#in which the drill is a dysfunctional artifact that should be retired
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gulescamisade · 9 years ago
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TEREZI: -She doesn't really know what to do with herself now that Sirius has taken the long nap before emerging into a beautiful grubterfly, so Terezi was aimlessly wandering the new ship, not having a specific destination in mind. She came across one of the common rooms and poked her head inside to check for any other visitors.-
HIGHBLOOD: *He had been waiting as well, partly waiting things out as well as waiting for Rhodri to get better though a good bit of him had half a mind to put him right back into the infirmary*
HIGHBLOOD: *So he sits and waits and lounges rather openly, stretching his limbs and fiddling with the vending machine*
TEREZI: -afldj;asldjfk;ajfas!! She has full intention of turning around and walking the heckies outta there, but 1. he'd already probably heard her tromping and 2. in extension, her absconding would be super rude. So against her better judgment, she walks through the threshold like oh fancy smelling you here.-
HIGHBLOOD: *He doesn't pay any mind to her being there, the old troll has a good sense of who is and isn't around him at this point of his existence and makes a small grunt at her being there only to lean under his outstretched arm and make eye-contact with the little teal before nodding* sister
TEREZI: -jumps but only inside her brain. She managed to steel herself and give him a courteous nod.- H1GHBLOOD
HIGHBLOOD: doin your daily wander a brother can gather up?
TEREZI: OH Y3S
TEREZI: NOW TH4T TH3 3XC1T3M3NTS D13D DOWN, TH3R3S 4 C3RT41N QU13T WH1CH H4S B3F4LL3N TH3 SH1P
HIGHBLOOD: motherfuckers all shook up and hidin away
HIGHBLOOD: caught in blocks, withdrawn from the dangers of out there while others work to forget *looks to her longer then turns back to the vending machine*
TEREZI: -shivers; well, at least he hasn't honked at her yet. She takes steps to one of the other lil vending machines in the block, squinting at the contents-
TEREZI: H4RD TO FORG3T 4BOUT WH4TS GO1NG ON 'OUT TH3R3' 4S W3LL 4S TH3 SWORD D4NGL1NG OV3R OUR H34DS BY 4 STR4ND OF H41R
HIGHBLOOD: *all looks well in there, nothing suspicious at all*
HIGHBLOOD: hard, but try anyhow
TEREZI: SUCH 1T 1S -she replies with a tiny shrug of her shoulders-
TEREZI: -she decides to get a gachapon for the hell of it.-
HIGHBLOOD: *the machine takes her money  and the highblood goes back to work only glancing her way when a gloved hand on a spring goes for the pie at Terezi's face out of the vending slot*
TEREZI: -gets freakin CREAMED and lets out the tiniest of SHRIEKS! She stumbled backwards and only succeeded in the movement of falling right on her rump. The word- FUCK! -reverberates through the halls-
TEREZI: -She's trying to claw that stuff out of her nose because she cant SEE.-
HIGHBLOOD: *small snort* gotta keep on your toes sis
TEREZI: -slightly strained- H4H4 YOU GOT M3!
