#incorrect das boot quotes

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*vor Gericht*

Hoffmann: Das hier ist mein Rechtsbeistand, Karl Tennstedt

Ehrenberg: Tennstedt ist Anwalt?

Hoffmann: Nein, er ist nur rechts.

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1.WO’s Mexican classmate: ESCALERA OHHHHHH

1.WO: AW FUCK YEAHHHHHHH

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The Last Of Us - Incorrect Quotes

Very Correct Actually | HBO Specific

Things that don't exist in TLOU Universe:

SHINee

Klance

Miranda's 'Cerulean Blue' speech

Australia (probs) (like aus is GONE the grain industry over here.... nah)

Wicked, post first show

Wicked loosing tony to Avenue Q

Ugg Boots on a red carpet

Me (2004 baby)

Star Wars Episode 3, and by extension mass bi awakenings

Star Wars OG Trilogy box set/being able to see carrie fisher in the mental bikini at home

The Hunger Games, ellie would have ate this UP for all the wrong reasons

World of Warcraft

Lord of The Rings 3rd movie

Swifties

Brexit

Europe Nation-States as a whole probably (baby thats cordycepsfalia now)

Facebook

Autism in women (pretty much)

Dissolving of the Asperger's Diagnosis

The Wii

The iPhone, but more interestingly Steve Job's insults

Fears abt the world ending in 2012 bc of the Mayan calendar

4Chan

Any imaging from the Hubble Telescope (launched DAYS before outbreak day) (that's kinda poetic honestly like you want to venture out. okay, well so do cordyceps)

the term "baby bump" according to wiki

flash mobs

The Kardashians™️

Shrek 2

Spider-Man 2

Howl's Moving Castle

Attack on Titan the manga

GTA 5

The idea of GTA 6

Lost

Michael Jacksons death (as we know it)

"Bimbo Summit"

The Notebook

Paris Hiltons Music career

Bling Ring

My Immortal (fanfic)

Ao3

Wattpad

DSM-5

My Parents Marriage

Teen Vouge

That one vanity fair cover with all the 2003 it girls

Legally Blond 2

Charlie's angel 2

Scooby Doo 2

Madonna and Britney Spears kiss

Britney Spears conservatorship (Britney would FUCK UP some infected)

Beyoncé's solo career (aside from first album) (she won FIVE grammys in 2004)

Ellie being an NCTizen (i just see it)

In Da Club -50 Cent

Smosh

Youtube as a whole (i feel like sarah would have liked tarot card readings on youtube and joel would also secretly eat them up)

the resolution that an american politician was the one to leave a hit and run, dead dear in the middle of a park (arent the Kennedys basically american royals. yalls royals are wild, mine just 'secretly' assassinate each other)

SPF 50+

Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban again en mass awakenings... liking wolfstar, wolfstar roleplayers, liking kinda along hair nerdy guys, liking girls who punch ppl like draco malfoy in the face.

dare i say movie adaptation drarry stans

the marauders fanon

Ashley Simpson lip syncing scandal

NippleGate

Solo Gwen Stefani

Yeah! by Usher, lowkey i think this song would have been Joels guilty pleasure

Jojo Siwa

Desperate Housewives

Pretty Little Liars the concept as a whole

Napoleon Dynamite (#voteforpedro)

Barbie and Ken Divorce

Reddit

Criminal Minds

Spencer Reid

Dr Spencer Reid

My crush on Dr Spencer Reid

Mggs mockumentary

Mgg modeling picks we only see in his mockumentary

Hillary Duff "Do you know what you say" (TV Ellie would 10000% call things gay*)

Tom Cruise scientology controversy

cancel culture... all though i think FEDRA is their cancel culture

any publicly elected president in america ever again

kevin rudd sorry speech

julia gillards speech

gay marriage (in australia and in all american states)

hashtags

twitter

jihyo being a kpop trainee

girls generation

bang chan being australian potentially

the gabby hannah show.... and poetry, and music....

honourable mention kinda :

could you imagine thinking the world was gonna collapse in 2000 bc of, y2k, 2001 bc of 9/11 or 2012 bc of the mayan calendar but it was 2003 instead. evolution just couldn't handle wonyoungs impending beauty apparently

there are probably a lotttt of coeliac people in post outbreak TLOU universe

[mustakrakisch]

I WO: *is sleep-talking in Mexican*

II WO: I like your funny words, magic man

[blanchelondon5-blog]

Companies Use Work Uniforms To Advertise Small Business Symbol & Manufacturer

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- Smut

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Hoffmann: Remember, violence is never the answer.

Tennstedt: Right, it can't be the answer.

Hoffmann: Perfect, now-

Tennstedt: Violence is the question, and the answer is yes.

Ehrenberg: Karl no-!

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Hoffmann: Would you slap your best friend for 1000 Mark? Tennstedt: I would slap Robert for free. Ehrenberg: (tearing up) I'm your best friend?

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Hoffmann: I feel like Tennstedt is looking down on me. Ehrenberg: He is. He's taller than you.

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-LI about Kaleun

why do I think he is bi well firstly I know and perceive the truth

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Some poor unfortunate italian person: Why are you on the ground?

Hoffmann: I'm depressed.

Hoffmann: ... also I've been stabbed.

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Hoffmann: I can't find happiness but I can always find a person willing to date me, so either way, I'm happy.

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Ehrenberg: Is any of this legal? Hoffmann: I'm sure it's legal somewhere. Ehrenberg: And here? Hoffmann: Not even remotely, no.

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-1WO about Kaleun.

*barely contained lust* he is so fucking pathetic.

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Hoffmann: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Ehrenberg: ...

Ehrenberg: Probably more, because you wouldn't have arms anymore to keep making so much trouble

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Tennstedt: I'm not just a pretty face, I'm also a terrible person.