#incorrect babylon berlin quotes

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"I support women's rights, but I also support women's wrongs." - Gereon, about Lotte

[northamlet]

gräf: so, are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

gereon: what? i'm the KNIFE!

charlotte, from her office: he's the little spoon

[thewitchinthewood]

bonus:

Babylon Berlin Incorrect Quotes 3/3

[aufdemasphaltpennen]

Lotte: Truth or dare?

Gereon: Truth

Lotte: How many hours did you sleep this week?

Gereon: Dare

Lotte: Go to sleep.

Gereon: ...I don't like this game

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If Thommy Shelby ("Peaky Blinders") and Gereon Rath ("Babylon Berlin") could meet each other.

Gereon: Wait, you suffer from war trauma, too?

Thommy: Which made you do horrible things to the people you love?

Gereon: And self medication is slowly ruining your life and health.

Thommy: You inability to trust others and societys judgment is killing you one day.

Gereon: You are small and bitter...

Thommy: ...but have a great sense in fashion.

*giving each other a hifh five*

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Maglor: I used to think I was switched at birth.

Finrod: But?

Maglor: It was a home birth.

Finrod: Hmm, that would be difficult.

[incorrectbabylonberlin]

yall wanna hear a story about why me & this bitch here fell out?! it's kinda long but full of suspense

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Gräf: Hi Gereon.

Gereon: Helga used to call me that...

Gräf: Yes, because it’s your fucking name.

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Lotte: Argh, I overslept! Why didn’t you wake me?

Gereon: I tried, and you bit me!

Lotte: I didn’t bite you!

Gereon: [shows Lotte a bite mark on his hand]

Lotte: I did bite you. Cool!

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Gräf: I’m never getting in a car with you again! You drive exactly like you look like you drive!

Gereon: What’s that supposed to mean?

Gräf: You speed like a maniac, you zip in and out of lanes, you tailgate...

Gereon: They were going two miles an hour!

Gräf: It was a DRIVING SCHOOL!

Gereon: They went to school to learn a lesson! I was just giving them their money’s worth.

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Gennat: I - I'm at a loss for words!

Gereon, narrating: Despite being at a loss for words, Gennat continued to yell at me for 45 minutes.

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Lotte, at Starbucks: Hi, can I get a vanilla latte with...seven espresso shots?

Gräf, behind her in line: Good god just do cocaine.

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Lotte: *gets a papercut*

Gereon: Hasn't she been through ENOUGH?

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Gräf: Hi, I’m Gereon Rath’s emergency contact.

Police officer: You’re here to pick him up?

Gräf: No, I’m here to be removed as his emergency contact.

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Gennat: Gentlemen...

Gräf: Oh no.

Gennat: What?

Gereon: Gentlemen.

Gräf: It’s always trouble when we’re “gentlemen”.

Gereon: I much prefer “idiots”.

Gräf: Or “dolts”.

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Gereon: You lost a lot of blood, do you remember what happened?

Lotte: Only the ambulance ride.

Gereon: We didn’t take an ambulance, I drove you.

Lotte, frowns: But I heard the siren—

Gereon: That was Gräf.

Gräf: I was WORRIED.