TEREZI: -she does a slow rise to her feet, pie all over her front and recovering from a mini heart attack. She eventually regained enough composure to flick out her tongue out the side of her mouth. after a couple seconds, she nodded-
TEREZI: NOT B4D
HIGHBLOOD: i ain't a motherfucker who appreciates falsities
HIGHBLOOD: *steps back from the other machine to look over his work* though i'm from some other age of mindsets
HIGHBLOOD: brothers and sisters be some kinda tiptoed
TEREZI: -hhhhh he's coming closer. but she raises an eyebrow (if he can even see it) and dares herself to stay instead of getting tfo- TH3 T4ST3
TEREZI: 1TS NOT T3RR1BL3
HIGHBLOOD: not so much of a baker but my supplier would take that compliment well
HIGHBLOOD: either of them would *he has so many pies*
TEREZI: TH4TS V3RY GOOD FOR H1M TH3N -she used a hand to wipe the rest of the cream off of her face and onto...her shirt, she supposed. It was already pie-fied.-
TEREZI: 1 S33 YOUV3 Y3T TO BR34K TH3 H4B1T OF C4T4P13LT1NG B4K3D GOODS 1N P3OPL3S F4C3S -clowns like jokes, right? oh mother grub she gon die tonight. takes off her glasses to clean those off too, scrunching up the eye she no longer has a prosthetic for-
HIGHBLOOD: not all habits are bad, this is one of em that so happens to be oh so motherfuckin good
HIGHBLOOD: *smiles in her direction* you get used to it and better to it as times pass, sister red knows that much
TEREZI: OH -her voices quakes for a fraction of a second there- JOY
TEREZI: -she does frown a moment as she places her glasses back on her face, still a little cream-smeared.- TH1S S1ST3R R3D OF YOURS MUST H4V3 4N 3V3RL4ST1NG SUPPLY OF P4T13NC3
HIGHBLOOD: you oughta know
HIGHBLOOD: my peepers sight yall bein friendly
TEREZI: -she allows herself to grin at that- DO TH3Y?
TEREZI: FR13NDL1N3SS 4ND P4T13NC3 4R3 NOT N3C3SS4R1LY CONGRU3NT UNL3SS 4S 4N 1NT3RS3CT1ON 1N 4 V3NN D14GR4M
TEREZI: -gnaws at her lip- JUDG1NG BY YOUR ST4T3M3NTS, 1S 1T CORR3CT OF M3 TO GU3SS TH4T 1 KNOW TH1S 1ND1V1DU4L OF WHOM YOU SP34K?
HIGHBLOOD: that assumption would be rightfully positive
HIGHBLOOD: *watches her then moves across the room* sister red is many things patient and friendly only some of her better features
TEREZI: -meanwhile Terezi checks to see if a gachapon toy even came out of the machine. She feels she rightly deserves one now. And since she comes up to GHB's lower abdominal region, he's no less taller ten feet away than he is standing right in front of her.-
TEREZI: ....YOU 4R3 NOT SP34K1NG OF TH3 H4NDM41D, 4R3 YOU?
HIGHBLOOD: *This is why he wears his symbol on his crotch, easier for the small people to see, or sniff. You're welcome. He's being so height conscientious. Sadly the toy didn't come out of the machine though*
HIGHBLOOD: nah, she too bratty for my tastes
HIGHBLOOD: her former matesprit and current wrigglersitter is who i'm talkin about
HIGHBLOOD: redglare
TEREZI: -Well that's a load of bullcrap! She wants her caegar back!! and then she proceeds to choke on her own spit because Redglare was just about the last person she would have guessed. but it made freakin sense due to the proximity legislacerators and subjugglators worked. Frickle.-
TEREZI: 1
TEREZI: HUH
TEREZI: TH4TS
TEREZI: 1NT3R3ST1NG
HIGHBLOOD: oh is it? *small grin*
HIGHBLOOD: sisters mad informed on the gossipies *because he tells her*
TEREZI: WHY Y3S! -squeaks- TH1S 1S C3RT41NLY N3WS!
