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bittersweetblasphemy · 7 months

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had a fucking bizarre dream last night that led to me fucking the Grinch. woke up. thought to myself, "wow that was a fucking bizarre dream." went back to sleep. immediately had a second, completely different dream that ended with me also fucking the Grinch. even had a moment just as we were going to bone like "wow just like my dream."

these fever dreams are getting... something.

#it was the jim carrey version if anyone was curious #and he was a subby touch starved brat #i dont know how to feel about this information #in the second one we had some mary lwyd rhyming back n forth thing going on #and he was wearing some shiny red dress that was so tight you could see his fucking camel toe #definitely one of those dreams you just gotta sit in bed and stare at the ceiling for a while #sorry its just branded in my brain and i need others to suffer with me #bc lbr martha may was a fuckin real one #a true monster fucker ready to jump that furry green ass #dont act like he aint a baddie #but what in the actual fuck #i havent even watched the grinch lately #its fucking march #w-why!?#TWICE #IN A ROW

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