#incorrect KOF quotes
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unshackled-instinct · 8 months ago
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Iori: *is gently bottle-feeding a kitten, his large hands cradling the tiny feline* Kyo: *walks in* D'awwww, I didn't know that you that much of a softie, Yagami! Iori: *gives the most chilling death glare* One word about this, and I will tear out your vocal cords.
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thekingofmuses · 8 months ago
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Orochi Iori: ROOOOOOOAR!!
Kyo: Yagami, have a Snickers
Orochi Iori: ???? *snatches it and eats it whole*
Kyo: Better?
Iori: Better. But I still want to kill you.
Kyo: Yep. Good as new.
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zwritestuff · 2 years ago
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Foxy: On the count of three, what’s your favorite cake?
Foxy & Kula: One, two, three-
Foxy & Kula: Chocolate cake, peanutbutter frosting, and chocolate chunks!
Angel: Our turn, Krohnen! One, two, three-
Angel: Vanilla!
Krohnen: I’ve never had cake before. What is cake?
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draco-glacialis · 5 months ago
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Rosaria: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Amber: They do.
Sucrose: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
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incorrect-snkquotes · 2 months ago
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Iori: I'm so tough, I'm on alert even when there's no danger! That's my Yasakani fighting instinct signature.
Chizuru : Iori, that's PTSD.
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25-traveller · 2 years ago
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Alright. Soo ... I'm going to write fanfiction but sometimes and well this account is getting anywhere (however this is Blue, the place for you to imagine and be happy by hallucinations).
I'm very sorry if there are some dark content (not- not content but dark topics like poverty, the history of this and that, criticism. I'm gonna say that I'm a heavy rebel) and also I can't do much NSFW.
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I mostly do SFW. Forgive me.
I accept every fandom, even if you want your OC fandom. But unfortunately I must give you a year to wait, because I'm an anime-ish person. I watch animes often.
I can write your husbandos for you! Do you love Jack The Ripper? Same. You want Buddha or Tsukishima fanfic? I can help you.
Yes, yes, I know I look very panic but well ... That's me.
I will also mention some famous classical writers (ex. Edgar Allan Poe) for readers who likes to read. I'm gonna mention myself them (joke—)
What can I do?
I can do SFW mostly, let's call it Fluff or comfort. For NSFW, usually angst or blood or gore... But if you want some spicy ones, I can give you that (but forgive me for my bad writing, I'm not English nor American)
- Hugs or cuddles or whatever
- Holding hands
- Headcanons
- Ships
- Some sweet moments that I don't know what to say
- Incorrect quotes
- Angst
- Gore/bloods/violence (only for some scenes)
- Kisses
- And probably adult scenes if you want
So, What Can't I do then?
I can't do:
- Self-harm/suicide (Please don't request it except if you want a small suicide like cutting)
- BDSM or hard BDSM
- Fetish (I'm sorry, but I need more practice to describe things like that)
- Incest
- Rape
- Underage — Adult scenes (you know)
For those who didn't know me, let me call Dara for the nickname! I know it's a weird name for you? But this is me. You probably can call me February or Yuki, if you want.
I'm a-15-year-old author who likes to write and draw, known as a girl who is too lazy to do sports and too shy to direct message first. My blog is about my Indonesian Wattpad stories or my OCs, but I often post about fanfics.
I'm currently in:
- Hetalia
- Golden Kamuy
- Hazbin Hotel
- Record of Ragnarok
- Guilty Gear (pls I haven't played it yet, sorry T_T)
I also know BSD, KoF, and SF anyway.
Has a second account: @etoile-girl25
Mostly found on Instagram (tsundokyu.me), Twitter for AU or alternative pov?? (live0nDara) and AO3.
Also discord but I will tell you only if you want to.
Hope you enjoy <3
Chill from,
The Lost Girl
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zevlors-tail · 2 years ago
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Muse: No, no-
Kaeya, after having a bit too much to drink at Angel's Share and showing up on Muse's doorstep intoxicated: It's no use, Muse.
Muse: Please don't-
Kaeya: Muse, we gotta have it out!
Muse: No, Kaeya-
Kaeya: I have loved you ever since I've known you, Muse, I couldn't help it! A-And I tried to show it and you wouldn't let me which is fine-
Muse, running their hands through their hair anxiously and in disbelief: NO-
Kaeya: But I must make you hear now and give me an answer, because I cannot go on like this any longer.
Muse, panicking: Kaeya, please- Please, don't!
Kaeya: I gave up everything you didn't like- I'm happy I did it, It's fine, and I waited and I never complained! Because I- You know, I figured you'd love me, Muse.
Muse: *absolutely crushed because they did love him at one point but they've since moved on with Childe*
Kaeya: And I realize I'm not half good enough-
Muse, knowing he's spiraling: Oh, yes, yes, yes you are!
Kaeya: And I'm not this great man and...
Muse: You are! You're a great deal too good for me, and I- and I'm so grateful to you for everything you've done for me, and I'm so proud of you! And I just...
Muse, being brutally honest: I can't return your feelings, Kaeya, because I already... There's someone else. I'm... sorry.
Kaeya, on the verge of tears: You can't?
Muse: Goodnight, Kaeya.
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helsic · 3 years ago
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Hahaha I can’t stop drawing these!!
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pkselfship · 3 years ago
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Krizalid: Do you know why I called you in here, Cruz?
Kiki: Because I accidentally sent you a nude?
Krizalid: *abruptly stops pouring two wine glasses of Gatorade* ACCIDENTALLY??
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unshackled-instinct · 3 months ago
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(Kyo views his poems, which have "0/100, see me after class" marked on them.") Kyo: Alright, who the hell wrote "0" on my poems?! Those were supposed to be for Yuki! I'm gonna find whoever did this and burn them to a crisp!
Meanwhile...
Iori, somewhere in the distance: Hmm hmm hmm...heh heh hehe...HAAAA HA HA HA HA!!
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bitesofeverything · 4 years ago
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I forgot I did this- please accept it.
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zwritestuff · 2 years ago
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Krohnen: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions. Kula: Ridiculous. Give me some examples. Foxy: Wasps? Angel: Terriers? Krohnen: Angel.
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eleven-moons-official · 4 years ago
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Mike: do you know why i called you here?
Vincent: because i accidentally sent you a nude.
Mike: *putting some candles and romantic music* ¿An accident?
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illyrilex · 8 months ago
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I had to. Somebody needs to come get me.
Chizuru: *expressing her concerns*
King, high as fuck, bursting into the room: Girlypop sweettits dont think dat way!
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helsic · 3 years ago
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LOL
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helsic · 3 years ago
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Oops!
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