TEREZI: -she's now found some napkins in her sylladex and is wiping the cream out of her hair-
HIGHBLOOD: *looks her over again briefly before dropping his big butt to the floor*
HIGHBLOOD: muse on a motherfucker
HIGHBLOOD: what bidness tied yourself up with tumut
TEREZI: -HHHHH he's talking to her again- UH
TEREZI: W3LL, YOU KNOW
TEREZI: P34C3 M1SS1ONS SOUND3D 4PP34L1NG 4T TH3 T1M3 -it's not entirely a lie-
HIGHBLOOD: not so many those from that home planet feel as such
TEREZI: -her fingers flinch in the towel and she hopes he didn't notice that- 1D W4G3R TH3Y DONT -shrugs her shoulders nonchalantly- BUT T1M3S 4R3 F4ST CH4NG1NG
HIGHBLOOD: *if he does he doesn't give it away*
HIGHBLOOD: they've always been changin
HIGHBLOOD: that don't mean it keeps away all the old shit drilled into pans of newer generations
TEREZI: -shit, they were treading into waters that terezi had very strong opinions on and she didn't want to forget who she was talking to and slip something adverse to her survival.-
TEREZI: SOM3 H4V3 R34L1Z3D TH3Y C4N STOP TH4T DR1LL WH3N3V3R TH3Y SO D3S1R3
HIGHBLOOD: if they wanna stop it they on the wrong end of the appliance *simple reply as he lounges*
TEREZI: OR WR1GGL3 OUT OF TH3 S34TS TO S4LV4G3 WH4T L1TTL3 BR41N M4TT3R TH3Y H4V3 R3M41N1NG
HIGHBLOOD: they've seen what happens to wrigglers *both a play on words and the truth*
TEREZI: -huffs, feeling a chill- W3LL, M4YB3 TH4T DR1LL N33DS TO B3 BROK3N 1N H4LF 4ND CHUCK3D OUT TH3 W1NDOW
HIGHBLOOD: that's an opinion to be had about one such item
TEREZI: P3RH4PS TH3 1T3M 1S D3FUNCT 4ND 4NT3D1LUV14N
HIGHBLOOD: in which case what do you propose to amend the problem my loud lil sis
TEREZI: P3RH4PS TH3 DYSFUNCT1ON4L 4RT1F4CT 1S COMPL3T3LY UNN3C3SS4RY
HIGHBLOOD: that don't pose any solutions
TEREZI: TH4T M4Y B3, BUT 1T ST1LL S33MS TO B3 4 K3Y ST3P TO 4 SOLUT1ON
HIGHBLOOD: can't up and jump into dismantlin your hive when you have no hammer to build that shit back up
HIGHBLOOD: that's sloppy, and leaves you shit outta some much luck
TEREZI: -raises an eyebrow at him- 1F TH3 FOUND4T1ONS SH1T, TH3 H1V3 W1LL SUFF3R
TEREZI: 1F NOT PR3S3NTLY TH4N D3F1NT3LY 1N TH3 FUTUR3
TEREZI: M1GHT 4S W3LL US3 C4 ON TH3 WHOL3 PL4C3 W1TH HOW MUCH GOOD 1TS GONN4 DO ON3 FOR
TEREZI: WOULDNT 3V3N N33D 4 H4MM3R
HIGHBLOOD: *grins at the little tealblood* bitin off a hefty chunk of sustinence
TEREZI: 1F 1TS 4LR34DY 1N MY MOUTH, 1 M1GHT 4S W3LL CH3W 1T
HIGHBLOOD: you gettin ahead of yourself
HIGHBLOOD: the ambition there but lack what dosage of realism there is to hold
TEREZI: 1 DONT?
TEREZI: 4MONG TH3 M4SS3S, 1NST4B1L1TY C4US3S DOUBT
TEREZI: DOUBT B34RS FRU1T TO D1SQU13T
TEREZI: 4ND D1SQU13T TO 4G1T4T1ON 1N TURN
TEREZI: 1T CONT1NU3S ON
TEREZI: HOW DO3S 4 N4TUR4L PROC3SS NOT H4V3 4 DOS4G3 OF R34L1SM?
