#incorrect ghost of tsushima

[dont-mind-me-im-in-love]

I just love the dialogues I found in @incorrectghostoftsushima :)

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

People are hating on the new Assassin's Creed trailer for all the wrong (usually incredibly racist) reasons.

You should be hating on it because it's the latest entry in Ubisoft's money grubbing "Day 1 DLC", "Super-Microtransatction", barely functioning shit-pile of a game from a company that's trying to wring every last penny out of its customers they can with every unethical late-stage-capitalism tool in their arsenal.

There's a perfectly good Assassin's Creed game set in Japan. It's called Ghost of Tsushima.

[juanarc-thethird]

Papa Arc: You have no honor!

Jaune: And you are a slave to it!

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Sengo: A true samurai needs no clothes.

[bunnys-tiny-space]

*hands you these and shyly walks away*

[lilcourtjesterman]

Taka: Chef's kiss? Do... do they really??

Jin: "based"? Based on what?

Yuna: the bird flu? Yeah they tend to do that

Ryuzo: "what's up stairs?" They can't talk.

Ishikawa: Apartment complex? I find it quite simple

Shimura: Road works ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does

Lady masako: you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

Norio: Wood fired pizza? How is pizza gonna find a job now?

Kenji: You're telling me a ginger bred this man?

[incorrectghostoftsushima]

Taka: "Wait! I have an older sister!"

Mongol: "Not interested!"

Taka: "It's not an offer, it's a warning!"

Yuna [kicking down the door]: "I AM GONNA SLICE THE SHIT OUT OF EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!"

[thecindercrow]

Incorrect Ghost of Tsushima

[persephinae]

Jin:  I’m going to go up and charge against 100 Mongol invaders and show them they should fear the samurai of Tsushima!  This plan is 100% fool proof. Yes.

Yuna:   Or we can... not do that, and live.

(reference:  Kate Beaton’s “Hark! A Vagrant”)

[dont-mind-me-im-in-love]

Hope you don´t mind this... I just wanted to try.

@incorrectghostoftsushima

(not a good drawer, never tumblred before, nor english speaker)

[voltsdolt]

Basically Ghost of Tsushima

[brokentrafficknight]

Jaune: Honor died on the bridge.

Papa Arc: You have no honor!

Jaune: And you are a slave to it!

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Rosho: Looks like you're healing up.

Sasara: It only hurts when I laugh, so... I should be be fine around you.

Rosho: You only laugh at your own jokes, anyway.

Sasara: *Chuckles, then winces in pain*

[ruii-cha]

chuuya: oh, it's the guild and the rats in the house of the dead fighting.

chuuya, beginning to glow red: don't worry. you'll both lose.

[lilcourtjesterman]

The entirety of the iki Island questline:

Jin: HOH

Tenzo: what??

Jin: hold on I just remembered a traumatizing experience from my past I gotta stim and I'll feel better

[ornstein]

Khotun Khan: So your name is Dragon Third? Correct?

Ryuzo: Yes.

Khotun Khan: Third, as in the third son?

Ryuzo: more like Third as in the third wheel.