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Natasha: can i be frank with you guys?

Thor: sure but i don’t see how changing your name is going to help

Peter: can i still be Peter?

Thor: shh let frank speak

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Wanda: my kink is when people care about my feelings and what i have to say.

Natasha: too unrealistic. settle for bondage like the rest of us.

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Yelena: are you having a depressive episode again?

Natasha: depressive episode?

Natasha: i’m having a depressive series and we’re on season 5

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[Over the phone]

Natasha: turn around !

Natasha: in the other direction !

Natasha: no! turn around again !

Yelena: natasha, where are you? I don't see you!

Natasha: i'm out of town. but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amused me.

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Peter: isn’t it weird how a tree out there somewhere is currently growing wood for your coffin

Natasha: it’s two in the morning Peter shut up

Natasha: wait

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Yelena: you need to be nicer.

Natasha: i am nice.

Yelena: you threatened to stab them.

Natasha: i think giving them a warning was pretty nice of me.

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Yelena: are you seeing anyone?

Natasha: haha... no, why?

Yelena: idk i think a therapist would be good for you

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Wanda: so how do you sleep at night knowing that there are some people in the world who don't like you?

Natasha: with no underwear in case they want to kiss my ass

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Natasha: You remind me of those Russian matryoshka dolls.

Tony: Oh? Why?

Natasha: Because you're so full of yourself.

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Natasha: if you've got any questions, just ask

Peter, raising his hand: if a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?

Natasha:

Natasha: if you've got any relevant questions, just ask

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*Day 19of social distancing lock down*

Wanda: It's so dark here.

Peter: Don't worry, buddy.

Peter:[stomps foot]

Peter:[sketchers light up]

Wanda: Woah!

Natasha: I need to get out of here.

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website: confirm your password

Steve, squinting at the screen and typing with one finger: yes this is my password

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Natasha: When I was small-

Steve: [snorts]

Steve: "was"

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Sam: i miss steve.

Bucky: you still have me

Sam: it's not the same. there are some things i told steve that i can't talk to you about

Bucky: like what?

Sam: the annoying things that you do

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Sam: Do you like my outfit?

Natasha: Not as much as I like what’s underneath it.

Sam: Really?

Natasha: Yes, I need your chair. Get up

Bonus:

*Natasha on top of the chair on her tippy toes trying to get something from the top shelf*

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Yelena: please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have passionfruit get six

Natasha: sure

Natasha: *comes back holding six cartons of milk* they had passionfruit