TEREZI: -these things are just falling out of her mouth and she can't even stop herself.-
HIGHBLOOD: none realism in your application to fixin a problem
HIGHBLOOD: s'one thing to preach that gospel motherfucker
HIGHBLOOD: its a whole other thing to be about it
TEREZI: -did he just-- A sharky smile cracked across her face-
TEREZI: TOO R1GHT YOU 4R3
HIGHBLOOD: like to think i learnt up enough to be right about some shit
HIGHBLOOD: *it wasn't mumbled but maybe he was talking to himself in that little bit.*
TEREZI: Y3S, ON3 GL4NC3 4T 4LT3RN14N H1STORY SHOULD PROV3 HOW ON3 FOLLOW3D THROUGH TO GO "4BOUT 1T"
HIGHBLOOD: i ain't talkin school feeds
HIGHBLOOD: i'm talkin experience and evaluationals
HIGHBLOOD: they always be goin about it
TEREZI: SO YOU H4V3 3XP3R13NC3 1N GO1NG 4BOUT 1T
TEREZI: -She still smelled pie down her shirtfront, so she rubbed her nose to free it from the actually pleasant scent of cream.-
HIGHBLOOD: in goin about much shit
HIGHBLOOD: can't say there bein any one it
HIGHBLOOD: but i'm also the call to motherfuckers goin about it :o)
TEREZI: -she pauses for a second, trying to decipher the clown talk, because had she not, Terezi would have understood less than half of that and to claim any more would be a lie. And even then she was unsure if she understood fully. Dang, is that a chill going up her back at that smile? No? Just the ventilation, then? Good.-
TEREZI: SO
TEREZI: GO1NG 4BOUT3RS MUST GO TO YOU TO GO 4BOUT?
HIGHBLOOD: i end up going to them at some point
TEREZI: ...
TEREZI: 4ND...
TEREZI: 1N GO1NG TO TH3M, TH3Y STOP GO1NG
TEREZI: 4BOUT
HIGHBLOOD: very often *like all the time but was that a threat? No one could really tell, it sure didn't sound like one but words??*
TEREZI: 4H GOOD!
TEREZI: 'V3RY OFT3N' DO3S NOT D3S1GN4T3 '4LW4YS'
HIGHBLOOD: indeed it don't sister
TEREZI: SO YOU MUST M4K3 SOM3 3XC3PT1ONS?
HIGHBLOOD: *thinks* .... depends
TEREZI: ON?
HIGHBLOOD: now why would a motherfucker up and disclose that?
TEREZI: S1NC3 W3R3 ON TH3 SUBJ3CT
HIGHBLOOD: :o)
TEREZI: -tries again- B3C4US3 1N L34RN1NG FROM P4ST M1ST4K3S, ON3 C4N 4VO1D FUTUR3 ON3S -is she bullshitting him? can he tell if she is?-
TEREZI: OR ST1LL M4K3 FUTUR3 M1ST4K3S C4V4L13RLY, BUT DULL TH31R 3RRON3NOUSN3SS 1N R3G4RDS TO 4N OV3R4LL H34LTHY ST4TUS 4ND TH3 COND1T1ON OF ON3S BOD1LY CONST1TUT1ON
TEREZI: ...
TEREZI: SO
TEREZI: 4NY PROT1PS?
HIGHBLOOD: nah, i'm all interested to see how this shit doth play out
TEREZI: -nods- 1 S33
TEREZI: T4C1TURN 1N CONV3RS4T1ON R3V34LS MOR3 TH4N YOU KNOW >:]
HIGHBLOOD: then do so harvest from it what you will lil teal
TEREZI: -What is it with giant trolls commenting on her height? SURELY there's people aboard shorter than her.-
TEREZI: 1 W1LL! -her face slashes into a wide grin, but half of that is for show.-
HIGHBLOOD: *Everyone is small to him, but she's also the tiniest teal, that's just facts*
HIGHBLOOD: *stands finally and stretches out his limbs* and so with it you do find your answer *heads for the hallways* oh
HIGHBLOOD: and enjoy your snackage sis
TEREZI: -She's grateful she's not chucklevoodoo'ed into a drooling pile, so Terezi simply nods with a- TH4T 1 W1LL, ON BOTH COUNTS -and her eyes follow him out the room, not yet comfortable with turning her back to him just yet. She also picks up the pan and pulls out a fork. It'd be shame to let such good pie go to waste.-
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