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Mainz: en garde, and salute Wilkins' coffee!

Hipper: but I don't drink Wilkins

Mainz, taking the safety off: some people just never learn!

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Prince of Wales, [to Prinz Eugen]: When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn’t mean mocking ones.

[lauxantille]

Bismarck: I want to go into STEM (science, technology, engineering, and mathematics)

Prinz Eugen: I want to go into STEM (spreading rumors, telling lies, exaggerating, and misinformation)

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Prinz Eugen: Im gonna say the S word.

Prinz Eugen: Shit.

Scharnhorst: WHAT THE FUUUCK DONT SAY THAT!

Deutschland: STOP FUCKING SWEARING!

[julio-claudian-saberface]

Hungry like the wolf

Let me have ships about me that are fat; Sleek-bridgéd ships and such as sleep o’ nights:

Yond Ashigara has a lean and hungry look; She thinks too much: such ships are dangerous.

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Anchorage: it is a beautiful evening, isn't it?

Kearsarge: I do not enjoy landscapes devoid of dead Nazis

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Enterprise: I've got you!

Zuikaku: oh yeah? Well, there's only one problem. Who's gonna stop the planes? It's gotta be one or the other, Grey Ghost. Save the port, or stop your greatest enemy. You can't do both

Enterprise: I'm sorry, what did you just say?

Zuikaku: you can't do both, I said.

Enterprise: no, before that.

Zuikaku: save the port, or catch your greatest enemy?

Enterprise: you think you're my greatest enemy?

Zuikaku: yes! You're obsessed with me!

Enterprise: pfft! No I'm not.

Zuikaku: yes you are

Enterprise: no I'm not.

Zuikaku: yes you are! Who else drives you to one up them the way I do?

Enterprise: Akagi.

Zuikaku: no she doesn't.

Enterprise: Hornet.

Zuikaku: Hornet's not even a bad guy!

Enterprise: then I'd say I don't currently have A bad guy. I am fighting a few different people

Zuikaku: what?

Enterprise: I like to fight around

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Things you wouldn't want to hear at work!

Sheffield: it's not a photocopier, it's a shredder. And what have you done to your arse, Belfast?

Le Malin: imagine that! My first day at work, and I appear to have slipped on a wet floor! Hmm… I think I might be entitled to compensation.

Ark Royal: do you mind if I leave early? I've got to pick up the kids. Before their parents get there.

Valiant: now, I want you all to put down those football boots you've been sewing, because I've heard it's somebody's very special 11th birthday. And we've gotten you a photo of a cake!

Atago: we've run out of semi skims, so I topped your coffee off with breast milk

Mainz: what do you mean it's not your turn to make the coffee? This is fucking Starbucks!

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Enterprise: but, since we're all about to die, there's one more secret I feel I have to share with you. I didn't care for the godfather.

Yorktown: what?

Enterprise: did not care for the godfather.

Hornet: how can you even say that, enty?

Enterprise: did not… didn't like it.

Yorktown: Enterprise, it's so good… it's the perfect movie.

Enterprise: this is what everyone says-

Hornet: Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, I mean, you never see… Robert Duvall!

Enterprise: I know, I know! Fine actor, did not like the movie.

Wasp: why not?

Enterprise: could not get into it.

Yorktown: explain yourself, what didn't you like about it?

Enterprise: it insists upon itself.

Yorktown: what?

Enterprise: it insists upon itself, Yorktown

Yorktown: what does that even mean?

Hornet: because it has a valid point to make! It's insistent!

Enterprise: it takes forever getting in, and then you spend 6 and a half hours, and I can't even finish the movie, never even seen the ending

Hornet: you've never seen the ending?!

TB: how can you say you don't like it if you haven't given it a chance?

Yorktown: I agree with TB, it's not really fair

Hornet: it's outrageous…

Enterprise: I have tried on three separate occasions to get through it, and I get to the scene where they're all sitting around on the easy chairs, and-

Hornet: yeah, it's a great scene, I love that movie

Enterprise: it's not a great scene, I can't understand what they're saying, it's like they're all speaking a different language, and I lose interest

Yorktown: you know what, Enterprise…

Hornet: they're speaking Italian!

Yorktown: the language they're speaking is a language of subtlety, something you don't understand.

Enterprise: I love the money pit. That is my answer to that statement.

Yorktown: of course it is…

Enterprise: so there you go

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Blucher: hey guy! Bet you can't make a sentence without the letter a!

Hipper: you thought you just did something there, didn't you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without using the first letter of the English Lexicon.

Eugen: fuck you.

