfinished character sheet + chibi art. I played with their jacket (much more structured/square/tailored thing) and added a lotta random buckles and belts. i took textiles class years ago and have a little experience in garment construction. and i know for a fact this thing does not make any sense. it hurts me to look at a little bit LMAO so i've paused it while i go draft patterns (badly. i was never good at drafting. i think i may have to break out my scrap fabric stash and hand sew a real life mock-up. HELP!)

here is me having fun with them and imagining them as some kind of cyber-fisherman. the best part of every game is the fishing mini-game to me. i love fishing mini-games so much. I made their hair really big because i wanted them to have big unwieldy hair and the vibes told me i should add more movement to the piece aside from the fishing line. I messed with their jacket AGAIN because i can't stop thinking about what kinda jacket they'd wear. gorp-core ? idk. it sure is something!

gifts for my friends :3

back in my weeb era for real YAYYYY!!! up til now i'd been making hockey art using a zero pressure sensitivity pen brush because i simply did NOT want to deal with that. it is and has always been a barrier to me making art that uses line art. <3 easing my way back into it though!

I used to paint gifts for my friends and then get them printed into lil posters and mount them on nice backing :3 i am now ready and back to painting.

Here is my girlbestie's OC. just a rough pose sketch. i think im pretty unsatisfied with the gesture of the head/hand. i wanted to include her gun in some way. i fear i may have to rework the pose entirely <3

For the genshin girlies.. here are some of my friends fave characters.

Yelan - this one i started many holidays ago and put on the backburner because the colouring was wigging me out. you can see where i started rendering stuff + got sidetracked and started on something else (the crystal choker IM LAUGHING @ past me...)

Ayaka - I reaaally like what i did here with the perspective + foreshortening. I don't know if the pose or expression is in-character or not, but i had fun :3 got stunlocked looking at references of genshin weapons so this is where i left off:

if you made it all the way down here hi... <3 ice hockey really cracked the ketchup bottle open for me when it comes to making art again. i love the communities i've found, and i'm inspired by every artist on here every day. thanks for being so cool + have a great day :)

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Incorrect Quote #1

TANNENBAUM: Where is everyone? EXIT: CRAP GORPS had a nervous collapse, POOCHY is looking after them, WOUND is trying to kill JORGE, so I’m in charge. TANNENBAUM: Oh my god! EXIT: I know, right?

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Nelson: Good responses for being Stabbed with a Knife?

Sam: Rude.

Blake: that’s Fair.

Bobbie: Not again!

Chet: ARe YOu GOing To WAnt THis BAck?

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Chet: SOMEtimes I CAn STIll HEar THEir VOIces…

Gorpsters: gay gay homosexual gay

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Gorpsters, tending to Chet’s wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Chet: ZEro STArs. WOUld NOT RECOMMend.

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Nelson: Oh fiddlesticks!

Sam: Look, I understand this is a stressful situation, but let’s watch the fucking language.

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Threadson: My hungry ass couldn’t be a Brain surgeon 💀💀

Lori: what do u mean? what do u mean by that?

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Chet: I’Ve NOTIced We HAve SLOWly BEGun To PHAse THe “B” OUt Of OUr BROMance.

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Gorpsters: Truth or Dare?

Chadfield: trutH.

Gorpsters: How many hours have you slept this week?

Chadfield:

Chadfield: …darE.

Gorpsters: Go to sleep!

Chadfield: I don’T likE thiS gamE.

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Chadfield: pleasE brinG homE pURIFIED wateR witH NO mineralS addeD foR tastE.

Gorpsters: We got spring water 😇

Chadfield: NO.

Gorpsters: With EXTRA minerals. It’s like licking a stalagmite.

Chadfield: dON’T cOME hOME.

Gorpsters: Mmmmm, cave water.

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Gorpsters: Are we in trouble?

Chadfield: takE A guesS.

Gorpsters: No? 😇

Chadfield: takE anotheR guesS.

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Any Gorp Arg Character: Sometimes I can still hear their voices….

Gorpsters: gay gay homosexual gay

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Chet: *kicks the door open, looking panicked*

Gorpsters: What happened??

Chet: NOBODy DIEd!

Gorpsters: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT? ?? ????

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Gorpsters: We know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are!

Chet: IT’s NOt A JOke.

Chet: *sniffles*

Chet: I’m A LEGit SNAck.

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Jeremy: google why is every1 so meena me