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Richelieu: well, I wrote this song for the Christian youth, I wanna teach kids the Christian truth. If you wanna reach those kids on the street, you gotta do a rap to a hip hop beat. So I gave my sermon an urban kick. My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick. My crew is big, and it keeps getting bigger. That's cause Jesus Christ is my n-

Clemenceau: non!

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Zara: ooh, a cannoli!

Bite

Zara: not a cannoli…

One hour later

Bremerton: I'm not mad, I just want to know. Who stole my burrito?

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In the group chat

Mainz: commander, there must be a clear division between the commander's room, and the port. We know very well how much you care about us, but a lack of boundaries may result in a lap of Discipline

Eugen: lap of Discipline

Blucher: lap of Discipline

SKK: lap of Discipline

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Akagi: we'll burn that bridge when we get to it!

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What you don't want to hear the prime minister say.

Valiant: oh my god, oh my god! First shipgirl big brother, and now this?!

New Jersey: get me an 18 inch knife and a hand grenade, I'm sorting this Siren shit out!

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The girl in question is Clemenceau

Cleveland: there, right there! Look at that tan, well tended skin, look at the killer shape she's in, look at that slightly stubbly chin, oh please she's gay! Totally gay!

Belfast: I'm not about to celebrate, every trait could indicate a totally straight expatriate, this girl's not gay, I say not gay

Ensemble: that is the elephant in the room, well is it relevant to assume, that a girl who wears a suit is automatically radically fae?

Formidable: look at her coiffed and crispy locks

Cleveland: look at her silk translucent socks

Belfast: there's the eternal paradox, look what we're seeing

Atago: what are we seeing?

Belfast: is she gay?

Cleveland: of course she's gay!

Belfast: or European?

…

Ensemble: oh…

…

Ensemble: gay, or European? It's hard to guarantee. If she's gay, or European…

Tallinn: well, hey, don't look at me!

Formidable: well, they bring their girls up different in those charming foreign ports. They play peculiar sports

Ensemble: in shiny shirts and tiny shorts! Gay or foreign fella, the answer could take weeks! They both say things like "Ciao, Bella" when they kiss you on both cheeks!

Cleveland: oh, please.

Ensemble: gay or European? So many shades of grey!

Eugen: depending on the time of day, the French go either way

Ensemble: is he gay or European, or-

Massachusetts: there, right there! Look at that condescending smirk, seen it on every ship at work! That is a metro hetro jerk, that girl's not gay, I say no way!

Ensemble: that is the elephant in the room! Well, is it relevant to assume that a hottie in that costume

Formidable: is automatically radically

Belfast: ironically, chronically

Massachusetts: certainly, curtainly

Eugen: genetically, medically

Ensemble: gay! Officially gay! Swishily gay gay gay gay

Interrupted by Clemenceau arranging a meeting with the commander

Ensemble: damn it! Gay or European?

Belfast: so stylish and relaxed

Ensemble: gay or European?

Belfast: I think her legs are waxed.

Formidable: but they bring their girls up different there, it's culturally diverse. It's not a fashion curse

Ensemble: if she wears a suit or bears a staff! Gay or just exotic, I still can't crack the code!

Brooklyn: yeah, her accent is hypnotic, but her shoes are pointy toed…

Ensemble: huh. Gay or European? So many shades of grey!

Commander: but, if she turns out straight, I'm free at eight on Saturday!

Ensemble: is she Gay or European? Gay or European? Gay or Euro-

Marco Polo: wait a minute! Gimme a chance to crack this girl, I've got an idea I'd like to try

Belfast: the floor is yours.

Marco Polo: so, Minister, this alleged affair with the commander has been going on for…

Clemenceau: two years.

Marco Polo: and your first name is?

Clemenceau: Clemenceau

Marco Polo: and your girlfriend's name is?

Clemenceau: Littorio.

Gasps

Clemenceau: I'm sorry, I misunderstand! You say girlfriend, I thought you mean good friend!

Littorio: you bastard! You lying bastard! That's it, I no cover for you no more. Peoples, I have a big announcement! This man is gay AND European!

Ensemble: whoa!

Littorio: and neither is disgrace!

Ensemble: oh!

Littorio: you've gotta stop your being a completely closet case!

Ensemble: D'oh!

Littorio: it's me, not him she's seeing, no matter what she say. I swear she never, ever, ever swing the other way. You are so gay, you big parfait, you flaming one man cabaret-

Clemenceau: I'm straight!

Littorio: you were not yesterday. So, if I may, I'm proud to say, she's gay!

Ensemble: and European!

Littorio: she's gay!

Ensemble: and European!

Littorio: she's gay!

Ensemble: and European, and gay!

Clemenceau: fine, okay, I'm gay!

Ensemble: hooray!